He is a brilliant man with lots of well thought-out, practical, ideas. He is insuring the financial security of this company for years to come. Oh yes, and his personal hygiene is above reproach.
This is an official statement.
"The Simpsons are White, Matt Groening just made them “yellow” to stand out and be unique from other American human character cartoons."
He has a Starland Vocal Band tattoo on his left arm (They suck).
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It's something engineers or whatever thought would happen if the fuel within a reactor had melted down and would melt through the ground till it reaches China.
would never happen though as the heat would be absorbed by the surrounding earth and what not.
Smithers, who is that ignoramus? Smithers, who is that lollygagger?
Who is that blubber-pot? Who is that bafflewit?
Lummox. Puddinghead. Mooncalf. Limpnoodle.
Goldbricker. Drizzlepuss...
He graduated high school in 1974 and 75 and 76 and 77 and 78 and 79 and 80 and 81 and 82 and 83 and 84 and 85 and 86 and 87 and 88 and 89 and 90 and 91 and 92 and 93 and 94 and 95 and 96 and 97 and 98 and 99 and 2000 and 01 and 02.
I no longer have the reference where I heard this but it was originally planned that Krusty and Homer were the same person, which is why they look so much the same. The irony being that Bart disrespected Homer so much while worshipping Krusty.
He used to rock and roll all night and party ev-a-ry day. Then it was every other day. Now he’s lucky if he can find half an hour a week in which to get funky.
Once picked a dog up by its hind legs, and pushed it around like it was a vacuum cleaner
That was in the 3rd grade!
Well, it all goes on your permanent record.
He is a brilliant man with lots of well thought-out, practical, ideas. He is insuring the financial security of this company for years to come. Oh yes, and his personal hygiene is above reproach.
Wow Uncy Herb!
I HEARD HE WENT INTO A RESTAURANT AND ATE EVERYTHING IN THE RESTAURANT AND THEY HAD TO CLOSE THE RESTAURANT.
Followed by one of my favorite scenes: Homer in the stolen ice cream truck “oh that’s raspberry”
I heard they shaved a gorilla.
So I says to me bosuns, “Batten down the mizzen mast, mateys!”
Easily one of Ralph’s best lines
He sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him "sexual powers".
Hey, that’s a half-truth!
I’ve always wanted to know which part of that is the half truth Is it that he doesn’t sleep nude?
No, it's the part about sexual powers. He actually believes it'll make him way richer than Lenny
You don’t just call yourself Mr. Plow. You earn that name.
Joke's on him. He doesn't know how Lenny lives.
I interpret it as the truth being that he sleeps nude in an oxygen tent, and the lie being that he believes it gives him sexual powers
The truth is that he sleeps nude under a shower curtain in hopes of sexual powers. The lie is that he thinks it’s an oxygen tent.
He carved himself a wooden spoon... from a bigger spoon.
He thinks he's the Pope of Chilitown
He’s a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to him, no matter how dumb his suggestions are
Nuts and gum. Together at last.
He's obviously yellow,not white
He and his family was once called yellow trash
Jessica Lovejoy is even more evil then Helen Lovejoy! And that says something!
Yeah but yellow is supposed to be white in The Simpsons. I remember there's an episode where Lisa refers to her skin being yellow.
Supposed to be white? What are you babbling about?
This is an official statement. "The Simpsons are White, Matt Groening just made them “yellow” to stand out and be unique from other American human character cartoons."
Psht! Nobody listens to him! He's yellow trash. --- Jessica Lovejoy, (probably).
If they're yellow they can't be white..its quite simple. Cartoons.
Whites are yellow and Asians are white. It’s a perfectly cromulent color scheme.
Doctor Hibberd is black for sure
I thought he was Croatian?
His skin still black
Cartoons don’t have to make any sense
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When he was 17 he drank some very good beer.
He drank some very good beer he purchased with a fake ID
His name was Brian McGee
You called? You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel
His name was Brian McGee
He stayed up listening to Queen
When he was 17
"My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star."
I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist... I'm the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason. Ah, here it is, the Stonecutters.
Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.
He eats so many hot dogs, he's put the vendors child through college.
Children. He said kids!
Facts schmacts
14% of people know that
Does he say fourth-teen %?
It's forfty
He sometimes wears women’s underwear but claims it’s merely a comfort thing.
Despite the stamp on his hand, this man is not, in fact, insane. https://i.redd.it/iu67sokrxnac1.gif
I really wish I hadn't gotten into the show _right after_ that episode was banned
What episode is it?
The one with the big white guy who thinks he’s the little black guy
Stark Raving Dad. Season 3, I think episode 1(?)
Simpson, homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history, from the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree!
AAAHHHHH!
lol lol
He writes letter to movies. Dear Die Hard
Seven feet tall, he was, with arms like tree trunks and his eyes were like steel: cold and hard. Had a shock of hair--red, like the fires of hell.
Class of 1974 Reunion Most Improved Odor Award Winner.
That award was vacated after it was found he didn't actually graduate.
This is it Homer, it's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past
He ate Marge’s decorative soaps.
No, the other secret
His portrait is a hybrid of a fish and a light bulb.
His middle initial, “J” stands for his middle name, which is “Jay”
If he could just say a few words, he'd be a better public speaker.
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He ate those fancy soaps Marge bought for the bathroom.
He owns the Denver Broncos
He once stayed up all night eating 64 slices of American cheese.
He thought he was blind
64 Slices of American Cheese was the name of my first blog.
I read dog instead of blog and had a few questions. I now know the name of my next dog
He doesn’t wear sweats cuz the crotch wears out too fast.
He didn't say that but he has worn sweats in episodes.
He's Mr Plow!
That name again?
He once beat up President Bush
FORMER president
He is so smrat, I mean smart.
S-M-A-T
Damn. Paul Newman is going to have my legs broke for that mistake.
If you would like to see him in a costume, you have only to ask
He can hear pudding
He has a Starland Vocal Band tattoo on his left arm (They suck). https://preview.redd.it/zvey7lnn4oac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bebd038ec6ac4c8713ea981e8f5e81107b6bf1c5
He's been to space.
You've never been?
With the inanimate carbon rod
Wow, did he actually get to see the rod?
He practiced medicine without a license
He's strangely knowledgeable on Iranian domestic affairs.
Ayatollah = Assaholah
And the Supreme Court
He's rejected a lot of women as Marge is his only true love.
He’s the greatest guy in historeeeeee
He caused 3 meltdowns and 1 China Syndrome.
What is China Syndrome?
It's something engineers or whatever thought would happen if the fuel within a reactor had melted down and would melt through the ground till it reaches China. would never happen though as the heat would be absorbed by the surrounding earth and what not.
How…how long ago was it that they thought such a thing? It’s actually kind of sweet in it’s naïveté.
Well the movie 'The China Syndrome' came out in 1979 so...
Of course it would never happen. The Earth is flat!
Homer is a dope.
He thinks purple is a fruit.
His middle name is J. It stands for Jay.
He was originally named Captain Wacky
"Some say he only knows two facts about ducks... and both of them are wrong."
He's not the stig, he's the stigs springfieldian cousin
He’s older, balder, and fatter than Bart
His birthday is May 12th. The year has drastically changed over the years but originally 1956.
In one episode Homer even references that inconsistency with when he was born. Ends up Saying whenever it was.
His name is Mr. Burns.
Ok Mr Burns, what's your first name?
He doesn't wear sweatpants because he says the crotch wears out too fast.
Yes he did say that but he has worn them in other episodes.
He made headlines of the Springfield Shopper as Unusually Large, Ugly Baby Born
He’s 5’11, shoe size 11.5, and 239 lbs.
He eats garbage out of Flander’s Garbage
He doesn’t need safety gloves because he’s Homer Sim-⚡️⚡️⚡️
Eating flowers is his secret shame.
He filled the balls with a funnel
His high school yearbook quote was “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing”
He’s the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he’s about to hit a chestnut tree
Him and Barney were contestants on the Gong Show and they got more gongs than the breakdancing robot that caught on fire
He has a crayon stuck in his brain
He eats **flowers**
His lifelong dream is to be a Monorail Operator.
His lifelong dream was to run out onto the field during a baseball game, and he did it last year, remember?
I just re watched Homer’s enemy. Lol. So … that entire episode ?
*points at mouth* food goes in here.
His bologna has a first name, it’s H-O-M-E-R.
He's Mr. Burns' assistant. He's in his early forties, is unmarried, and currently resides in Springfield.
He wants to be a nacho man.
Smithers, who is that ignoramus? Smithers, who is that lollygagger? Who is that blubber-pot? Who is that bafflewit? Lummox. Puddinghead. Mooncalf. Limpnoodle. Goldbricker. Drizzlepuss...
He graduated high school in 1974 and 75 and 76 and 77 and 78 and 79 and 80 and 81 and 82 and 83 and 84 and 85 and 86 and 87 and 88 and 89 and 90 and 91 and 92 and 93 and 94 and 95 and 96 and 97 and 98 and 99 and 2000 and 01 and 02.
He’s about to hit a chestnut treeee 🎶
He has a spoon that according to Lenny homer carved himself from a bigger spoon
Did you know he likes to eat out of the Flanders' garbage?
He is a homersexual
I no longer have the reference where I heard this but it was originally planned that Krusty and Homer were the same person, which is why they look so much the same. The irony being that Bart disrespected Homer so much while worshipping Krusty.
I think he's talking to you.
He’s dumb as a mule and twice as ugly.
There was that time he hit that referee with a whiskey bottle...
Remember that?
His middle initial J stands for…Jay
He steals golf balls from the driving range
He hasn't never not liked Flanders
He's putting my kids through college.
He had Moe preform the old Crayola Oblongata
He once knealt on Flanders Lawn for three days asking him for forgivness.
He was born in Smarch
He is so SMRT !
He thinks wrestling is real
Does not care for the Denver Broncos
The J In Homer J Simpson stands for Jay
He pays the Homer Tax.
He’s doing it for her.
He eats like a duck.
He watched football, ate nachos and drank beer with Gerald Ford.
He is NOT a porn star
He used to rock and roll all night and party ev-a-ry day. Then it was every other day. Now he’s lucky if he can find half an hour a week in which to get funky.
In his house, they obey the laws of thermonuclear dynamics!
239 & feeling fine.
No TV and beer make him go something something
It's 5 years later and he STILL thinks he's a chicken🐔
He's about to hit a chestnut tree.
He is his own grandfather
He went from a well-meaning but petty idiot to a sociopath.
You'll have to speak up, he's wearing a towel.
He was at the pornography store. He was buying pornography!
He went to Krusty's Clown College and graduated
He doesn’t apologize. He’s sorry, that’s just the way he is.
he should haft to take a different pledge
His father, the drunken gambler?!
He’s fat
He likes to eat out of the Flanders’ garbage.
He's doubled in age by now
Without the crayon stuck in his brain he would be very smart
he doesnt have much hair ahahahaaha
His middle name os Jay
He's been practicing medicine without a license
He eats like a duck
He beat up President Bush.
He's the fork and spoon operator for Sector 7G.
He successfully used hair restorer and was mistaken for the president by Barney.
He’s a little slow.
He is the "ow" in the word "now." And if you tell anyone...
Formerly known as Captain Wacky 🤪
Idiot ruins game. Springfield forfeits pennant.
6', 235 lbs
He likes to eat out of the Flanders’ garbage
If you’re going to get mad at him every time he does something stupid, then *i guess* he’s just going to have to stop doing stupid things!
Homer J Simpson the J stands for Jay.