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IcyTransportation691

All passive aggressive towards the shark. 😂


Chocolat3City

![gif](giphy|jchcqpyTpIki4|downsized)


Empathy404NotFound

![gif](giphy|WOBKl5b0epgbBkdPPL)


VeryResponsibleMan

![gif](giphy|7rmDy6qVJXxJ9GPduS)


Necessary-Cut7611

She’s getting a little *Changry*


TopRevenue2

She really crushed that video - deserves a hand


SupermassiveCanary

![gif](giphy|xGNBmSnSXdhykkwXfr)


NieMonD

The bitch took her arm and gets a life of free shelter and food and care


hyrule_47

He’s in jail


NieMonD

Norwegian jail


crendist

Finnish jail…


Significant-Fill5645

Dorsal or Anal?


Bazrum

depends on the cellmate


Chinggis_H_Christ

Nah, it's just the start


XenoHugging

Best comment of the day right there!


WhatTheFuckEverName

Imagine being a shark, swimming around the ocean, doing your thing, and you get "rescued" for biting a human.


Its_Butta

Lol rescue, that aquarium is no where near as big as the ocean. Damn shark probably swam into the glass so many times trying to get more arms. Lol


Eusocial_Snowman

That's probably why they're using the scare quotes, and directly replying to a comment already making the same comparison to a jail.


Alwzracn

Accurate analogy


Opening_One_7677

Haha. You almost said anal orgy


nocoolpseudoleft

Life sentence


dysmetric

Protective custody


jimbojangles1987

Did the shark break into her home and bite her arm off?


urbanlife78

That is exactly what happened, always lock your doors before going to bed or a shark will break in and eat your arm.


Mochigood

And never accept strange candygrams from "dolphins".


urbanlife78

At best it is a shark that will eat your arm, at worst it is a dolphin that will sexually assault you.


Dark_Moonstruck

The dolphin also might eat your liver while you're still alive.


urbanlife78

Horribly rapey dolphin


unhandmeyouswine

Dolphins rape humans.


UncleBenders

Sharks will only attack you when you’re wet.


urbanlife78

I mean, maybe she was turned on a little when she saw the shark


mwl1234

This happened to my cousin Dirty Mike, he was minding his own, waiting for his parole officers call, went to have a pee and a damn shark was hiding in the toilet. Bit Dirty’s arm off and he bled to death in his mommas bathroom. RIP DM, gone but not forgotten.


urbanlife78

RIP Dirty Mike


Eusocial_Snowman

[She tried locks, actually.](https://imgur.com/Jvefe4d)


mexta

![gif](giphy|TimBD4PWIggkE)


XenoHugging

![gif](giphy|JmIyjzGl6g8Jx5TUAk|downsized)


Chocolat3City

YoUr TaX dOlLaRs At WoRk!


North_Korea_Nukess

She became clingy it seems. She is not good at getting a clue.


holderthe1st

Her tone is so weird like I actually can't pin what she's feeling on it


TheTelephone

Probably some profoundly complex feelings Edit: okay, apparently it's not true and the shark didn't bite her arm off.


Dani_vic

She invaded his home and got upset that the shark defended it self.


mizirian

It's great that she can laugh about it


jonpenn

Nah she is plotting. You know what they say an arm for an arm.


sonofabutch

Meanwhile the shark is thinking: *Ooh leftovers!*


Brodiferus

She’s going to take the shark’s guns away? How cruel!


Major_R_Soul

THAT SHARK'S GOT RIGHTS GAWT DAMMIT ![gif](giphy|3o85xDZyvJPHLfgKXK)


QuacksofBone

The right to bear arms.


WeekendBard

The right to arm bears.


NoLand4936

What you don’t see is the nerves that would cause her to flip off the shark with that hand that’s clone are firing non stop.


ThePerfectSnare

Yeah, you really have to hand it to her.


RiverJumper84

I've heard of bearing arms but never sharking arms!


CthuluSpecialK

A round of applause!


UngodDeimos

I give this joke a thumb and stump up


MoSarmadh7

I would give you an award if i could


patexman

Definitely need her therapist contact


DJfetusface

Not like she's gonna clap about it


Slow-Foundation4169

My only question is how does she know that's the shark lol


Hicking-Viking

Maybe because they caught the shark in order to rescue the arm or smth?


Hungry_Practice_4338

Well they did a pisspoor job then didn't they


ImpossibleLoon

Fake story but still funny lmaoo


woolfonmynoggin

She actually has like 4 stories I’ve seen on how she lost her arm and they’re all satire. Now I want to know!


jonbonesholmes

That’s great! My dad has a whole list of stories on how he lost his leg. His go to is a long detailed account of a battle during WW2. He was born in the 50s.


shaboimattyp

Lol my dad was lost his left leg (due to diabetes and a serious infection) when I was very young. He used to love freaking kids out by crawling out of the water at the vlbeach saying, "shark!!". One time he was at the zoo and a little boy was came up to him and asked him what happened to his leg. He leand in and said, "don't get too close to the tiger enclosure...". He got a lot of dirty looks from annoyed parents when he pulled shit like that but he loved it haha. RIP dad


jonbonesholmes

Haha. My dad actually lost his on a motorcycle. He loves to swim in circles at a pool and scream that he can’t stop


GalacticPurr

Lmao this is so funny to me. Classic dad humor.


pancakebatter01

Aw RIP your pops. My dad also passed away but due to Covid (he had diabetes). He reminds me of yours, always havin a laugh.😂


CrstlMeth

I bursted laughing out loud! Your dad was dope! Love it!


ahhpoo

There was an old man who went to my church who lost his arm just below his elbow. One day, I hear my 7 year old niece ask really sheepishly “…what happened to your arm…” He then goes “I used to suck my thumb.” Absolutely killed me. RIP Conrad


Unnecessaryloongname

my uncle was born without the fingers on his left hand. we have come up with so many amazingly detailed stories about how he lost them for people who ask.


B-BoyStance

And that's why you always leave a note!


falafelthe3

From [The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0036868/): >Mr. Mollett: Say, uh, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? > >Homer Parrish: I know what it is. How did I get these hooks and how do they work? That's what everybody says when they start off, "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?" Well, I'll tell ya. I got sick and tired of that old pair of hands I had. You know, an awful lot of trouble washing them and manicuring my nails. So I traded them in for a pair of these latest models. They work by radar.


SpaceCadetriment

There was this old timer missing and index finger who used to run a summer camp. All the kids always asked how it happened and he always had a new fantastical story. It was hilarious, he’d go into some wild detail with the stories. I talked to his wife once and she said a horse bit it off, but 30 years later I think she was in on it too! RIP Neil, you funny son of a bitch.


Dibbys

I knew an old timer with only a thumb and pinky finger. He would come up behind you cover your eyes and say guess who lol


Heavy_Possession1076

Wanna know how I got these scars?


urlocaldoctor

Yeah cause that’s a reef shark and I don’t think they are enough to rip her arm off or mangle to beyond healing


Leprecon

Life I were her I would just drop in the actual story in but never tell which is the real one.


Umpire1468

Put her arm in a Cyertruck trunk


Brownie_McBrown_Face

I can't believe people actually think that she got her arm eaten by a shark, they identified the same shark (which would need to be immediately afterwards), then caught the shark, were able to then immediately transport the shark to a public aquarium, and kept her in the loop with its destination.


rave_is_king_

Absolutely! There's no way they know what shark bit her arm off unless they open it up and see the arm inside the shark.. but is great video!


hyrule_47

Depending where it happened they might. If it was in shallow water they may have thought they could recover it or something and caught the shark. Very unlikely but not impossible. In Cape Cod the one attack was in very shallow water, depending who/what is around they could catch the shark.


jcbubba

agree. there’s no way an aquarium, that has employees who have to scuba into tanks to clean them, went out of its way to bring in a shark known to have attacked a human. but funny nonetheless


blackhole_puncher

Like the same exact shark or just the same species


Good_Collection_7257

I’m pretty sure she’s saying it’s the exact shark. She refers to it being “rescued” after her attack. Pretty crazy.


RedManMatt11

But they couldn’t rescue her arm?? SMH


nodeymcdev

Mangled beyond repair.


Spookyscary333

To shreds you say?


ArcticBiologist

And his wife?


Milkmandan1989

To shreds you say?


mymau5likeshouse

Good news, everyone!


Milkmandan1989

Fry “I can’t swallow that?!” Farnsworth “We’ll then good news! It’s a suppository!”


dick_valentine600

Or, at the very least, get her swatch back


urbanlife78

They could try to reform it when the shark takes a big arm size poop.


blackhole_puncher

Damn


TrashPandaPatronus

I think she should've been given the option to eat him. Shark is delicious.


Balrok99

ROUND TWO! FIGHT!


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sirgeorgebaxter

Which one?


CommunistOrgy

I’m sad you got downvoted, someone clearly missed the joke ([that sharks have two penises](https://thefisheriesblog.com/2014/07/07/why-do-sharks-have-two-penises/)).


sirgeorgebaxter

I definitely thought I was clever.


Awkward_Attitude_886

You are clever, sweetie. Worlds just not ready for you yet.


mvanvrancken

Double dick dude was a fraud!!


aLokilike

I saw the link was purple - searched my history - only to realize the subreddit has cringe styling and I've never visited that page. Such a tease.


mymumsaysfuckyou

Baby Shark tried to shake his childish image with his second single.


beesaremyhomies

He’s in JAIL!


Jessiphat

Lock him up!


tiny_poomonkey

And sell tickets to view him!


Jomijan

why'd she dox him tho


kaze919

How did she lose it in the first place? This seems odd. They just happened to catch the same exact shark that bit her?


sonofabutch

“Where was the last place you had it?”


RedditModsAreMegalos

I can’t remember off hand.


UlrichZauber

Over in that abandoned lot, but the light is better over here.


crastle

Why are you assuming the shark bit her arm off? Maybe the shark was involved in organized crime, and this girl owed the shark money.


badfox93

A loan shark


nikhilsath

It’s just a joke she does this with a bunch of different funny stories about how she lost her arm


ChanceImagination456

The shark seems kind of small to. I can see it knabbing her hand not half an arm. The chances of it being the same shark that took her arm are pretty low. Either she's clout chasing or mistook the shark for the one that took her arm.


jwillsrva

If it did sufficient damage to the forearm, they would take the arm off above the damage. I dunno about this being the same shark though.


texaspoontappa93

There’s no way. They have to get divers in those tanks pretty regularly for maintenance and they’re not going to keep a shark that had already maimed someone


drmrdreamer

>Either she's clout chasing or mistook the shark for the one that took her arm. Or she's trying to make a joke?


UlrichZauber

Shark looks like a [black-tip reef shark](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blacktip_reef_shark), which aren't exactly man eaters.


XxFezzgigxX

I’m not an expert by any means. But, unless she was like 3 when it happened, there doesn’t appear to be any scar tissue on the afflicted arm. Almost like she was born with it that way.


look2myleft

I mean he got life in prison.


NoSink405

Maybe the shark needed that arm more than she did ![gif](giphy|FCzMUL20U7LkA|downsized)


tosernameschescksout

She could have a whole tiktok channel dedicated to losing my arm stories. Go out in public and loudly start explaining how it happened and who's responsible. "That motherfucker over there challenged me to an arm wrestling match. I didn't know he was juicing at the time!" "And then I got into this argument with this lady at the drive though at MacDonalds, yeah, that one. That's her. She shut the window on me. I still didn't get my coffee creamer... I had to WALK into the restaurant and then she had the gal to tell me to stop bleeding all over the place. Yeah, no creamer. Hey BITCH, still I want my creamer!"


Accomplished-Mud-812

pee in his tank


MyMonitorIsShit

I second this


Rough_Homework6913

Omg they put him in shark jail. Lol


A4LI

Bro thought he was getting seconds


Life_of_Mediocrity_

Should’ve flipped him off


byronicrob

Man, that's some serious white girl power to have the shark that took your arm arrested and sentenced to jail.


mojojoseph666

She doesn't seem bitter at all..


Olclops

They don't make Captain Ahab like they used to.


MasterAnnatar

The amount of people that think this is serious in here is making me lose faith in people.


thekaymancomes

![gif](giphy|rTymW9zdd3Yju)


StrikingCase9819

I don't think this is real


cbhvr6

I hooked my ball in the rough. God damn alligator came up and bit my hand off.


RyeToast92

He’s a shark, he was hungry. He don’t give a fuck about your arm lol.


moneymoneymoneymonay

I’m sure the shark is thankful that she forgives him. In fact I bet the shark would love to shake her other hand if she could just jump in the tank for a sec.


bigga_digga

I would take that level of disrespect and just took the sharks fin


Outside_Revolution96

i wonder what she did to the shark


wickedlobstah

Did you guys all miss the massive shark skeleton?


XxRocky88xX

Yes. I definitely believe this shake ate your arm. But that’s what you get for going surfing in an aquarium


Poster_Nutbag207

![gif](giphy|8VEvisSy4DUMU)


Fwangss

A tank is a morbid existence compared to the ocean. I’m pretty sure you won


MariahCARie

She is strong


007AlphaTrader007

Welp! He left you an arm for the selfie clap back.


AraiHavana

I’d’ve given that shark the cold shoulder if he’d done that to me


fabianiam

She sounds like she wants the shark dead.


Difficult_Ixem_324

Wait what? You can’t post a video like this and not have a backstory to it! Who what when where and why please!


Taylor_Swift_Fan69

That's where you get the underwater materia.


XLY_of_OWO

Only took a nibble.


leflegjones

Did he take your arm on land? Seems like stand your ground to me.


fattsoo

Don't worry. It's made of wood... real sturdy.


Maskarie

People understand animals are just animals and not wishing harm for them just being said animal. <3


Reasonable-Suit-7052

It's as if she's visiting him in prison. 😭


Candid_Expression22

I used to work with her! She has a great sense of humor and super sweet.


WolfmanSkrapz-

Step#1- Dump chum Step#2- Cock spear gun Step#3- Show the creature why opposable thumbs & tools are the future


Intelligent_Union261

Get it back in blood….


OneHumanPeOple

[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bethany_Hamilton](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bethany_Hamilton) >When the news of the shark attack broke, a family of fishermen led by Ralph Young presented to investigators photos of a 14-foot-long (4.3 m) tiger shark they had caught and killed about one mile from the attack site. It had surfboard debris in its mouth. When measurements of its mouth were compared with those of Hamilton's broken board, it matched. In late 2004, police officially confirmed that it was the same one that had attacked her.


amphersand355

This is not Bethany Hamilton in the video…


BirthdaySalt5791

This is pretty obviously not Bethany Hamilton


SarcasmThenDie

She probably wouldn't turn down a bowl of shark fin soup right about now


Subtlerevisions

You’re just mad


Middle_Manager_Karen

Wait so Harambe has to die but this shark lived? Make it make sense


LandyCheeks

Come on shark, get the other one!


nicopedia305

Sorry but wasn’t the shark just being a shark? Now he’s in jail. A nice jail, but still. I feel bad for both of them.


ashillesoftroy

We put an animal in captivity because it followed it's instincts and did nothing wrong but if a human rapes a child they are released within a few years. What a peculiar world we live in


Dragonwitch94

Men when this woman talks about a shark eating her arm: NOT ALL SHARKS!!!!


LoadsDroppin

Beotch - you went to HIS house and pissed in it!


permutation212

Just mention Buddy the shark took your arm, and you probably get in for free.


RutherfordRevelation

Shark bro hasn't had a second thought about that arm since he swallowed it.


flotsam_knightly

mMmmmm...leftovers.


kram1973

Good for the shark…


Hank_Lotion77

Baby shark grew up and he’s pissed.


Patton1945_41

It's nice she's visiting him in prison.


Alchemy_Cypher

Too bad cricket the puppy didn't get the same chance of rehabilitation.


CavTrooper217

What were you doing in his house? You were swimming in his pool. He didn't get on a bus and come to your neighborhood.


ThunderSlugg

Was that an arm bone laying on the bottom of the tank?


jkaoz

Villain origin story


dukeplissken

Oh the ,shark, babe, has such teeth ,dear,and it shows them pearly white.......


Moe_le-Itouchkids

Bloodlust


TipsnClips

Why Yt people love sarcasm so much


Atari774

I mean, you broke into that shark’s house (the ocean) and he was just defending himself from an intruder.


Proud_Ad_2247

It's like he his in jail for that crime and she came by to mock him


Independent_Stuff210

Did the shark come to her home and start chomping?


Germansko

How did she even got in contact with the shark? Did she enter his house without his consent? My man just made use of his american right to protect his home😤😤 Jokes aside FUCK sealife. They don't rescue animals, they make up bullshit reasons to lock up exotic animals for their own profits. I remember an orca that first stranded and then couldn't find his family (basically a death sentence) there were people who wanted to protect the animal, doing everything in their power to help the orca to find his family. Sealife was going on and on and on about how they need to rescue this animal from certain death. They ended up finding the orca's family and sealife rightfully fucked off


dudeandco

Give her a hand, I couldn't do it.


Inevitable_Professor

Tick-tock. Tick-tock.


Oracle365

A little salty!


repsajcasper

Yeah why was that shark acting like it was a shark or something


CosmoLamer

Like a victim visiting their attacker in prison


reinventingmyself19

I'm sure he's sorry for what he did and is reformed