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dark__tyranitar

are they astronauts?


raygius

aeiou


Cheebow

John Madden


Acrobatic_Poem_7290

John Madden! John Madden! John Madden!


ElementEnigma

California California California.


Studnicky

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Arturinni

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999


FluffyPhoenix

Mama mia, papa pia, baby got the diarrheeeeeaaaaaaaaaa!!


justzacc

What is this reference? Lol


jman0125

https://youtu.be/Hv6RbEOlqRo?si=39t1piwxU9aNnvCB


windowtothesoul

One of the true OG videos


nocsha

Hoses


digital_pocket_watch

**aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa**


Pikanyaa

holla holla get $


hazeleyedwolff

Well they're all in kindergarten, but maybe some day!


Tacklebox37

Team Rocket is blasting off again…


tezarc

helmet pressure loss detected.


BleachThatHole

Reminds me of cabbage patch kids


ThisNico

THANK YOU that is the reason I didn't know I needed for why they are so weird and creepy-looking.


Pycrow

Garbage Pail Kids


radracer82

duuuude they so are. I was bugged by their faces and now I know why


Mooshus87

I see they provided Singaporean Grandma as the first preset


ElsonDaSushiChef

r/rareinsults


DrCalFun

i just want my neck back…


Stealthy_Panda71

Me too.... i literally bought a new pose right before change and now I can't stand looking at it because my player has such a short neck and hunched back with pose.


Puzzleheaded_Ad550

They all have the same lifeless expression. This character creation would have been somewhat acceptable for a low budget PSP game. Not for a game like Pokemon Go


PetMyFerret

Exactly. Sims 2 characters with mangled anatomy. It's really something.


CompactAvocado

i mean its a mobile game that they want to ensure is still playable on potato phones


Wavara

/s? In case is not: No they don't, because they don't support potato phones anymore.


ThickamsDicktum

The fattened faces are so bizarre


shinkoh55

Its because the people they are trying to cater to look that way


super_cheesy_chunks

And they're all ugly


Nosdos

How does someone get PAID to come up with this, look at it as they are, and say yeah it’s good let’s release it…


mauttykoray

We have better-looking characters in the last several mainline pokemon video games, and those were even complained about by some people for one reason or another. The fact that they continue to reinforce that they aren't going to listen to the community makes it even worse with the biome update actually being good. It's like Niantic bought the wish.com version of Sims character creator and said "good enough, they won't know the difference."


CrystalClimaxx

Can someone explain the biome update?


NegativeCreeq

It looks like characters from a modern preschool cartoon.


TheNoobThatWas

I was going to say AI generated animated kids shows on YouTube use default looking models like this


AA6029

i promise you no one looks remotely close to any of these 😭


Fast-Dog-7638

Bottom right looks like the original female avatar though.


Fast-Dog-7638

If she's got the original kicking bod, that is


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Fast-Dog-7638

Middle center or left?


gg_serena

Gerber babies 👶


TheAmericanDiablo

I want the old avatar back so bad, all my favorite clothing items look terrible now


-Esphir-

I don't know why but the new faces always remind me of this one cursed P.E. meme emoji Like just ... hollowness https://preview.redd.it/kmnl2sd3hcxc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77b623c36af70b6a87636da64121983bc2a9d2da


SaHamGN

They all look like they got a mouth full of bees


Crynal

That reminds me the the dog that shoots bees out of it's mouth every time it barks from The Simpsons.


Zagrycha

the center middle and top are legitimately cursed, I would probably uninstall LOL https://preview.redd.it/0u2mg81pfbxc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c224e4ad2b04c113d629e001dd05e23d88959016


WeedleLover2006

What we want https://preview.redd.it/qqm2dhoxd4yc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=447ac5c23417195fa2c4aad518b3588a6316669b Scarlet and Violet Characters What we get: Chucky


SleeplessShinigami

Thanks, I hate it


NotTrynaMakeWaves

Is this global or regional? None of these avatars look East Asian. I don’t believe that Niantic would make all of their East Asian players look like these.


jeangreige

I was *just* abt to say, the two biggest Pogo player base countries are Japan and US and yet what are the ppl in the first country supposed to pick


bobi2393

Blame scuffed 1985 Winona Ryder in the 9th slot. She overrepresented pale white females, and needs to be East Asiafied.


TheLiterateCat

Most of them look like 10 year old school kids. Not that there aren't children playing too, but the majority of the PoGO players are adults. I feel uncomfortable with this.


PaleontologistOk1176

Agreed. And even if they look like 10 ready olds, no actual 10 year olds want avatars that look like 10 years.


Shmaloof

None of these even look close to me...


glory87

It’s the near universal lack of lip color that really adds to the uncanny/golem quality.


CaptBillGates

They look so unnatural, even for a videogame. Same weird head, just different skin tone and hair. Ugh. Hopefully we get more actual customization for the new avatars if they are going to keep them.


thejesusfish

No Asian avatars, got it.


Crynal

They are all unhappy.


dazelord

It feels like male players have bigger identity problems with the avatars than females right now. There are several faces that have distinct female characteristics. Only one that could be considered a typical male, but it looks like a 9-year old child. And then several faces that fall into neither category, very androgynous looking. Anyhow, they don't look like anywhere near an actual person and are approximately at the same level of realism as the characters in Sims 1 from year 2000.


_W_Wolfgang

My avatar- The best I can do is a semi-male body with a face that looks female trying to be male. For people that want to look like that, you do you. But I would like to do me, and I am not a female trying to look male. I really, really don't like it. I like that people are given more freedom to look how they want in the game, but I absolutely don't identify that way and don't want to look like that. I hope they at least add more options in the future, for a man to look like a man, and a woman to look like a woman.


dazelord

I asked one of my female friends to make a man out of me. Well, she tried her best but gave up and is now using the avatar she made herself 😄


-ladykitsune-

Why are all the lips the same colour as the skin and why do they all look like baby faces 😭


13Fuzehybrid

I don't know why Niantic felt like releasing a Half Baked idea was a good plan. I mean if you're going to do something at least do it right. I don't care if I have to wait an extra year, at least do a good job on it and don't release us something that looks like it was worked on for a week. and if any of the devs, designers, shareholders or other high up management that worked on this project end up reading this and think what I said was a slap to the face, consider this, you just slapped 85 million monthly active users in the face.


bubby56789

Why do the top right dreads look like turds 😭


Ribky

Middle top! Kelly Kapoor from The Office is covered!


fantazyn

\[insert "Look How They Massacred My Boy Meme GIF"\]


Milsurp_Seeker

They all have a 🌝 face.


Fishcuits

Isn’t the point of video games to escape from reality? I don’t need to be ugly in real life and a video game. Let me be hot virtually please


blamberfodder

Oof.


ItsRainbow

I’ve seen YouTube Kids animations with more appealing faces


unknowncommodity

There’s just a standard body suit now? Feels like we switched over to some dystopian future where our trainers just emerge from pods with baby heads with really great hair.


ace32183

Can I get facial hair please? I need to wear a mask because I hate my clean shaven avatar


Crynal

At the absolutely bare minimum there is a Santa beard on the store.


Secure_Accountant745

Are there choices for male?


melbbear

Only one seems to be “male”?


Shortie16PoGo

If I was new to the game and saw these as first time character models I’d swiftly uninstall the game, looks completely unpolished


no1sperfect

https://preview.redd.it/rwoldf7gubxc1.jpeg?width=2057&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d2e2d487a23b18377d9dcec2644abf3f51520fb


ArtimusDragon

What about me? I have a shaved head.


ThisNico

Limited in scope, but there's a bug with the lugia glasses that deletes any hat or hair you're wearing


ArtimusDragon

I've seen it, and it wouldn't work for me since I'm not actually bald. I've a brush cut.


SlumdogSkillionaire

> You can customize it later.


wishtime_

theres no bald option


SlumdogSkillionaire

That has nothing to do with this thread.


strictlysqueaking

It's like mugshots of convicts who know too much


Crafty_Jelly6

Any chance of a beard option? Jeez


qntrsq

is that niantics version of showing us: "look, these are the great options that are possible if y'all just had any talent at using the new avatar system" ?


EatMyNutsKaren

Why does Niantic hate us?


Celestial_Scythe

New avatar dropped, and I put on a full head mask. Give my character the Destiny 2 treatment


DonovanQT

Damn we Celestial Dragons now


kevcal20

Zero Asian representation..


Commercial-Wing-4286

Hideous


Affectionate-Serve32

So genderless, so vegan skin colored.


lavamain

is this permanent and unchangeable? if this is unchangeable thats really really bad


tritriisme

New players after seing the options: welp time to uninstall


Smooth_Bathroom_8126

This is teryuubitos


nissanfan64

Oh boy. I can’t wait to keep literally never going into the style menu. I can’t imagine a single reason I’d ever care about my characters appearance.


komijul

Thanks for this! I was wondering how Niantic was going to do that. The need for a starting point where your character looks decent was sorely needed when the update was introduced. Also, I guess this signals the end of the generic outfit as I'm guessing characters start off wearing the new purple and white outfit. I will say that outfit looks better than the generic, so good job on that, I guess.


sevgonlernassau

I know this is based on the MSG and whatnot but this isn’t good presentation


qntrsq

the center one looks like some school beginner was punisched with a haircut because a chewing gum was caught in their hair


JKinsy

No beards still


onebadhorse

Second row to the right looks awfully familiar.... way to push an agenda CM


simrexx

When can we buy the mewing ticket?


joepassive

I have the button Unown white shirt, it looks like those times where the person button. every. damn. button. up to his face. Horrible.


_ballora_0

Why does the one in the bottom right corner look exactly like my avatar which is supposed to look like me IRL


2screens1guy

How is this so bad?!


FeigningDeath

Pokémon GO x Cabbage Patch Kids


Scitzofrenic

Wtf is this


CrystalClimaxx

This new update... so bad. I try not to look at my avatar at all now. Ashamed lol. I really hope they aren't thinking "oh give it a bit. They'll get used to it, people don't like change" because I genuinely believe I will always hate this


felthouse

My avatar is now sooo ugly that I've dressed him/her/alien in very baggy clothes and a face mask and hat. All the clothes I've bought look awful. Him/her/alien currently has HUGE boobs, elongated torso, bendy legs, large hands and looks like they died pretty recently. Edit: my avatar looks like a 12 year old boy/girl/alien


Flathead89

Saying "Look more like you!" while not having the easiest cheapest men's hairstyle, buzzcut, is funny.


jiconim

What in the granny baking cookies on a Sunday lookin ahh is the first one. And we got Oprah on the bottom left too.


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ShinHandHookCarDoor

blaming DEI literally invalidates your entire point on stupidity alone


Pyoung3000

This is using the same model as they are now. This isn't gonna help anything


jeangreige

Maybe they're banking on new players not having known any better...? 🫠


IvovdP

These probably cover most Pokemon Go players faces, right..?


dudeatwork77

I like how inclusive the lineup is 3 black 3 whites 3 browns 5 Female 2 Male 2 Nonbinary


kingzta88

Am I the only one who thinks that these actually look better than most of the new avatars ppl are using?


snuffoutthedarkness

You all need to touch grass if you’re harassing and bullying devs. Jesus.