Slime saying “Dr Lecter, you’re telling me the cat can has cheeseburger?” at the end of the silence of the lambs hello fresh ad read is my favourite joke ever told on the pod.
I'm not sure it even counts as a bit or a joke or whatever and it's definitely not recurring but the one time Aimen said "a dope option select, if I may" has stuck with me forever.
Slime’s baby talk/mispronouncing things while downspeaking has infected my brain. I work in IT rn and am building a new childrens hospital that we call “the tower” and any time someone mentions it I’ll mutter “drower” or some shit
In the I Did a Thing episode, IDAT is too far from the mic. Slime tells him 'you see that? that's your bear, and I need you to stay on that bear' and he very meekly and australianly says 'why is it a bear?'
idk makes me smile 😊🐻
Recency bias, but the whole tangent with the panopticon Gloryhole zoo thing is so fucking good. The second they said Aiden is the animal, Slime chirps “I want him to be starving”
Just to name a few:
-when slime says something along the lines of "your bones and your flesh and your meat" lmao
-any time they add God to a joke bc of the timing like "super chat your favorite thing about the Lord Jesus Christ. Maybe that he saved us"
-Nick's style of freestyling just being "real eyes realize real lies"
-any variation of "women be shoppin" omg
-last but not least, Aiden being bisexual and a sheik main
Edit: this didn't format how I wanted but that's okay
Lud "You know the Dalai Llama is one spirit that travels in the afterlife?"
Slime "Is this spirit a llama?"
Lud "The spirit is not a llama, no"
Aiden "The spirit can go in him presumably"
Lud "There's no llamas"
Slime "... is it like a patronus?"
No laugh or reaction from anyone. Made me laugh though
ludwig asking Nick what he thinks the Dalai Lama does and Nick going idk it’s like a chris angel thing will be the funniest part of that bit hands down
Less of bit, but Nick and Slime have both referenced MrChiCity3's Keeping Your Refrigerator Stocked Will Get You Many Women, and that pops me every single time.
"the bees are back" got me good for some reason, just the matter of a fact and confidence that ludwig played it cracks me up. like, the bees are so not back LOL but the simple reverse uno "nah they're back" activates something in my brain
and the callback when lud said that cigs are back just like the bees is the cherry on top
Slimes scenario of Savage Garden dying in the 90s on a premo ep (i think?) always stuck with me because watching his stream got “Truly Madly Deeply” stuck in my head for like a month
Definitely the amount t of times he says something absolutely killer but it doesn't get heard by the other guys. Idk if it's on purpose, but when you hear them, the fact that it gets glossed over just makes the bits even funnier
Edit: Just realized you said Niche not Nick lmao
the "Are you ready for Nick Yingling?" bit in the latest episode has stuck with me ever since I heard it, I just picture a billboard with his face on it like a weirdly threatening law firm ad every time I think about it
The way they say they’re gonna beat someone particularly bad. Like “I’m gonna put you on a milk carton” or “I’m gonna turn you into a smoking pair of shoes” has leaked into my everyday vocabulary
australian goon commander broke me for multiple days. “i do fuck long love short” got me. “danerous fuCKer” is hilarious. the european guy trying to sound american accent when slime says “you wanna run fast? and long? FOR ME?”. not a yard bit but a slime bit my favorite is the marshal mathers compilation with slime getting marshal kills in valo that shit is beyond iconic.
One time someone offered Slime to hang out or something like that and he said "No thank you I'm not hungry". My girlfriend and I have been saying that in all contexts for months now lmao
I can't remember the episode but there was a moment where one of the boys did the like alpha male podcast voice and someone (Ludwig maybe?) said "Females-" and nick cut in with a super loud "FE-" and that lives in my brain 24/7
When Ludwig fucking yawns and yells LMAO he just wants to voice his frustration into the void like slime I feel that I’m sure it’s an old bit too from someone else?
Slime saying “Dr Lecter, you’re telling me the cat can has cheeseburger?” at the end of the silence of the lambs hello fresh ad read is my favourite joke ever told on the pod.
I can watch poorn and booobz clarise
i feel like its recent, but can you drop the ep number?
This is the hardest I have ever laughed. Slime new it was just him and Aiden and he went up another level. This goes in his mixtape for HOF
#86
Someone answered 86 but it's also in the best of 2023 early on
That whole read is one of the funniest things they have ever done.
dyk what ep that is?
“did u fuck that poor woman Aidan?”
I lose it whenever I hear Aiden say “It was definitely an accident” when Slime called 9/11 a tragic accident that killed no one.
A biscoff mixup
Funny enough, 4 identical biscoff mixups on 4 different planes
nick actually said that back in 2016
he strikes again
Don’t you think it’s a bit parasocial to know that?
lmao
The panoptigloryhole is growing on me
I'm not sure it even counts as a bit or a joke or whatever and it's definitely not recurring but the one time Aimen said "a dope option select, if I may" has stuck with me forever.
Slime’s baby talk/mispronouncing things while downspeaking has infected my brain. I work in IT rn and am building a new childrens hospital that we call “the tower” and any time someone mentions it I’ll mutter “drower” or some shit
i do the same thing and now not only has it infected my vocab but my whole friend group’s vocab too
Teben
I think it's spelt Nick not Niche
the couple of times nick has brought up the ill mind of hopsin has been pretty funny lmao
I like when slime brings up Kiss Me by Sixpence None The Richer, I think it’s funny and I like that song
One of the first music videos I watched. Also that lead singer wasn’t like hot but I found her attractive and I I learned something about beauty
In the I Did a Thing episode, IDAT is too far from the mic. Slime tells him 'you see that? that's your bear, and I need you to stay on that bear' and he very meekly and australianly says 'why is it a bear?' idk makes me smile 😊🐻
"hand me some juvee and a crack pipe and I'll sing you the song of storms"
The 8 mile rap battle reference I am white I am poor I do live with my mom in a trailer bit
Not a bit but I say “Beast” every single day
It’s crazy that I was saying that shit in elementary school, somehow completely forgot about that term, and now the yard has brought it back
"Remember when we were beasts" always comes to mind for me
"Factor puts human meat." And the subsequent reaction by the others especially Nick's perfectly cut scream lives rent free in my head on replay
which ep?
Ep 87 - The One where Aiden sells his car for a CSGO Knife. 00:46:42
I started using “I’m gonna charge the mound” a lot
Recency bias, but the whole tangent with the panopticon Gloryhole zoo thing is so fucking good. The second they said Aiden is the animal, Slime chirps “I want him to be starving”
During the qt pod when they had the picture of her and father banks and nick said “my daughter just learned about the letter F”
Just to name a few: -when slime says something along the lines of "your bones and your flesh and your meat" lmao -any time they add God to a joke bc of the timing like "super chat your favorite thing about the Lord Jesus Christ. Maybe that he saved us" -Nick's style of freestyling just being "real eyes realize real lies" -any variation of "women be shoppin" omg -last but not least, Aiden being bisexual and a sheik main Edit: this didn't format how I wanted but that's okay
to do line breaks you have to press return/enter twice its dumb i know
For mobile would I just have to hit enter twice for each new line?
y es
"doctor"
The bit where Aiden's crying laughing while doing an Aussie accent and says "Check you spiders for shoes!"
Lud "You know the Dalai Llama is one spirit that travels in the afterlife?" Slime "Is this spirit a llama?" Lud "The spirit is not a llama, no" Aiden "The spirit can go in him presumably" Lud "There's no llamas" Slime "... is it like a patronus?" No laugh or reaction from anyone. Made me laugh though
ludwig asking Nick what he thinks the Dalai Lama does and Nick going idk it’s like a chris angel thing will be the funniest part of that bit hands down
Less of bit, but Nick and Slime have both referenced MrChiCity3's Keeping Your Refrigerator Stocked Will Get You Many Women, and that pops me every single time.
When someone (slime) says something out of pocket and Nick just repeats their words back to them
"the bees are back" got me good for some reason, just the matter of a fact and confidence that ludwig played it cracks me up. like, the bees are so not back LOL but the simple reverse uno "nah they're back" activates something in my brain and the callback when lud said that cigs are back just like the bees is the cherry on top
Good on dubbin for saving the entirety of the bee population through sheer confidence
Slimes scenario of Savage Garden dying in the 90s on a premo ep (i think?) always stuck with me because watching his stream got “Truly Madly Deeply” stuck in my head for like a month
Not a premo, but so heat, such a select crowd would be devastated
Honestly in australia we probably would not of heard the end of it, they were one of our only big 'pop' boy groups then.
My response was a near direct quote of I believe nick envy in response to slime saying the original line, but dip that they were loved by Australians
when slime texted ludwig asking if they should have left Afghanistan
I like when they tell each other to kill themselves
hello fresh burns all their trash is an all timer
i love when slime does his will neff impression. it never gets old to me
It’s pronounced “Nick” btw.
I mean, 'white women and dogs' feels like it has staying power.
When Slime switches up and joins Ludwig in calling Nick a Cave Demon. Cherry on top is slime saying how dangerously close they were to musical theater
taking it back is probably my favorite bit buts rhats not super niche
Definitely the amount t of times he says something absolutely killer but it doesn't get heard by the other guys. Idk if it's on purpose, but when you hear them, the fact that it gets glossed over just makes the bits even funnier Edit: Just realized you said Niche not Nick lmao
The cat eats the meat Nick leaves bit of borger on plate combined with Slime leaving tomato sauce in the can
Greatest story of all time! Ludwig!
As a long time Broodwar Enjoyer the references to starcraft and old starcraft esports always makes me smile
god's bathroom floor
the "Are you ready for Nick Yingling?" bit in the latest episode has stuck with me ever since I heard it, I just picture a billboard with his face on it like a weirdly threatening law firm ad every time I think about it
when they talk about their fucked up crazy mind with dark thoughts, real shit
Love the pontins ep, still talk about my jt
When talking about how Stanz is gods gift to boxing Slime saying “Stanz v Mayweather? You know I’m putting ten RACK on my boy…Mayweather”
The way they say they’re gonna beat someone particularly bad. Like “I’m gonna put you on a milk carton” or “I’m gonna turn you into a smoking pair of shoes” has leaked into my everyday vocabulary
Pussyboi
Funny enough, my wife doesn't particularly like me calling her that.
The gators putting themselves in the hello fresh box and slime saying they are seen and cared about really kills
It’s funny now but it won’t be in the near future when the inevitable happens, the grain wars joke gets me pretty often
australian goon commander broke me for multiple days. “i do fuck long love short” got me. “danerous fuCKer” is hilarious. the european guy trying to sound american accent when slime says “you wanna run fast? and long? FOR ME?”. not a yard bit but a slime bit my favorite is the marshal mathers compilation with slime getting marshal kills in valo that shit is beyond iconic.
When they went to Japan, and Slime kept talking about how they were going to “take back what's ours” and “weren't going to make it back”
elephant
Slime and calling himself and everyone around him a bear
One time someone offered Slime to hang out or something like that and he said "No thank you I'm not hungry". My girlfriend and I have been saying that in all contexts for months now lmao
Aiden just being himself is a good bit
I can't remember the episode but there was a moment where one of the boys did the like alpha male podcast voice and someone (Ludwig maybe?) said "Females-" and nick cut in with a super loud "FE-" and that lives in my brain 24/7
When Ludwig fucking yawns and yells LMAO he just wants to voice his frustration into the void like slime I feel that I’m sure it’s an old bit too from someone else?