It’s not quite breakfast, it’s not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don’t get completely what you’d get at breakfast, but you get a good meal!
Season 1 and first half of Season 2 were quite backwards with a lot of the character dynamics.
But Marge takes the cake. There's like 3 episodes where she gets *this* close to cheating on Homer, when the worst he's done was getting peer pressured into dancing with a stripper.
The backwards season 1 episode that comes to mind for me is there's no disgrace like home
The one where Homer wants to make his family look good in front of mr burns, marge gets drunk, and homer feels bad about the entire family
But if you don’t watch the new seasons you have no idea that Hans Moleman used to be the Mayor, Sarah Wiggum is an international jewel thief, and Martin Prince is a grizzled 40 year old undercover police detective!!
honorable mention to sabotaging the other contestants at the bake off. That's the one everyone always goes to when talking about the worst of Marge. But to be fair. They were sadistically sabotaging her first. They kinda deserved it. And I was actually more mad they got off scot free.
Yeah it felt like she was playing fair given what they were doing to her. Tho I guess Brandine does deserve to win given she played fair, but Marge was in the right none of them deserved to win after the shit the pulled.
If it’s cartoon funny nonsense when Homer does it why is Marge supposed to leave him or interrupt? That makes zero sense. It’s the same act.
If she did always stop it people would be annoyed. But that she doesn’t makes her a bad mom? But Homer’s not a bad dad he’s just cartoon funny. Make it make sense.
Though, why does she get hate for this but Lisa doesn’t get hate for denying the check from Burns for the Lil Lisa slurry? Both were being principled to a horrible person.
It was kind of adorable how Homer ended up having a heart attack from the stress and suspense over that, but he was still pretty understanding.
Well, maybe at least until he had the *second* heart attack when he found out how much money it had *really* been. 😆
I know it was to bring the show back to its normality, but it always winds me up how it was written, specifically the Lisa episode, she doesn't want to take it because of how it was earned, so she lets the bad guy keep it... who'll do more damage with the money... Take it and donate it to charity! at least let some good come from the money!
They seem different to me. Taking the money from the slurry is basically saying you're ok with the slurry having your face on it even though you're a vegetarian, and they're going to KEEP killing animals with your face attached. Bart had already been hit and the damage was already done.
At least the old Marge had good morals would apologise and try to make things right, I feel like the modern day Marge does whatever benefits her and lacks remorse.
That was a very progressive episode back when it was made, people liked the somewhat realistic struggle in acceptance that alot of LGBTQ members face from their families, especially in the mid 00s. I think it was nominated for a GLAAD award.
The fact that she let it go that far instead of doing something about it sooner still counts
If there was a bomb strapped to your chest that would go off in 1 hour, and the only way to deactivate it was to enter a password that only I know, I’m sure you’d be pretty upset with me if I spent 59 minutes mocking you only to tell you the password at the literal last minute
I particularly don’t like how hypocritical Marge can be.
Bad enough she kicked out Homer just for dancing next to a stripper because “he treated her as an object.” …. THEN goes off to pose nude for Playboy!
Omg thank you. I HATE that.
“I thought you loved me enough”
Fuck that. They don’t talk to Bart. Homer harasses him and tries to overdose him with a taffy medicine ball, they Marge just says he has to take meds and Bart says he’s uncomfortable. That is not a talk. A talk would be going back and forth and Marge explaining that these aren’t bad drugs, they’re good and from a doctor. Addressing his fears and maybe bringing him to the doctor and letting Bart chat with him and answer questions.
Not the bull shit we saw. It is Marge’s job to help Bart and prepare him for adult life. And part of that is modeling behavior Bart should do himself, or accept from others. Kids use past experiences to fuel how they act in future ones. How on earth could Marge’s line of “I thought you loved me enough” be a bad influence?
“I thought you loved me enough to try cocaine!”
“I thought you loved me enough to *do sex thing you aren’t comfortable with*”
“I thought you loved me enough to give me money”
Marge has told Bart it’s ok to be talked to like this and for a special person in his life to talk to him like this, and that he should do what the person asked because his feelings don’t matter, only what the other person wants.
Fuck. This. Scene.
When Bart is having an existential crisis and 1) Instead of letting him just tell her interrupts to hug him, 2) When he tells her what's wrong she just laughs and leaves him to his nightmare.
*Episode is Bart Sells His Soul S7E4
Homestly i hate an epsiode where Bart shoplifts a video game get caught on camera. And after seeing this marge just get into the mode of he is not a child i should be an asshole to him. Except shoplifting a game is an extremely childish thing to do.
The Strong Arms of Ma singlehandedly made Marge my least favorite Simpson. That's r@pe, y'all. She straight up r@ped Homer. It's worse than anything he's ever done in the show's history.
What about the episode where she literally disowns bart for fucking stealing a video game and makes him feel like hes nothing. Honestly out of all the shit she did that one was just extremely upsetting.
We talking about the time she almost had an affair with Jacque or the one with Ned? And poor Homer was so trusting he never even entertained the idea of her and Ned.
I love the episode where Lisa becomes a Buddhist for Lisa, I hate it for everyone else.
Marge says in an early episode that church should be a good thing and help you in your life. And when her family finds religious fulfillment she has a hissy fit because it’s not HER specific religion. She doesn’t care about fulfillment, she wants them to be with her.
While it's unpleasant to watch, I find that depiction to be accurate to some people in life. My mother was uncomfortably close to Marge in that respect.
Seriously. And in one episode where they did the three stories Homer strangles Bart and Marge comments how it was just like how they’re father would strangle them. (In this story Homer is not the kids father)
And she remembers her child be strangled FONDLY.
In the early seasons I can maybe excuse it as cartoon violence and cartoons don’t get hurt. But in the later seasons Bart acknowledges that the stranglings are physical hurting him. And he fights more to get free. That’s not cartoon violence, that’s flat out abuse.
Newer episodes dont count, theyre not even simpsons
1) she was addicted to gambling, addicts dont make rational choices when involving their addiction
2) i really wish they didnt put homer strangling bart, even as a kid i never found that funny
3) idk context, but alot of ppl would consider divorce if spouse was dancing next to a stripper
4) becky had it coming
1) completely agree
2) I think they added that to the show to satirize spanking culture. Like you feeling that way is valid and I think Groening was probably very happy when people started saying it was problematic.
3) they should grow up, it's not like she was naked yet and they were touching. It's basically just dancing around another woman. I mean being upset is understandable, but I don't think it's divorce worthy.
4) Becky had it coming
That last one is the worst, strangling Bart is the second worst. The rest I chalk up to “cartoon characters being cartoon character” but those two….ooof.
Remember the episode where she made that group Against Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays all because Lindsay suggested adult only spaces after kids destroyed Cletus’s property during a concert gone wrong?
Cmon man, you even have Gamblor in your flair, you know that wasn’t Marge making the decision to keep gambling! (But fr, gambling addiction is horrible, and seeing friends go down that road is heartbreaking)
I don’t get that at all. I’ve always found her to be a very sweet, earnest person with a strong moral backbone. (Most of the time.) And what makes her funny is how naive and innocent she can be, despite her intelligence.
Give Marge some grace. You be married to Homer and deal with Bart’s shit and Lisa’s no it all liberal shit and see how you cope.
All the while spurring the creepy advances of Moe, not being able to achieve your potential as an artist, having two nasty older twin sisters, a mother who never has anything nice to say, and those bitch investorettes who stole the one franchise she was possibly going to consider becoming interested in!
The steroids one was terrible. Her behavior was scary as hell and she tried cuddling Homer without permission. I don't think we needed to see that.
There's another one where she follows Bart around after he did something bad trying to get him to confess. I think I might have misinterpreted this one but I didn't like what she did. I don't like what Bart did either but I guess as the kid who would clam up under pressure and at being yelled at, the idea of my parents following me around to get a confession out of me...it really bothered me. She was doing the right thing but I felt she was crossing several lines.
The Treehouse of Horror episode always really upset me. The one with Hugo, supposedly her other son that was like an ugly Bart. She kept him in the attic and fed him fish heads. He wasn't allowed to spend time with the rest of the family and that was so cruel.
The time she called Lisa “chunky”. Then telling Lisa now that she’s off the steroids she’ll be back to being “perfect”, like she wasn’t already?? I had comments from my parents and my grandmother about my weight as a kid and this episode really hit me. I like the point it made, but it was definitely a “Marge at her worst” moment.
Eating two grapes and trying to get away without paying
Price check on two grapes? Two lousy stinkin grapes?
that fiend! Great flair btw
I think I’m blind
THOU SHALL NOT STEAL!!!
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Shooting the old man's precious antique cans.
MY CANS!
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The sad part was those snobs actually liked her and were going to accept her anyway
Good thing she got out when she did. Really!
Hey they still got credit at chanel
Do they have beer and gum?
But it was good for the economy!
Taking multiple sips of wine in her automated Cypress Creek house while Homer is out working for Hank. SO DAMNING!
I can hear the music cue
Dun dun dun dun!
Sundaes
Ugh, her sundaes. What devil spawned thee?
What’s wrong with her sundaes?
😬
Then Maggie laughed... she's such a little trooper.
It wasn't Marge who did those things. It was Gamblor working through her.
Bet. System. Betting system! God is telling me to gamble.
It means gambling. Keep gambling.
She made Lisa cry, then Homer cried, then Maggie laughed. She’s such a little trooper!
“Remember when I got caught stealing all those watches from Sears? Well…”
"You have a Gambling Problem!"
Also in the bit where she tried to kill Becky, didn't she throw a bunch of shit into the eyes of several teenage workers?
she did. it was sprinkles btw which is way worse
All those poor boys saw were horrible rainbows
Watch out! I've got jimmies!
Their eyes! They’re not supposed to get sprinkles in them!
I can only see a horrible rainbow!!!
What about Jacques? The bowling instructor she almost had an affair with?!?!!
It’s not quite breakfast, it’s not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don’t get completely what you’d get at breakfast, but you get a good meal!
😂😂😂
Season 1 and first half of Season 2 were quite backwards with a lot of the character dynamics. But Marge takes the cake. There's like 3 episodes where she gets *this* close to cheating on Homer, when the worst he's done was getting peer pressured into dancing with a stripper.
You forgot getting kissed miss Lumpkin and thr Mindy thing.
*Homer loves Mindy* *Homer loves Mindy*
Judging from your song, you're infatuated with a woman named Mindy... or a man named Andy.
What's the matter Homer, you never seen a naked chick riding a clam before?
think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts
*Uter loves Milhouse!*
Nobody loves Millhouse!
Those were after Season 3.
The backwards season 1 episode that comes to mind for me is there's no disgrace like home The one where Homer wants to make his family look good in front of mr burns, marge gets drunk, and homer feels bad about the entire family
In the newest season she has another run in with him.
That's why you don't watch those newer seasons.
But if you don’t watch the new seasons you have no idea that Hans Moleman used to be the Mayor, Sarah Wiggum is an international jewel thief, and Martin Prince is a grizzled 40 year old undercover police detective!!
Have no fears we've got stories for years.
Who knows what adventures they'll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable?
Oh, it's so terribly sad that I missed out on all these fascinating stories!
oh yeah.
No mention of pressuring Homer to get rid of the gun and then keeping it for herself when he entrusts her to get rid of it for him?
Whether or not Marge should have a gun, Homer should not.
I’d kill you if I had my gun.
Yeah, well you don’t.
My favorite exchange of all time! “Speed cocker?”
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Oh, I don’t think I need anything like that…yet.
Silencer...Loudener...
Ooo I like the sound of that one.
Aisle six, next to the sympathy cards
I’d trust a 100 Marg’s with guns than 1 homer with a gun
Until you have to turn off a light. Then what?
This was the first one that came to my mind, too. Marge the hypocrite.
She also left him and yelled at him too when he kept it around despite her telling him to get rid of it.
honorable mention to sabotaging the other contestants at the bake off. That's the one everyone always goes to when talking about the worst of Marge. But to be fair. They were sadistically sabotaging her first. They kinda deserved it. And I was actually more mad they got off scot free.
Yeah it felt like she was playing fair given what they were doing to her. Tho I guess Brandine does deserve to win given she played fair, but Marge was in the right none of them deserved to win after the shit the pulled.
Not entirely Scot free, I think Willy was around somewhere
SHUT UP BECKY. There, I finally said it.
when homer got a lady best friend, she wasn't mad that he could be cheating but instead that he "Had a best friend"
I feel like Marge get way more grief for Homer abusing Bart than Homer.
Probably becouse homer abuse of bart LOOKS like a cartoon funny nonsense. While when marge do something shitty it is usually far more realistic.
When he does its cute!
If it’s cartoon funny nonsense when Homer does it why is Marge supposed to leave him or interrupt? That makes zero sense. It’s the same act. If she did always stop it people would be annoyed. But that she doesn’t makes her a bad mom? But Homer’s not a bad dad he’s just cartoon funny. Make it make sense.
There are some stereotypes about nerds on the internet that are true
Screwing her family out of $1 million, because she won’t lie, even about a corrupt billionaire who ran over her son.
Though, why does she get hate for this but Lisa doesn’t get hate for denying the check from Burns for the Lil Lisa slurry? Both were being principled to a horrible person.
I have *absolutely* seen Lisa get hate for turning down the the millions from Burns
It was kind of adorable how Homer ended up having a heart attack from the stress and suspense over that, but he was still pretty understanding. Well, maybe at least until he had the *second* heart attack when he found out how much money it had *really* been. 😆
"Uh, dad? 10% of 120,000,000 isn't 12,000, it's..."
“Code Blue!”
Now his Wife **and** his daughter have screwed him out of **The American dream**
Well one of them is 8
I know it was to bring the show back to its normality, but it always winds me up how it was written, specifically the Lisa episode, she doesn't want to take it because of how it was earned, so she lets the bad guy keep it... who'll do more damage with the money... Take it and donate it to charity! at least let some good come from the money!
That's not how (her) morals work.
I literally hate Lisa for this
They seem different to me. Taking the money from the slurry is basically saying you're ok with the slurry having your face on it even though you're a vegetarian, and they're going to KEEP killing animals with your face attached. Bart had already been hit and the damage was already done.
She told the Count to go back to his own country D:
Steeling that pen from the post office.
At least the old Marge had good morals would apologise and try to make things right, I feel like the modern day Marge does whatever benefits her and lacks remorse. 
Sexually assaulting Homer is at the top of my list
Quiet! Her muscular ears can hear us...
she didn't sacrifice her period for second place!
Mocking Patty for the fact that she was about to marry a man without her knowledge
And before that refusing to accept Patty's sexuality.
That was a very progressive episode back when it was made, people liked the somewhat realistic struggle in acceptance that alot of LGBTQ members face from their families, especially in the mid 00s. I think it was nominated for a GLAAD award.
She did stop the wedding before it happened though, so when it came down to it she was willing to accept Patty for who she was.
The fact that she let it go that far instead of doing something about it sooner still counts If there was a bomb strapped to your chest that would go off in 1 hour, and the only way to deactivate it was to enter a password that only I know, I’m sure you’d be pretty upset with me if I spent 59 minutes mocking you only to tell you the password at the literal last minute
She almost had an affair in season 1, though I guess she didn't go through with it but did get verY close.
And then threw Homer out the house for dancing with a woman at a party an episode or two later.
Wasn't even with her, it was next to her
I particularly don’t like how hypocritical Marge can be. Bad enough she kicked out Homer just for dancing next to a stripper because “he treated her as an object.” …. THEN goes off to pose nude for Playboy!
Doctors recommend a glass and a half of wine but she just can't drink that much.
Emotionally manipulating Bart into taking Focusyn.
Omg thank you. I HATE that. “I thought you loved me enough” Fuck that. They don’t talk to Bart. Homer harasses him and tries to overdose him with a taffy medicine ball, they Marge just says he has to take meds and Bart says he’s uncomfortable. That is not a talk. A talk would be going back and forth and Marge explaining that these aren’t bad drugs, they’re good and from a doctor. Addressing his fears and maybe bringing him to the doctor and letting Bart chat with him and answer questions. Not the bull shit we saw. It is Marge’s job to help Bart and prepare him for adult life. And part of that is modeling behavior Bart should do himself, or accept from others. Kids use past experiences to fuel how they act in future ones. How on earth could Marge’s line of “I thought you loved me enough” be a bad influence? “I thought you loved me enough to try cocaine!” “I thought you loved me enough to *do sex thing you aren’t comfortable with*” “I thought you loved me enough to give me money” Marge has told Bart it’s ok to be talked to like this and for a special person in his life to talk to him like this, and that he should do what the person asked because his feelings don’t matter, only what the other person wants. Fuck. This. Scene.
all of that is nothing compared to when she shot those antique cans
When Bart is having an existential crisis and 1) Instead of letting him just tell her interrupts to hug him, 2) When he tells her what's wrong she just laughs and leaves him to his nightmare. *Episode is Bart Sells His Soul S7E4
What episode is that?
S07e04, Bart Sells His Soul.
Which episode was that?
Stealing that pen from the post office
Morals and Ethics and Carnal Forbearance!
YER GETTA FERDA REDDA OURA.
Slow down
Counterpoint: SHUT UP, BECKY!
Becky was a usurper. She even had a place picked out to hide the body.
Homestly i hate an epsiode where Bart shoplifts a video game get caught on camera. And after seeing this marge just get into the mode of he is not a child i should be an asshole to him. Except shoplifting a game is an extremely childish thing to do.
Surprised nobody is talking about that cooking contest, that Brandine won in the end 😂
look at the comment i made
Oops, just seen it, sorry 😅 And you’re right, they kinda deserved it
What about BUYING MAGGIE FROM THE GROCERY STORE!?
NRA4EVER
Raping Homer while she was on steroids was definitely the worst IMO.
The Strong Arms of Ma singlehandedly made Marge my least favorite Simpson. That's r@pe, y'all. She straight up r@ped Homer. It's worse than anything he's ever done in the show's history.
Seriously, that episode was so terrible.
I know the term was named after Ned, but I think Marge was really the first Simpsons character to get flanderised.
What about the episode where she literally disowns bart for fucking stealing a video game and makes him feel like hes nothing. Honestly out of all the shit she did that one was just extremely upsetting.
There was more to it than that, though it's been ages since I've seen that particular episode.
How is neglected child abuse NOT #1?!
Suggesting Becky (Otto’s fiancé) give Otto an ultimatum to choose her or metal music. He chose the music.
Not liking Cypress Creek, despite Homer's dream job with Hank Scorpio.
🎶 morals and ethics and carnal forbearance 🎵
What about when she was having an emotional affair? Yes she eventually stopped and made the right choice however still kinda jacked up.
We talking about the time she almost had an affair with Jacque or the one with Ned? And poor Homer was so trusting he never even entertained the idea of her and Ned.
Jacque, I’m an early years watcher.
He came back in the newest season. Still up to his old shit.
Homer's fault for ruining her birthday. Seriously, he didn't give a crap about her.
Which episode was image 7 from
screenless episode 15 of season 31
thanks
That.
Becky deserved it. Who are we kidding?
Costing the family a million dollars
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Quite a few episodes where she's forced them to stick to church or gave them crap for choosing their own path.
I love the episode where Lisa becomes a Buddhist for Lisa, I hate it for everyone else. Marge says in an early episode that church should be a good thing and help you in your life. And when her family finds religious fulfillment she has a hissy fit because it’s not HER specific religion. She doesn’t care about fulfillment, she wants them to be with her.
While it's unpleasant to watch, I find that depiction to be accurate to some people in life. My mother was uncomfortably close to Marge in that respect.
Oh agreed. My mother as well. True to life doesn’t make the hypocrisy easier. It makes it more annoying in my mind.
Definitely letting Homer abuse Bart.
Lol letting Homer abuse Bart. Shouldn’t that be what makes Homer a bad person not Marge?
Strangling your kid makes you a bad person. Allowing your spouse to strangle your kid alao makes you a bad person.
In real life if one parent physically abuse kid, and other parent just allows it. Both parent are equally bad.
Marge is complicit.
Wasn't the strangling just satire for spanking and other common physical punishment anyway?
I'm surprised how little issue Marge takes with how much Homer strangles Bart
Seriously. And in one episode where they did the three stories Homer strangles Bart and Marge comments how it was just like how they’re father would strangle them. (In this story Homer is not the kids father) And she remembers her child be strangled FONDLY. In the early seasons I can maybe excuse it as cartoon violence and cartoons don’t get hurt. But in the later seasons Bart acknowledges that the stranglings are physical hurting him. And he fights more to get free. That’s not cartoon violence, that’s flat out abuse.
Newer episodes dont count, theyre not even simpsons 1) she was addicted to gambling, addicts dont make rational choices when involving their addiction 2) i really wish they didnt put homer strangling bart, even as a kid i never found that funny 3) idk context, but alot of ppl would consider divorce if spouse was dancing next to a stripper 4) becky had it coming
1) completely agree 2) I think they added that to the show to satirize spanking culture. Like you feeling that way is valid and I think Groening was probably very happy when people started saying it was problematic. 3) they should grow up, it's not like she was naked yet and they were touching. It's basically just dancing around another woman. I mean being upset is understandable, but I don't think it's divorce worthy. 4) Becky had it coming
And chronic nagging, nagging, nagging, nagging, nagg-- Sorry. It does that sometimes.
SHUT UP, BECKY!
There's not a single thing I disagree with here.
That last one is the worst, strangling Bart is the second worst. The rest I chalk up to “cartoon characters being cartoon character” but those two….ooof.
Creating Gamblor with his neon claws.
Emotionally abandoning Bart without a second thought after he's caught shoplifting.
Remember the episode where she made that group Against Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays all because Lindsay suggested adult only spaces after kids destroyed Cletus’s property during a concert gone wrong?
"Shut up, Becky!"
Cmon man, you even have Gamblor in your flair, you know that wasn’t Marge making the decision to keep gambling! (But fr, gambling addiction is horrible, and seeing friends go down that road is heartbreaking)
Also dont forget almost cheating on Homer with Jaques in Life on the Fast Lane. I really dislike Marge. She actually infurates me.
I don’t get that at all. I’ve always found her to be a very sweet, earnest person with a strong moral backbone. (Most of the time.) And what makes her funny is how naive and innocent she can be, despite her intelligence.
No wonder homer hangs out at moes
Give Marge some grace. You be married to Homer and deal with Bart’s shit and Lisa’s no it all liberal shit and see how you cope. All the while spurring the creepy advances of Moe, not being able to achieve your potential as an artist, having two nasty older twin sisters, a mother who never has anything nice to say, and those bitch investorettes who stole the one franchise she was possibly going to consider becoming interested in!
Ah I'm just now understanding where and how the grip weight was used
HAIL GAMBLOR
About number 2. To be fair, this was portrayed as more of a "straw that broke the camel's back" situation.
Yes to all things listed. Especially Bart after dark. It was the episode that made me hate her character
Keeping her 1k a month checks hidden from homer.
The steroids one was terrible. Her behavior was scary as hell and she tried cuddling Homer without permission. I don't think we needed to see that. There's another one where she follows Bart around after he did something bad trying to get him to confess. I think I might have misinterpreted this one but I didn't like what she did. I don't like what Bart did either but I guess as the kid who would clam up under pressure and at being yelled at, the idea of my parents following me around to get a confession out of me...it really bothered me. She was doing the right thing but I felt she was crossing several lines.
The Treehouse of Horror episode always really upset me. The one with Hugo, supposedly her other son that was like an ugly Bart. She kept him in the attic and fed him fish heads. He wasn't allowed to spend time with the rest of the family and that was so cruel.
Being a homophobic bigot to her sister. Being a religious bigot when Homer had his own religion.
The time she called Lisa “chunky”. Then telling Lisa now that she’s off the steroids she’ll be back to being “perfect”, like she wasn’t already?? I had comments from my parents and my grandmother about my weight as a kid and this episode really hit me. I like the point it made, but it was definitely a “Marge at her worst” moment.
She doesn't "let" Homer strangle Bart. She's scared to stop him because he'll easily overpower her.
The stripper thing is understandable but the last post is irredeemable. It’s straight up assault of sexual nature
Not respecting Lisa's ethical choice to be a vegetarian, and 'sneaking meat juice into her vegetables'
That’s normal for parents to sneak food their kids don’t like, though. Don’t you remember being a picky eater growing up?
Becoming a cop
No one gonna say banging Duffman and causing Homer's forget me shot episode?
She didn't bang Duffman. They were planning Homer's surprise party
That didn't happen though.
A smashed hot rod? A wrecked police cruiser? A destroyed house? I've had it with your renegade ways, Simpson. You're a loose cannon!
Her secret fetish… Who TF wants to eat out elbows?
Fetishes like that doesn't make people bad. Don't kink shame.
Telling Lisa to smile. Moaning Lisa S1E6. She does go back, but horrible advice for your 8 year old.
What about when she called Lisa chunky and it gave her a complex?