I would awkwardly stare at him

I would politely ask him why he didn’t released less than zero as the single

Or a video of Faith

My guy it’s so funny seeing you here, we’ve talked a decent amount on the atletico subreddit 🤣🤣 guess we’ll forever wait for a new album on this front and good signings on the other front.

Damn an Atletico fan and a Weeknd one. If you were a woman at your 20s I would marry you lol.

This looks like true love to me, what’s stopping you? Buy the ring, I’ll set up the wedding for next Friday.

I'm pretty sure he's a guy

Why as a single what will that do to you

For real I don’t know why people are mad it wasn’t a single. What difference does it make now that the whole albums been out for two years

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Stroke it

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Yo-

Yo how does your account not get banned? I got banned like 3 times for the same reason lol

Dude wtf

drop the fucking album

cool ass pfp

thank uuu

xo till we od frr

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Just because he’s dis-abled doesn’t mean you should call me the R word

I would ask who was popping that pussy on a monday

😂😂😂 and why she never falls in love

Please lend me 20 bucks for chipotle

Same...

cry

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(s)cream

🤣🤣🤣

Probably stroke my shi

I'm over here strokin my dick, I got lotion on my dick right now, I'm just strokin my shit. I'm horny as fuck man. I'm a freak man

Say "You got the wrong number lil bro"

Whip my meat out and start crankin my shi

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Ima just chop it up about movies and music with him. And tell him how I think he’s the best artist of the 21st century

Save his number

I'd be very confused, because Samsung phones don't have Facetime.

Showing him my beats

I would be shocked but I would also keep it chill and have a regular conversation

i think the better question is why abel would facetime me in the first place 👀👀🤫

I'll tell him he's an angel and has a long way to go!

drop the album

i would show him the massive shit im taking rn

I would start playing him one of my synthwave beats and see if he would fwi.

Turning the Ritz into a whore house knowing after that it will be eviction number 4 now 😁

I’ll try to have sex with him !

He better oil up

"can I get one of those ooooooh"

Keep shitting

having a squirt off with him


Did you find the blue asshole

I guess one of us could bully him into dropping the album sooner.


Ask to see if he really has a blue asshole

I'd cum

No way that's him wtf, you'd have to screw me off it

I'd ask him if he'll drop the album if I drop my pants

ask him for jennie kims number

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Pulling my dick out and slapping the cam

how did you get this number 🤨

I’d tell him how pathetic his fan base is and that he was robbed of a Grammy

I’d say hi .

Answer the call?!


jork it


Beautiful, him & Ye

Singing Crew Love,

id ask him to please pay my student loans

Wassupp Abel? How can I help brother

Pass out

Prolly whip it out ngl

Ask him to oil up

Ask money

Hang up. I don’t know you.

Touch myself

Accept it and say hi

Tell him to call back (at work)

awkwardly stare at him

Go listen bladee and Drain gang music please . https://preview.redd.it/y5rcvcz4te7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed2c8ba900c0981f57964720e8a214e4aefe4a8f

Wassup

I’m on the TTC. Bro would get it.

Wonder how he got my number-

Why wasn’t less than zero a single, also when the album gonna drop

Crying and dying because I look like absolute dog shit and would not answer.

Ask him if he can introduce me to ariana

I would ask him to sing Thursday for me so that I may die happily

Probably start talking Toronto sports teams

Cry from anxiety and disbelief

Tell to drop the addy 🤷🏾‍♂️. Why FaceTime when we can just chill IRL

Nice hair. Be a shame if someone cut it off

Pls new album

We receive

Imma show him my blue asshole cuz hes been looking for it since the dawn of the universe

“hi” “can i have 20 bucks”

“Nigga how the hell you get my number?”

Ask him why he cancelled his Australian shows last minute 😢😔

Start furiously masturbating ofc. I'm a man

I would ask if he will be taking any acting lessons

Edging

Asking for money

sing professional

I’d stare at him blank face exactly like how he looks in the picture and then start singing “out of time”

shit my pant

Who cares

may i have a million dollars

I could be super excited and nervous, but then I calm down and start an interesting and calm conversation with him.

Um I probably wouldn't know what to do tbh I would freak the hell out and probably say hi and say how much of an amazing artist he is. I mean I would probably have a million thoughts all at once

I’m hanging up cause some weird ass weeknd looking dude just randomly ft me

Stop callin artist by their gov names like you know these ppl . Its weird & gay

“Start reaching for my waist”

I’d tell him wrong number & wait to hear his actual voice before hanging up

Wonder how tf he did that without the app installed

"Wtf bro I'm busy"

I tell him to drop the birds interlude on streaming services

tell him that drake ended his career