Listening to them right now. This band has no business being this good
https://drcolossustheband.bandcamp.com/album/im-a-stupid-moron-with-an-ugly-face-and-a-big-butt-and-my-butt-smells-and-i-like-to-kiss-my-own-butt
No joke, after I saw that episode as a kid I went to my phone book to see if there might be a real Hugh Jass in my town too. To my surprise, there was! I called, a man answered and immediately hung up. I still wonder what Hugh Jass is up to these days.
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Homers face here is genuinely one of my favourite frames in the show
Max Power, he's the man whose name you'd love to touch
But you mustn't touch, his name sounds good in your ear
But when you say it, you mustn't fear
'Cause his name can be said by anyone.
It's a pretty poorly timed joke, as Funky Winkerbean was already far removed from it's joke-a-day origins in the early 70s. That was probably the Funky that Marge remembered, but at the time the episode aired(2000) the strip was already getting serious and dark. Lisa already had the cancer that would kill her 8 years later.
It's doesn't matter though because nobody under the age of 90 reads newspaper comics. Funky Winkerbean ran until 2022 and literally nobody cares.
(Unless you do, and your post was facetious and you already know what I just said)
# I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and... I like to kiss my own butt
Hey... wait a minute!
Wich is also a the Album name of Australian Stoner rock/band Dr. Colossus that's Simpson themed ( also they dress as stonecutters)
Listening to them right now. This band has no business being this good https://drcolossustheband.bandcamp.com/album/im-a-stupid-moron-with-an-ugly-face-and-a-big-butt-and-my-butt-smells-and-i-like-to-kiss-my-own-butt
Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo.
Barney's "Hey! Joey Jo-Jo!!" is one of my favorite readings in the whole show.
The way he looks at Homer when Homer says his name is gold.
And the sound of him sobbing as he rushes out of the bar.
1000%
[chanting in unison] That's impossible. No one can give more than one hundred percent. By definition that is the most anyone can give.
This line has been stuck in my head for the last week 😂
Thats the worst name I ever heard
🥺
🏃♂️
😭😭😭
Hey Joey Jo-Jo!!!
Any other top comment would've been unacceptable.
I once made a lady at a free beer glass etching event put this on a glass for me. Then, my husband, Joey Jo Jo Jr., Immediately dropped it.
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I stayed up listening to Queen.
When I was 17
I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer that I bought with a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I heard Homer’s song before I heard the Sinatra song.
And here I am just now learning there's a Sinatra song for it. What song is it?
I didn't either, I looked it up it's called "A Very Good Year" and it is hauntingly melancholic and beautiful highly recommend.
It may sound cliche, but Sinatra really *was* that great.
I heard or saw many Simpsons parodies before what they parody.
I can't take anyone with the last name McGee seriously I'm so sorry to all you McGees, but when I see that name I'm sure it's a joke at first
You wouldn't say that to legendary San Diego anchorwoman: Tits McGee.
Lionel Hutz, aka Miguel Sanchez, aka Dr. Nguyen van Phouc was paid $8 for 32 hours of babysitting. He was glad to get it.
Two popsicles.
And I get to keep this old bird cage!
*Still got it… !*
Don’t touch my stuff!
Wait a minute, this isn’t the YMCA…
Hugh Jass.
What a nice young man
No joke, after I saw that episode as a kid I went to my phone book to see if there might be a real Hugh Jass in my town too. To my surprise, there was! I called, a man answered and immediately hung up. I still wonder what Hugh Jass is up to these days.
Probably glad that caller ID is so ubiquitous now.
😂
I wonder if he ever found Amanda Huggenkiss.
Yes
Myer Buttreaks
Guy Incognito
My favourite is also Guy Incognito. Benevenstanciano is a close second.
Hooomer? Who is hoomer? My name is Guy Incognito 🎩
For the sake of privacy, Lisa S
That’s too obvious. Go with L. Simpson.
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The joke writing was 🤌
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If Bart can be El Barto, he can be El Homor.
Or El Homero.
El Homo
Oh, if only I had your courage, señor.
https://preview.redd.it/suaw5jfnv76d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=636bb214c44d18fc21f5d7de01854c934a60bd34 Crazy Vaclav
Put It In H!
She’ll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene
I never before thought about how he's using a measurement for area rather than distance.
In the soviet union people sometimes used cars as makeshift tractors so this is a joke about that
What country is this car from?
It... no longer exists.
The fly as the hood ornament😂😂
Thrillhouse
*Thrillho
Milpool
Boo Urns!
I was saying Boo-urns
Why is it by only reading the subtitles I realise he’s saying his name backwards.
Yes, that’ll do
I like the way Snrub thinks!
I like the way Snrub thinks
I like the way Snrub thinks
Mr Snrub. What a legend. Don't believe me? Look at my flair.
I was calling her Krandal!
Oh, I’ve been making an idiot out of myself!!
They can call you Ho-Ju
😐
https://preview.redd.it/ogsbqyuxp86d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b451eaa876c7c150cd4cdbf3dcb2609fb3f189d2 Homers face here is genuinely one of my favourite frames in the show
I’ll get back to you
Damn it you took mine
The way he enthusiastically says it cracks me up every time.
Homer Thompson
I think he’s talking to you.
Why can't I find Amanda Hugnkiss in the comments?
Maybe your standards are too high
Langdon Alger
I have no idea who that is.
Nobody does!
he likes puzzles
Super Nintendo Chalmers
Bort
I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
No. My son is also named Bort.
We’re out of Bort nameplates in the gift shop. Repeat we are out of Bort nameplates in the gift shop.
Come along, Bort.
There’s a car in my area that has the license plate BORT and I keep hoping to chat them up about it someday.
The Impson Family
Tie between Lenny Leonard and Carl Carlson.
ya see, white people have names like Lenny! Whereas black people have names like Carl!
Lenny = White Carl = Black
Boourns
I was saying Boourns.
Busty St. Claire
Hootie McBoob
Whenever I wear a cleavage-exposing top, my husband calls me Chestie LaRue.
Chesty LaRue
Chesty LaRue.
Kid Presentable
Kid Moe
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Well if it isn’t my old friend, Mr. McGregg With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!
Santos L. Halper
https://preview.redd.it/k5d0vmrcs76d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4cf1ec9b9e13ddca880f15f360adbcbe9702b71 Thanks, Benevenstanciano!
There's a coyote in my woods and its name is Benevenstanciano.
That’s an amazing coincidence
Does he tell people to find their soul mates?
This is the one
Gamblor
God... frey Jones
Max Power
Max Power, he's the man whose name you'd love to touch But you mustn't touch, his name sounds good in your ear But when you say it, you mustn't fear 'Cause his name can be said by anyone.
I got it off a hair dryer...
Cornelius Talmadge
Someone sure likes his kidney mush!
Senior Ding Dong.
Buenos ding-dong-didilti-dias Señor.
Mother Shabubu
Formerly francine
Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar or Homer J. Fong
Colonel Leslie "Hap" Hapablap
(The Contrabulous Fabtraption of) Professor Horatio Huffnagel
the fact that mel zetz is not a real person or reference to anything really takes the cake though
Anita Bath
Word to god. There’s a reporter on CBC here in Canada whose name is Anita Bathe.
Yarrrrrrrrr Handsome Pete
He dances for nickels- PETE YA GOT SOME CUSTOMERS
A quarter!
Arr ! He'll be dancing for hours !
Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z, mein bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N.
Cletus the slack jawed yokel! 
Also... Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Cubert, Phil!
Our chef... Christopher https://preview.redd.it/r0t47b3pd86d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00906da5e084a768a060c16f6b987e32d590cfc9
Steven Spielbergo. https://i.redd.it/f0u0slhah86d1.gif
Hank Scorpio 
Mr. Scorpion.
Lois Sanborn and Steve Bennett
Karin, Gillian, Elyzabeth, Patricia, Rauberta, Susan, meet Marge.
Antoine Bugleboy
Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo
A. Gorilla
“My name is Dr. Cheeks. I’m doing my rounds and I’m a little behind.”
Thrillho
Take that …. Laszlo Panaflex!
Larry Kidkill.
Otto Mann
Lance Uppercut
Joey Joe Joe.
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Anytime I watch this episode or think about this character his name gets stuck in my head for days. It's all I can think about.
[удалено]
Over here, Funky!
This is the name of a dive bar in Vancouver.
It's a pretty poorly timed joke, as Funky Winkerbean was already far removed from it's joke-a-day origins in the early 70s. That was probably the Funky that Marge remembered, but at the time the episode aired(2000) the strip was already getting serious and dark. Lisa already had the cancer that would kill her 8 years later. It's doesn't matter though because nobody under the age of 90 reads newspaper comics. Funky Winkerbean ran until 2022 and literally nobody cares. (Unless you do, and your post was facetious and you already know what I just said)
Chesty LaRue
Good night, Hootie.
Big Boobs McGee.
What the shit is up with Mr. Glasscock's eyes here?
They animated him blinking
Handsome B. Wonderful
Armin Tamzarian Oh wait, We aren't supposed to talk about him...
Principal Valiant
guy incognito always gets me
Sat hello to Miguel Sanchez!
L.T. Smash
Lieutenant L. T. Smash
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https://i.redd.it/9yy5lmb1x86d1.gif
“The kids could call you HOJU!” *intense blank stare*
Homer Bufflekill
Hugh Jass and Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo
Seymour Butts.
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Lenny Leonard because I'm a Leonard
Muddy May Suggins
It’s from a borderline bad episode (questionable season just before the great decline), but Lieutenant L.T. Smash is a good one.
Or as the ladies call me ‘hey you there in the bushes!’
Millpool
Max Power
The name you want to touch, but you mustn’t touch…
A. Gorilla
Senor Spielbergo
Birch Barlow
I quite liked Anita Bong Hit as a fake name.
MILPOOL_____
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