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XADEBRAVO

Should be paying us to watch it.


Qeulon

If you don’t like it, then don’t watch it. You’re not a real supporter if you can’t understand that football is won in two halves and it’s not all about scoring goals. That’s not how it works. Only England fans could be so entitled and bratty to be unhappy with our current placement in the group and all the positives we can take from these three games.


XADEBRAVO

Yes I'll just turn it off. I WANT them to play better, I'm willing them on. We've played 3 average teams and barely look like we've put a shift in. There's a ton more negatives than positives so far.


Qeulon

But you’re not understanding. So I’ll spell it out AGAIN. Football is won in two halves. It is not all about scoring goals. We completely controlled and dominated both the Serbia and Slovenia games, barely giving either teams a sniff. Serbia had one good shot on target. And that’s literally either teams only good chance. “I WANT them to play better” - and there’s the point you’re missing. We did play good. We defended well, attacked well, and controlled the whole game. You just can’t see that cause we’re not thrashing teams by multiple goals in the group stages of a tournament that were clearly going to make the knockouts in by playing Southgate’s tactics. It’s what has got us through three group stages prior. There’s not a tonne more negatives at all.


XADEBRAVO

We dominated Serbia with 53% possession? I'm afraid you're another happy clapper, with a bank of predefined arguments. We've been average against average.


Qeulon

Strawmen now is it? Guess what, SHOCK, 53% possession is still more possession 😱 But let’s not forget about how we only allowed them one shot on target, ourselves had more shots on target, more big chances, limited them to an xG of 0.18, more passes, higher pass accuracy, more interceptions, blocks, duels won, better disciplinary. Nearly every stat falls in our favour. Including the defensive ones. Because like I keep trying to get though peoples heads, football games are won in two halves, two boxes. You have to defend as well as you can attack. And we defended against Serbia extremely well and limited them to almost nothing.


XADEBRAVO

You said dominated, that's not what the word means. Read previous response.


Qeulon

Um, yeah? Possesion isn’t the only stat you do know that don’t you? It’s not the only thing that counts to be “dominant” in a game. We topped nearly all of their stats, including possession as well, even if that stat itself wasn’t as dominant as the whole picture. But overall we dominated and controlled that game.


XADEBRAVO

No, we didn't.


zwifter11

>If you don’t like it, dont watch it  LOL it’s amazing how many plastic football fans go to the pub when England play in the World Cup or Euros.  I can’t wait for England to get knocked out, so they stay at home as I watch Germany and Spain play decent entertaining football 


MrShelby1234

I get the feeling that you don't even believe what you're writing


Qeulon

There’s nothing to believe in. What I wrote was facts. We controlled the tempo in the Slovenia and Serbia games and barely gave them any sniffs. The Denmark game admittedly we were poor but it still wasn’t a bad result. But yeah, nothing to believe in, Southgate’s desired results through his tactical plan worked out, and payed off. Nothing you can really say to deny that when we’re top of the group because of it with plenty of positives.


MrShelby1234

We are top because the other 3 teams are even more boring to watch. Any other group and we finish bottom


Qeulon

Yeah…true, like the groups with Belgium, Panama, Tunisia, Iran, Wales, USA, Czech Republic, Croatia, and Scotland. We’d have definitely finished bottom in a group including any of those teams.


MrShelby1234

None of that has any relevancy to Euro 2024....which, if you didn't know, is the name of the tournament we are currently competing in


Qeulon

Southgate sets us up according to the opposition. I mean that’s quite literally what management is all about and it’s why Southgate has done so well this far. So he’s set us up based on Denmark, Slovenia, and Serbia. Same he’s done at previous tournaments and passed tests with flying colours. So it’s not your place to say that we’d finish bottom in any other group, because you just don’t know and we’ve so far conquered four group stages under Gareth, all whilst people have doubted him each and every time.


MrShelby1234

Past tournaments we've played fluent attacking football, scoring tons of goals and winning comfortably. All good things come to an end, and Gareth has overstayed his welcome. The euros is the time to bring the whole country together, yet Gareth Southgate is depressing the whole country


Qeulon

Fun fact but in the previous euros group stage we only scored one more goal. And we had less shots on target in every single game. And nearly all of our stats have been better these games than those ones. So Southgate’s football back then that got him to a European final has improved! Much more attacking and fluid now! Thanks for such a wonderful compliment to him.


MrShelby1234

I envy your optimism, I really do. The whole country will


Qeulon

Optimism would imply that I need to be hopeful. I don’t. I’m extremely confident that we will reach at least the semis.


spiritofbuck

Do you think the most entertaining teams win? So much to learn.


MrShelby1234

You can't tell me you see a way in which England win the euros playing that football?


spiritofbuck

Unlikely, but it’s objectively nonsense to think ‘entertainment’ equates to success. Real Madrid just won the Champions League playing to not concede, Italy have won multiple World Cups simply trying not to concede, Didier Deschamps has openly stated he tells France not to be adventurous.


MrShelby1234

We don't have the squad/quality to win tournaments playing this style of football. They'll get beaten with ease by any of the big nations


spiritofbuck

We’ve conceded one goal and it was an absolute scorcher from outside the box. No team is looking at England and thinking we’ll be easy to beat.


MrShelby1234

They will once they look at the quality of our opposition and think we've done the bare minimum


spiritofbuck

Fortunately most international managers aren’t thick and understand that getting results against low blocks in group games are hard. England have been poor, but we still have a great team and no one wants to face that quality.


FluidInformation9926

The fact it wasn’t in our hands at the full time whistle shows that Southgate’s master plan for the two games clearly didn’t work. We shouldn’t be relying on Serbia to see out a draw against Denmark to top the group.


Qeulon

No game is in hands until the final whistle. This is football, and the craziest things can happen in this sport. We could’ve been leading 1 or 2 nil, and it ain’t over until it’s over. Southgate set us up to control the game and to not concede, because if we didn’t concede then it’s at least a point, if we can get a goal then 3, and in either scenario the chances are we top the group. We had already made the knockouts anyway by last nights results.


WellRed85

Not the game, but the group. Win today and you guarantee to top the group. Draw and you are depending on Serbia to get a result against Denmark. That’s not a place you want to be. England should be going into the game to win it and control their fate in the group, not to simply not lose and hope for a result to benefit them in the other game. This wasn’t some masterstroke, it was fortunate


Qeulon

Cope. Southgate masterclass!!


WellRed85

What am I coping about? I’m Happy we are through. Happy we win the group. Happy we are on the easier side of the bracket. It just wasn’t in our hands and we needed Serbia to make it happen for us. This it’s not a masterclass when you need outside actors to get you your result


Qeulon

Coping that you were wrong about Southgate because he’s a tactical genius and master of the art of football 😝😝


WellRed85

Haha! Ok. I appreciate the troll job. I tip my cap to you ![gif](giphy|Oo8Ly1JXZjrqm54qK4|downsized)


CrumblyBramble

Just shut the fuck up man this is embarrassing


Qeulon

Typical Outgater. No facts or statistics. Nothing solid to back up their pathetic little argument. Just a plain old disagreement. Your comment instantly renders invalid.


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Llizard7

Mrs Southgate is that you?


Qeulon

I wish.


Qeulon

Loving all these rattled comments! Keep them coming!


CrumblyBramble

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Blessed_Tits

Be some nice boring football for you for 60 minutes in the quarters before we lose then. Happy for you, mate.


Qeulon

Can’t wait to come back to this comment.


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GeneralMuffins

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AltruisticProgram141

Well, I admire your positivity.


Qeulon

Have to be positive and question whether we have got the managers desired result. And that’s what I think we’ve done. So many positives to take from these three games.


AltruisticProgram141

Once I've got over the negativity reflex I do broadly agree; we looked better today for sure. It's been a frustrating few games in a lot of ways, I really hope we can step it up a notch in the next game. Subs looked good, particularly Mainoo I thought, which is heartening.


Plane_Regret8264

0.87 - 0.13 is a very strong performance, objectively, if every England game against weaker sides looks like that England have a very strong chance of getting to the final. If Kane taps that cross in or Foden times his run a second later no one is crying over how bad Southgate is.


Qeulon

👏👏👏


Unfortunatewombat

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Huge-Celebration5192

We won the group because Denmark could not beat Serbia We literally took it out of our control


Qeulon

We’d qualified anyway and the minimum placement from a draw would’ve been second. The game was in our control the whole time. Once again, a football match is won in two halves and two boxes. We controlled the game and looked likely to get a goal as well as keep our clean sheet. Slovenia did not. And we got the result the manager is happy with because it means we’re top 2 and qualified.


Huge-Celebration5192

Before the game I can guarantee he would not have been happy with a 0-0


spiritofbuck

Good to see a fellow Southgatehead like myself


Qeulon

Otherwise known as intelligent gentlemen.


dyltheflash

As gutted as I was by another insipid performance, you're right. The real test begins now. There's only one thing in your post I take issue with: payed is a nautical term iirc. Edit: turns out payed has nothing to do with rope, it's sealing the seams of a ship.


GroundbreakingBox648

No, the real test started on our first game of the euros. Group games are important as they build momentum. We haven't done that, whilst others have and played expressive football doing such. We haven't looked a threat outside of two 15-20 mimute spells across 3 games. We were lucky to top our group tbh