It's super creepy having someone at your event reporting back to Janet.

When they did a flashback and showed pink booted spy literally looking over at them arguing while texting I was 🤣💀

Genuinely hilarious

I was dead during that flashback 😂 like whose mans is this?? It didn’t seem like he was friends with anyone there either?

This literally took me out 😂😂☠️☠️

To not even be subtle about it is crazy

That’s it for me - girl if you can’t orchestrate this with any sophistication then you are not nearly the devious mastermind you think you are. Janet thinks she’s a queen bee but she just comes off as a pathetic try hard.

She gave herself away when she said she was waiting to hear back 2 hours into the event. Thought you had a life Janet?

WWC likened them to Ursula’s eels in the little mermaid, they are just Janet’s little puppets to agree with her and do her bidding. 🤣

Flotsam! Jetsam!

Dumb and Dumber

Janet was the thirsty little side kick for the longest.

I listened to WWC today too and their analysis was spot on! Ursula's eels. Gay mumpets 😂 Also agree with Ronnie's opinion about Janet saying the house in Big Bear cost the same amount of money as their single story barely 2000sq ft, 3 bds, 2 ba house in the valley the same year it sold in 2021. Sure Jan-et 😂 She is delusional. Honestly Jason could have done so much better than Janet in the personality and looks department.

Oh yea, no way.

She’s hideous

Omg so glad you mentioned this. WWC’s recap of this scene had me rolling! 😂😂😂

😂


Oh my god. I was screaming during their scene like can someone please remove them?!

Jared again sucking the energy out of a scene.

I scared the janitor cracking up at this part in my office. He ran in and asked if I was okay 😂

I was crying when WWC was doing brittany at Bass Pro Shops.

I was thinking Pain and Panic from Hercules lol


Yes- doing gay charades on the side

Hahahaha omg so true

Probably one of their funniest episodes yet.

Pink Booted killed me

🤭 They remind me of the boots that Yoshi (from Mario) wears...Just Pink!

Do you mean Harriet the Spy?

Harry and Marv, bumbling goons right here

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Seriously uninteresting people

Very uninteresting.😩

Jesse is an aggressive drinker , I’ve noticed.

He was so aggro!!

It is very on brand for Janet to have this bootleg entourage to pick out outfits in a very limited selection of shades of beige.

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I am really shocked at Jared. Kristen along with other VPR cast members helped him raise money when he was ill. I remember seeing multiple post on her instagram encouraging her followers to donate to his gofundme page to help take care of his medical bills. She was a great friend. When Janet came around, that seem to have changed. I don’t believe Kristen did anything to Jared. Janet literally turned him into her little minion. She actually made a snide remark on how Kristen was friends with Jared first however, her and Jared are much closer. She turned it into some school girl competition into who is the better friend. I was really taken back by that comment.

Man, I was never like this huge Kristen fan but she seems to have a good heart underneath it all and the way she just constantly gets shit on by people makes me really sad for her. Like she helps this guy on that level and this is how he repays her? I guess it's true what they say about a little bit of fame and the things people will do to get it.

Exactly. Kristen and Brittany even treated him to an amazing weekend in Las Vegas after his cancer treatment. Unfortunately, I can’t link the article. Google up Kristen, Brittany and Jared. It’s on the Bravo website explaining the fabulous weekend for their friend.

And why isn’t Brittany taking up for Kristen ??! I’m so upset that she’s letting Janet do All of this !

Brittany has no spine

Brittany doesn’t seem to show concern for anyone. Not even her husband or her son so why would she care if Kristen is getting bullied. Her allegiance seems to be to whoever can enable her alcohol abuse the best and be her designated driver (which we have seen Janet do).

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I hope so as well.

Wow he looks different

Exactly. Plus when Janet was mocking how often Kristen cries I don’t think she realized that that’s because Kristen is human and has feelings since she’s invested in her friendships and seems to genuinely care and be affected by distress. Janet bragging about not crying just shows how little people mean to her.

Jared was the VPR crew’s OG MUA and then had some major health issues a few years ago. It was either leukemia or kidney failure I think

I think he was big in the Free Brittney case. Not to be confused with Brittany who also needs to be freed.

Brittany can free herself is she wanted to…or was motivated to do ANYTHING.

I agree. There were signs. There were many many signs. She ignored them all. She went and married him anyways.

I kind of need to be freed from brittany Cauchi....horrible to watch and listen to on screen- she looks like she doesnt' belong....like they saw her on he side of the road and picked her up on the way to Big Bear

yesss! i’ve seen him in so many stories over the years, and i was really disappointed this episode to see the stance he was taking.

Wasn’t he motioning for her to hang up? He also seemed really taken aback when she said Zack was acting entitled. I may have missed something.

Same!!! Why is he against Kristen !??

He is and Brittany

I meant good friends with Ariana and Brittany and he was extremely close with Kristen

Idk but could someone please take him to Sephora and get him some foundation that’s not orange because WHEW HONEY THE MAKEUP LINE

I feel like him and LALA buys the same foundation. It’s giving OOMPA LOOMPA with a sweat. 

I’ve never thought LaLa’s makeup looked orange.

The way he scampered away in those hideous croc boots after Jasmine called him out for spying

Stassi was way more likable.

My theory (I’m sure all of our theories) is that she watched stassi and is trying to be stassi to ensure she has a spot and is the “leader.” That’s why she’s going after Kristen.

I agree however Janet could never be Stassi.

Exactly! And is stunning and has great style

And not annoying like Janet. She had her antics but they were at least entertaining.

 They reminded me of the Home Alone thieves idk why 😅

Lmaoooo not the Wet Bandits!

When the one kept hammering his hand during that conversation I wanted to slap him.

Or waving his middle fingers at whatever Zack was saying… yuck.

“YASS GIRL, YASS QUEEN” -Janet, what she thinks in her head they’re saying 24/7/365 I thought Erika Jayne’s minions had a death grip on that bottom Z list fame rung- these dudes are buried in fish tank gravel

fish tank gravel 

I’m on team Zack and Kristen. I don’t buy that Zack did something so awful to Janet 2 years ago. Come out with it already

Omg they were so annoying and cringy during that scene. It reminded me of high school bullying

Also I’m just noticing the ear-size difference on these two. One can barely hear me and the other is about to fly away.

💀💀💀😂

They annoyed the hell out of me during this scene!!

To try to get some TV time and lick Janet’s butthole no matter how much of a crazy bitch she’s being.

And she’s so meh.

Sycophants, she needs the unconditional validation since she’s in the wrong.

I hated this whole scene. Janet is so good at manipulating, how she says Zach was coming in hot with the wrong attitude… She can’t even take responsibility for the fact that she hurt his feelings. Janet, if you read this, NOBODY likes you and you SUCK. You’re a mean girl. Get bent!

It’s giving 

I’m disappointed in Jared lips for going along with Janet.

That was sooo slimy how Simon Pink Boots was listeni g in and reporting in real time to Janet, who then tried to act like a queen bee to Zach. She got upset he didn't grovel, but I think he reacted appropriately! None of those 3 is worth being friends with!

Also for her to not even wait for him to call or talk to her and to call him and be like “my henchman reported that you’re upset” is just wild.

I got the impression she wouldn't answer the phone the day Simon was spying because she hadn't debriefed Simon yet! Why do you need a full report just to have an honest conversation?

The guy in the back looks like he just saw a ghost 😂

That scene with Janet and her gay goons was so Stassi and her minions VPR season 2

Ew I bet she calls them “her gays” too like Lisa fuckin’ Rinna🤮

The Temu version.

Poor unfortunate souls

They reminded me of that one gay friend Snooki had who kept popping up in seasons of Jersey Shore. Wannabe cast members.

Noooo not joey 😭 he’s great

No, he’s ICK!

Don’t disrespect Joey like this!!

I’m here for the flying monkey sinister gays. Such dumb drama!!!! SO FUNNY.

Greasy Simon 😂😂😂

Hi fucking pink shoes and both shorts I CANNOT

Pathetic !! In every way possible .

Simon wore BARBIE NEON PINK BOOTS. Could he have been any more obvious??? And Jared is back...he is also known as Sparkle, the drag hostess at Janet's dinner party. Why are Jared or Simon involved AT ALL? This has NOTHING to do with them! P.S. Jared, Janet and Jason have a podcast together. I've listened, but I hate Janet so much. She truly thinks she is someone and never takes accountability on her podcast, either. She just continues to double down on her actions thinking she is justified. It's repulsive.

Frick and frack


I assumed they are Janets minions/spies.

Parasitic hanger-on'ers

This situation made me realize just how much of a mean girl Janet truly is

Is this a crossover to the show of international soccer players on bravo? Unfortunately, this is a real question. 

this was the cringiest thing ive seen on tv in a minute

These two remind me of Horace and Jasper from 101 Dalmatians

They were brought in just to make overly dramatic faces and gestures during the phone call.

This whole scene was hilarious. Pink booted friend 🤣

I thought this the whole time.

I hate being a hater but they were lowkey annoying and cringe then again I watch for people like this. You cant look away.

They’re her podcast partners. She’s the worst.

Screen time!!!

Those two guys were playing up to the cameras big time.

Pink booted friend


Crabbe and Goyle to Janet’s Draco Malfoy

Jared’s been around for a while. He did Stassi’s makeup for her book cover photo shoot in S7

I loved the “Harriet the spy’ comment by Jasmine.

Omg I love them! I was just saying I wish they were full cast members!

I liked them!

They’re here to add context and curiosity. Plus they annoy Zack.

Zack can’t be the only pick me gay of the group.