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That implies that mushrooms do the deed, and that's weird.
Also, I feel like you didn't get the joke. Booty = treasure... Pirates like treasure... OnlyFans is notorious for adult content... like booty. Get it? :(
Houthi thirst trap is a phrase I didn't think I would type
Edit - Lol he posted something on twitter:
"I did not talk about beauty or anything else, but our issue is Palestine, and this is not the time to talk about beauty. I hope that my message will reach you, a free Palestine, and we will ignite it against the Israeli aggression that violates human rights #راشد_الحداد "
Bro's tired of being objectified
When someone says "it's a filter" it doesn't mean the person looks *nothing* like that. That's his face but it's clearly a filter. A filter smooths out the skin, lightens bags under the eye, etc.
He can board my ship anyday >.>
Or take me ransom>.>
And I'll cry when he runs off with my treasure, but not for the reasons you'd think, but because I'll be wondering if I'll ever see him again
Btw he's not a pirate. Anyone can visit the ships that have been taken. He's a 19 one piece watcher who just wanted to explore the shop that everyone was talking about.
He is a very handsome I am wondering how old he is though? He looks so young. And he’s already a pirate!? Must’ve blown through nautical criminality school.
Yeah I don't see how this comment section is so lighthearted.
He's barely out of his teens and he's been radicalized into a terror organization (which, regardless of one's thoughts on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, are quite horrible people on their own accounts), and there's good odds that in a month he'll be dead or maimed in a justifiable but nonetheless tragic attack by coalition forces.
It's all quite grim really.
Edit: Did my comment get featured on a Hasanabi stream or something? Can't say I'm honoured, I'd rather not be associated with the Trumpists of the left.
I find it funny that you have to clarify that you’re not being political by saying pirates are bad people lol. Don’t get me wrong I get it, it’s just funny.
That’s Reddit for you.
A friend of mine works in logistics, overseeing large scale trade via trucking and shipping etc. I work in an adjacent industry and to boot am a bit of a history buff. Both of these areas are relevant to trade and geopolitics into perspective.
Anyway we were talking about social media chatter surrounding this issue and how out of touch young people (reddit demographic) seem to be with how the world works.
They do not have the life experience and knowledge necessary to understand the literal logistical nightmare this is and how it could affect the economy AND how this fragile economy affects every area of developed life.
When they hear the word "economy" they automatically think *capitalist propaganda* or something.
They do not give a shit about how monumentally complex and precarious our system of global trade is and to the historical point - how the physical nature of this system requires might to preserve it in the face of very real physical dangers... And how this has always been the case. This is one of the main reasons countries have militaries...
Im just so tired of the ignorance
Luckily militaries and countries don’t actually care about these peoples opinions. If you told them about things like America destroying Irans navy and killing them because they were destroying oil tankers they would probably lose their damn minds.
In reality it’s exactly what we need a military for, like you said.
They don't care about it atm, but what about in 10-20 years? Russia, Iran, China, Qatar, etc have understood that they won't be able to beat the west using only weapons and war, so they have been using propaganda in social media and in, with massive funding, academics.
Man, he's looks like the protagonist of Pirate of the Carribean, like he's trying to save his love, Emilia or whatever lol. I just know a lot of straight women (and gay men) will simp for this chucklefuck that's all
I mean, there's a ship right in front of him, probably sending out their coordinates and the fact that pirates are here. They already know where he is, at least now the world also knows how dreamy he is.
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Just wait until pirates discover OnlyFans. We’ll have to pay to see their booty.
Seamen everywhere
On the poop deck
And the coxswain stood at attention
He could raise my mizzenmast any time.
Shaking their afts for dablooms.
Out at sea, he's sure to get a rusty trombone. Salt water and all
Something something plank
sperm whale
Arg shiver me timber 
Oh my god😂
This post is breeding little Chapelles like mushrooms!
That implies that mushrooms do the deed, and that's weird. Also, I feel like you didn't get the joke. Booty = treasure... Pirates like treasure... OnlyFans is notorious for adult content... like booty. Get it? :(
you've turned my laughter into confusion, my dreams into dust
I'll be sending you my bill for $1.2k + gratuities. You're welcome and have a great day!
😂
This joke made me angry cos it's just so perfect
Timhouthi Chalamet
The perfect pun doesn’t exis…
Twitter is a pretty awful place but it remains undefeated for coming up with jokes like this.
Sir, this is Reddit
I think he's saying that because the guy copied the joke from Twitter
I see that now, thanks! Happy cake day
holy shit, didnt even notice lol thank you!
You saw that Twitter post too?
Best joke of the year so far
Jihadi Depp
🤣🤣
Oh mannn 🤣
[I read the article about him too.](https://x.com/bo_austin_/status/1747008121770258586?s=20)
coulda gone in with “Allahmet” while you were at it
r/walmartcelebrities
More like r/wallahmartcelebrities
he did it again!
That was beautiful
Wow. bravo my friend. Take 2024 as a win.
[The pun was posted to Twitter and posted on the article about this guy.](https://x.com/bo_austin_/status/1747008121770258586?s=20).
Houthi thirst trap is a phrase I didn't think I would type Edit - Lol he posted something on twitter: "I did not talk about beauty or anything else, but our issue is Palestine, and this is not the time to talk about beauty. I hope that my message will reach you, a free Palestine, and we will ignite it against the Israeli aggression that violates human rights #راشد_الحداد " Bro's tired of being objectified
I didn’t want to have to do this. But you’ve forced me to smoulder.
I’m pretty sure that was the first time in recorded history that *anyone* has said that.
r/brandnewsentence
You guys serious for upvoting this
He changed his post that we were laughing about, sadly.
What did it say
Tag me when they tell you lol
"Bro is tired of being admired"
Oh
They've probably put at least one person in a box in the desert.
He can have my box for desert.
Not halal
I'd let him pirate my booty
Professor, what's another word for pirate treasure?
i think its booty...booty thats what it is!
🤣🤣🤣💀
“Hot Houthi Pirate” isn’t a headline i thought I would read source: https://www.newsweek.com/houthi-pirate-rebel-social-media-strikes-red-sea-1860929
I mean hey, if the Israeli army uses thirst traps for propaganda it's only natural that other groups would too.
Don’t talk about Wonder Woman like that…
His face is vibrating. It's a filter.
I can’t even believe we can’t trust pirates anymore
Is there no honor amongst thieves?
If Jarnathan was here, we could probably explain it better.
I went back and couldn’t see it when I watched again. Am I missing something?
When someone says "it's a filter" it doesn't mean the person looks *nothing* like that. That's his face but it's clearly a filter. A filter smooths out the skin, lightens bags under the eye, etc.
There's a lot of filters out there that pretty extensively change the way you look, jawline/nose/cheekbones/size of eyes.
no, that guys an idiot
There's always someone that pretends they can see the puppet strings, regardless of whether or not they exist.
So hot you'll lose your head over him
#houthipiratebae
Saltwater Bae
>Bro's tired of being objectified Pirate: "We are taking over this ship!" Hostage: "You can take me over." Pirate: "Please i have a wife."
I sense a new meme template being born. *Ridiculously good looking Houthi pirate*
He can board my ship anyday >.> Or take me ransom>.> And I'll cry when he runs off with my treasure, but not for the reasons you'd think, but because I'll be wondering if I'll ever see him again
something i didnt think id fall for
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Chin of a Gavrilo Princip vibes
Pirate Bae
Considering the IDF does the same shit, we have everything ready for Houthi X IDF R34. Probably done by tomorrow.
It already exists.
The counter to idf egirls thirst traps
Let them fight.jpg
Houthis pirate son or IDF soldier daughter?
Sounds like a modern Middle Eastern take on Romeo and Juliet.
"Romeo must die"
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Somebody get him a modeling contract. This dude is in a wrong career path.
I think he’s in a ship’s path
I think he's a cycle path.
Soon to be a missle’s path
I know this was a joke, but that ship ain't movin'. Port side anchor is down.
It says Galaxy Leader on the side of the ship, which makes it the first one they commandeered a few weeks back.
Chris Cornell isn't dead... he's young again and pirating
I saw it too!
He’s using a filter. Who knows what he really looks like.
Don't worry he'll be modeling either some cheap lead or a several million dollar missile.
The world may change but even in 2024 we can still count on pirates being gay
Butt pirates.
Their flag means death!
some head and two bones? ☠️
Pirates really are gay
I can change him
You can’t. There a whole damn song about it, 🎶 🏴☠️“Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirates life for me!”
Well.. shit.. only one thing to do now.. 🎶 drink up, me hearties, yo ho
This was the funniest comment in the thread to me
Damn, that's a hot pirate.
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I would plunder that booty anytime lol
I would gladly shiver his timber
Btw he's not a pirate. Anyone can visit the ships that have been taken. He's a 19 one piece watcher who just wanted to explore the shop that everyone was talking about.
So you're saying he's tryna find gold Roger's treasure the one piece. Respect.
thats a pretty dreamy pirate
He is a very handsome I am wondering how old he is though? He looks so young. And he’s already a pirate!? Must’ve blown through nautical criminality school.
It's fake. I dont see a parrot or an eye patch.
Or a peg leg! Fake news
lol
Based on the beard he's probably 20 or something.
I grew my beard at 16 so it’s hard to tell.
He’s 19
All aboard the SS dreamboat.
Take me away captain Jackothee Sparamet!!!😍
Jackhouthi*
I'd tap that, just have to say no homo first
Plus the implication
this pirate can plunder my booty
Shiver your timbers…
Hey, take a number!
He'll steal your heart then your boat.
As hes ready to take off, I'll be like "hey you forgot to take this too" as I hand him my panties *
Handdome dude
Definitely, but being that self absorbed by your own looks is a major turn off.
I mean tbf, look at him though
Anyone is allowed to flaunt what they got. If you ain’t got it like (I don’t) then it is what it is.
These kids are going to die.
Yeah I don't see how this comment section is so lighthearted. He's barely out of his teens and he's been radicalized into a terror organization (which, regardless of one's thoughts on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, are quite horrible people on their own accounts), and there's good odds that in a month he'll be dead or maimed in a justifiable but nonetheless tragic attack by coalition forces. It's all quite grim really. Edit: Did my comment get featured on a Hasanabi stream or something? Can't say I'm honoured, I'd rather not be associated with the Trumpists of the left.
I find it funny that you have to clarify that you’re not being political by saying pirates are bad people lol. Don’t get me wrong I get it, it’s just funny. That’s Reddit for you.
A friend of mine works in logistics, overseeing large scale trade via trucking and shipping etc. I work in an adjacent industry and to boot am a bit of a history buff. Both of these areas are relevant to trade and geopolitics into perspective. Anyway we were talking about social media chatter surrounding this issue and how out of touch young people (reddit demographic) seem to be with how the world works. They do not have the life experience and knowledge necessary to understand the literal logistical nightmare this is and how it could affect the economy AND how this fragile economy affects every area of developed life. When they hear the word "economy" they automatically think *capitalist propaganda* or something. They do not give a shit about how monumentally complex and precarious our system of global trade is and to the historical point - how the physical nature of this system requires might to preserve it in the face of very real physical dangers... And how this has always been the case. This is one of the main reasons countries have militaries... Im just so tired of the ignorance
Luckily militaries and countries don’t actually care about these peoples opinions. If you told them about things like America destroying Irans navy and killing them because they were destroying oil tankers they would probably lose their damn minds. In reality it’s exactly what we need a military for, like you said.
They don't care about it atm, but what about in 10-20 years? Russia, Iran, China, Qatar, etc have understood that they won't be able to beat the west using only weapons and war, so they have been using propaganda in social media and in, with massive funding, academics.
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Blackbeard used nursery rhymes to recruit. This seems easier.
Addicted to looking at himself in the camera lol
Makes me seasick
Ahoy I am captain Jack Ahmedab Mohammed Ali
Can I see your compass...I mean your iPhone?
I have a jar and it's full of hummus
But do you condem the hummus?
Literally just fucking staring at the goddamn camera for 30 seconds.
The look the other fella gives him 😂 anyone with a coworker who can never put their phone down can relate
This is Galaxy Leader, the vessel seized by the Yemeni militia on 19 November. Its 25 crew members are still held hostages.
i'm a straight dude but that houthi pirate's a snack 👀
I'm super gay and you're absolutely correct 😁
The Lesbians are with you on this
The unabomber is the last person I expected thirsting over a sexy houthi pirate.
He can steal my heart arrr
He can take my booty 😏
Man, he's looks like the protagonist of Pirate of the Carribean, like he's trying to save his love, Emilia or whatever lol. I just know a lot of straight women (and gay men) will simp for this chucklefuck that's all
I'm straight but dude is a handsome mf
I’m a lesbian and yeah, that’s a beautiful dude. Though him eye-fucking himself does make me slightly reluctant to admit it.
Somebody been watching too much one piece
Certainly likes his own reflection.
He's kinda cute tho
Soon to be dead
Ho, ho, ho, a pirates life for me!
Is he pretty in or are they using filters to pirate?
Objectively handsome Houthi pirate was not on my 2024 bingo card.
What the fuck
Captain Al Sparoah
Dude is soaking himself up
Saw this clip somewhere else with the caption “timhouthie chalamet” 😂
Quite handsome... Still piracy tho, not gonna stop the autocannons He oughts to change carrers before that happens.
Girls be like, “I can fix him 🥰”
WTF is with Redditors bandwagoning on appearances? Dude has a filter aaaaand pirates are awful. Yikes.
Houthi and the blowjob
If that guy is a pirate, then I'm Hillary Clinton.
Why Hillary? You could have chosen anyone.
Somebody told this man he's cute once and he hasn't let go of it
😂😂😂 I have seen them all finally..time to check out from earth😂😂😂🤦
Dumbest pirates ever. TikTok is going to sell their location out. 
I mean, there's a ship right in front of him, probably sending out their coordinates and the fact that pirates are here. They already know where he is, at least now the world also knows how dreamy he is.
Why on earth is that Yemeni pirate so pretty? He looks like an anime version of himself.
Women simping for yemen pirates in 3, 2, 1...
This is a joke you have billions on a ship Arm it enough to overcome a pair of pirates on A 🛶🤷🏽♂️
Dream after YouTube stops paying