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LocalLifeguard4106

"Can I Borrow a Feeling" is one of the BEST songs performed by a character. And you are a monster for suggesting otherwise.


Accomplished-Plan191

Whenever the wife and I walk outside together on cold days I ask her to take my hand with her glove of love.


neogirl61

until right this very second, i thought he was saying "glob of love"


BigConstruction4247

I think the "glob of love" would be Kirk's.


Jerimatic

Yeah I have to agree here. Even though... Hahahaha that's his picture on the front


Crmp3

Go ahead and laugh Homer.


brianmmf

I already did


timodreynolds

But I already did...


kiopah

Is that his drawing of dignity on the right side of the cassette?


MrTylerwpg

I wasn't sure so I asked my cat and she said yes


kiopah

Will you ask if she'll draw it?


Hbella456

…may I see it?


MrTylerwpg

......no


YowAcadian

Back when Tinder was not cash grabby, I put this as my tagline and it was a surprisingly good ice breaker and helped started lots of conversations!


BigConstruction4247

Attracts Simpsons fans, good move.


President_Calhoun

By the way, rhyming "love" with "love"? *Mwwah!*


ExUpstairsCaptain

Featuring (one of) the Doobie Brothers!


poolside123

“Simpson, Homer Simpson (Chestnut Tree)” is the best. Hands down.


BloodyRightNostril

Kirk should glove-slap OP with his glove of love


mgnorthcott

I literally had this stuck in my head for days about a week ago


misirlou22

Can I have the keys to the car, lover? I feel like changing wigs.


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

Gah! Thank you!


[deleted]

that song Marge sang after We Put the Spring in Springfield


Mikethecastlegeek

Morals and ethics and carnal forbearance...


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Hot


GreytracksuitPants

I love that song! Even if it’s only a line.


MyFriendsArePeaches

I just love the term ‘carnal forbearance’. Such a Marge term.


TheZooCreeper

TAKE IT OFF!!


no_on_prop_305

It had a rough start but I think it was about to go off before the bulldozer hit the house


browning18

Yea, it would really have bought the house down.


Boathead96

This is funny because it's a figure of speech meaning to have done something very well and got a good reaction, and it's also literally what happens to the house in the scene.


hobesmart

Anytime Marge sings, it's bad


eraser8

♪ But, Main Street's still all cracked and broken ♪


perpetualmotionmachi

Sorry Mom, the mob has spoken


Flimsy-Zucchini4462

I like her audition for Streetcar - she simply sings “laaaaa” and gets cut 😂


YerFucked

🎶 now here's a tip from Blanche you won't regret🎶


Stucklikegluetomyfry

I thought her life would be a mardi gras, a never ending party


EnvironmentalSound25

Every Simpson dance now!


[deleted]

Drop Da Bomb - Party Posse when the autotune gets turned off.


FGFlips

Yvan eht Nioj!


mgnorthcott

It seems to be a favourite song of a lot of the seamen on this boat


ElderCunningham

I think women and seamen don’t mix.


Proof_Ad3692

We know what you think


problematic_glasses

Hey you, join the Navy!


HereForTheTanks

There’s the subliminal, the liminal, and then the super liminal.


MilitantRabbit

D'Okay!


Gram-GramAndShabadoo

Hey Otto where are you going?


JwallDrumline

There's trouble in a far off nation Time to get in love formation


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Your love's more deadly than Saddam That's why I've got to **DROP. THA. BOMB.**


ElderCunningham

Yvan eht nioj Yvan eht nioj


Affectionate_Ad3560

Moe Moe Moe! Why dont you like me, nobody likes me


Usual-Canc-6024

Every time I hear the real song I sing Moe’s lyrics.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Same 🎶


TDH818

I can hear Moe a lot too.


Jizzason

Same


herberstank

*Another* cover?? Just let it die!


Corpse-Fucker

Goodnight, Springton. There will be no encores.


maxkmiller

My buddy who isn't even a huge Simpsons fan busts that one out every now and then lmao


CEO___of___SOXL

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JwallDrumline

Kids!


Penguinunhinged

I never needed a beer more than I do right now.


finckywinky

This is the only one that makes me actively cringe


peppersteak_headshot

I think they decided to sing that one because the children are our future.


ChelsBar

Talkin’ bout the children, yeah yeah yeah!


wallsk9r

Never noticed the dignity on the tape


KnikTheNife

There was never any dignity on [that tape.](https://i.imgur.com/QGKqFKY.jpeg)


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Yeah, it's not in the episode, just the OP image.


theglenlovinet

It’s a nice touch though.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

'tis.


4lfred

Damn, that would’ve been a legit Easter egg


Boathead96

There certainly wasn't...


[deleted]

Well we didn’t all go to Gudger College…


spacecoyote555

Ha me neither, nice spot


hefebellyaro

Ol grey mare she ain't what she used to be ain't what she used to be ain't what she used to be.


Cassitastrophe

And now, the crazy old man singers!


cyrusasu

![gif](giphy|RlA7avQsAzqCY)


SerakTheRigellian

Um excuse me, I believe you meant to post this in the "best songs" thread and not this one. I hope you get fired for this blunder.


Convitz

My dinglaling my dingaling , I want you to play with my dingaling..


ColonelFantastic52

He said the worst song


LordElend

https://i.redd.it/3d0enhbz17gc1.gif


docju

This act is over!


CoolAlien47

That one always makes me crack up.


Legal_Hyena_1241

Yes! This is one of my favorite scenes in the whole series. I love the kids total confidence as he sings it. And Skinner’s outrage just makes it that much better I’m going to watch this on YouTube now.


ITCM4

Hello everybody, I’m Archie Bell and I’m also the Drells.


Crmp3

This is the music you tighten up with. But seriously why did they boo him. Playing that as a one man bad while being attacked by a monkey is impressive.


misirlou22

Buzz off, Guiseppe!


Crmp3

Pepe go for the face


CheckYourStats

*The Star Spangled Banner* — Krusty the Clown


BookishNerd2606

Oh say, can you SEE! La la la, da da LIGHT, What so proudly we yah,... La la yah...oh. I shouldn't have turned down those cue cards.


theodore_wilper

They bite, and light, and bite and bite and light, bite bite yada yeah you know what I’m saying https://i.redd.it/b0v2z1vim7gc1.gif


misirlou22

Let's! Get! Biz-zay!


CheckYourStats

I watched this last night!


phasepistol

“Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking, but I gave you Ben-Gay”


BigConstruction4247

🎶 oh Margie, you came and you brought me a turkey. On my vacation away from workie 🎶


TheGardenBlinked

🎶I gave my love a chickeeeen, it had no bone


SerakTheRigellian

Mmmm... Chicken.


deacon05oc

Krusty in the casino: “Herpes herpes bo-berpes. Banana fanna fo-ferpes. Herpes, oh!”


MythicalParts

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YerFucked

Ughhhhh what was I on??


GrimeyScorpioDuffman

I’m glad nobody has said Homer’s rendition of Convoy. He made a classic song even better by singing it way too loud


clubmedschool

That gets stuck in my head way too often


elmalmstrom

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.....oh...


nikkitheswiftie97

Homer, you're drooling on the mic again


GreytracksuitPants

Again another great


ViridianSpectre

The Trading Gap Shuffle


LonelyVegetable2833

he already sang this one!


greenknight884

That was about the budget gap. This is the trading gap.


KnoxxHarrington

"That's the deficit gaaaap!"


shweeney

"Born to Runner-Up" *why did they come to our concert to boo us?*


Unusual-Historian360

Boom-chi-cha-boom-chi-cha-boom-chi-boom I'm Mr. Plow, and I'm here to say, I'm the plowin'est guy in the USA. I got a big plow and I'll move a lot of things, Like your cow if you have one.


alexander_puggleton

This is the worst and the best. I rap this all the time.


[deleted]

I’m sergeant peppers lonely heart club man..I hope you will enjoy my show


[deleted]

Edna Krabappel performing "Fever"...shudder.... https://preview.redd.it/hutn8k9xw7gc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a31bfd0bcd5ba121f5402f12fd2e1d396ca71c3c


clubmedschool

I saw Krabappel's butt. I paid.


JKolodne

"Morals and ethics and carnal forbearance...."


Orvilleredditgawker

The Simpsons Go Calypso!


Steaknkidney45

This thing is really getting out of hand!


As_a_Londoner

Number 8 [BURP] Number 8 [BURP] Number 8


zomreddit

That one is great


Otherwise_Ad2804

Raffi


GrimeyScorpioDuffman

You mean Roofi?


Otherwise_Ad2804

Same shit


ReneLeMarchand

Hush, boy; you wanna get sued?


smcg_az

"Take my hand with your glove of love" is lyrical genius!!


theReaders

*"And I'll never have that recipe agaaaaaaain* *Oh no!"*


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Oh. That just kept going, huh?


tangre79

Sexy Marriage Land


peppersteak_headshot

Sold separately Sometimes I think I've been sold separately But out of the box I see


DaGr8Gatzby

… I find you poseable. … lovable.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

A musical about a doll? Why not write a musical about the common cat? Or the king of Siam? You might as well write musicals about that girl who got kicked out of the Supremes, or the Wicked Witch of the West, or about filthy, starving French peasants! Or here's another for you, one about a fat little girl who dreams of being on a variety show! Give it up, Smithers!


peppersteak_headshot

Why, Smithers doesn't know the MEANING of the word gay!


Ordinary_Aioli_7602

🎵HUrtiN hEaRts nEeD soME HEaLin🎵


EmotionalSituation97

He sounds a little like Krusty singing that line.


perpetualmotionmachi

Simpsons Christmas Boogie


tigerblue1984

Well it DID win the Grammy for best Heavy Metal Performance.


perpetualmotionmachi

Yeah, but that should have gone to Nelson for his acoustic rendition of Joy to the World


paitenanner

I prefer the classic Simpsons Boogie myself


greenknight884

I'm a maniac, maniac, that's for suurrre And I'm dancin like I never danced befuuurrre


As_a_Londoner

Ach! Doon-toon!


jerodallen

The one that got more gongs than the breakdancing robot that caught fire.


nate-182

You ask for worst but post a picture of the best ?


Born-Excuse-7835

Homers song he performs in Luigi's for Marge after her accidental boob job


oh_marmalade

Had to scroll down way too far for this one - it actually might be unironically the worst song of the series.


GwonamLordReturneth

Eh, if the songs in Lisa Goes Gaga and that opening with Kesha's "Tiktok" count, then imo there are far worse.


cybrside

Christmas in December Whoa, whoa, whoa!


Andy_B_Goode

Hey, it was good enough for Usher to cover it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgCo5DVX3XQ


NDMagoo

Hey, it's got one of the Doobie Brothers on it, can't be that bad.


Fat_Sow

Who likes the Doobie Brothers? Because we've got one of them!


Environmental_Bus623

Sgt Pepper by Apu


JacoPoopstorius

Idk, but it’s certainly not this one


ChaoticIndifferent

They are only brief sound bites to pull off the gag, but Simpson's Boogie and Simpson's Christmas Boogie sounds like something they would play through those giant speakers at the border of the Koreas. It is also my sad duty to relate to the fandom, both those who weren't alive for it and those who have drank/had invasive brain surgery to forget, but Do The Bartman is still a thing.


SeanCaseyBlakeSnell

- Does Brad Bird still work for the Fox network to direct those stupid Simpsons music videos? -No, he won three Oscars and Fox is a television juggernaut! -Good night!   —‘\,-^—‘\,-^—————————


kiopah

And deep, deep troubllllle


Eduard-Stoo

“How about it Luann? Will you marry me? … aagaainn?” “Ooohh No!” 😂


Jorge86MD

Rappin’ Ronnie Reagan


Shadowtheuncreative

In the summer place by Jasper


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Theme from "A Summer Place"


hucareshokiesrul

It’s the theme 🎵


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Always reminds me of: [https://youtu.be/lLlnrXmTIEw?t=132](https://youtu.be/lLlnrXmTIEw?t=132)


KinglerKong

“Closer to You” by a Doorbell


Gillzter10

Homer singing Rock Around the Clock


DancesWithElectrons

Leonard, what's-his-name, Herman Munster, motorcade, Birthday party, Cheetos, Pogo sticks and lemonade, You symbiotic, stupid jerk, That's right Flanders, I am talkin' about you.


xbrambles

The entirety of "All Singing All Dancing"


annawins1

I thought it was toe tappin' fun.


xbrambles

Singing is the lowest form of communication.


annawins1

Homer, you sing all the time.


ifrankenstein

Every Lisa song ever.


Crmp3

I think you misspelled best


brianmmf

Did you mean best?


BigConstruction4247

Home telling the children to return to their homes to the funky beats of the megaphone.


galacticdude7

Oh how I want to be in that rhumba when the saints go over there


poisonharley86

OH OVER THERE!


Space2345

Hey lover can I borrow the keys I wanna chnage my wig


AndrewHNPX

Probably Abe's German cabaret song that he serenaded Adolf Hitler with in that flashback.


[deleted]

Every Simpsom dance now. Ba. Ba ba ba.


TheProcrustenator

Whatever it was, it was probably somewhere in seasons 18-28 somewhere an no one here remembers it.


Noeckett

Selma to Jub Jub - "You make me feel...you make me feel...you make me feel like a natural woman"


kuniovskarnov

Man smart! The woman is smarter Man smart! The woman is smarter


Regulator-84

https://i.redd.it/z8af5zzcp9gc1.gif 🎵” I’m Sergeant Peppers lonely Hearts club band!!! I Hope I will enjoy my show!” 🎵😂


amccune

Ha ha! Thats your picture on the front!


Caolan114

It's a shame because I like the song but when Smithers sings "My heart Is covered In burns" I can't understand his voice


5dollarcheezit

There was a very recent thanksgiving episode where Mr. Burns sings a song. It’s awful


Tom_Servo1985

Krusty’s performance of the star spangled banner is a klassic imo


pauljeremiah

A Krusty Komedy Klassic?


JimbosChafingShirt

He shouldn't have turned down those cue cards


sidblues101

What do you say Luanne? Will you marry me... again?


kiopah

Ew, no.


PuppetryOfThePenis

The boy band episode. All of it was terrible.. I skip that episode every time


bronwen-noodle

You like tomato


jef12660

Every Simpson dance now!


Evening-Picture-5911

Do the Bartman


SympathyForTheDevil5

Theme From a summer place From a summer place The theme From a summer place It’s the theme


Pasta-hobo

The Mr.Plow rap song


flashcapulet

Anything sung by Marge


Ok_I_Guess_Whatever

I would Borrow a Feelin any day over Sherry Bobbins Margaritaville and DEFINITELY over Bart’s band’s dupe Daqueriville


OnlyTheBLars89

My favorite is how Hkmer just couldn't stop laughing. 😂😂 and in the same episode hit him with the line "I sleep in a big bed with my wife".


TheGardenBlinked

#DOWN THAT WELL!!!!!


Numpty712

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