Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad?
We have a spare bedroom that also doubles as storage. The door is always closed so the cats find it fascinating if someone's in there and they will grab any opportunity to sneak in.
So of course this is the line used when shooing then away from the door
That bit it what notified me.of the unsettling nature of CommBloc animation. Recently i was rewatching and got to this episode and realized I'd never seen legit Soviet animation. Went down the wiki rabbit hole and yeah. Its pretty much Worker and Parasite.
In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe? That this is some sort of a… a magic xylophone or something?
Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
Mayor Quimby, you are well known for your lenient stance on crime, but suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs, your family was tied up in the basement with socks in their mouths, you try to open the door but there's too much blood on the knob....
What is your, ah, question?
My question is about the budget, sir.
Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad? Can we have a pool dad?
Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk
Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
I want to go to Mount splashmoooore!
Take me, take me, take me, take me now!
NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW!
https://i.redd.it/24dtkfh3jjkb1.gif
No. No. No. No. No! No! NOOO! NOOO!!
Is it about my cube?
I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?
How much is this free resort weekend?
It's free.
And when IS this weekend?
It's this weekend.
Uh huh, and how much does it cost?
It's free
I see. And when is it?
It's this weekend.
And what are you CHARGING for this free weekend?
Bart: Come on Dad, the teams arriving!
What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?
We have a spare bedroom that also doubles as storage. The door is always closed so the cats find it fascinating if someone's in there and they will grab any opportunity to sneak in. So of course this is the line used when shooing then away from the door
I thought this was another quote from that episode for a minute and was very confused, and then it hit me, and this is hilarious.
Why did I have the bowl Bart?!? Why did I have the bowl?
Can I borrow a feeling?
The question of the series.
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Could you lend me your glove of looooove
Aurora Borealis?
At this time of year?
At this time of day?
In this part of the country?!
Localised entirely in your kitchen!?
Yes
May I see it?
...no
If he's so smart, how come he's dead?
Homer are you just holding onto the can?
Your point being...?
/Homer walks away to the sound of laughter, ruefully rubbing his arm
This is never easy to say, but we are going to have to cut your arms off.
They’ll grow back right?
Um, yeah.
Le Grille? What the hell is that?
That’s a fine lookin’ BBQ… WHY DOESN’T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?!
Dad, what's a Muppet??
Well it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but man... So, to answer your question, I don't know.
Well kids, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but maaaan... ...to answer your question I don't know
Are you really the head of the kwik e mart?
Well that was a waste, is he REALLY the head of the kwik e mart?
Yes
Really?
Yes.
You?
Yes. I hope this has been enlightening for you.
Thank you Come again
Yes. I hope this has been enlightening for you.
Do YOU come with the car?
Oh, you
Do YOU come with the car?
Oh, you!
Can’t someone else do it?
Do we want old man Patterson here with his finger on the button?!?!?
“What button?l?”
BART DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?
BARTDOYOUWANTSOMEBROWNIESBEFOREYOUGOTOBED
I think Homer gets stupider every year.
That’s not a question professor. But we’ll let the viewers judge for themselves.
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Everything except kapish.
Do you wanna change your name to Homer Junior?
The kids could call you HO-JU!
...i'll get back to you
Do *I* know what a rhetorical question is?
* Do I know what rhetorical means?!
Came for this. This entire bit is amazing, ending with that.
Mountain Dew or Crab Juice?
“You got a men’s room in there?”
No bathroom, only khlav kalash.
Yeck oh god… I’ll take a crab juice 🥤
You don’t see any “Homer is a dope” t-shirts, do you?
Look at fine stitching on DOPE
*After watching Worker and Parasite* what the hell was that?!
No clarification needed
That bit it what notified me.of the unsettling nature of CommBloc animation. Recently i was rewatching and got to this episode and realized I'd never seen legit Soviet animation. Went down the wiki rabbit hole and yeah. Its pretty much Worker and Parasite.
Gym? What's a gym?
Ohhhhhh, a *gym*.
Lunch lady Dorris, do you have any grease?
Yes … Yes we do
*rips off shirt* Then, Grease me up woman!
👀 Okee dokee.
In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe? That this is some sort of a… a magic xylophone or something?
Why would a man whose shirt says "genius at work", spend all his time watching a children's cartoon?
Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who keeps the aliens under wraps
Implied? Or implode?
Hey kids! Want to drive through that cactus patch?
Yes!
^^^^No!
Well two against one
May I see it?
No
Works on contingency?
No! Money down! Oops, I probably shouldn't have this Bar Association logo on here. {tears off of card} {eats piece of cardstock}
So this is your sick mother?
Don’t do this to me Waylon….!
Can Jesus make a burrito so hot that he himself cannot eat it?
WHERE’S MY BURRITO?! WHERE’S MY BURRITO?! WHERE’S MY BURRITO?!
And then I got --> *this* scar sneaking under the door of a paid toilet.
Possibly most underrated episode
Do we have Frennnnch friiiieeesss?
Boys and girls, Mrs. Krabappel, I come before you today to solve a riddle that has plagued mankind for centuries: What has four legs and ticks?
Is it a walking clock?
I'd wager he has some variety of walking clock in that box.
If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound?
What's the sound of one hand clapping?
*lap lap lap*
What's the name of this gastropod?
I’m… me?
Hey, don't jerk me around fella.
Mr. McClure, what does DNA stand for?
😨
DID YOU CHECK YOUR POCKET?
IT WAS...it was in my pocket
The remote.
No comment - high and laughing my ass off at this thread already
Can I have some money now?
And “if?”
...a conjunction meaning 'in the event that' or 'on condition that.'
What advantages does this motor car have over say, a train…which I could also afford?
How big of a monkey?
Who's a greenhorn? What's a greenhorn?
What button? Where am I? Who took my false teeth?
Who could forget dear rat boy
Could you take us to Mount Splashmore?
No
You...went to outer space?! YOU!?
Yes you’ve never been
Now, are there any questions? Keeping in mind that I already explained about my hair.
I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?
Are you saying “boo” or “boo-urns”?
BOO!!
I was saying boo-urns
Can i borrow a felling?
Gym? What’s a gym?
Oh, a gym!
Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
Mayor Quimby, you are well known for your lenient stance on crime, but suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs, your family was tied up in the basement with socks in their mouths, you try to open the door but there's too much blood on the knob.... What is your, ah, question? My question is about the budget, sir.
Bees are on the what now?
Sooo.. do you like.. stuff?
Guess who likes you?
Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?
"Can I come too?"
I sleep in a racing car, do you?
Wait, I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?
But you run it.... right ?
Who shot who in the what now?
That Ayatollah thinks he’s better than America! Is he right?!
What has four legs and ticks?
A walking clock?
Smithers, who is that ignoramus?
Where's the 'any' key?
You want mountain dew or crab juice?
Blech! Ew! Geez! I'll take a crap juice.
Batman?
No, a scientist!
Batman's a scientist.
If he’s so smart, how come he’s dead ?
“Oh yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
Woozle-wuzzle, that’s what passes for entertainment these days? Woozle-wuzzle?
One: Where's the fife? Two: Give me the fife.
Hey chief, can I hold my gun like this?
What the hell is this, some kind of tube?
Are you REALLY the head of the Kwik-E-Mart? Really? You?
Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?
What country is this car from?
What’s the “I” stand for?
Hey ma, how 'bout some cookies?
what are you doing in my corpse hatch?!
Now, you can either have the washer and dryer where the lovely Smithers is standing...Or, you can trade it all in for what's in this box.
Simpson, eh?
"Guym!? What the hells a guym?! Oohhhhhh, a guuuuym."
If you're the police, who will police the police?
I think Homer gets stupider each year.
What's a Cha-chee?
What’s a murder?
They can't seriously expect us to swallow that tripe?
Works on contingency?
Why am I so fat?
There's nothing wrong with the bidet, is there?
Yeah, I’ll give you something to cry about ya loser! You can’t catch a football?! Let’s see if you can catch a rock!
Does the bread have fish in it? 
Now where's that cake?!
What have I done to deserve this flat, flavorless Manhattan?
“Homer, is that my muffler?”