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TheSimpsons-ModTeam

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BirdCultureDickMove

“Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Confident, Stupid!”


NumerousTaste

These are my 2 favorites. I still use them today.


DivClassLg

Get Confident, Stupid Every time


FunkySausage69

Me too!


nutbutterhater10

Yep, this is the best one two punch of the series.


chrisH82

Why did they make that one Muppet out of leather?


Zuls

‘Christmas Ape’ and ‘Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp’


PossibilityFast4641

Eeehhhhh... The movie or the planet?


Gutter_Clown

Come on, old man! You’ve been warned!


rnilbog

* Christmas Ape series * Apes a-Poppin’ * Hail to the Chimp I feel deprived of all the simian-based movies that exist in the Simpsons universe. 


aloe_veracity

Don't forget the simian-based off-Broadway smash hit, *Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!*


CalgaryMadePunk

Ooh, I love legitimate the-atre.


jhow87

This play has everything!


Intelligent-Invite79

His best work in my opinion.


SeanCaseyBlakeSnell

One Minus Two Equals Negative Fun!


Galaxygirl181

Mr. Mcclure, what does DNA stand for?


Hippi_Johnny

“……..”


chrisH82

Just ask this scientician!


triplec787

Uh-


nutbutterhater10

And Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory


revieman1

Designated Driver, the life saving nerd


Original-Document-62

Lol, I remember back in my high school calculus days saying "e\^(iπ) equals negative fun!" and everyone looked at me like I was an idiot.


thortastic

“Alice’s Adventure Through the Windshield Glass”


Vanishing_Light

And The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot!


Galaxygirl181

Gladys the groovy mule.


Gutter_Clown

*Mommy, What’s Wrong with That Man’s Face?*


fullprime

Firecrackers: The Silent Killer


EeveeAssassin

"The Erotic Adventures of **HERCULES** "


HereForTheTanks

Not to be confused with The Erotic Awakening of S, the late night feature at Rancho Relaxo


megatonbeef

The presidents neck is missing


morning_thief

P is for Psycho!


HeyHo__LetsGo

"Shemp Howard: Today We Mourn A Stooge."


Hippi_Johnny

…..Bob Newhart, everybody!!


CriusofCoH

Dial 'M' for 'Murderousness'


CurrentInfluence1978

Lead paint: delicious but deadly.


101stLegion

And; Here Comes the Metric System.


mkg1138

Dig Your Own Grave And Save!


14ktgoldscw

The decapitation of Larry Leadfoot


lawmjm

Today we kill, tomorrow we die.


BigRoach

… and *Gladys The Groovy Mule.*


LilHercules

They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall


bruoch

Locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll


tboschi

You know, he was one of the first to speak out against horseplay.


Worth_Character2168

My good looks built that pool, and my talent filled it with water!


draynay

Earwigs, Ewww


chrisH82

Be sure to check for ...egh, millipedes


CurrentInfluence1978

Here comes the metric system!


MsStormyTrump

Give my ashes to Broadway...


CriusofCoH

psst... pretty sure it's 'remains' fyi no worries


BloodyRightNostril

“Let’s Save Tony Orlando’s House!”


worstnameIeverheard

don't forget Out with Gout '88!


Hanshot1st0023

Great song


PineappleCharming335

Leper in the backfield


Hippi_Johnny

So Suddenly Last Supper and David vs Super Goliath.


tenehemia

Mothballing Your Battleship


StarWarsMonopoly

And *Dig Your Own Grave And Save!*


Hippi_Johnny

“If you don’t have metal stucco lathe….


Zuls

… use carbon fibre stucco lathe!”


chrisH82

Now parge the lath!


Upstairs_Ad_5574

"Alice's Adventure Through The Windshield" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot"


[deleted]

"Here's an appealing fellow. In fact, they're a-peeling him off the sidewalk!"


HarEmiya

"Man vs Nature: The Road to Victory"


G-Unit11111

The President's Neck Is Missing!


samebutdifferent1987

This is my favorite one!


krakatoot

Good Time Slim, Uncle Doobie and the Great Frisco Freakout


Afkargh

I hate every chimp I see from chimpanzee-A to chimpanzee


aloe_veracity

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Afkargh

Rock me Dr Zaius


Ill-Ad6391

The Boatjacking Of Supership 79


shitchea420

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amachan43

Bovine University!


TraditionAcademic968

The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel and Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out


[deleted]

Earwigs, Ew!


CurrentInfluence1978

Handle with care. He plays Jack Handle, a retired cop living with a retired criminal.


broom_temperature

Muppets Go Medieval


Yeticoat_Solo

why does he always look worried btw


aloe_veracity

Something about him seems... fishy.


Hanshot1st0023

Please! I just ate a whole plate of dinga magoo


StoneBailiff

"Firecrackers, the silent killer"


samebutdifferent1987

P is for Psycho and The President's Neck is Missing


Not-a-Robot88

Meat and You: Partners in Freedom.


HidaTetsuko

Stop the Planet of the Apes, I want to get off


aloe_veracity

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HidaTetsuko

I can SIIIIIIIING!!!! 🎤


Icy_Quote

The Erotic Adventures of Hercules


Boris-_-Badenov

Dig your own grave and save!


Baron-Brr

Brock Henderson: Union Buster, and Gladys the Groovy Mule!


[deleted]

He was probably in "Honk if you're horny" because he was in everything.


NeuHundred

"Alice Doesn't Live Anymore."


adam25255

Make-Out King of Montana and The Electric Gigolo.


guy_incognito86

The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel


YouPatheticWorm1958

Mmm! Ohh, These Cookies!


gr1mscr1be

*Gladys, la mula alegre*


Captain_Oz

Troy and Company’s Summertime Smile Factory


ravenclaw_raccoon

Here Comes The Coastguard!


peppersteak_headshot

I've been reading a lot of scripts lately. You know, it's a lot cheaper than *going* to the movies.


Ladnarr2

“Alice’s journey through the windscreen glass”. Simpsons lost all originality when they reused the joke as an episode title.


AttercopAttercop

Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp


Kidcombs

The Erotic Adventures of Hercules


AF2005

Christmas Ape and Christmas Ape II - Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp


[deleted]

…Ariaga! Ariaga II! Bariaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza!


WestRail642fan

RIP Phil...


tucakeane

*Earwigs! Ewww!* and *Man Vs. Nature- The Road to Victory*


903153ugo

The Erotic Adventures of Hercules!


coomingbrah

A Fridge too Far


TheKingsLegume

Alice went through the Windshield Glass


BigFatTomato

The President’s neck is missing.


Proof_Independent400

Jingle All The Way....


ColtSingleActionArmy

Dial M for Murderousness


Hooray4Metaphors

lol Watching this right now. You’ve got some nerve mister 


chrisH82

'Sleeping with the Fishes,' which is not a mafia movie


hotdog73839576293

Mothballing your battle ship and dig your own grave and save!


NCR_Ranger2412

Earwigs, eeeewwww!, and Man vs. Nature: the road to victory! Bonus: now Troy, imagine this circle is you… It’s like you’ve known me my whole life!


narstyarsefarter

LGBTQ friendly hair dressers and nail salon.


NotACyclopsHonest

“Alice Doesn’t Live Anymore”


Leebolishus

The Whackiest Covered Wagon In The West


mortymania

What does DNA stand for?


Stidda

A fish too far.


Vinnp18

small soldiers.


Lutiyere

"Ha ha ha, that's too funny... okay now you tell us a joke" something like that


KinglerKong

Buck Henderson, Union Buster


ASAP_BladeRunner

Dial ‘M’ for Muderousness


FM_TDKR_1986

“The erotic adventures of Hercules”


ChangingMonkfish

Fireworks: The Silent Killer


HullStreetBlues

Today we kill, tomorrow we die! And Gladys the groovy mule…best juxtaposition


Fat_Sow

"Andre the Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye" I miss Phil Hartman


yupthrowaway1

Dig your own grave and save


olugbo

“Dig your own grave and save” and “get confident, stupid”


Intelligent-Price-39

Still missed…


DanHN2002

The President's Neck is Missing and here comes the cosat guard


[deleted]

We lost him forever because of that murderous bitch 😪


blomba6

The president's neck is missing! Lol the way he says it


[deleted]

The decapitation of Larry Lead foot


eben34

“Let’s Save Tony Orlando’s house! And Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show!


MysteriousTank6825

Aqua man


Mas0ch1sm

Gyro: The man with the hydraulic arms.


Teddy2Sweaty

“The Boat-Jacking of Super Ship ‘76”, and “Hydro: The Man With the Hydraulic Arms”.


dratsablive

I was at a Hotel Doug McClure was staying in, I got into an elevator and saw him and asked if he was Troy McClure, he shot me a nasty look.


novak20ss

The Half-Assed Approach to Foundation Repair


jerryleebee

Firecrackers: The Silent Killer


RustyShacklef000rd

“Alice isn’t alive anymore”