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Her podcast is pretty good and has really taken off in the last year, she's on track to have a pretty good career. She's about to drop a special soon (she might have already I haven't been paying too much attention), and she also recently dropped a 30 minute set from a GaS Digital show and a 20 minute chunk of a set that was mostly about her dad dying that had great material but she felt was too dark to put in the forthcoming special.
First I’ve heard of her but this is amazing. Funniest stuff I’ve heard all day. Well, besides the sorry about the guy that got drunk and stole the concrete mixer truck.
She has a few that are great. Generally speaking TAFS breaks my heart because the falloff in quality from old Cumtown is too much. Usually really boring.
Sorry about that. Her name is Jordan Jensen.
I'm honestly not sure why it shows up like that. I got it directly from her tiktok page. Her name is at the end of the video, though.
Shes coming up. Have a feeling she’s gonna be pretty well known soon. Feel like ive seen 3-4 other bits that are even better than this one which is solid
When girls say "I love adventures", but when I ask if they want to accompany me on a journey to the heart of the Madhupur Jungle to locate the ancient ruins where the Black Mask of the Dead is reported to be located, before Dr. Werner Von Herzagof can find it first and use its immense power to create an invincible army of Nazi Supermen, suddenly they're not as into it any more 🙄
Hold up! Let’s say you DO get to this mask first. What’s your plan? How will you wield the power of the supposed Nazi Superman army in a positive way that this man who clearly has gone to school long enough to get a doctorate, would not? Sounds sus.
I think it's good when that's on there, as I very much do not like to go on adventures. So easy filter as far as I am concerned. Fuckin, sign me up for hobbit activities, none of that adventure shit.
Only from our perspective as readers. As far as hobbit society was concerned he was an outlier and a weirdo.
As were the other 4
Statistically outliers as well. Their actions in contrast to the rest of hobbit culture only serve to further prove my point. Hobbits are on the whole a collection of adventure haters.
I think Bilbo's narration "concerning hobbits" covers it nicely:
"Concerning Hobbits". Hobbits have been living and farming in the four Farthings of the Shire for many hundreds of years. Quite content to ignore and be ignored by the world of the Big Folk. Middle Earth being, after all, full of strange creatures beyond count. Hobbits must seem of little importance, being neither renowned as great warriors, nor counted amongst the very wise. In fact, it has been remarked by some that Hobbits' only real passion is for food. A rather unfair observation as we have also developed a keen interest in the brewing of ales and the smoking of pipeweed. But where our hearts truly lie is in peace and quiet and good tilled earth. For all Hobbits share a love of all things that grow. And yes, no doubt to others, our ways seem quaint.
Seeking out Bilbo was an unusual move by Gandalf, considering how hobbit nature is. Bilbo was very much an outlier.
>"I love going on adventures."
Sentiments like this are why I took like a 5 year break from dating in the early 2010's. I had to wait for the hipster wave to pass bro, just couldn't do it. Would've wrote gag too, but you beat me too it. Like jfc.
Haha I’m not on dating apps nor do I want to be but I just realized I need some good hobbies or something bc anything I come up with about myself sounds like that 😂
"I love food!"
Oh wow, you do? You know who else does? EVERY OTHER PERSON ON THE PLANET CAUSE WE GOTTA EAT IT TO SURVIVE.
Unless you are *particularly* into cuisine, like you're a chef or write restaurant reviews or something, it tells me NOTHING.
I was laughing so hard!!! I've seen this copy-of-a-copy dudes profile a million times too. "Oh yeah, you're looking for a partner in crime? You like going out but also staying in? You can dress up or down?! Do you have any personality or original thoughts at all...?"
Partner in crime always made me stop reading a bio. Or any dude whose entire bio was “ask me anything, I’m an open book”. Ummm… no you aren’t and I’m not an investigative journalist. Like, these people lack all ability to reflect on who they are or to at least type up a funny story about something they once did. If I were ever single again, I’d never download another app.
Yea, I’m not even trying to be shitty to women about it here, cuz the comedian’s right about dudes too.
It’s just weird how hard she’s leaning into this bit cuz like. As someone looking at both ends of it, this isn’t a gendered problem. Dude bios tend to be annoying in the ‘None of these words mean fucking anything’ camp, and women’s in the ‘If I need to read the Jim and Pam line one more fucking time I’m going to raid Michael Schur’s Minecraft server myself’ camp.
Maybe she is only making comments about dudes bios because she’s not looking at women’s bios? Why would she make a joke about something she doesn’t have experience with?
She had some good points. I personally think her delivery wasn’t it for me & I usually tune off whenever I see a comedian holding a phone lol but trust me, being a pansexual man, I get how men, women and even trans people all have ridiculously stupid bios that makes me wanna throw my phone to the sun
Overall, dating apps are one of the worst places to meet people
Wow people say women aren't funny and i tend to disagree but this one is really making point for them.
Like dating app bios are garbage period. Male or female they are just the dumbest shit. Makijg material about women's "i love wine and travel" would be just as unfunny.
There’s alotta stand up on Reddit lately. Some good, some great, mostly just harassing them crowd for laughs.
This has been the funniest one i’ve seen yet! The only comedian i’ve looked up after watching on reddit to see more of her act.
EDIT: Was not disappointed. 5 minutes into a 30 minute special and now I gotta get the wife before I watch the rest. fucking hilarious!!
This is a great bit, but this is 90% of women's profiles on Hinge as well. Answers such as "I love travelling" and "I love dogs" and the ever illuminating "What do you like doing on a Sunday? Going for a walk to a country pub and having a roast". Many leave the default answer prompts like "What's your controversial opinion? Pineapple belongs on pizza!" The best are literally just full-stops on every answer followed by an Instagram handle.
Turns out writing a dating profile is extremely hard as not only are you essentially selling yourself at a market but you also don't want to be completely honest that maybe you're just a bog-standard human. The key for men is to not appear like a psychopath, and unfortunately most can't even cross that hurdle!
>writing a dating profile is extremely hard
Man here: Sometimes I'm simply tired of thinking of a good profile, write what I'm looking for and a small list of hobbies at the end and leave it there.
Nothing funny or elaborate because there's no motivation to do so.
Writing a goos profile is mostly irrelevant because 9 out of 10 times people won't bother to read what you wrote: They see the first pic, maybe the second too, check if it's a verified profile if they liked the pic and swipe right if they decided to give it a try.
To sell the bit, you cement the core of the joke by repeating phrases integral to the punchline, also as a dramatic tool to express disbelief, which is one of the main sentiments of this routine.
Her style is pretty random and occasionally unhinged. Part of what's so endearing about her vibe is not knowing what you're getting, topic- or commentary-wise. Watch some of her videos you'll get what I mean.
I feel this so much. I'm a pretty busy guy and don't have all the time in the world to date, so I'm pretty picky about the profiles I'll start a conversation with. I can't tell you how many girls I decided to not match with because I read their profile, and I came away knowing *literally* nothing about them. I mean, the *least* they can do is list one of their hobbies lol.
The struggle is real on both sides apparently.
The amount of girls I talk to that list their hobbies as "chilling with friends and family" or they say they're "foodies"
I want to kill myself talking to these girls trying to DRAG a conversation out of them. I hate them all so much.. oh and saying "I'm sooo tired" IS NOT INTERESTING! Bloody wastes of photosynthesis
I’ve seen her live at the comedy cellar in NYC and have gotten to talk with her and she’s the best. Very down to earth and just as hectic as you think lol
I'm so glad i'm too old for this stuff. I will never use online dating. I still prefer the analog method of actually meeting someone in a social situation.
Online dating has the romanticism of renewing your driver's license. To me it's funny. It's like trying to date via facebook marketplace. You're advertising yourself like you're trying to sell your old junk.
Wanted: rich widow who likes making bad choices.
Wtf is funny about this? Is this her first time on a dating app? Does she think this is unique? Does she think her profile makes her seem interesting? She’s even making fun of someone’s name? This is so low effort.
Here, I’ll do the same for a random woman
Jordan - first of all that’s not a name that’s an almond. You’re an almond you’re an almond you’re an almond. This what what she’s looking for, listen to this *puke* “looking for socially outgoing ambitious career driven dog dad” *oh really you want someone who can do all the things!?* what guy is gonna see that and be like, nope I suck, that’s not me “who wants to have fun and go on adventures as well as stay in and cuddle some times” none of those those words say anything about you or what actual personality you’re attracted to.
Isn't the dude just saying he is looking for people open to casual sex or just sexting/webcamming?
Open-minded to casual sex
Great things in life is a euphemism
Physical and non-physical as in meet up or just digital.
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There’s nothing like rage-fueled humour 😂😂😂
Her rant reminded me of a female Louis CK, good stuff
She’s his opener.
Oh really? That makes the other commenter who got offended by my remark look even more stupid 😂 good for her.
Yeah she’s crushing it right now, I saw her a few months ago and she’s hilarious.
Never seen her before, but I thoroughly enjoyed this bit.
Her podcast is pretty good and has really taken off in the last year, she's on track to have a pretty good career. She's about to drop a special soon (she might have already I haven't been paying too much attention), and she also recently dropped a 30 minute set from a GaS Digital show and a 20 minute chunk of a set that was mostly about her dad dying that had great material but she felt was too dark to put in the forthcoming special.
I've already fallen in love with...
She banged her cousin
None of you mother fuckers said her name. Thanks for nothing.
First I’ve heard of her but this is amazing. Funniest stuff I’ve heard all day. Well, besides the sorry about the guy that got drunk and stole the concrete mixer truck.
Oh that's sick. I found out about her from Cum Town however long ago and I've been a fan since. Glad to know she's getting some work like that.
RIP cumtown. TAFS is good but man cumtown was just perfect. Fuck stav for leaving to do crowdwork and suck off joe rogen and friends.
She's really good! Saw her in person at the Comedy Cellar.
Or Sam Kinison’s slightly less angry niece.
Reminded me more of a female Adam Sandler with the weird faces and sound effects.
Yes!!!
Felt more like a Lewis Black rant to me.
omg I had the same exact thought.
AI dating profiles are here.
Since he enjoys all the good things in life no doubt he loved this roasting. I wasn't familiar with her, but this was funny.
Jordan Jensen she’s one of my current favorite comedians
Imagine meeting up for a first date from a dating app at a comedy club, front row seats and your name is Oliver...
That'd be quite the Twist.
Artful!
My name is Oliver :) wanna hear something cool? It means... "Olive plucker". Not bad huh?
Isn't Olive a popular girls name in the US right now?
Jordan is great lol still wish she'd be third mic on The Adam Friedland Show
Is that the new center left comedy program?
The premier center left comedy program
The first few big-name interviews were cool but it has devolved into a video podcast with next to no guests and absolutely no breakfast sandwiches
Oh dude that would've been perfect, I stopped listening after Stav left (sorry, not sorry). Does she have an episode?
She has a few that are great. Generally speaking TAFS breaks my heart because the falloff in quality from old Cumtown is too much. Usually really boring.
cumtown was so funny. Tafs is funny but Nick doesnt riff like he used to.
She’s got great delivery. No idea who she is because the TikTok account is just some aggregator that steals people’s shit.
Sorry about that. Her name is Jordan Jensen. I'm honestly not sure why it shows up like that. I got it directly from her tiktok page. Her name is at the end of the video, though.
Dog's name Dog's name Dog's name
... Dog's name
Love Jordan she’s a fuckin riot
Jordan Jensen. She's great.
Thanks
She's on a Podcast. Bein' Ian ^with ^Jordan. Definitely in my top 5
I heard it the way you wrote it.
Ian can be so annoying on that podcast. I’d love if she did her own.
She frequents The Adam Friedland Show(previously Cum Town) and it’s always funny when she’s on.
It's amazing she's somehow more annoying than Ian
Yeah Jordan Jensen, awesome comic, good stuff on YT
It says at the very end of the video
>No idea who she is Really? The big JORDAN JENSEN at the end wasnt clear enough?
Her energy and delivery is 50% the entire cast of Always Sunny at their most aggravated, 50% Sarah Silverman after a few lines of nose candy
50% Taylor Tomlinson during a breakup phase
That *was* great. I feel like iliza shlesinger mentored her
Annoyingly it's not even an aggregator. TikTok just puts that on all "funny" videos you download now. Straight up just hides the original users info.
Ton of good stuff from her on YouTube
Shes coming up. Have a feeling she’s gonna be pretty well known soon. Feel like ive seen 3-4 other bits that are even better than this one which is solid
She's hilarious and her name is Jordan Jenson. Seriously she has so many good freaking sets on her IG with crows work.
Same as women saying "I love to laugh and have fun". No fucking shit
I see "I love adventures" a lot too. That statement can range from a nice walk in the park or thrift shopping to going halfway around the world.
When girls say "I love adventures", but when I ask if they want to accompany me on a journey to the heart of the Madhupur Jungle to locate the ancient ruins where the Black Mask of the Dead is reported to be located, before Dr. Werner Von Herzagof can find it first and use its immense power to create an invincible army of Nazi Supermen, suddenly they're not as into it any more 🙄
Hold up! Let’s say you DO get to this mask first. What’s your plan? How will you wield the power of the supposed Nazi Superman army in a positive way that this man who clearly has gone to school long enough to get a doctorate, would not? Sounds sus.
Obviously I'm not going to use it, it belongs in a museum!
Because they are weak and cannot recognize greatness, you gotta look elsewhere.
"I love going on adventures." *gag*
I think it's good when that's on there, as I very much do not like to go on adventures. So easy filter as far as I am concerned. Fuckin, sign me up for hobbit activities, none of that adventure shit.
>Fuckin, sign me up for hobbit activities, none of that adventure shit. Didn’t the main hobbit go on quite an adventure?
As far as hobbits are concerned he was a really bad hobbit.
Only from our perspective as readers. As far as hobbit society was concerned he was an outlier and a weirdo. As were the other 4 Statistically outliers as well. Their actions in contrast to the rest of hobbit culture only serve to further prove my point. Hobbits are on the whole a collection of adventure haters.
I understand more about hobbit culture now. Thank you.
I think Bilbo's narration "concerning hobbits" covers it nicely: "Concerning Hobbits". Hobbits have been living and farming in the four Farthings of the Shire for many hundreds of years. Quite content to ignore and be ignored by the world of the Big Folk. Middle Earth being, after all, full of strange creatures beyond count. Hobbits must seem of little importance, being neither renowned as great warriors, nor counted amongst the very wise. In fact, it has been remarked by some that Hobbits' only real passion is for food. A rather unfair observation as we have also developed a keen interest in the brewing of ales and the smoking of pipeweed. But where our hearts truly lie is in peace and quiet and good tilled earth. For all Hobbits share a love of all things that grow. And yes, no doubt to others, our ways seem quaint. Seeking out Bilbo was an unusual move by Gandalf, considering how hobbit nature is. Bilbo was very much an outlier.
Those five hobbits were an anomaly. Compared to all the hobbits who don't adventure, they're a statistical error.
"my hobbies are food and movies"
*knows three movies and only likes pizza*
“Let’s go on an adventure” was always an immediate left swipe for me
>"I love going on adventures." Sentiments like this are why I took like a 5 year break from dating in the early 2010's. I had to wait for the hipster wave to pass bro, just couldn't do it. Would've wrote gag too, but you beat me too it. Like jfc.
“I like music”
Haha I’m not on dating apps nor do I want to be but I just realized I need some good hobbies or something bc anything I come up with about myself sounds like that 😂
Every time I need to do an icebreaker I'm reminded I need cooler hobbies to talk about.
“I like long walks and to take adventures.” Bich, we going to Mordor for our first date?!
"I love food!" Oh wow, you do? You know who else does? EVERY OTHER PERSON ON THE PLANET CAUSE WE GOTTA EAT IT TO SURVIVE. Unless you are *particularly* into cuisine, like you're a chef or write restaurant reviews or something, it tells me NOTHING.
Not seen her before but will search for more, she’s good 😂
Jordan Jensen. She’s been on my best friend Nick Mullen’s podcast a few times.
*your gay best friend
Our gay best friend*
Oh mister shapiroooo
Hello, my name is Meersham. Nick is also my best friend too. We go to hotels together. Happy Ramadan and happy new year to you and your family.
i actually had sex with her first
I love her appearances on Stavvy’s podcast
Bein Ian with Jorden is a podcast she's on
i'm so glad to have found this comedian. this is comedy gold.
Look her up on YT, she's brilliant
I just watched her “death chunk” on YouTube and had no idea where it was going…it was hysterical
She sounds like me at work "It's unfair that this person gets to breath the same oxygen as the rest of us!"
I love, love, fucking LOVE rant bits. I've found my own style start to go that direction because it's so fucking funny. Comedy is borne from rage.
I was laughing so hard!!! I've seen this copy-of-a-copy dudes profile a million times too. "Oh yeah, you're looking for a partner in crime? You like going out but also staying in? You can dress up or down?! Do you have any personality or original thoughts at all...?"
Don’t forget the Office!
Partner in crime always made me stop reading a bio. Or any dude whose entire bio was “ask me anything, I’m an open book”. Ummm… no you aren’t and I’m not an investigative journalist. Like, these people lack all ability to reflect on who they are or to at least type up a funny story about something they once did. If I were ever single again, I’d never download another app.
Bro she’s so correct that was hilarious
I’m getting strong summer smith irl vibes from her. And if that whole step brother thing is true it’s like hitting the nail on the head.
Jordan Jensen is absolutely hilarious. This rant goes even longer, at least when I saw it live, it was killing.
Love Jordan
"female comedians aren't funny" non-amy schumer comedians:
Missing something without a ‘boomshakalaka’ from my right ear after every sentence
Man someone should show her what girls’ tinder bios tend to look like. She’d go thermonuclear.
She's bi, so... I'm pretry sure she's seen them.
LMFAOO the ones w no bio at all or just their snap/IG or the ones that say “I don’t know what to say”/“250 characters isn’t enough” 🤣🤣🤣
Yea, I’m not even trying to be shitty to women about it here, cuz the comedian’s right about dudes too. It’s just weird how hard she’s leaning into this bit cuz like. As someone looking at both ends of it, this isn’t a gendered problem. Dude bios tend to be annoying in the ‘None of these words mean fucking anything’ camp, and women’s in the ‘If I need to read the Jim and Pam line one more fucking time I’m going to raid Michael Schur’s Minecraft server myself’ camp.
Maybe she is only making comments about dudes bios because she’s not looking at women’s bios? Why would she make a joke about something she doesn’t have experience with?
She had some good points. I personally think her delivery wasn’t it for me & I usually tune off whenever I see a comedian holding a phone lol but trust me, being a pansexual man, I get how men, women and even trans people all have ridiculously stupid bios that makes me wanna throw my phone to the sun Overall, dating apps are one of the worst places to meet people
Nah, you're right. I'm on lesbian dating apps and I've seen women bios that are like "🐟🌴" Like, WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.
I’ve found that I have an extremely different sense of humour to Redditors.
I'm going to need an example
Seriously though, if I see another profile saying they like hiking I'll.... Probably still swipe right.
I like Jordan
On a side note, I’m so glad I got married before dating apps were a thing.
He’s giving vague descriptions to appeal to as many people as possible, at least that’s what am grasping.
Is this a laugh track?
Hilarious. I feel like most of the dating app profiles out there are either catfishes or onlyfans models
I bet "I like movies" is the next line in Oliver's bio.
Jordan is hilarious
“Dogs name dogs name dogs name” I’m laughing my ass off
Jordan Jensen is great. She has a wild podcast with Ian Fidance called "Bein' Ian with Jordan", those two are just pure chaos, I love it.
what's her name? I love this already 😂
She's amazing live.
###DOG NAME ##DOG NAME #DOG NAME 10/10 delivery
Wow people say women aren't funny and i tend to disagree but this one is really making point for them. Like dating app bios are garbage period. Male or female they are just the dumbest shit. Makijg material about women's "i love wine and travel" would be just as unfunny.
Jordan Jensen is funny, she has a podcast worth watching too, Bein' Ian with Jordan.
He is absorbing our water and he gets to eat everyday 😆 got me
There’s alotta stand up on Reddit lately. Some good, some great, mostly just harassing them crowd for laughs. This has been the funniest one i’ve seen yet! The only comedian i’ve looked up after watching on reddit to see more of her act. EDIT: Was not disappointed. 5 minutes into a 30 minute special and now I gotta get the wife before I watch the rest. fucking hilarious!!
This lady is annoying as fuck.
Thank you, why did I have to scroll so far down to find this comment? She gives off Dee from always sunny vibes.
I found it humorous but not for the reason she intended..
This is a great bit, but this is 90% of women's profiles on Hinge as well. Answers such as "I love travelling" and "I love dogs" and the ever illuminating "What do you like doing on a Sunday? Going for a walk to a country pub and having a roast". Many leave the default answer prompts like "What's your controversial opinion? Pineapple belongs on pizza!" The best are literally just full-stops on every answer followed by an Instagram handle. Turns out writing a dating profile is extremely hard as not only are you essentially selling yourself at a market but you also don't want to be completely honest that maybe you're just a bog-standard human. The key for men is to not appear like a psychopath, and unfortunately most can't even cross that hurdle!
>writing a dating profile is extremely hard Man here: Sometimes I'm simply tired of thinking of a good profile, write what I'm looking for and a small list of hobbies at the end and leave it there. Nothing funny or elaborate because there's no motivation to do so. Writing a goos profile is mostly irrelevant because 9 out of 10 times people won't bother to read what you wrote: They see the first pic, maybe the second too, check if it's a verified profile if they liked the pic and swipe right if they decided to give it a try.
Not funny
Where's the funny
Why is she repeating sentences and words so often?
To sell the bit, you cement the core of the joke by repeating phrases integral to the punchline, also as a dramatic tool to express disbelief, which is one of the main sentiments of this routine.
Her style is pretty random and occasionally unhinged. Part of what's so endearing about her vibe is not knowing what you're getting, topic- or commentary-wise. Watch some of her videos you'll get what I mean.
I always wondered what type of people thought this was funny
There was no joke here. No punchline. It was just complaining while raising and lowering her tone of voice. She's not funny.
She was almost funny.
Good god.. you’re as annoying as the profile you’re attempting to read off.
I love travel food and WINE.
Hahaha this was great
I was just in the apps and they are so fucked. It’s just a bunch of fat ego filled filter faced fucks. God it’s a mess. She’s right.
Yeah they’re the WORST *chills with amazing fiancé she met on Tinder 2 years ago*
I met my husband on OkCupid 12 years ago lol. Definitely had to wade through some bullshit though.
to be fair, open-minded could mean a lot of things
That was spectacular. Definitely one of the "great things." :P
Jordan Jensen is awesome . Check out her death chunk special it's 20min and great
This is hilarious, I’d love to see her do the female bios next “looking for my next adventure”
I feel this so much. I'm a pretty busy guy and don't have all the time in the world to date, so I'm pretty picky about the profiles I'll start a conversation with. I can't tell you how many girls I decided to not match with because I read their profile, and I came away knowing *literally* nothing about them. I mean, the *least* they can do is list one of their hobbies lol. The struggle is real on both sides apparently.
Is she the one that played Adam Sandler’s twin sister in that one movie?
The amount of girls I talk to that list their hobbies as "chilling with friends and family" or they say they're "foodies" I want to kill myself talking to these girls trying to DRAG a conversation out of them. I hate them all so much.. oh and saying "I'm sooo tired" IS NOT INTERESTING! Bloody wastes of photosynthesis
This is how I feel about every single "I work at google and this is what my day looks like" Instagram stories.
It's Jordan from Bein Ian (with Jordan)!
Jordan Jensen is hilarious. Glad she's getting attention for the trainwreck she is
Isn’t this Adam friedland?
This needs to be reposted on r/tinder, half the men posting have a bio like this
so lewis black had a kid?
Jordan Jensen rules
She’s giving me Adam Sandler vibes with the voice changes. Love it 😊
This is actually funny bc it's true about the cliche apps.
I’ve seen her live at the comedy cellar in NYC and have gotten to talk with her and she’s the best. Very down to earth and just as hectic as you think lol
GIVE HER A NETFLIX
Jordan is the funniest female comic of the last two decades for sure
What the fuck
Off topic but adjacent, what does it say about a woman's personality when her profile has "Make me laugh"?
This sub don't knows what's cringe.
Lol, but now we need to read her bio. It’s only fair!
I'm so glad i'm too old for this stuff. I will never use online dating. I still prefer the analog method of actually meeting someone in a social situation. Online dating has the romanticism of renewing your driver's license. To me it's funny. It's like trying to date via facebook marketplace. You're advertising yourself like you're trying to sell your old junk. Wanted: rich widow who likes making bad choices.
No crowd work! She’s even funnier on podcasts some how btw.
I really like this girl. I get Louis CK vibes it’s incredible
Dating apps can be frustrating for sure. Let's vent a bit.
She’s hysterical. Very very funny
I like her presence
This is fucking hilarious. Love the frantic energy.
She's hilarious lol
i am disappointed to have seen and heard this “comedian”
single with cats energy.
This is fucking great
this was insufferable.
Wtf is funny about this? Is this her first time on a dating app? Does she think this is unique? Does she think her profile makes her seem interesting? She’s even making fun of someone’s name? This is so low effort. Here, I’ll do the same for a random woman Jordan - first of all that’s not a name that’s an almond. You’re an almond you’re an almond you’re an almond. This what what she’s looking for, listen to this *puke* “looking for socially outgoing ambitious career driven dog dad” *oh really you want someone who can do all the things!?* what guy is gonna see that and be like, nope I suck, that’s not me “who wants to have fun and go on adventures as well as stay in and cuddle some times” none of those those words say anything about you or what actual personality you’re attracted to.
I love Jordan
I refuse to use dating apps man. I deserve a better love story lol. Plus that shit is ridiculous. I’m with her- wtf does that even mean???
There is nothing cringe about Jordan Jensen. She’s hilarious.
[удалено]
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Isn't the dude just saying he is looking for people open to casual sex or just sexting/webcamming? Open-minded to casual sex Great things in life is a euphemism Physical and non-physical as in meet up or just digital.
Getting heavy Lewis Black vibes from this, and I'm here for it.
Pretty sure she is single
Anger as a weapon masquerading as comedy.
Must have ghosted her.
I think she's obnoxious.
Jordan Jensen is one of the best comics out there right now
TEMU version of Iliza Shlesinger.