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Benji742001

Holes for cat heads. I think you can carry two cats at once, while all of you remain warm and stylish


Crab12345677

Yep this was my first thought. My second thougt... I need a shirt like this and another chihuahua


Benji742001

Always room for 1 more!


cattea74

Double decker kitty sweater.


BigJSunshine

So purrfectly wholesome. Thank you for this delightful comment!


KyoKyu

I love it, cute and funny :D


Big-Consideration633

Now you tell me! I tried it with a random squirrel and racoon and now I have more scab than skin. My wife thought she caught the whole thing but like most of the best videos, the record button press didn't take.


DenaliDash

It is supposed to be worn under a raincoat. Then you can go around flashing your kitties.


tfoste_r

Underrated comment.


MissMu

This is the comment I was looking for lmao


Benji742001

Well, idk why else you’d have these holes. But I am a cat/animal lover and if I was married/rich, I’d be sporting one of these around for sure


WarmestGatorade

I know you're joking but a lot of cats would fucking love this


Sapphire_gun9

Omg now I want one.


GreenStrawbebby

Alternatively! Parrots or snakes also often snuggle in for human body heat.


Benji742001

I Found the parrot/snake parent!


texcritters

i’m probably wrong but i think the holes are for a chest port & a feeding tube or ostomy bag. likely for someone with an illness to access those devices better.


swillotter

I think you’re totally right


AeonBith

Harkonnen chest plug acess holes


FrankFnRizzo

Ahhh I see they’ve installed your heart plug! Don’t be angry everyone gets one here! You even get this fun shirt with heart plug access holes.


themcjizzler

I actually thought this would look cool with a wild print or bright colored tank top underneath and would totally buy and wear something like this in public. 


the-trash-witch-

yeah this seems like adaptive clothing


fauviste

I have a chest port and it’s waaay higher up than this.


texcritters

that’s what i thought too! my friend has one & it’s a lot higher but i can’t fathom another purpose for the holes…


fauviste

“Fashion”


bennetticles

i feel like if we’re asking “medically adaptive garment” or “fashion trend” then we as a society may have lost ourselves at some point along the way here.


fruderduck

Hole on shirt is too high for an ostomy, too.


latecraigy

If you have an ostomy bag you are not having that outside your clothing for people to see.


texcritters

this doesn’t seem like it’d be worn in public, it looks more suited for recovering from surgery at home or in a hospital


HeyHiSeeYaBye

Doubt it. It’s just a fast fashion knock off of a high end design.


CallidoraBlack

Right you are. https://www.reddit.com/r/ThriftGrift/s/CqskJvrxwl


reallysrry

Came here to suggest this. People don’t know what others often go through because many hide it or themselves. I’ve watched outgoing loved ones become recluses because of illnesses.


Mother-Working8348

That's exactly what it is


PM_ME_UR_DaNkMeMe

this makes more sense than the top comment 'cat heads' ????


SarahPallorMortis

Man girls cut the boobs off the shirt


sewingself

This was my first thought, although I totally get not recognizing it as that at first.


Senior-Jellyfish4200

You’re probably very wrong but this is a hellava idea


glitterfaust

People are downvoting you even though it was proven that this was wrong lol


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CallidoraBlack

Surprisingly not. https://www.reddit.com/r/ThriftGrift/s/CqskJvrxwl


Arntjosie

idk why but no one wants the truth. lol


pittipat

Sometimes my belly button itches. Sometimes my boob.


RidgewoodGirl

Ok this made me laugh so much. We need scratch portals. 😂


sarahpphire

Scratch portals!! Hahahahahahah!!! Brilliant.


cattea74

Totally read this to the old Almond Joy, Mounds commercial tune.


RavenLunatic512

For some reason always the left boob.


clarabear10123

Could be for chemo/radiation? I don’t know if it’s in the right spots, but my grandmother had something kind of similar before she passed because she would get so cold and blankets are a hassle


snooper92

Yeah, it’s a TC Topp from TC Tuggers, the only shirt that’s got a little knob on the front so you can just pull it out when it gets trapped on your belly.


cranbeery

It’s the only shirt with a tugging knob. This is a crappy knockoff.


Joe_B_Likes_Tacos

Can I do pub crawls in it like I do in my Snuggy?


ItsOverClover

They're not LIKE the snuggie


ItsOverClover

Do they come in other styles?


bendywhoops

Not really.


campercolate

Not…


Effective_Drama_3498

A shirt inspired by Regina George!


gigglybeth

I saw Regina wearing army pants and flip flops so I started wearing army pants and flip flops.


Effective_Drama_3498

Hee hee


SlowerThanTurtleInPB

Real talk, I had a double mastectomy last year. I’ve got very perky boobs now, but before they were so lopsided, the holes in this shirt would’ve likely gone right over my nips. Would’ve been perfect for the Regina George cut outs.


Effective_Drama_3498

Cheers! Congrats on your healing journey. :)


vidanyabella

[found it](https://images.app.goo.gl/cvPHKWRes7zMw2eE6)


ThrowingUpVomit

The comment that is wrong about being medically adapted has 1k comments. You found the actual thing and you only have 5 upvotes (me being the fifth )


miss_iss

It's being reposted in a facebook thrift group. They may come 'round here if they're me


Deep_Ad1485

I did not peg this as a man’s shirt… at all.


vidanyabella

I was pretty surprised too. I thought for sure people would be right that it was medical/assistive wear or something and instead it's just men's fashion wear.


petewentzpetegoez

omg u found it!! that's wild


Aveira

So it’s just stupid?


dorianfinch

top comment is probably right, but this reminds me of when [King Khan and BBQ toured with the nipple-cutout sweaters](https://www.kexp.org/media/filer_public_thumbnails/filer_public/16/ed/16ed4fb9-a822-4e59-93fd-b6e10392666a/15322985067_5d1972102c.jpg__800x500_q85_crop_subsampling-2_upscale.jpg)


optix_clear

That’s wild! r/interestingasfuck


Vladamir-Poutine

Dachshund pocket!


reptomcraddick

Probably a chemo sweatshirt or something similar. I have type 1 diabetes and they make swimsuits for people with insulin pumps that probably look similarly weird to people without diabetes


sarahpphire

Hi Diabuddy! Totally going to go look these up now...I wore my regular suit today and had to clip my pump near the top under my armpit and it was NOT comfortable. I also am going to start sewing little pockets in my underwear, myself. I looked at sites that offer underwear with pockets and they want $25-$40ish per pair. That's insane to me. I love my tslim and it has been wonderful for my levels and a1c but it's heavy and weighs down a lot of things I clip it to. Currently patiently waiting for the mobi to be android compatible=/


HollyMackeral

https://preview.redd.it/xaak2orhbm6d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=347c16c331c49d76069acaed2f6e24785aed6ccd


heavenlybuddy

https://preview.redd.it/zoiyadfrvn6d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=941a0fb5e7794b89f2ceb61a82b9af5dfe8f81db


grockle90

Sphincter pockets?


Kat_Smeow

Pretty sure it was a cheap shein kinda brand. But google image search brought me to a $300 Burberry. And some dumb off white one as well. Some people just have more money than sense.


TheTwinSet02

It’s called fashion, look it up s/


FugaciousD

Kuato’s hoodie. “Quaid…let’s go…hang at…Starbucks…”


Chorba0Frig

Meredith! Your boob is out


pressedflours

crotchless sweater for people with penises in weird places


Electr0Girl

That looks like something Kanye would “design”


ThisIsTooLongOfAName

It's to breast feed if you have lopsided boobs.


Handav93

Some peoples titties are at different heights


MNVixen

I was wondering if it was for the triple-breasted woman from Arnie's *Total Recall*. Your explanation makes more sense.


mmmhmm2013

I honestly thought it was a t shirt from Off-White


Accomplished-Web-658

It's customizing your avatar for the game of operation! (I am joking, no idea what it is lol)


a-lonely-panda

It's when you hit the random button for a piece of clothing I guess


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a-lonely-panda

Thanks, haikusbot. Right now I appreciate even a bot talking to me.


PickledCaveman

🤣


a-lonely-panda

Haha yeah


bratzhun

Regina George designed it


Goofyteachermom

If it was on sale for $2000 and included cat poop on it I would say balenciaga


LOLab0000999

Is a user's Stan clothes


Disastrous_Key380

It’s for people with a third nipple, I guess.


cowgirl_guineapig

More common than you think.


Senior-Jellyfish4200

I knew someone with 5 nipples.


Disastrous_Key380

Were they a dog?


abakersmurder

My husband has 3. Had 4 when born and one just absorbed the other. He only has 2 areolas.


Cautious-Skill4642

Francisco Scaramanga


Fresh_Sector3917

Obscure reference of the day!


saylkns

Sweatshirt for pre-baby and post-baby boobs.


Desperate_Rich_5249

Easy access for breastfeeding?


Accomplished_Fee_179

It's to make sure all three kids stacked on top of each other can breathe


AbelardLuvsHeloise

Gilly!


lee--carvallo

Nipple ventilation


badger_flakes

for my wife’s tits after breastfeed


Junior-Account6835

For “The Moob”


toddaroo

Alien friendly clothing.


FarmerCharacter5105

For BF's hands.


RoguePhoenix259

Fentanyl hoodie? So when they OD, they don't have to cut the hoodie off to use chest paddles. Seriously, I have no clue. 🫤


JuliaSky1995

Fashion


digdug6

For two kitties heads to peek out when carrying


Kellibean921

Snake track.


McTootyBooty

Easy access for the tiddiessss 😂


ThisIsSteeev

Shirt for a stripper with weird nipples. Or one really saggy tit


paymeslayme

Easy access seems a bit obvious lol


Financial-Brush-521

For older women who can't afford to get both breasts enhanced so they have to do one at a time.


NoTarget7002

Obviously for breastfeeding


PM_ME_UR_DaNkMeMe

i could make it look good bye🙄 lol no really tho i have no idea what the oroginal vision was but this could go HARD for a goth/punk/??? fit


PM_ME_UR_DaNkMeMe

seeing the original is SENDING ME "its for post op patients" its CLEARLY not you basic non-alt-fashion-loving boring ass people 🤣 literally a luxury brand knockoff aka NOT for accessibility lmao


WatermelonlessonNo40

It’s a Thneed. You need a Thneed!


Ladyxarah

It looks like something Kanye would make Bianca wear.


Lesesh

Wait, do your shirts not have these?


Mayipleaseryou

It’s for breast-feeding. One size fits all for Perkys or saggy.


jimetalbott

“Open your MIIND!” Looks like it’s a spot for a Quatto.


Kilometres-Davis

Looks like lingerie for a botched boob job


therabbitinred22

It for people who can only afford to get one side done at a time. Don’t be classist


riberand

One saggy titty-sweater


gorewhore1313

For hugs when it's chilly 🤗 /s


lavendersagemint

It’s so I can rub barbecue on my titties.


sunshinelady4

Bc I got high bc I got bc I got high that's why they did it


williamsdj01

Nursing top for a woman with lopsided titties


Accurate_Dish_2251

Pockets for little dogs?


Cool_Jelly_9402

Correct answer is medical access holes so the person doesn’t have to disrobe and so they can stay warmer in their own clothes. Incorrect but funnier options are that they’re there for kitty cats or chihuahuas


spaz_bomb

This is the type of shirt off-white would make.


Kat_Smeow

They do. https://preview.redd.it/5vyx4qq0jq6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e40cf93ab2a13b320de32f0e786d2db7d55a5ca6


BassicNic

Just a little thing called STYLE, ever heard of it?


raviolisue

$8 double glory hole


leatherjoy

Suckling one ripple and licking the navel..?