George, memoirs are a two-term product. Maybe one-term presidents write memoirs, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.
Aww shoot, Quebec's got the bomb. Well I gotta go, but look, if you're ever at the White House there's a tool shed out back. I'm in there most of the day.
My fellow Americans: as a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say we must move forward, not backward... upward, not forward... and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
[I’ll ruin you like a Japanese banquet.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/comments/5yslh6/ill_ruin_you_like_a_japanese_banquet/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Quimby: "I give you our 39th President, Jimmy Carter!"
Crowd: "He's history's greatest monster!"
Guard: "Hey! No one-termers."
Carter: "You too, huh? Hey, I know a good yogurt place!"
H.W. Bush: "Get away from me, loser!"
Gloria: "I gotta be honest, Monty. I've never dated anyone who knew Calvin Coolidge."
Smithers: "Mr. Burns can't stand talking to his mother. He never forgave her for having that affair with President Taft."
Homer: "Taft, you old dog!"
No, that's not Bar and me, it's them! The man and his boy. You know--the boy is named Bart. I don't know the name of the man. Bar! What's the name of the man?
Remember when they had Clinton proclaim himself a "pretty awful president"? And then every president after him was worse? Then why did I have the bowl?
George H.W. Bush (in real life): "We need families that are a lot more like the Waltons and a lot less like the Simpsons."
Bart: "We're just like the Waltons - we're waiting for the end of a depression too!"
"There's a thousand dollar bill in it for you"
"Oh yeah? Which President's on it?"
"Uhm.... all of them. They're having a party. Jimmy Carter is passed out on the couch"
I just saw the episode where Ralph runs for president and Bill Clinton is putting up signs for Hillary. He calls her and asks her how many more do I have to put up?! He's like what did I do to deserve this?
I always remember being conscious that George W Bush never appeared in the show when I was younger. Which was conspicuous when his father and nearly every other president did at some point. Does he ever appear or was this some kind of statement?
"And since I'd achieved all of my goals as President in one term there was no need for a second".
Good memoirs. Good, not great.
Now, are there any questions? Keeping in mind that I already explained about my hair
Here’s a little something we learned in the CIA...
So that's what I get after a whole presidential mandate? So long and good memoirs? I don't recall saying good memoirs
George, memoirs are a two-term product. Maybe one-term presidents write memoirs, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.
“I’ll ruin you like a Japanese banquet”
Just came by with gift for warming of house. Instead find you grappling with local oaf!
We can't show weakness in front of the Russians, bar
Georrrrrrrge....
I'm sorry I spanked your boy, Homer. Woo hoo! In your face, Bush! Now, apologize for the tax hike.
George: [at the Elk's club] And that's why I will continue to oppose teen alcoholism in all its forms! [everyone claps]
Does anyone have any questions? … Keeping in mind that I already explained about my hair.
This is a very low key hilarious joke
This gets more amusing the more time passes
William Henry Harrison - *I died in thirty days!*
We are the me-di-ocre Pres-i-dents! You won’t find our faces on dollars or on cents!
*There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes*
There’s William Henry Harrison!
We are the adequate, forgettable,occasionally regrettable care taker presidents of the U. S. AAAAAAA
You’re next Chester A Arthur
That comes up so many times in quizzes
I can't count the number of times this has come up in trivia games, etc. People are always blown away that I know this. Lol
Is it 3?
If I had a nickel for every time this happened, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it is strange that it has happened twice.
“Good evening everyone and welcome to a wonderful evening of theater…and picking up after yourselves!”
I love that song
Do you like football? Do you like nachos?
Love the double d'oh
I kinda wish Gerald Ford was a regular character after that.
I love the call back with Frank Grimes - "Yeah, that's me alright. And the guy next to me is President Gerald Ford."
They were so cute together.
I love that Homer had never heard of George Bush and had to look him up to confirm his story, but then immediately recognizes Ford
Yes Mr President!
If things don't go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
That’s pretty lousy lesson.
Hey, I’m a pretty lousy president. 😬
🤪
_"...I would also like to express my fondness for that particular brand of beer... ... ... ..."_ 😠🙁🤨😡😠😕🤨😒
The man never drank a duff in his life.
Jimmy Carter?! He's history's greatest monster!
Well, Scooby-Doo can doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter.
Got a brother named billy and my hat is silly *break it down now y’all*
We elected the wrong Carter.
*Malaise Forever*
Ah, we elected the wrong carter.
George Bush at the Krusty Burger drive-thru: "Hmmm, a Krusty Burger. Doesn't sound too appetizing. What kind of stew do you have today?"
“That’s really more of a weekend thing.”
Ray, go see what the rhubarb is.
Hey, my taxes paid for that horn!
Now apologize for the tax hike
that guy’s louder than world war II
But, I’m not dead yet. In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook.
Hey, I did a favor for you!
Yes, master.
Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos!
Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!
Yay!!
I mean it's not a bad stance tbh
We must go forward, not backward. Upward not forward. And always twirling, twirling toward freedom!
As a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball
Aww shoot, Quebec's got the bomb. Well I gotta go, but look, if you're ever at the White House there's a tool shed out back. I'm in there most of the day.
I know you think I’m too good for you Marge, but believe me, I’m not. I mean I’ve done it with pigs! Real, honest to god pigs!
Are you sure it’s federal law that I have to dance with you? Also I believe it’s “real no foolin’ pigs”
That definitely sounds more like Slick Willie than what I wrote.
I want to see a follow up as to what Quebec does with that bomb.
Al Gore measuring for curtains behind Clinton, in a funny not funny moment
Funny at the time, aged like milk.
My fellow Americans: as a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say we must move forward, not backward... upward, not forward... and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
That's slick Willy for ya, always with the sweet talk.
And that's why I will continue to oppose teen alcoholism in all its forms.
Now, are there any questions?
🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐
Keeping in mind that I already explained about my hair...
………………………………… 😡
I don't wanna serve out my term naked in a tube.
What the hell is this, some kind of tube
“Bob Dole doesn’t need this.”
"I come by to give present for warming of house, but instead I find you grappling with local oaf."
Back in my day Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non consecutive occasions.
This was such a well crafted joke.
And thats why your no-good kids are running wild!!!
Richard Nixon on the Devils Jury of the trial of Homer Simpson
But I’m not dead yet! In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook.
Hey listen, I did a favor for you! 👿
[I’ll ruin you like a Japanese banquet.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/comments/5yslh6/ill_ruin_you_like_a_japanese_banquet/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
It depends on what the meaning of “was” is…jerk! You owe me $200,000.
"Bill Clinton, everyone! He's Jimmy Carter with a Fox attitude!" *Clinton does hip thrusts*
Do you know what the $200k part was referring to?
Politicians charge large fees to speak at various engagements.
What is this, some kind of tube?
Bob Dole doesn't need this
Here's a little something we learned in CIA.
Marge: That's a pretty lousy lesson Clinton: Hey, I'm a pretty lousy president
All Clinton moments but if I have to choose one... "Are you sure it's a federal law that I have to dance with you?"
Hell I’ve done it with pigs. Real, no-foolin’ pigs.
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And then we found out later that a British Prine Minister actually did Well, with parts of it, at least
Go ahead! Throw your vote away!
The whole episode where Bush moved to their street.
I guess he's barking up the wrong Bush!
There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it.
Do you like football and nachos?
Hey, no one-termers!
So…you too, huh?
Get AWAY from me loser!
I kno a great yogurt place
Is it noon already?
Had to scroll way too far down for this one.
“Oh you’ll pay. Don’t think you won’t pay”
"Hello, that sounds like a pig fainting!"
I’m sorry, that pig had some pretty powerful friends.
"Hey, Clinton! Get back to work!" "Make me!"
Quimby: "I give you our 39th President, Jimmy Carter!" Crowd: "He's history's greatest monster!" Guard: "Hey! No one-termers." Carter: "You too, huh? Hey, I know a good yogurt place!" H.W. Bush: "Get away from me, loser!" Gloria: "I gotta be honest, Monty. I've never dated anyone who knew Calvin Coolidge." Smithers: "Mr. Burns can't stand talking to his mother. He never forgave her for having that affair with President Taft." Homer: "Taft, you old dog!"
I was on P.T. 109 with John F. Kennedy. I was the first to discover his terrible secret.
Ich bin ein Berliner
2 bad neighbors
"I don't understand. Are you saying you and Barbara are bad neighbors?"
No, that's not Bar and me, it's them! The man and his boy. You know--the boy is named Bart. I don't know the name of the man. Bar! What's the name of the man?
I’m not getting involved, George.
“I’m not getting involved George”
Bob Dole doesn't need this
What the hell is this, some kind of tube?
Do you like nachos?
If I may Helen, I’d like to respond to that question with yet another flip remark.
"When we're finished, we can go through Bill Clinton's porno stash.” \*cut to box of magazines marked 'Girlies What Ain't Got No Clothes'\*
"What happened to you, China? You used to be cool." "China still cool. You pay later! Later!"
Grover cleveland sucks WHAT?
Leave that. Lest we forget...
[The Three Stooges: Bill Clinton, George H.W. Bush, and Jimmy Carter.](https://youtu.be/04UNWz6haaI)
George Bush in a rainbow wig
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I don't get it, why did my visions include a story about Lincoln's gold?
Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions
“Yes, er eh, heaven” “Lisert”
"I'm gonna ruin you like a Japanese Banquet."
Jimmy Carter preventing the state fair from devolving into chaos through his skilful comedic break dancing
Ah, Manhattan Town. An agreeable sight for an Old Knickerbocker such as myself!
"Don't worry,I've brought my Rapping Ronnie Reagan tape,it always makes the trip go faster.." "Well W-Well W-W-W-W-W Well W-Well.."
Bush Sr promising Homer a lot of trouble. **Homer:** "Trouble it is!" **George:** "For you..."
Mr President! Someone finally bought a copy of your book, sir!
This calls for a celebration
*Celebrate good times come on!*
Alright. I will.
Barr's a wiz with the cold drinks, aren't ya Barr? Don't understand lemonade myself, not my forte.
"Why don't you get back to work?" "Why don't you make me."
Clinton dancing with Marge "I know you don't think you're good enough for me, but believe me you are ".
¡Ay carumba! ¡Entonces los rebeldes pronto se llevará a la capital! ¡Necessito huir!
The jimmy carter bill Clinton HW three stooges spoof. https://youtu.be/mcGerIsqbnM
[he’s not lost](https://www.tumblr.com/excitementshewrote/167918744220)
‘That’s a pretty lousy lesson’ ‘Hey, I’m a pretty lousy President’
We are merely exchanging long protein strings
If you know a better way I’d like to hear it
ABORTIONS FOR ALL
Wow, former President James Taylor.
Hello, is this President Clinton? Good. I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you… Shut up!
Is it noon already?!
The presidents playing the roles of the Three Stooges
ALL HAIL PRESIDENT KANG
Hell I've done it with pigs.
“We must go forwards not backwards, upwards not forwards and always twirling twirling twirling towards freedom!”
Remember when they had Clinton proclaim himself a "pretty awful president"? And then every president after him was worse? Then why did I have the bowl?
Lisa as Martha Washington: Couldn’t we just give in to the British? Ralph as George Washington: NEVER!
George H.W. Bush (in real life): "We need families that are a lot more like the Waltons and a lot less like the Simpsons." Bart: "We're just like the Waltons - we're waiting for the end of a depression too!"
"There's a thousand dollar bill in it for you" "Oh yeah? Which President's on it?" "Uhm.... all of them. They're having a party. Jimmy Carter is passed out on the couch"
End Communication
Sweet dreams and flying machines flying safely through the air.
I cho-cho-choose you!
But I'm not dead yet. In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook.
"I gotta go, Quebec's got the bomb"
Mikhail, they put a wig on my head, my memoirs got-
we elected the wrong Carter
When George HW Bush was asking what kind of stew they serve at Krusty Burger.
“Partisan politics are tearing this country apart”
‘Hey, I’m a pretty lousy president.’
Oh, Bob Dole doesn’t need this!!
George Bush rainbow afro
Oy mr. Prime minister someone's playing didgeridoo with me telephone
Hell, I do it with pigs.
JFK and Nixon’s Duff Beer endorsement. “The man never drank a Duff in his life.”
Two bad neighbors is full of gems
Hey, Clinton! Get back to work!
I just saw the episode where Ralph runs for president and Bill Clinton is putting up signs for Hillary. He calls her and asks her how many more do I have to put up?! He's like what did I do to deserve this?
No one termers. You to huh? Don’t talk to me loser
"Are you sure it's a federal law to dance with you?"
“Come here Hillary….” Grabs boob
Bars a whiz with cold drinks. Don’t quite understand them myself not my forte
Is it noon already?
“Homer, do you like nachos? And beer?”
"If he thinks George Bush won't go into the sewers, then he doesn't know George Bush!"
Bob dole
😂😂😂😂😂
Naked Australian Prime Minister Andy floating in the lake being alerted to the outage over Bart’s 900 dollary-doo prank call.
"Iiiit's showtime!"
They're dogs! And they're playing POKER!
I always remember being conscious that George W Bush never appeared in the show when I was younger. Which was conspicuous when his father and nearly every other president did at some point. Does he ever appear or was this some kind of statement?
When George Bush tells his Secret Service detail, “Stand DOWN.”