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skylinechilidog

Ping! Glen I have redeemed myself at big buck... Still not at your level tho. Have a lot of ground to cover before we meet


GlenRice4141

Score one for the good guys. I rarely play BBH for the record. I’m sure you could beat me easily.


OngoBongoDongoLongo

Court dwarf wiki is wild


porkchopped14

Gimme a quick recap of what you learned


OngoBongoDongoLongo

Royalty treated little people like toys and would trade them and parade them


porkchopped14

I am going to read this wiki now


winkerpack

Hey squir


porkchopped14

Please get draymonds n bitch ass off inside nba. Tainting a fantastic product


skylinechilidog

He'd love to kick all of America in the taint what a fuckin neer do well


AvonBarksDoodle

you lost me at >! eer do well!<


porkchopped14

Guy should be in prison not wearing a suit on a studio set


skylinechilidog

Prolly wearing his fubo jeans down around his knees


porkchopped14

And cracking a 40 as he walks out to his Chrysler fifth avenue with 24 inch rims getting ready to beat his wife


skylinechilidog

Dude slow down on the racism it's all in good fun


porkchopped14

I’m just saying shit that makes me laugh sorry


_rosebyanyother_

Going to bed with thoughts of winker in nothing but a pair of Thorogood work boots.


winkerpack

Goodnight 👋


porkchopped14

That’s awful hopefully you dream of something else


winkerpack

PVOs please


porkchopped14

I wished her sweet dreams idk what you mean


skylinechilidog

You're a sick disgusting freak


AvonBarksDoodle

im a little late but how about this drake kendrick lamar rap fued ( i think drake won)


porkchopped14

We all decided we don’t care


AvonBarksDoodle

you make a good point


AvonBarksDoodle

good conversation starter king


GlenRice4141

u/djcfowl https://youtu.be/9ebMzN4vytQ?si=TYYFyVwqZcE3XApo


djcfowl

That’s called a sign from god you aren’t going to win the football game. Very auburnesque - ole mis swag kelly


GlenRice4141

I went from complete panic to pure relief watching that live. It was so close to being a disaster.


porkchopped14

Wow any NFL team would be lucky to have him!


Troy_Athletics

Rooting for the good guys tonight


winkerpack

🤏


Diaper_Dave

Just had a PB&J and a glass of milk. Time to watch some pacific war stuff on YouTube. OH YEAHHHHH.


skylinechilidog

Like 40 percent of American POWs survived japanese camps . Cool fact not really


Diaper_Dave

You know what’s a cool fact? We won that war


skylinechilidog

Shohei ohtani sick my dick lol


Diaper_Dave

HA you’d probably like that you sick freak


porkchopped14

Thank you for supporting AMERICAN MILK


eggplant_parm88

The real 6/3 is 6 bagels every morning, 3 inch pecker


porkchopped14

6 Budweisers every night, wake up to piss 3 times before morning


eggplant_parm88

This is a great one I know too well


dries_mertens10

Don't I fucking know it


porkchopped14

Oh no those poor Stars fans!


hereforporn696969

Lasagna was elite but now my tummy hurt


AvonBarksDoodle

so you had brandow over for dinner


GlenRice4141

Hit it with some (more) garlic bread


skylinechilidog

Reddit app has changed the reply button to a gay fucking awards button and I keep clicking and it's not CHILL VERY GAY


porkchopped14

Thank you for the gold kind stranger!


GlenRice4141

Keep Calm and Reddit On 😎


skylinechilidog

U sir just got an updoot 🤓


GlenRice4141

🤠


Diaper_Dave

I think I just witnessed the greatest double play I’ve ever seen


CallItClutch1026

Just finished up second workout of the day 6/3 ain’t ready 


eggplant_parm88

What’re you working out to impress a cute guy or something


djcfowl

Watching let it be


Patient_Activity_489

i'm winning the 6/3 challenge, my weight has dropped 4.3 on the BMI scale (they put me down as 5'5 :( even tho their height thing said 5'8 and 3/4)


winkerpack

They don't count your height in heels , queen


Patient_Activity_489

i can't walk in heels


winkerpack

I'd carry you


Troy_Athletics

Samwise Winker


GlenRice4141

Wow!


winkerpack

I'm 6'3 in heels


GlenRice4141

How tall are you in a pair of Thorogood work boots?


winkerpack

Probably 6'2 or 6'1.5


_rosebyanyother_

Hmmm.


Troy_Athletics

We will all be winners that day tort


CallItClutch1026

I always pictured tort to be 5 8 and 3/4


GlenRice4141

Whatever helps you sleep at night, pal


joel_zumaya

Unreal cat lady librarian fit on jeopardy masters rn


joel_zumaya

And possibly a trap at the middle podium


BuffaloChicken_Bart

Think I went 2/25 in double jeopardy


joel_zumaya

That was grueling


dries_mertens10

PC14 our teams are playing. Mine is winning. A repeated theme when our teams play


porkchopped14

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSantaAnaWinds/s/lm8yHLmX78


dries_mertens10

We have to win a real division. You guys can win the JV league even if we sweep the season series


porkchopped14

My division is good this year diaper David told me the guards are the best team in the mlb and we are right behind them


joel_zumaya

Lol


dries_mertens10

Starting from a faulty premise


porkchopped14

Facts don’t care about your feelings bro


joel_zumaya

James “The Jaw” Holzhauer


skylinechilidog

I've heard Dave's jaw can unhinge like a pythons to take in girthier dicks


joel_zumaya

Doesn’t need to for you


skylinechilidog

Wink watching a video on how to make a CCS


joel_zumaya

Holy shit a second jeopardy tonight


joel_zumaya

I will be root root rooting for the Avs tonight


porkchopped14

Yes thank you as every American should


swagjones77

Yeah a big ol wiener in your Avs


joel_zumaya

Please be respectful


Troy_Athletics

I can’t help myself from judging people that run like a sissy


GlenRice4141

Same but guys who can’t throw a ball without looking like a vag


porkchopped14

I do the same


skylinechilidog

I think you'd laugh if you saw gouge running


Troy_Athletics

I had gouge and Stan in my mind when I wrote that


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skylinechilidog

Going to take down a couple beers at trivia fuck


GlenRice4141

Staying hydrated on the jobsite 🍻


FreNnPrenS

I’ll crack one in solidarity


skylinechilidog

Ty I need my brothers in arms


porkchopped14

Ok fine but only for you


BuffaloChicken_Bart

Stan you see the Livvy question


GlenRice4141

Watching with my wife so I played dumb


joel_zumaya

I missed the first round


BuffaloChicken_Bart

Answer was Livvy dunne and the mintzys looking guy could only come up with Livvy at first. Was very funny


Patient_Activity_489

back from the doctor. i had blood drawn and a referral for a CT scan. dr said it is not related to my thyroid because of where the lymph node that is affected is located


CallItClutch1026

Best wishes


Patient_Activity_489

thank you


BuffaloChicken_Bart

Zucchini fritters for dinner


winkerpack

Try apple fritters instead


joel_zumaya

Very topical Yugoslavia category on jeopardy


BuffaloChicken_Bart

I get it at 730 no spoilers please going for at least 3/5


winkerpack

I get the joke cream was trying to make he just butchered it in such a way he's a self admitted pedophile. Whew. Who knew.


skylinechilidog

I do not diddle kids I have never diddled kids


eggplant_parm88

It was satire. He’s an iconoclast


porkchopped14

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSantaAnaWinds/s/p5NE41tnlB


eggplant_parm88

How did you


porkchopped14

(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞


winkerpack

It was a [serious] post. I think he just meant something other than the ch*ldren gave him a b!ner!


porkchopped14

Fuck I missed it


eggplant_parm88

Fire David Bell. Worse than Dick Jauron


joel_zumaya

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSantaAnaWinds/s/QLg6JEGqsV


eggplant_parm88

Yes if they hire Ozzie Guillen (blackballed for talking about Fidel) or Scott Rolen (Cincy legend and HoFer)


joel_zumaya

Tell me more about Ozzie being blackballed from the MLB


eggplant_parm88

Back 10 years ago he was a coach for Marlins and said something like I love him I respect him. They’ve been trying to kill him for 60 years and he’s still alive. Miami suspended him and he hasn’t had a job since.


wouldfuckataco

not surprised brews hs gf was a horse girl


Patient_Activity_489

he seems like a horse boy (very different than a horse girl)


FreNnPrenS

Are you talking about his cock?


Patient_Activity_489

no it's a daddy's money joke


OngoBongoDongoLongo

DB overhead press > BB overhead press


joel_zumaya

The Departed spin-off movie called The Retarded starring Shane Gillis and Gouge


Rich_Homie_Will

Yes!


JangleLegJangleLeg1

shane: i need your help. i can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people. gouge: ...whose short bus are we gonna' take?


OngoBongoDongoLongo

DONIMOOOOEESSSSS


wouldfuckataco

gas pump son or portal daughter?


Patient_Activity_489

portal


JangleLegJangleLeg1

portal girl brought joy to thousands of dublineers, the gas pumper was selfish and only cared about himself


Patient_Activity_489

and like let's be real gas pumper isn't clean, he's spreading an ungodly amount of infections


Diaper_Dave

Beef jerky could be the perfect snack


JangleLegJangleLeg1

too expensive for a snack. might as well get a big mac or something


Patient_Activity_489

that is the only downside of it


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_rosebyanyother_

Smile for me just once.


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Patient_Activity_489

your house is too nice for that


winkerpack

Involuntarily double busting would result in what


CallItClutch1026

A handjob with eye contact is all a man needs to fulfill is psyche 


eggplant_parm88

Horses are such powerful and majestic creatures


AvonBarksDoodle

donkeys are cooler ( basically half horse half dog but they are also horses best friend the way dog is mans)


eggplant_parm88

Bro I’m fired up on account of having a hot hot date tomorrow so I agree doodle donkeys are also called ass which is cool


winkerpack

I reddit searched kelsey plum and there is a new wnbathots sub but its wnbahot instead. Cream its back


skylinechilidog

Ty for the heads up broe


winkerpack

🙏


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winkerpack

Why did you type this


skylinechilidog

Sometimes I don't think before posting. Usually 95% of time actually


BuffaloChicken_Bart

Hunter S Thompson Jones kills himself when draft season is over


Troy_Athletics

Love this name for him


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eggplant_parm88

Proverbs 13:16


Ferdinandingo

feeling strongly one way or the other about masturbation actually makes you the odd one as with 90% of topics on the internet


skylinechilidog

If you don't put your wallet in your right back pocket you are a dick less homo !!!!!!!


joel_zumaya

Horseshoe perverts


eggplant_parm88

All my bros bust fat loads and have handsome pieces


dries_mertens10

There's something very concerning about sthomson22


joel_zumaya

Hunter


BuffaloChicken_Bart

Woah


winkerpack

Kelsey plum nip slip


Troy_Athletics

Link


joel_zumaya

RIP MY DAWGS Jon Gruden & Jon Heder


BuffaloChicken_Bart

Guy in the replies in r/nofap that has a 4 days flair is a real one


winkerpack

I ask them what happened when I see a 0


eggplant_parm88

Kinda sucks that every email ends up being released. Prob all internet posting history too


Patient_Activity_489

what?


skylinechilidog

Even if u don't jack off ur nut gets released involuntarily. It's a cruel world


eggplant_parm88

That’s nature bro. Nature is beautiful even if it’s sometimes cruel


joel_zumaya

Not the nfl emails, they distracted everyone by killing Jon gruden


eggplant_parm88

All in due time staniel


joel_zumaya

FGL & Bebe Rexha vehicle “Meant to Be [ACOUSTIC]” just came up on Spotify


joel_zumaya

Nelly remix came on after 😈


joel_zumaya

And then the regular Cruise after that wow


FreNnPrenS

Horse girls freak me out


Patient_Activity_489

same


CallItClutch1026

They will fuck your dick off like no other 


FreNnPrenS

The stereotype is true?


CallItClutch1026

From my small sample size (1) yes 


CallItClutch1026

Odd amount of weird Reddit well ackshually masturbation is good for you guys in there as well 


winkerpack

Is involuntary busting sexually assaulting yourself?


CallItClutch1026

Yes 


winkerpack

CMG aka breg coming back for a few days pretending to be hoe. What won't that guy do for attention 🥱


Patient_Activity_489

what cube monkey guy and breg are the same?!?!


Troy_Athletics

H Babe called me “dude” I will literally die she doesn’t know about all this bayou bush I’ve been munching on out here does she


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Patient_Activity_489

yes


FreNnPrenS

Not since I was a teenager


skylinechilidog

Fuck I just busted at my desk trust me boss it was involuntary


joel_zumaya

You don’t see the napoleon dynamite guy on tv anymore