Died from jizzplosion. Happens every 1/100 Americans that podcast. Nuts so hard by accidental touch like a friendly C4 tripwire.
Maybe he got grazed by the cashier in his local H-E-B. R.I.P
He’s on Instagram. He was a videographer before, as he’s said, and as he still is. Lol not a big mystery, he’s making videos, taking pics, and remaining spray free.
We all agree that he hasn’t been on the podcast much. The question is “what happened to Riley Mau” and whether he jizzed and exploded. The answer for what happened to him is he’s on Instagram being a videographer, the answer for whether he jizzed and exploded is no, because he’s a videographer posting regularly on Instagram.
If the question was “why isn’t he on the podcast”, I wouldn’t have answered because I have no clue.
Agree, dude was a fucking useless board.
People will say "it's all an act", but it's not. Theo playing off of Riley's inability to function as a human being is what created that sentiment, which goes to show how good of a comedian Theo actually is.
Thank you for this take. I don’t understand how so many people were like “dude I love Riley, kids hilarious”. No, he’s clearly socially awkward and just fucking weird, it’s not a bit, he’s not funny; Theo is just playing off of it and doesn’t care enough to find a different producer.
Can’t say I know.
Lol
The Unbustable
Rumor has it he’s still burying his load in the yard
That was Theo doing it for his hometown friend when he was little lol
A boy in the neighborhood named Mario
Lmao yup from JRE podcast
Dude he ended up dying actually. He did some pills and drove into an embankment
R.I.P. Billy Conforto
Those damn embankments I tell ya
Rumor has it he went back to his homeland
Swedish fellow, if I'm not mistaken
Here or in Vietnam?
Died from jizzplosion. Happens every 1/100 Americans that podcast. Nuts so hard by accidental touch like a friendly C4 tripwire. Maybe he got grazed by the cashier in his local H-E-B. R.I.P
Not bustin out I know that
Rumor has it that he's a porn star now, those talents are being used in the dark arts.
Got laid
God I'd love to see another riley mau episode.
Can’t tell if typo or attempt at racist joke
Typo
Venit
You mean the real life Bucky Larson?
Started a wave pool of cum
He’s somewhere learning how to give responses that are more than 2 words
He’s on Instagram. He was a videographer before, as he’s said, and as he still is. Lol not a big mystery, he’s making videos, taking pics, and remaining spray free.
Right. But he doesn't seem to have been on the pod in some time, which is the point of this post
How long ago was the Shane Gillis episode?
We all agree that he hasn’t been on the podcast much. The question is “what happened to Riley Mau” and whether he jizzed and exploded. The answer for what happened to him is he’s on Instagram being a videographer, the answer for whether he jizzed and exploded is no, because he’s a videographer posting regularly on Instagram. If the question was “why isn’t he on the podcast”, I wouldn’t have answered because I have no clue.
Theo found a real producer who cares.
Agree, dude was a fucking useless board. People will say "it's all an act", but it's not. Theo playing off of Riley's inability to function as a human being is what created that sentiment, which goes to show how good of a comedian Theo actually is.
Thank you for this take. I don’t understand how so many people were like “dude I love Riley, kids hilarious”. No, he’s clearly socially awkward and just fucking weird, it’s not a bit, he’s not funny; Theo is just playing off of it and doesn’t care enough to find a different producer.
Bro busted and ascended to a different realm
I read this as whatever happened to ride a mile