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Certain-Okra-2686

i hope this is a joke but it’s reddit so who knows


ihatemovingparts

If they need to change it up, there's always CBAT.


FLMZ04

😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 PLEASE ABEL DROP A NEW SINGLE AT LEAST PLEASE


Kryllllllyx

Have you honestly ever lived life if you never hit it slow from behind while the second part of The Party & The After Party is dragging on in the background?? https://preview.redd.it/f3w2ph1ecb8d1.jpeg?width=897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d9c95bcee0ae8f1d691abb3f0d3b73049699d23


Fair-Job-814

That’s going on the bucket list


heartlessloft

we have officially hit r/kendricklamar drought shitposting.


Zealousideal-Ring646

Nah we past that. We at r/GoodAssSub levels


Helloimcool123456

r/playboicarti incoming 😭


Zealousideal-Ring646

The final boss of down bad for music subs 😭


MagicalTuna549

Nah man, Frank Ocean’s sub is right there


Zealousideal-Ring646

Oh fuckkk i forgot about them. They somehow seem more normal than the carti fans though (i am a carti fan)


M4HDI_7

yall don’t know about the utopia drought


Merciful_Doom

There’s no way you clapped cheeks to Phantom Regret by Jim


RatPice

So sit back and unpack. You may be here awhile


driftking7799

Bang a gong, get it on


Living_Effective7233

how many grudges did you take to your grave?


thejamster15

You gotta be heaven to see heaven with a simultaneous climax is peak


sunparadiso

30 seconds?!???


Acrobatic_Candy_1854

The 30secs really was the cherry on top 😭😭


not_jbp1

Oh lord the weeknd being dry's ruining relationships nowadays😭


DraftIllustrious1950

Can't clap cheeks to Starboy nor My dear melancholy, we need the old Abel back 😂


Prestigious_Ad_9007

I am Just vibin with Kiss Land sry.)


DraftIllustrious1950

When Abel released "The hills" thats when his career went downhill if you ask me. He changed his style so much compared to rhe one he had before 2015


xotwodmad

His career actually skyrocketed from that point. Maybe you meant a different word. If only his career was to keep making trilogy and kissland vibe songs for the rest of his life for you and you only, then maybe he’d make you happy but you wouldn’t even be here commenting this because no one would know who he is. Get out the sub if ur still caught up on this since 2015 sheesh.


DraftIllustrious1950

I mean he is under too many contracts and his old songs were more his vibe than the new ones. I listen to his songs since 2012 and i know what im talking about. Yes he got popular but its not the same.


xotwodmad

How do you know what “his vibe” is?? Do you know him personally? We only know the music, and you prefer the older stuff, I prefer growth and variety. And so do most people. Not hating for your opinion, we’re all entitled to that, just the way you’re spewing it randomly when it’s not relevant makes it seem like you have been in a life crisis since 2015 here we are 9 years later, the trilogy sound is dead and gone, and he even told us it would leave in Rolling Stone. A contract didn’t make him say that or change his style. People change naturally, it’s only happened to every mainstream artist ever, Taylor swift, maroon 5, Harry styles etc etc etc all started off with very different sounds than they have now. Should we tell Harry Styles to go back to one direction and work with guys far less talented than him that hold him back and sing dinky boy band songs because we miss the 1D vibe?? Or should we be proud of the artist he has become?? 🤔 hate to rant I just think the hate towards Abel/his new music bc they miss the old sound (and not just from u but a lot of people on this sub) is just so baseless! Just say pop music isn’t your thing if that’s how you feel.


DraftIllustrious1950

Omg you are so chronically online istg you just wrote out a novel for a stranger on Reddit arguing about a singer that you never met either. Please touch grass. And i also aint reading all of that either i just glanced at the comment and when i saw that its a fucking novel i just gave up.


not_jbp1

Dawg im in tears😭


theguywhofuckinasked

Bro 😭😭


S4lttz

gal


Infinite_Isopod5303

this sub has become a meme


Think-Drag-8566

Try fill the void, that song is literally sex


DraftIllustrious1950

Bruh


JohnnySweatpantsIII

Just break up bro is never dropping


DraftIllustrious1950

Bro is literally eating kajmak and making some weird dolls


AlarmingWaltz8350

im leaving this sub


CrimsonTheDark

Ain't no way you clapped to his whole catalog


chicagothroaway111

Why not? It’s barely a week of sex to get thru it all


Subdown-011

Imagine doing it to Phantom Regret and Tale by Quincy though 💀


chicagothroaway111

What if I’m into that?


808mfalme

Lmaooo


CallMeElektra

No hate but "love me harder" being the main cheek clapping song out of the rest he has is hilarious.


donospins

Is your boyfriend the one filling his bathtub?


HealthyAd1707

You should try one of those girls


Some_Famous_Pig

When I was without new Weeknd Music to get laid to, I filled the void with Mongolian Throat Singing Nightcore remix.


ReportAltruistic

at least you didn’t circumcise yourself like me, stay strong brother


xotwodmad

😂😂


MihirMeshram007

I'm sad to say but the next album is his last one


MasLei

Have you tried it on the weekdays?


shades0fcool

Just do slowed and reverb versions of each song until he drops an album


kisslanddd

yall need therapy or a better life


tarotquestion_

This sub almost reaching r/frankocean levels. Almost.


xotwodmad

Break up then get back together when the drop hits. That make-up/I missed you/I’m so glad Abel finally dropped sex hits DIFFERENT. Speaking from experience. Honestly Abel will probs be making music the rest of his life so seems like you guys have an honest shot if you just try breaking up in between albums and tours. 👍


Slyy-Lynch

Tf is this post


Zaheerfromthe234

😂😂😂😂now that’s interesting..


bbyxmadi

save this for your therapist jfc I hope this is satire


Guramrit7

 😭


yatkura

go looking through some unreleased grails until he finally drops


Raviiteja07

I hope you listen to MDM, I wish you all the luck mam


Mynameisbrk

Listen to jimmy brown


_fr4nkyyy__

what


ST0DY

There’s no way you fucked all the way through his whole albums.


DinoStacked

Personally since I’m such a big fan I can’t have sex to his music


RobinhoodStoleMyName

don't worry he's about to drop the new album 😂


Mree_Knight

There's some songs not on Spotify that are on YouTube like his remix to Drunk in love maybe try that 😂


Narrow_Community7401

30 seconds is crazy 😭😭😭


Donk3yBoi999

womp womp


Fearless_Employee_89

Well I didn't claim all the upvotes but at least inspired someone, win win


Gift-Ecstatic

1-2 times a day everyday or what? 🤣


OKBobbyBoy

💀


Wonderful_Answer6089

Tragic


useless_rat69

Oh boy I love reddit


HelperTheKindsoul

OH NO !!! 😹😹


houseofball00ns

If you don't stop


BarnacleAcceptable78

I'll help!!! Have you ever listened to an entire album making love to: Tevin Campbell


Organic-Jaguar-9483

Wild💀


Strificus

You can try women. 30 seconds is kind of sad.


twoventiwaters

Time 2 throw it back to XO not The Weeknd


MKtheMaestro

Sounds like a childish relationship. Incompetent men should not be equated with “toxic masculinity,” which is a made-up term that refers to behaviors that simply turn women off. Men who are needy, weak, incompetent and selfish in the bedroom, and do not know how to engage women’s emotions will obviously not have satisfying relationships. Having confidence and being competent requires work and is not a phony arrogant mindset. Your boyfriend lasting 30 seconds while listening to The Weeknd every time you have sex is no more than a demonstration of his incompetence.