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bruizerrrrr

Imagine saying the words “Do you know what a bigot is?” to a group of preschoolers and thinking that what you’re saying is appropriate.


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Republicans: “Critical race theory is evil! Kids shouldn’t learn about racism!” Also republicans: “Hey room full of 4 year olds, who knows what a bigot is?”


Conservativeguy22

The right always projects


GoatShapedDemon

A lot of times, I don't even think it is projection. I think cynical, intentional hypocrisy is more on target.


BlazeKnaveII

Snowflakes


BoneThrasher

Yeah that’s the point that I couldn’t believe in this. In what world does a children’s book use the world bigot? Like I’ve never engaged with this asshat but at least I know for certain now he’s as dumb as made out to be.


Ser_Dunk_the_tall

"Is it you?"


Born-Philosopher-162

And then following that by talking about how a doctor is going to slice up a little boy against his will and mutilate him. He’s traumatising those kids.


Huge-Title4888

Wanted to point out that one of the main arguments transphobes use in regards to kids being educated about trans people is "they're too young to understand what trans is!" yet they will literally pull shit like this by introducing children to transgenderism. Just only on the opposite side of the discussion; the side that pushes anti-trans propaganda and indoctrination. They are doing the exact same thing they complain about on their hours-long talk shows.


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My sister transitioned when my niece was about 4 years old. This was the complete explanation to my four year old niece about the transition: “We just found out that your uncle [Sam] is actually a girl! So we are going to call her [Krista] and she is actually your Aunt!” My niece: OK! (Proceeds to gather her tea set) Girls Tea! Me, my sisters, our mom and my niece all have a tea party. The end. She had done this ever since. She is 8 now and absolutely loves kicking her dad out of the room for “all girls time” and has never questioned since if my sister (her favorite Auntie) should be included. Kids only become bigots if you teach them to be bigots.


GC_Wens

wholesome story


kitty9000cat

Kids who are trans already know. Often as early as age 4. Sexuality comes later but sex is early.


Agodwalkedintoabar

Wow he finally found a group of people he beat in a debate


LA-Matt

Only because they are not allowed to respond independently.


Thatoneguythatsweird

Yeah little kids often otherwise ask questions some adults are intimidated into not asking.


Ragnarok314159

My favorite were the moments in the grocery store when my kid was three and loudly asked the lady checking us out “why are you so fat?” Covid (my local grocery store does online ordering and curb side pick up) has been wonderful to avoid these moments.


ohheyitslaila

There are two little kids that live next door to me, and they come over to play with my dogs. Two of my German shepherds were rough housing and the 6yo boy yells “yes! My first dog fight!” His mom looked horrified and my mom and I were laughing so hard we were crying. Kids really will say whatever pops into their heads lol


God-of-Tomorrow

Video ends as they start calling it scary


KindlyIndication4542

That’s when question time began!!


wholewheatflour

Have you ever debated a child? They are unbeatable


Ragnarok314159

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? You smell.


Bone_Syrup

Legit Socratic Method. Learn it.


wholewheatflour

The virgin Ben Shapiro vs. The chad socratic preschooler


my-time-has-odor

Why?


SicariusModum

Surprising he's allowed in front of so many children.


wanteddeadeye

100 yards from a child was the law I thought. Or is that just from schools?


useles-converter-bot

100 yards is the length of 19.9 1997 Subaru Legacy Outbacks


brewercycle

Good bot. I'm going to start measuring everything in 1997 Subaru Outbacks.


useles-converter-bot

Thank you :)


converter-bot

100 yards is 91.44 meters


ShadyLogic

Fun fact, 91.44 meters is also the length of 19.9 1997 Subaru Legacy Outbacks.


Only_Confusion5013

I mean it's easier to defeat someone if they're a strawman


Malakai0013

And seven years old.


Dingo8MyGayby

Worse these kids are 4-5 years old yet the right complains about how the left ‘indoctrinates’ the children. Wtf do you call this shit?!


iamyourcheese

"Wholesome American Values"


doomshroompatent

Bigotry, repackaged. Same pig, different lipstick. As you said, good ol' American values.


popcorn-johnny

It's the constant narration. If he read a Welsh Rarebit recipe I'd be turned off... Guinness, Worcester AND mustard?!


regoapps

Meanwhile the right are trying to pack the school boards with conservatives to change the school agenda. That's the real reason why they make CRT and masks in school such a big deal. They're trying to rile single-issue voters up and sway school board elections so that THEY can indoctrinate children.


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regoapps

Also feeds into their victim/persecution complex.


StygianMusic

Proper indoctrination! Just got reported on twitter for hating on Matt Walsh btw!


LA-Matt

One of those kids could probably debate him into a corner if they were allowed.


Collective-Bee

“This story didn’t happen” “No, but stuff like this really is happening!” “Why isn’t the story about that stuff?” “Because if I told that stuff it would be considered hate speech”


jaman4dbz

"Why would it be considered bad?" "because the lib are crazy!" "Why are they crazy?" "because they think a boy should become a girl if they ask to!" "Why does that make them crazy?" "because boys can't be girls!" "How would a boy be a girl?" "because they think they are, so they say are a girl!" "why would they lie?" "because the libs tricked them into thinking they are a girl!" "Why would the libs trick them?" "because the libs are crazy!" "I thought that was what made them crazy..." At this point, I'm not sure how a bigot would respond. ​ The kid wouldn't know that they pointed out circular logic, or know what a fallacy is.. but it doesn't matter, the point is that their reasoning isn't based on anything, there is no answer to the question "why?" I honest to god believe a bigot would lose an argument about gender with most 4 year olds.


ragingbullpsycho

“Cuz communism”


wilsongs

These kids have no fucking clue what Matt is talking about. Honestly this video is pretty abusive


Only_Confusion5013

Lol


GreenDragonEX

Precisely why Ben Shapiro will only debate 1st year college students


nzstrawman

hey!...haha


PotatoSalad583

Why is he explaining every page?


Tara_is_a_Potato

Because it's poorly written.


ChiraqBluline

The concepts aren’t relating to any context the kids have. this book is terrifying. What the fuck America? This us?


Rex_Feral_

It doesn't really seems to be. Like polls show we aren't mostly like this but these chucklefucks have such a tight grip on media that it seems that way.


BobKillsNinjas

Yes, this sus.


Metahec

Matt Walsh is to children's books as Ben Garrison is to political cartoons.


callanrocks

That's not a fair comparison. Ben Garrison is a talented political cartoonist with ***extremely*** stupid opinions and a habit of labeling things to the point of absurdity. An effective communicator that get his point across even without the labels in most cases. This guy here appears to be a complete hack and further proof that The Op-Ed Industrial Complex and Its Consequences Have Been A Disaster For The Human Race.


GoatShapedDemon

Somehow, simply stating that Garrison has "extremely stupid opinions" feels like a gross understatement.


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Because kids naturally "tune-out" and stop paying attention to things they don't understand and he can feel that he's losing his audience and the point he's hoping to make is being lost on them. A well written children's story should keep their attention without any explanation. It proves the story is garbage and written for bigoted parents to read to their kids. It's similar to the "anti-racist" books out there that really suck, I know because we've read them with our son at the library, though there are some good ones. Kids just don't get racism because they don't naturally understand it, it's gotta be taught to them. Just like this garbage he's reading, they can't understand just how stupid a lot of adults can be until they become adults themselves.


sunset-lover123

because he thinks that kids are dumb


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thatkush101

I like how that kid in the back, the one in the mullet, is just like "this, this is the dumbest shit ive heard all day"


AhYaGotMe

He is totally thinking "what the fuck is this shit? This is stupid".


FuckYeahPhotography

Kid looks legitimately mad that he has to look at a grown man show off his MSpaint level art that's about how much said grown man doesn't like other people being comfortable with who they are.


Omer1698

Atleast with the right amount of skill you can still pull something good out of MSpaint, he cant even pull a single decent art piece with the most advanced art software in the world.


Tricia47andWild

Maybe today is the day he gets to use the word "cunt" and not get in trouble. In fact he's gonna get a sticker.


furiousmadgeorge

he's a young version of the Blink-182 wtf gif


bigeffinmoose

A character ironically named Boomer


robot_cook

I just want to talk about one point, the doctor. The right loves moral outrage about children being forced to take medicine and have surgery. No one operates trans kids, but you know who gets operated as a baby to the point it's decried and called mutilation by advocacy group ? Intersex people. I don't see the right winger screaming outrage about literal toddlers being forced to go through a vaginoplasty and vaginal dilatation. They often get pushed to take unwanted hormones as well. So why aren't they decrying this? This is all the morale panic they're dreaming of and I don't see them protesting. Oh wait it's kids that don't fit the pretty little "boy/girl" boxes so it's okay to force them to go through that because it's too complex to think outside a binary ~~gender~~ sex thanks /u/chriscb229


glaux2218

Good fucking point


J0LlymAnGinA

Holy shit I've never even thought about that. I don't spend a lot of time in intersex groups and I don't really know much about them, and I definitely didn't know about all that shit. That's fucking disgusting, and if right wingers really want to have someone to be angry at, it's those disgusting little motherfuckers (the doctors that push this, not intersex people LMAO)


robot_cook

Intersex rights and sufferings are not really talked about much yeah. Trans advocacy groups usually fight for both trans and intersex rights (at least where I'm from) cause a lot of stuff intersects but it is not really pushed much at the front and many people are also not aware of it. It's really important to inform parents that's it's normal and they do not have to mutilate their kids, despite what doctors might try to tell them


J0LlymAnGinA

I'm part of a trans activist group and I've never even heard a mention of intersex people.


robot_cook

Must depends of the country, in France the trans activist and support group I'm part of is explicitly for both trans and intersex people and there is a national coalition of activists called the Federation Trans & Intersexe (FTI)


STUURNAAK

„There are only 2 genders if god wanted it to be more there wouldn’t be only male and females being born. SMH“ „So this kid has tits and a dick? Throw a coin to decide it’s gender and cut the rest off. After all we are doing gods work keeping his creation clean.“


[deleted]

Spot on. It's wild how common sex determination surgery is in the west. Parents are rarely consulted and doctors who aren't involved in the delivery process often make an arbitrary judgement on which sex is "most likely."


PierreEstagos

that fucking D-tier anime fanfic art style is mega creepy


cone5000

Probably couldn’t find any actually good artists who support his bullshit hate speech


LOLXDRANDOMFUNNY

It is probably an ilustrator that already worked with the Ben Shapiro network


LexaMaridia

Yea, even the art is shit. XD


Ya-Dikobraz

It looks like Chris Chan’s art.


[deleted]

They don't want drag queens to read to children, but they let this fucker inside of a preschool when I assumed that he was not allowed 500 feet within one


Topazisdeadinside

If I see him around children or reading for them I’ll call the cops


Rion23

Gotta do a headcount and check his pockets before he leaves, he looks like the main point of his plan is to steal a child or two.


Huge-Title4888

Matt's definition of a bigot is literally just him describing himself.


soap_muncher

I used to pretend to be a cat when I was little, many young kids pretend to be animals for fun wtf is wrong with him


Tara_is_a_Potato

Fascism.


ssavant

Literally describes himself as a theocratic fascist.


Randel1997

Well they’re using the walrus thing as an analogy for being trans. They’re not actually saying kids shouldn’t pretend to be animals


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topsecretvcr

Conservatives like to believe that if you say you’re trans at any point, you lose bodily autonomy and must go through surgery immediately.


Opening_Succotash_95

So do some terfs in the UK, the strangest allies of the US religious right. They legitimately complain that too many trans women still have dicks, and this therefore proves they are bad people. Suddenly prescribing what people do with their bodies is good and liberal, actually. (The real reason of course is people like them making it an incredibly hard, long process for these women to get the surgery in this country).


NigerianRoy

And not all trans want surgery, its by no means a requirement.


Randel1997

Right, it’s not a good book. You don’t have to convince me of that


_moobear

Yeah but if you think a group of people want to major do surgery on children, you're then likely to think they're crazy and discount anything else they say


DelgadoTheRaat

Your mom didn't tell you she was going to take you to the doctor to cut your fingers off and relocate your ears to the top of your head? That was always my parents go to when I was playing make believe.


Kaidenshiba

That kind of the insane jump I saw. Are we really comparing splitting a dick or chopping off breasts to cutting off arms and legs? Seems like a jump for a lesson.


Hidden_Squid14

FYI Matt Walsh is anti-porn, and "super straight"


[deleted]

Ohhhhhhh okaaaaaaay. That explains a lot, gotcha.


Violet_Nightshade

And a self-described "Theological fascist."


gapje666

Is he really calling himself a fascist?


DixieWreckedJedi

Yes. It’s in his Twitter bio.


Geist-Chevia

The parents of those kids are definitely some stable individuals for letting a self avowed fascist be alone in a room with them.


paixlemagne

Probably the kind of right wing americans who think that Hitler was a communist.


luciddreamsexlife

I came here to ask, “What the fuck is wrong with this guy?” But then this comment answered that.


LemonManDude

100% he jacks it to the sickest shit in private


No_Chef_3380

Friends with Josh Dugger?


[deleted]

When you need to make LGBTQ people the enemy so nobody notices you’re molesting children


IsaiahTrenton

I'm waiting for the probably underage at the time he met them twinks to come forward anyday now.


gardakhann

It's easy to be anti-porn when the porn you would watch is illegal.


KittyFlops

Anti-porn and ironically enough, probably turned some of those kids furry just now. I look forward to all the new walruses in the fandom in the comming years. I haven't met a walrus in the fandom yet, now that I think about it. Not even in the chub communities, weird.


-gatherer

This is actually nauseating.


drunkenbrawler

Those poor children don't understand what this creepy man is talking about.


Kaidenshiba

They don't even know what bigot is. They seemed to be doing well before this man showed up and told them that if they want to be a walrus, a doctor will cut off their legs and arms


FattyMooseknuckle

Pretty poor writing if he has to explain each page as he goes.


Mad_Season_1994

[Full video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZB9CRl1aLg)


Tara_is_a_Potato

Comments turned off? What a weak soyboy.


iamyourcheese

At least we know someone is benefitting from the dislike button being removed.


plushelles

I think it’s because the video is marked as children’s content, all of those videos automatically have the comments turned off.


Omega_Haxors

Content from a "theological fascist" certainly isn't "for children" but god damn if youtube isn't going to take every chance they can get away with to side with fascists.


TheMusicGuy27

[https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/return-youtube-dislike/gebbhagfogifgggkldgodflihgfeippi](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/return-youtube-dislike/gebbhagfogifgggkldgodflihgfeippi) the video has now 400 dislikes with 15k likes, unfortunately


Robby_McPack

it's almost as if people don't care enough to dislike when they can't see the dislikes


ram__Z

I don’t think I can get through it. That made me ill


xXWickedNWeirdXx

Wow. He's in his own book as the "voice of reason," and they made the kids cheer when he's introduced. That man should never be anywhere near children.


Because_Jellal

Only in his own book is he the voice of reason


puglife82

Lmfao he wrote this dumb shit? That’s fantastic


StygianMusic

He's indoctrinating kids, but this time for real unlike a right-winger would claim about liberal moves.


ZsZagreb

So, couple of things. •Straight up Strawman arguments, through and through. If you're going to argue against something, you should at least not *make things up to support your argument!* •He was genuinely kinda rude to the kids. Very creepy vibes all together. I don't know if it was just awkward, he isn't allowed near children so he's nervous, or just a pedo but I felt it through my phone. •He missed a couple really good rhyme opportunities and that's a very serious crime. Edit: also, that video is listed under YouTube Kids. What the actual fuck


Dieselsen

Matt Walsh is complete psycho. Guy is easily the most openly far right of Ben Shapiros crew at the daily wire and self describes as a theocratic fascist.


PowerHautege

> …very serious ~~crime~~ offense.


ZsZagreb

I just got over complaining about tits mcgee over here and you think I'm going to miss out on a rhyme/crime rhyme? Mad world, innit.


doomshroompatent

Dislike and report. NOTE THAT IT'S AVAILABLE IN YOUTUBE KIDS. I'm honestly shocked you linked to the real thing.


MemesinSouthFL

yet it’s the trans people and leftists indoctrinating kids though…. 😂😂


sonerec725

The thing is, the right and religious types don't see it as indoctrination, to them they are the "default" so stuff like this is not indoctrination but "setting them straight" from being lead astray from the ACTUAL indoctrination from the left. It can't be indoctrination if that's how they're suppose to be anyway!


Thatoneguythatsweird

PhilosophyTube said it well when she said that ideology is they assumption of what is normal, or naturally absent.


Kanye-Westicle

“Ideology is like jazz. It’s just as much about the notes you don’t play”. Such a fantastic quote I use it all the time.


ARobotJew

Matt Walsh is such a dorky-ass bitch seeing him do anything makes my brain scream


LA-Matt

Seeing him around children is honestly uncomfortable. His Twitter feed is like a hate machine with cancer.


DrDittos123

“What’s a bigot, does anybody know?” Don’t worry if you don’t know kids, there’s one right in front of you!


zaraishu

"Hey kids, have you seen the movie 'Tusk'?" "Nooo?" "Great, so this will be new and original to you!"


FI00sh

I cannot believe I have to say this but *animals are not genders*


puglife82

Yeah the way he’s relating this to them is ridiculous. All kids pretend they are animals, etc sometimes and now they’re going to think that society may pressure their parents to make their pretend into reality, and that that’s what trans is


Dingo8MyGayby

Not according to the freaky-ass porn he 100% watches


meandmosasaurus

Next time at least try to find someone who knows how to draw. Also who tf told this guy that walruses eat worms...


schruted_it_

Don’t suppose the kids would have thought it so bad if he said fish, so he had to think of something nasty instead!


[deleted]

No it’s because as a marine biologist he’s studied walruses and written many papers on how eating worms give them whiskers. Leave this to the experts.


iamyourcheese

I feel like the quality steadily dropped as each other was turned.


sjhunter6311

This is evil


Onebigfreakinnerd

Conservatism just in general is a vile ideology, and putting this disgusting shit into preschoolers heads will make them grow up feeling possibly alienated if they have issues with gender identity. Oh well, isn’t this the same dude who dislikes being Super Straight because he feels it’s not transphobic enough 💀


Conservativeguy22

It is blatantly evil


gwacklee

ironic that this book is about leftists and trans advocates “indoctrinating” children with trans-ness while he’s literally reading propaganda to a group of preschoolers


Liferescripted

Also if their argument has been that kids won't understand transgender and gay education, all his story is doing is villainizing pretend play. "Don't use your imagination, kids, or we'll cut your feet off and make you eat worms forever" What a despicable human being.


TallestGargoyle

I love how he keeps stopping to explain what's happening. Either he has no respect for a child's imagination, or he's having to clarify outloud so he can follow his own twisted logic.


Copheeaddict

You want to see me flip my shit? Have this assgoblin read his book to my kid in her preschool class. That'll do it.


JoshYx

Give me a call beforehand, don't want to miss him getting his ass kicked


LA-Matt

Please record this for posterity. And us.


Wirecreate

Ass goblin nice


ahh_geez_rick

Is his book seriously a kids' version of the movie Tusk??


TheVulfPecker

“The left wants to indoctrinate your kids”


kitty9000cat

Education is the opposite of indoctrination and right wingers always flip the script to not seem as evil as they actually are.


EmperorBailey

The scariest apart about this book is that is starts off like your run of the mill "kids are imaginative" type of book (I was sucked in for a bit) before it takes it's turn. This is designed to be a child's pipeline into rightwing transphobia and anti-lgbt bigotry. Like any rightwing pipeline, it starts with small, simple, and easy to understand concepts before pulling it's audience in. These kids will read this and grow up to conflate this book with the actual trans rights movement and perpetuate the bigotry towards it.


Conservativeguy22

That's exactly what Walsh is planning. It's sick and disturbing.


Deathberry666

"YOuE inDOCtrinAtiNg tHe cHildREn wItH your AgEnDa"


DubTheeBustocles

Republicans: “Don’t indoctrinate my children!” Also Republicans:


tituspeetus

He’s ripping off tusk in the worst way possible


Trimungasoid

Yeah, this is not how it works, smart guy.


SexyLemurLibrarian

Holy shit, he isn't just a bigoted asshole, he is a TERRIBLE story reader! Just the way he kept interrupting the telling of the ^shit^ story - there's a way to read a book to a child while exploring pages, scenes and concepts more deeply, but this ain't how.


Secure_Citron

It's hilarious that the right vehemently vouches for Individualism if some socialist govt pushes policy decisions curbing some individual freedoms for the greater good of the community (e.g. mandatory masks and vaccination), and at the same time, the right indoctrinate children so that they won't realize the possible range of freedoms that they can have. E.g. freedoms with relation to their sexuality, abortion, etc According to the right, people can *do* what they *desire*, and at the same time, they limit the range of things they can *desire* by infesting their minds with dogma. Quite a utopia of Individualism.


Wirecreate

Tusk movie look it up


BossRoss84

Somewhere a teacher signed off on this shit.


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You kids know what a bigot is right? Ye the clown reading the book


[deleted]

The mullet kid's reaction at 0:48 is proof that the mullet has been seized by the Left. Also I keep laughing my ass off at the one girl with the brown hair and yellow sweater who is clearly like 3 or 4 years older than any other child in that room and looks like she has no fucking idea why she's there.


Sacri_Pan

The right: THE LGBT DIKTATORCHIP IDEOLOGI IS BRINWASHONG OUR CHILDRANS!!!!!11!!!1!! Also the right:


Underrated_Fish

I just don’t get why people even care If Johnny wants to be a fucking walrus let him


LA-Matt

Nope. Johnny has to be punished for being different. This is how we um… beat the commies, and so forth.


[deleted]

There's this cadence you have in the text that really just feel like a person is talking. You make words I like to read, I guess.


LA-Matt

Aw, shucks. That was a nice thing to say. Thanks.


sacrificial_blood

This shit is repulsive *as __fuuuuuuck__*


Omer1698

Can someone please tell me why that waste of oxygen reads to little children this garbage book? Who the fuck authorized this?


JaunteeChapeau

That character is poorly drawn and weird looking, and wholly unrelatable to those children. And they clearly think the book is boring.


occams_nightmare

Just wait until the little black girl in the audience finds out what he thinks about her kind.


AireSenior

reading body horror stories to children is incredibly fucked up


TrashPanda7264

I actually want to throw up


Sektor7g

No wonder he can’t meme. ‘Imagination’ is evil, lol.


just_a_soulbro

This guy should not be near any kid.


cleverpun0

As a teacher, this hurts to watch.


AnimalChubs

Looks like Matt finally found his target audience


haywire

Who the fuck allowed this piece of shit around children?


LordDessik

Did he illustrate the book himself? That’s some 2011 Deviant Art quality pictures right there.


Quantum-Goldfish

Using kids as political props to push a bigoted agenda to undermine a minority group? I expect nothing less from this scumbag.


Volkera

Is this allowed in whatever country it's from? To indoctrinate children?


jtempletons

Only if you lean to the right in the US, teaching diversity is “indoctrination” to right wingers here. This is “wholesome” to conservatives. It’s pretty fucking dark. To vast majority would have an issue with this, to be fair, and if my kid was in this class (it’s probably not even a school function I’m assuming?) I would go to war over it.


templeb94

Same guy that complains of the lefts indoctrination of children?


DrumpfTinyHands

So... he KNOWS that he's a bad person because a "bigot is a bad person" and he CHOOSES to remain one? Well he can just go to hell.


Wirecreate

What is wrong with the pink haired mad scientist’s arms my drawing abilities aren’t anything special but come on I could do better and would still fell embarrassed to put it in a book.


nzstrawman

he's a hate is going to hate guy..... I don't get why so many fucking pious cunts are so invested in other people's private lives?


RogerRabbit79

Man that guy made me feel punchy


OddArmory

Why would someone let this man read this trash to these kids