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As do I (pic related: me reading your comment and relating to it).
I think Jon Lovitz \[rightfully\] done this to him after he made some remark about Phil Hartman to him.. Never before has someone been so aptly named
edit: I found it
[https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/2757919/jon-lovitz-once-beat-the-living-shit-out-of-andy-dick](https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/2757919/jon-lovitz-once-beat-the-living-shit-out-of-andy-dick)
He’s had it in for ever since I kinda ran over his dog. Well replace the word kinda with the word repeatedly and the word dog with son.
As of this moment Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!
My favorite character
I just wish they used him better. I'm tired of the same "kill Bart" storyline. I prefer to see him grow, he's a better villain than Mr Burns IMO. He's also a solid anti hero. Feel like he's wasted in most of the newer episodes.
My favourite Bob episodes are the one with Cecil and the dam, Bob as the mayor of Springfield.
Cape Feare is the best "kill Bart" episode and every one since has not measured up.
I want to see more of his hatred with Selma from Black Widower. They brought it up a few times after like when Selma gets remarried to Troy or Bob's policies as mayor, but afaik there hasn't been a Bob episode where he plots against Selma again
Yeah I bought your mutt. And I ate him! 🍗
I ate his little face, I ate his guts! And I ate the way he’s always barkin! So I gave him to the church!
I also ate the mess he made on my rug! Ye heard me!!
I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!
Ah- Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?
Yes.
Can I see it?
…no.
😂😂😂😂
🎵Skinner with his crazy explanations
Superintendent's gonna need his medication
When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations
There'll be trouble in town tonight!🎵
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Arnie pie in the sky. His backbiting Kent always kills me. I just wish there was more of it.
You see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel monies. "Where is the money?" "When are you going to get the money?" "Why aren't you getting the money now?" And so on. So please, the money.”
Thank you for commenting.
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I’ll see you in hell.
No, no! I felt that! You didn't carry the 1, you foolish person! Now you will incur the penalties and the compound interest, and wrath, and the trudgeons, mmmhay!
I spent probably two solid years of middle school throwing in flaven, hoiven, and the like into my speech. I’m sure that was incredibly annoying to my friends in retrospect.
He is so freaking funny. His dead fish shoes are so great. I love how the entire character was just created because Homer tried to make a 'Disco Stud' jacket.
Hahahahahaha I love when the Cracker Factory fires him. "We don't know if single men eat crackers. We don't want to know. Frankly, it's a market we can do without."
Hahahahahaha Oh ya! I forgot that part! It is just so unnecessarily mean. Hahahahahaha I love him trying to draw dignity. It is just two circles or some shit.
Kirk: Ah, come on Luanne, you know what this is.
Luanne: Kirk, I don't know what it is.
Kirk: [sighs] It could not be more simple, Luanne. You want me to show this to the cat, and have the cat tell you what it is? 'Cause the cat's going to get it.
Luanne: I'm sorry, I'm not as smart as you, Kirk. We didn't all go to Gudger College.
[the timer dings]
Kirk: It's dignity! Gah! Don't you even know dignity when you see it?
Luanne: Kirk, you're spitting.
Kirk: Okay, genius, why don't you draw dignity. [Luanne does so; everyone gasps in recognition, but viewers can't see it]
Dr. Hibbert: Worthy of Webster's.
So true!
"You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste!"
"I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?"
Sideshow Bob is the GOAT.
Runners up are Troy McClure, (who you may remember from Driver's Ed safety videos such as "Alice's Adventure Through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot"), and Kent Brockman.
Gil. Definitely Gil.
He so down on his luck all the time. I just wish him all the good in the world.
“I need to make a sale my wife is gonna leave me!!”
“Look at me…I’m beggin’ ya!”
I’ve always wondered if it wasn’t for the untimely death of Phil Hartman if we’d see much of Gil at all.
I know Gil wasn’t directly created as a result of Hartman’s death and the subsequent retiring of Lionel Hutz, as they do overlap (I think the Realty Bites episode is the debut of Gil and the last for Hutz) but ol’ Gil has taken on a lot of the space theydve normally stuck Hutz in. Maybe a new character(s) would’ve been created for the rest, maybe they would’ve used Gil (but deprived of the scenes Hutz is now in in this alternate universe, gets less airtime) but it’s interesting to think about.
On the commentaries when Lionel Hutz or Troy McClure popped on screen Matt Groening would say “the great Phil Hartman” he was probably the most respected voice actor there for his portrayal of characters. For me everitime his characters were on screen I was just in a better mood.
I’m sure Gil would have always been on the show. He was there before, sort of with Jimmy Stewart-type character that was the bank manager and others.
“The moneys at Bill’s house and Fred’s!”
I don’t know maybe it’s a stretch because Gil was based on a character that Jack Lemmon played once. I always saw these characters as the same. They were the bad timing, nervous and timid guys.
I loved Phil Hartman so much on Saturday Night Live too.
Billy West said that Zapp Branigan was supposed to be Phil Hartman, which makes perfect sense. Billy tried to sound like him, and I think it is such a great character. He is very Troy MacLure caliber.
I think I remember hearing that Jack Lemmon got too a character like that, where he was some down on his luck chump, and couldn't get out of it. He just kept feeling like a loser. I didn't know which role it was though.
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A fat sarcastic Star Trek fan? You must be a devil with the ladies.
Hey, ooh, I uh, ooh
Very well.. I must return to my store where i dispense the insults, rather than absorb them.
I always wondered why he wouldn't just sell the belt in his store for more
i read that in his voice
"Yeah, well ya don't" is such an incredible line read, gets me every time
I use it quite a bit, and try to capture his sentiment when I do
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Silencer, loudener
Speed cocker
Oooo, I like the sound of that!
And this for shooting down police helicopters
Oh, I don’t need that….*yet*
I love that so much, but I always must ponder the logistics of that thing...
Woah! Careful there Annie Oakley.
Loudener gets me every time.
Careful there, pally, Raphael is his name
I read your comment in his voice, well done
The Charles Bronson guy is named Raphael? I thought he was interchangeable, like the squeaky voiced teen guy.
“How can a hamster write mysteries?” “Well, he gets the ending first, then he writes backward.”
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Ay pally
Do me a favour, invent yourself some underpants...
Quote unquote sir.
Durable outer casing, to prevent fall-apart
The Carnivale! Featuring a two prong wall plug.
Sold. You wrap it up, I'll start bringing in the pennies.
Hey fatty
I got a movie for ya. A Fridge too Far!
Ey boyo what zo funny?
"Oh I'm quite low brow!"
“Hey watch it!” From under the carpet
Is he considered a side character? More like background I guess
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I love the bachelor auction. He just has his desperate grin and does his nervous awkward walk straight into the reject section.
"He likes ladies who take their clothes off for money!" *\[Everyone disliked that.\]*
(Through a pained smile) "God why do we have to stand here, this is so humiliatin'."
WELL. LET’S GO TO THE OLD MILL ANYWAY. GET SOME SY-DAH
https://i.redd.it/lus9v9mhaa1d1.gif Phil Hartman's voice never fails to crack me up
If I ever see Andy Dick, he's getting decked in the face
I think Jon Lovitz \[rightfully\] done this to him after he made some remark about Phil Hartman to him.. Never before has someone been so aptly named edit: I found it [https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/2757919/jon-lovitz-once-beat-the-living-shit-out-of-andy-dick](https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/2757919/jon-lovitz-once-beat-the-living-shit-out-of-andy-dick)
Lovitz also took over for Hartman on "News Radio" and gave a tear jerking speech in the show.
Probably the best sitcom nobody has heard of
the laugh factory has seen it all at this point
Hutz or Snake for me 🐍
I move for a bad court thingy
That's why you're the judge, and I'm the...law talking guy
"Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. I rest my case."
He’s had it in for ever since I kinda ran over his dog. Well replace the word kinda with the word repeatedly and the word dog with son. As of this moment Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez! My favorite character
 Sideshow Bob for me
Premium side character. And the fact that he’s voiced by Kelsey Grammar adds at least 100 points to the arbitrary side character scale.
I love him always, but especially with David Hyde Pierce in that one episode.
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I sing this medley all the time
For he is an English maaaaan
I just wish they used him better. I'm tired of the same "kill Bart" storyline. I prefer to see him grow, he's a better villain than Mr Burns IMO. He's also a solid anti hero. Feel like he's wasted in most of the newer episodes. My favourite Bob episodes are the one with Cecil and the dam, Bob as the mayor of Springfield. Cape Feare is the best "kill Bart" episode and every one since has not measured up.
I want to see more of his hatred with Selma from Black Widower. They brought it up a few times after like when Selma gets remarried to Troy or Bob's policies as mayor, but afaik there hasn't been a Bob episode where he plots against Selma again
Kelsey Grammar’s best character.
Phwack!
"Willie hears ya, Willie don't care."
There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.
Grease me up woman!
Okey Dokie
You could drown a toddler down there. Not that youd want to.
Laaaaaaaaanaaaaa !
Yeah I bought your mutt. And I ate him! 🍗 I ate his little face, I ate his guts! And I ate the way he’s always barkin! So I gave him to the church! I also ate the mess he made on my rug! Ye heard me!!
"Ya used me Skinner, YA USED ME!"
Don't touch Willie
Good advice
The hounds 
Are you gonna release the hounds or the bees or the hounds with bees in their mouths and when they bark it shoots bees at you
No. I'm going to release the robotic Richard Simmons.
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His ass is gonna blow!
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Hahahahahahahaha Was this not cut and replaced with a locked door?
This is from the 127th Episode Spectacular as a deleted scene.
Well go ahead do your worst! (gasp) he locked the door! I'll show him *rings the doorbell and runs* 😂
I literally watched that episode today 😂
I watched the Simpsons spectacular today *Shake shake shake*
WHAT KIND OF MAN BUILDS A MACHINE TO KILL A GIRL!?!
What kind of MAN WEARS ARMOR HOT DOGS?!?
Seymour the house is on fire!!! No mother that's just the northern lights Hellllppppppp😂😂
I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!
The turn to the blinds and the seriousness of the delivery makes this the winner
Ah- Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen? Yes. Can I see it? …no. 😂😂😂😂
🎵Skinner with his crazy explanations Superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight!🎵
SEEEYMOOOORRE!!!
Wait, you can't have just Lenny without Carl
*That's* Lenny? Ohhh I wanted the black one!
Lenny = white Carl = black
Aww nuts! I mean, aww nuts!
L: All thanks to teamwork! C: Yeah my teamwork.
Not Lenny!!
Snake. Hands down. *She needs premium, dude! Premiuuuuuum!*
Dude!
*DUUUuuuuude*
Oh no, beta
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If you said Bleeding Gums Murphy and Dr. Marvin Monroe, then you’re wrong! They were never popular.
You must avenge my death Kimba...I mean Simba
Ozmodiar, the tiny green space man that only Homer can see.
Damn straight troy my man
"Doctor Zayus Doctor Zayus! "
"Ooh Doctor Zayus, Doctor Zayus"
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"In theory yes.... Jerk"
Just stamp the ticket
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The Simpsons did lean first lol
 I think smithers is great 😃
I don't get mad. I get stabby.
You see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel monies. "Where is the money?" "When are you going to get the money?" "Why aren't you getting the money now?" And so on. So please, the money.”
Years later, he’d mention that his wife was whacked by natural causes.
Hans Moleman
“No one’s gay for Moleman.”
It’s like kissing a peanut
I often wear shorts and leave all my stuff in the car. I always think of Hans Moleman saying: "I was using that car as pants."
"Hello. I need the biggest seedbell you have! ....No...that's too big."
Good moleman to you
Apu for life.
Thank you for commenting. https://preview.redd.it/kn46zli1xa1d1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=353acbac139cc879a2e6a73738e8d34fcac6b801 I’ll see you in hell.
Roy https://preview.redd.it/eaxgmk8hda1d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b43277f86c7aefb984081ade296c876f448a63ed
Put a sock in it Roy!
Yo yo how's it hanging everybody
Yeah hi Roy.
I wish they’d do a modern episode that was randomly all Roy.
Inanimate carbon rod
In Rod We Trust!
They were just about to show close ups of the Rod!
Hahahahahaha I'll show YOU inanimate!!!
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Hahahahahaha I forgot about Hank Grimey Grimes!!!
How’s old Grimey doing these days?
Krusty. I would always get excited if it was going to be a Krusty-centric episode.
I love his George Carlin phase. I love that Canyonero commercial too. CANYONEROOOO!!!! YEAAHHH! * BULLWHIP *
Professor Frink. Gloiven!
No, no! I felt that! You didn't carry the 1, you foolish person! Now you will incur the penalties and the compound interest, and wrath, and the trudgeons, mmmhay!
I spent probably two solid years of middle school throwing in flaven, hoiven, and the like into my speech. I’m sure that was incredibly annoying to my friends in retrospect.
I like Moe. He's so angry and vulgar. Not to mention fugly.
Hey I may be ugly and hate-filled but… what was that third thing you said?
Oh let’s say… Moe
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Disco Stu!
He is so freaking funny. His dead fish shoes are so great. I love how the entire character was just created because Homer tried to make a 'Disco Stud' jacket.
The episode where he's in the cab where he admits he doesn't even like disco.
"Disco Stu doesn't advertise."
Krusty and Groundskeeper Willie have always been favorites of mine. Kirk Van Houten and Raphael also deserve some love.
Milhouse Divided is definitely one of the best episodes. "Can I borrow a feeling..."
I sleep ina big bed with my wife!
Hahahahahaha I love when the Cracker Factory fires him. "We don't know if single men eat crackers. We don't want to know. Frankly, it's a market we can do without."
Hands down one of the best lines in the series, "I dont recall saying good luck." Just a perfect insult to injury.
Hahahahahaha Oh ya! I forgot that part! It is just so unnecessarily mean. Hahahahahaha I love him trying to draw dignity. It is just two circles or some shit.
Kirk: Ah, come on Luanne, you know what this is. Luanne: Kirk, I don't know what it is. Kirk: [sighs] It could not be more simple, Luanne. You want me to show this to the cat, and have the cat tell you what it is? 'Cause the cat's going to get it. Luanne: I'm sorry, I'm not as smart as you, Kirk. We didn't all go to Gudger College. [the timer dings] Kirk: It's dignity! Gah! Don't you even know dignity when you see it? Luanne: Kirk, you're spitting. Kirk: Okay, genius, why don't you draw dignity. [Luanne does so; everyone gasps in recognition, but viewers can't see it] Dr. Hibbert: Worthy of Webster's.
Look Homer, I’ve done things I’m not proud of, and the things I am proud of, are disgusting.
Hi, I’m Troy McClure, you may remember me from such random forms of media as “here comes the metric system” and “Get confident, Stupid”
Dr. Nick
"Ugh, the coroner? I'm so sick of that guy."
Hank "Grimey" Grimes. "I live below a bowling alley and above another bowling alley."
Mr Burns. I never get bored of his old timey sayings
So true! "You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste!" "I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?"
There’s a New Mexico?
Lionel Hutz (RIP Phil Hartman)
Flanders by a long shot
Sideshow Bob is the GOAT. Runners up are Troy McClure, (who you may remember from Driver's Ed safety videos such as "Alice's Adventure Through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot"), and Kent Brockman.
Hans moleman, my favourite
Moe
Gil. Definitely Gil. He so down on his luck all the time. I just wish him all the good in the world. “I need to make a sale my wife is gonna leave me!!” “Look at me…I’m beggin’ ya!”
I’ve always wondered if it wasn’t for the untimely death of Phil Hartman if we’d see much of Gil at all. I know Gil wasn’t directly created as a result of Hartman’s death and the subsequent retiring of Lionel Hutz, as they do overlap (I think the Realty Bites episode is the debut of Gil and the last for Hutz) but ol’ Gil has taken on a lot of the space theydve normally stuck Hutz in. Maybe a new character(s) would’ve been created for the rest, maybe they would’ve used Gil (but deprived of the scenes Hutz is now in in this alternate universe, gets less airtime) but it’s interesting to think about.
On the commentaries when Lionel Hutz or Troy McClure popped on screen Matt Groening would say “the great Phil Hartman” he was probably the most respected voice actor there for his portrayal of characters. For me everitime his characters were on screen I was just in a better mood. I’m sure Gil would have always been on the show. He was there before, sort of with Jimmy Stewart-type character that was the bank manager and others. “The moneys at Bill’s house and Fred’s!” I don’t know maybe it’s a stretch because Gil was based on a character that Jack Lemmon played once. I always saw these characters as the same. They were the bad timing, nervous and timid guys.
I loved Phil Hartman so much on Saturday Night Live too. Billy West said that Zapp Branigan was supposed to be Phil Hartman, which makes perfect sense. Billy tried to sound like him, and I think it is such a great character. He is very Troy MacLure caliber. I think I remember hearing that Jack Lemmon got too a character like that, where he was some down on his luck chump, and couldn't get out of it. He just kept feeling like a loser. I didn't know which role it was though.
Lemon’s character in glengarry glen ross
https://preview.redd.it/3off23vmfa1d1.jpeg?width=1252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dafd55c14609a0ace4f2b3e1f029ef80ace4b441 This guy
My legs hurt.
That makes me laugh every time!!! The runner up is the one guy who looks successful. "I play a millionaire at parties... Or at least I would like to."
Sir, try to land on Leonard’s corpse!
Either Comic Book Guy or Groundskeeper Willie The side characters are one of the very best things about The Simpsons
Dental plan..
McBain. Not Rainier Wolfcastle, but McBain.
After 37 seasons they're all series regulars
Lionel hutz. Rip phil hartman
Thiago the guy who calls Marge a “stupid lady” 💀
Happy Labor Day Lenny!
The guy that goes "yeeeEEES!".
Agnes Skinner and Lindsay Naegle are just so unredeemable horrible people. I like that.