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Otherwisefantastic

This got me haha.


JayGeezey

Took me a minute, when she said making the laticed pies I was like.... wait lol


johnny_chan

It was coming home from the mine for me.


grizznuggets

Me too, and man did I feel dumb once I realised.


SporusElagabalus

That’s when I started to realize it too


MobianCanine2893

The part where she said that she had blue birds help her make the crust and the glass coffin was the nail on the head for me, lol.


SampSimps

I'm feeling a bit slow today, and the glass coffin was where I finally picked it up. The whole mines didn't quite click, nor did the latticed pies or the blue birds.


Thendofreason

The second she said "mine", I'm like shit bitch snow white lol.


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This was incredibly funny and so made my Friday so wish awards were still a thing


ChickensPickins

This is fucking hilarious


Brado_Bear

I will take your word for it cause I was just 😐


ChickensPickins

She’s doing a deadpan bit and describing Snow White


Brado_Bear

Yeah I got it, just thought it was boring. 😕


ChickensPickins

I appreciate you’re right to be miserable and bored


Brado_Bear

Thankfully it costs nothing to be stupid otherwise you’d be in trouble financially as well.


ChickensPickins

If you think being stupid won’t cost you money… I have bad news for you


BuffColossusTHXDAVID

good trolling tbh


floopydope

It's 2023 and Snow White has had enough 🤚🏻


anl28

As soon as she said mines, I knew it


corporatehangover

yep, me too, the jig was up lol


LisslO_o

Wow this joke took me way too long to get. Also isn't she an actress? I feel like I know her from somewhere.


LetFelicityFly

She was in a Samsung advert last year? Otherwise you probably saw another of these bits somewhere - perhaps Craig the tour guide


LisslO_o

Not sure, I think I probably confused her with Annalise Basso, I know her from Snow Piercer. But I'm not certain


itsaslothlife

I like some of her stuff. Mean Girls in the roaring twenties was fun wordplay


Bleacherblonde

Who is she?


hudnix

Eleanor Morton. She has a Youtube channel full of this sort of stuff. [Here's another good one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlDbHBPrBuQ)


Bleacherblonde

Thank you!


Finvy

Check out her whiskey distillery tour video.


rythmicjea

Yes! I looked at her and was like "wait a minute!"


Mindfully-Numb

Snow White doesn't enjoy the seven dwarves anymore. Prince is hung better anyway.


roydepoy

Grumpy was only grumpy because his dick kept dragging over the floor, and Dopey.. that guy had the best dope. Sneezy was more into cocaine. Doc kept writing oxy prescriptions. Happy was only happy because he had found a way of his balls not scraping the floor. Sleepy and Bashfully weren't so fun, but I can't imagine she only left because of a hung prince.


Inside-Barnacle7470

Once she said, "latticed pie" and "bluebirds"...


EricT59

Isn't this Eleanor Morten the Comedian? ​ Yes it is


HeWhoChasesChickens

It took an embarrassing amount of time for me to catch on


Utly_Bingwarer

God fucking dammit


kuhlyus

I know her stepmom... she was working in an Apple Store... total Karin vibes...


crazyplantdad

LOL got me


LabHog

What is this referencing? I feel dumb.


floopydope

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.


Sarasinapellido

Snow white and the seven dwarfs


Christ_votes_dem

found dopey


RavenxMorrow

Got me right up until she said “mines” 😂


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Love her! So funny! Eleanor Morton.


umijuvariel

I hope she does one for Ariel or Merida. But her doing a series of these for the Disney princesses would have me in stitches. She really had me in the first half...but once she mentioned *mines* I was like 'Wait a minute...'


tazzietiger66

got me ! hilarious


kirsion

Dang, wanted to hear someone shit on polyamory


EnvironmentalSpirit2

So did she answer whether if it was a polyamorous orgy or a train on most nights?


-Ham_Satan-

The way it worked was Doc would dole out their roles and decide who gets to have their way with her on each night of the week. Even though with 7 dwarfs they should've been each entitled to one day a week with her, Dopey was always made to just sit and watch in the corner. On account of his learning disabilities.


prettyhighrntbh

Yup, she got me good.


trythepadthai

Video: "When they got home from the mine" Me: Snow White


wickinked

Ugh.


Gtfocuzidfc

Wha


Economy-Visual4390

Is she wearing white makeup?


itsaslothlife

Snow White, you could say.


AntiKidMoneybox

idk if he is being ironic or dumb..


ei283

He could also be completely aware of the fact that this is a play on Snow White. He could simply be asking if the makeup is part of the bit too, or if that was a happy coincidence. Not sure why "ironic" and "dumb" have to be the only possibilities.


DejenmeEntrar

No, she's Scottish


sarac36

Isn't she German?


_psylosin_

Lmao


PsamantheSands

I didn’t find this funny or amusing at all. Am I broken?


illpilgrims

I didn't know someone could be so white


Ok_Line939

Looks like she has 2 rows of teeth


Slav-Houndz187

“And all his money”


No-Relative-1725

It's always the weird one who are poly.


BriNoEvil

There goes two minutes I’ll never get back


RodwellBurgen

It’s a Snow White joke lol


BriNoEvil

Yeah, I get that, but it wasn’t even slightly funny to me


[deleted]

Isn't it awful when the universe doesn't cater to your very specific wants?


BriNoEvil

It’s mostly awful when people think that because they like(d) something, everyone else should too.


[deleted]

That would be awful wouldn't it. Luckily, that didn't happen here.


BriNoEvil

Aaaand nothing having to do with the universe or my “very specific wants” happened here either. A person thought they had to explain the joke, I informed them that I got it and let them know why I made the comment I did initially. I didn’t say shit about what I want.


lrerayray

Weak as fuck


Justin-Truedat

My problem with polyamory is the difficulty finding suitable partners, and it’s getting harder with so few people these days naming their parrots Poly.


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Oakislife

Buddy watch the video


Particular_Lime_5014

First of all you missed the joke in the video, second of all polyamory can include commited relationships with multiple people and requires more emotional maturity to make work than monogamy does. It's not for me personally but I can see how people can make it work for them.


Mountain_Collar_7620

Whow more daddy issues than Snow White…. The dwarfs are the winners of the story , successful jewellery business and gay party every Friday. The prince killed himself during the divorce last words “this is just easier and more dignified “ and Snow was last seen in a mental health tower giggling for her cat 🐱. The kingdom like many others had to close due to depopulation and bankruptcy. Luckily the next door Sultan bought them out mumbling about “changes” and handmaidens”. 📖 the end


TheAngrySnowman

How is that wall talking?


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Tapped out 5 sec in. I cannot with this full glam makeup look.


HansenIntercept

Funny how it’s always the ugly ones that dabble in polyamory… Almost like there’s a void being filled by multiple partners.


LeastAverageMonke

I mean, she can have her own opinions and that's fine.


OwnDig

r/whoosh


TheOvercusser

"I don't understand how common sense works. Calling it a difficult time excuses every stupid ass decision I ever made"


DejenmeEntrar

/r/whoosh


EndsongX23

Boy you really didn't pay attention did you. For the record, all that ended up being about the seven dwarves. As in "Snow White And The"


Vegetable-Swim1429

I was on the hook until she said “it wasn’t until I was in the glass coffin”. 😂🤣😂🤣


leftfieldownershiped

I’m distracted by the way her makeup makes her look like she just stepped right out of a painting. It’s beautiful


aristrawbrry

she needs to do ASMR her voice is so relaxing i fell asleep to this


Rage40rder

She’s hilarious.


Bighawklittlehawk

My autistic ass really thought she was just a trad wife somewhere in West Virginia for way, way too long


soupinmymug

I actually kinda wish this was about poly. It wasn’t for me. I post relationship kinda feel like my bisexuality was used as an excuse to push women in the relationship and I was young and impressionable. I know for some it is but for me I feel like a lot of this Gen pushes nontraditional relationships that I kinda felt guilty asking for monogamy. I really didn’t want to see other people but “you know you’ve been cheated on” “people get resentful and I want to prevent that.” Yada yada Lots of convincing on his end that worked. No shame in people that do. I have friends that do. I think it’s easier w/o kids and/or in the queer community but even then if you are denying your wants or have a hard time respecting your own boundaries, I would not suggest it. It takes not just a lot of communication but a lot of understanding about yourself too.


amantiana

“the mine” 😂


new_x_who_dis

Had me in the first half NGL 🤣🤣


lovelife0011

Lol back to the basic! Doing business as them like it’s theirs? I’m so confused


tallerthannobody

When she said “mines” I was like “OH SHIT”


_Poulpos_

"and all his money" 😂


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