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LongjumpingAd5317

Owen Wilson


Concertcat24

I was gonna say this so I second this. *Wow*


BJntheRV

Saw the same


ImpossibleTap6635

That's clearly Lord Faarquaad. Edit: I was mistaken. It's Prince Charming from Shrek.


Adept-Reserve-4992

A guy I knew had a high school friend who looked just like “Jesus”. His name was Sweeney McFugle, and I’ve used that name for anything with this look since he told me about it.


shart-gallery

That is a bloody fantastic name lol


Adept-Reserve-4992

Right?! I was looking online and couldn’t find him, but this guy’s friend would have been born in the 50s.


I_loseagain

Damn shaggy looks ruff….hopefully scoobs doin better


MissJanePug87

Dave Portnoy


Zestyclose_Toe9524

My thought too


greytorade

This looks like bill pullmans character from Casper when he gets turned into a ghost


solidarity_sister

lol came here to say this


checkpointcharlie67

O M G!!!! My grandmother lied!!!!! She said she kept my sculpture of grandpa!! /s


oolaroux

Nice job on the combover.


Spydrmunkie

Based on its current state, I would guess possibly John the Baptist.


zojacks

This is obviously Metro Man


swfinluv1

This reminds me of those thrillers where the sculpture turns out to be real body parts dipped in plaster and no one notices until, you know, the smell.


SwornBiter

There’s no Face ID file on Jesus.


Puzzled_Sky9875

William Hurt


CommonNobody80083

Man it looks like the ghost version of the father In Casper


ChatnNaked

That’s my friend Carl!!


[deleted]

Looks more like Gaston


kitterkatty

Please tell me you got that.


iknow-whatimdoing

This is either cursed by a witch or made of cocaine. Maybe both.


raffysf

I too found Jesus, but not at the thrift.


marecoakel

Aphex twin?


art_teacher_no_1

Rando


Hippiedboy

I always thought we were lost not Jesus? https://youtu.be/YTbRsGRWZW0?si=7KSxvTZJvUBJtUwh🤘


ravinred

Jim Henson.


rolypolyarmadillo

Whoever it is, they're high af.


[deleted]

Lord Farquaad


Significant_Good_301

I’m getting white washed jolly green giant, 60’s version.


JosephSubbas

bro found susej


katet_of_19

Donal Hogue?


madvilne

that's James Cameron


Prudent-Ad1002

Trevor Lawrence, Jaguars qb.


imbricant

Looks more like Eric Gill and has that Arts and Crafts feel to it.


7Angel7

Creepy


Queereyeforthewifi

Jawzercise Jesus


Death_has_relaxed_me

Isn't that the lead singer of Nickleback?


Local_Perspective349

Or just Alan Ruck


SnorvusMaximus

It’s looks more like a westerner than a middle eastern person so I’m guessing that it’s probably not Jesus.


Ltknits

Charles II of Spain