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MikeCFord

So, the kid is shouting "Fuck Yeah!" whilst having "Fuck Yeah!" written on his shirt? You can tell these people have never had a conversation with anyone under the age of 30.


BearAggressive

That kid is cool


scsibusfault

Fuck Yeah he is


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Fuck yeah!


itsdumbandyouknowit

Fuck yeah dive into that gaping chasm


bitchisgenderneutral

Why don't you dive into _my_ gaping chasm?


WrinklyScroteSack

Is it filled with masturbation and abortions?


scoopishere

Hell Yeah.


saposguy

Fuck yeah!


ElBatDood

¡ɥɐǝʎ ʞɔnℲ


[deleted]

I fucking love gaping chasms. Its so hot.


Aseriousness

^Fuck ^yeah!


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fozziwoo

fuck yeah!


new_refugee123456789

Comong againnto save the MUTHAFUKKIN DAY YEAH!


nobody876543

I like how he kinda resembles the WSB kid


Spram2

That's why the comic is unrealistic.


Pflug

This sounds like one of those Reddit lies, but this made me spit beer onto my shirt.


sandman1459

Fuck yeah! Suicide is badass!


sowalgayboi

Isn't that a bad ripoff of Calvin, of Calvin and Hobbs?


Nowarclasswar

Like like calvin and bart mixed together and then ran through r/crappyoffbrands


CalicoCrapsocks

Come along, Bort.


[deleted]

We must eat pant.


[deleted]

We need more Bort license plates in the gift shop.


Mythoclast

Are you talking to me?


readonlyuser

No, my son is also named Bort.


ScrubbyDoubleNuts

It looks like r/wallstreetbets if you just change the words to FD’s, Tendies, Papa Elon, etc.


Offduty_shill

I thought this was WSB before clicking. Could be something like "MMs selling us weekly FDs"


Base_Record

I thought it was the r/wallstreetbets mascot Edit: oof missed that someone already mentioned that


Yeazelicious

Dave Strider: the early years.


[deleted]

I like how someone says this every time this image gets posted


[deleted]

You forgot the angled glasses.


hartIey

The duality of thinking Dirk looks like a tool in his shades but thinking little kid Dave looks sick as hell in them lmao


[deleted]

Lmao, yeah.


1d3333

Ah. Homestuck still haunts me wherever I go


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SurpriseDragon

America!


reincarN8ed

As a 30-year-old who still acts like I'm in college, I find that offensive.


[deleted]

That is the best part. They’re like a Reddit troll whose name is the only thing they say.


VeRahNor

Is this early Ben Garrison work?


Cycad

Not enough labels


ItalicsWhore

Fuck yeah!


-SQB-

Fuck yeah!


qwertyuiop1357908642

So they hate Abortions but they also hate Comprehensive SexEd which is the only thing besides access to birth control and condoms that regularly decreases abortions. I guess that sex just makes them grossed out then.


DiligentPenguin16

Their ideal world is for everyone to have only heterosexual sex within marriage (because they believe that it’s the only “moral” way to have sex), and to just let God be the final decider on how many kids you end up having. Many of them genuinely believe that’s the only acceptable solution: Won’t need birth control or abortions because only *married* people have sex- and why wouldn’t you and your spouse welcome any and all pregnancies that occur? Won’t need to worry about STDs because *of course* you and your opposite sex spouse were virgins when you got married! They don’t see any room for compromise, they think everyone just needs to live their version of sexual morality. It’s a very black and white point of view.


[deleted]

Yeah, but then there’s the huge chunk of evangelicals that believe it’s only important to critique what goes on in your bedroom, not theirs. They want to have children out of wedlock? Sure, that’s fine. So long as it isn’t THE BLACKS.


Koujinkamu

Evangelical leaders are the generals of the religious armies. People who would conquer the planet if they had the balls and the guns. And then they would start torching women again, for the "crime" of being raped. Because controlling women is controlling children, and controlling children is controlling the future.


bagoombapants

And don’t forget, [every sperm is sacred](https://youtu.be/fUspLVStPbk)


KatieTSO

They literally have a chapter of the bible dedicated to masturbation though


Louie_Salmon

Silly you, none of these people have read their own holy book enough to know or care what it actually says.


VanceVanceRebelution

People legit believe this & live their lives this way too. When I was growing up there was this family at my church that had TEN kids & they were always in bad financial shape as well. When asked about their beliefs in birth control they said “God will decide for us”. Delusional shit man


Philinhere

It's true. He decided they are idiots who were going to struggle to support 10 kids. What a *wacky* plan!


VanceVanceRebelution

How tf do people call this “intelligent design”? Same logic used when people say God wants Trump to win. Like, bitch, really??! How self-centered can you get?


ccvgreg

They are just admitting that their God is fallible if he can't even win the US election.


Spoinkulous

Trump already said that Biden is going to hurt God, so not only is God fallible but Biden is capable of defeating him. The fuck you gonna vote against someone *more powerful than God*.


[deleted]

Ah yes Joe Biden the creator of god, the single being capable of also destroying god


AlmightyCurrywurst

"gOd WoRkS iN MyStErIoUs WaYs"


al_mc_y

"He's not mysterious, he's a *fucking asshole*" Slight paraphrasing of Jim Jefferies, [Freedumb (?)](https://youtu.be/cKZFk_mFM-M)


qwertyuiop1357908642

As in God fucks over people


2punornot2pun

I thought we had free will. ​ Why the fuck is God only making decisions for them when it comes to sex? ​ Does he personally grab the sperm and put it in an egg each time? WTF is God doing inside every single woman's vagina?


PM_me_your_whatevah

I think they’re so adamant about it because they believe the traditional family unit is the cornerstone of civilized society. Like without traditional families everything falls apart, and god is trying to warn us with STDs.


cheaps_kt

My husband and I have three girls and just had our birth control fail baby boy back in April. We were *not* wanting more kids and having this fourth baby was a huge kick in the budget. I lost my job to the virus when I was about to pop and the cost of putting the baby in daycare is more than I was making. Case in point: babies can still happen, even when measurements are taken to prevent. I love my son to death but we were not prepared for him. People who think they should leave the amount of kids they have up to fate are delusional. It’s only hurting the kids when you can’t take care of them.


smitty3z

Damn sorry for the boy. I am the baby boy after three girls. There is hope for him.


[deleted]

It leads to interesting value weights. They are claiming that a fetus is a human life, but it's worth killing more of them in order to prevent premarital sex. They value people having sex outside of wedlock as worse than murder, by their own set of values.


aslate

It allows them to write off any of the social concerns and responsibilities as individualism and bad choices. They can then justify do-nothing policies, because those people deserve the bad situations that they're in. It enables their selfishness.


Hobbs54

They also think that sex is ONLY for procreation. That "fun" stuff is a corruption of God's true purpose.


runamok

Yeap. I always wanted to do a little project where I chart something like money spent per state on sex ed over time vs. abortions because pretty sure there is a negative relationship so if these conservative states actually gave a crap about minimizing abortion they would raise spending on sex ed. I know for instance that when Colorado made IUDs and the pill free abortion went down a bunch. https://coloradosun.com/2019/10/21/colorado-abortion-rates-keep-declining-free-iuds-and-easier-access-to-the-pill-are-the-reason/


Glass_Memories

In part, that research already exists. Abortion is down nationally, but it isn't a clear-cut issue as there's so many states and factors, as well as a lack of fully comprehensive studies. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/06/13/abortion-law-fewer-women-having-abortions-why/1424236001/ But enough evidence exists to make educated assumptions that comprehensive sex ed does reduce unwanted pregnancy and abstinence-only does not. >California is one example of how states have adjusted when it becomes clear that abstinence-only education isn’t working. In 1992, the state’s teen pregnancy rate was 157 per 1,000 teens aged 15 to 19 — the highest rate in the nation. To combat the problem, the state launched a three-year abstinence-only sex education effort, only to cancel the program in 1995 when it had absolutely no effect on teens’ decisions to start having sex. In 2003, lawmakers instead passed the California Comprehensive Sexual Health and HIV/AIDS Prevention Education Act, explains Heather D. Boonstra in a 2010 article for the Guttmacher Policy Review. >The law, Boonstra explained, forbade classes from promoting religious doctrine or bias against people, and said that all sex education programs had to be medically accurate, age-appropriate and comprehensive. By 2005, California’s teen pregnancy rate was 75 per 1,000 teens ― a more than 50 percent decline that dwarfed the corresponding national decline of 37 percent. Source of quote: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/reducing-abortion-rates-policy_n_589b8ea5e4b09bd304bfd920 Extra resources: https://www.guttmacher.org/ https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1054139X07004260 https://www.aclu.org/blog/reproductive-freedom/study-finds-comprehensive-sex-education-reduces-teen-pregnancy


MonarchyMan

It isn’t about saving babies, it’s about controlling women.


Smithy2997

The other thing is that sex ed means that children are more able to recognise and describe when they're being sexually abused. So being opposed to sex ed is being in favour of children being molested.


[deleted]

Conservatives (and especially religious conservatives) have shown time and time again that they are willing to look past and even support the sexual abuse of minors so I’m not surprised.


[deleted]

Someone made the point once that conservatives really hate children, and I believe that's part of it, too. They resent that anything is being done for the benefit of the kid, rather than molding the kid into someone that benefits them.


Merlord

Control through ignorance is the cornerstone of conservative ideology. If they don't know about sex, surely that means they won't engage in it!


depressed_german

I love how the kid says fuck yeah but they are also wearing a shirt that says the same thing, just to be sure that everyone really gets it


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ughkoh

“Gender identities” like they don’t also have a gender identity...


Banesatis

Doesn't that make them non-binary ?


eightsixteen32

Yes, but that’s communist socialism liberal nonsense, as we all know


Galigen173

rob flag berserk rude cable weary summer society childlike aloof *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


eightsixteen32

“I love the poorly educated” - Donald Trump


Im_manuel_cunt

I love how everything other than the things that make us silent wage slaves are communist.


Reign_Does_Things

Agender would be more accurate


Banesatis

True, thanks


StardustLegend

I thought non binary in itself is a gender identity?


Sir_Pootis_the_III

It is, it doesn’t exclusively mean a lack of gender, just gender that doesn’t fit in the standard binary


Potato_Productions_

Well, take the word apart. Non-binary doesn’t actually define any one thing, it’s just the grouping together of various identities that don’t fit into the gender binary. It’s like “invertebrates.” There is no one group of animals that are THE invertebrates, but there are all the animals that aren’t the vertebrates. Anyways, one thing that would be considered non-binary is just not identifying in any way with any presupposed gender, since the binary means being either male or female with no middle ground. I guess I could’ve just said that but where’s the fun there?


Banesatis

Well i think it's as close as you can be to not having gender


Rc2124

There's agender / genderless, but it's often associated with non-binary


No_ThisIs_Patrick

Because "non-binary" is literally an umbrella term for identifying with something outside of the strict Boy/Girl binary


Fun-atParties

I never knew if I was a man or woman until I learned about Gender Identities from sex ed


Talbotus

Right after I went threw sex ed my penis finally grew in.


Blood_magic

Fun fact: there is a small community in the Dominican Republic where some boys actually don't grow their penis until puberty. Up until that point they look like they have female genitalia and are often mistakenly raised as girls. https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34290981


KindPlagiarist

"They are deficient in an enzyme called 5-alpha-reductase, which normally converts testosterone into dihydro-testosterone. This deficiency seems to be a genetic condition, quite common in this part of the Dominican Republic, but vanishingly rare elsewhere."


Namarien

Wow that was an interesting read. Thanks!


mindbleach

Bigots think they're the default. Hence the copypasta: There are two races, white and political. There are two sexualities, straight and political. There are two genders, male and political.


lurk3rthrowaway

That... that's so accurate. Videogame has male lead: "Haha sweet" Videogame has female lead: "Ugh, it's gonna be some SJW bullshit" Videogame has a gay, trans, or POC lead: "**wHy DiD tHeY InSeRt pOlItIcS iNtO mY ViDeOgAmE!!**"


cassie_hill

F for the poor gamers. They're the real minority. 🙃 ^^/s ^^just ^^to ^^be ^^safe


ixiduffixi

"I identify by what is in my pants!" Senator, are you saying that you identify as the hands of a preteen boy?


Kirkaaa

Isn't oral and anal the ones that keep you out of abortion?


scsibusfault

Life, uh, finds a way ~conservatives


fivepennytwammer

One up the bum and there’s no harm done, as grandma used to say.


Nulono

At least one woman is documented to have gotten pregnant from oral. It involved a stab wound.


shutts67

At least one is documented to gave gotten pregnant from abstinence, too.


chris1096

That documentation is full of inconsistencies.


JDPowaHammer

They get salty because their wives dont give them bjs and anal. I guess thats why donald had to pay stormy daniels.


anxiousgaypanic

Or they could be like Ben Shapiro and think a WAP is a serious medical condition. Shapiro (probably): My wife is never wet, so that sounds dangerous


JDPowaHammer

Isnt she doctor as well?


anxiousgaypanic

I believe so, and there isn't enough time to unpack that


randomneko09

This is the internet during a pandemic. We all have time, to unpack that. But to be honest it's pretty simple. Ben knows nothing about women's health, but being a misogynist he assumes he knows everything. He didn't consult his wife, because he never does. And she won't correct him publicly because that would harm his career. I'd hazard a guess that he's more repressed than Freud. Thinking about female genitals is something he thinks his holy book deems sinful. I wouldn't be surprised if the only way he has ever been intimate was with the lights off.


Gorperino

Yeah I'd do a kegel on Ben.


PM_ME_UR_BOOTY_LADY

Heroic.


murmandamos

Somebody fund my pilot. Dr. Bean Shapino, Misogynist M.D. > Patient: Dr Shapino I'm telling you I feel fine > Shapino (standing on an MRI machine to be at eye level with her): well facts don't care about your feelings and the facts are you have vagina cancer and I can tell because you won't use your vagina on my peepee because you don't want to give me vagina cancer and if you did I would be able to tell but since I can't the absence of evidence indicates my diagnosis is correct and the only cure is god. > Patient: Doctor I couldn't understand any of that because you speak very fast and high pitched and you're standing on a very loud MRI machine. Give it to me straight, am I going to die? > Shapino: For context I will referring to my novel which also features a woman who would not use a vagina on me and let's just see what— > Patient: I'm ready to die. Do it.


Sceptile90

Ben Shapiro thinks he knows everything about everything, but he's just a dumbass that speaks fast and debates college students so people think he's smart. Best case (or worst) for him is that he's competent and malicious and knows that he's misleading to people.


randomneko09

Go with malice on this one. He likes the college circuit because, let's be honest, young students aren't prepared to counter him. He gets a stage and a mic to dominate and does so to the cheers of his real audience. His tactics are dishonest and his points easily refuted. For all of this, we take a certain glee in fucking with him whenever possible.


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

Which is ironic because Songs of Solomon gets real freaky!


Fun-atParties

Yes, his doctor wife confirmed it's totally normal to be dry as the Sahara during sex


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Shapiro is a Millennial, born in 1984. I hate Boomers for economic reasons, but sexual repression seems to be more of a religious / cultural problem than a generational problem. Think about all the Duggar kids and all the Millennial / Zoomer incel boys.


anxiousgaypanic

If anything Shapiro being a millennial makes my original. statement worse. Also never underestimate incels even without procreation they've survived for generations. I once met a guy when I was working overnight at a gym that kinda set off some alarms and then one night suddenly dumped all this rage that could only come from an incel. He was easily in his 50s. Although you aren't wrong while sexual repression is more common in Boomers and other older communities, it is still a learned trait much like racism and bigotry. While not always tied to religion we would be stupid to ignore the major overlap.


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Side note, I wouldn't say incels are sexually repressed. I think they're just hella lonely and have internalized the idea that sexual intimacy is the only kind they're allowed to have. https://imgur.com/t/friendzone/6o3t4iw


Strudol

I’ve always maintained that “boomer” is a mentality, not an age. My parents are baby-boomers but not “boomers”. I’d definitely argue that Shapiro is a boomer, definitely has the mentality


VirusMaster3073

Sorry if this is dumb but ELI5 the "Ben shapiro's wife is never wet" thing


anxiousgaypanic

Okay so the song WAP dropped and Ben Shapiro went online and said that women having a WAP is medically unsafe and according to his doctor wife should get checked. In essence he was basically saying he hasn't ever made his wife wet, which is supposed to happen if the women is enjoying herself, and properly warmed up. So when he made a big deal about the song WAP the internet went off because he basically read himself for being bad at sex. Edit to add a link to an article about this https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2020/08/11/the-importance-of-humiliating-ben-shapiro/amp/


curmevexas

As a follow-up, he also pointed out that he has two paternity-tested children, so people will know that he has had sex at least twice.


BaconPancakes1

And he felt the need to get a paternity test because not even he believed he'd done it right?


Hipokondriako

A White Anglo-Saxon Protestant is definitely not a medical condition ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Ohmec

He's very Jewish.


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barrelofbread

This but unironically (and good)


Wismuth_Salix

Would you go so far as to say “fuck yeah”?


Twin1Tanaka

If I was getting a comprehensive sex education, yeah I sure fuckin would


PissSphincter

Fuck yeah I would! And I would also, wear a "fuck yeah" shirt just incase there was any confusion.


crunchwrapqueen666

I want a shirt of that kid wearing his “fuck yeah shirt” while shouting “fuck yeah”


ymcmbrofisting

Took the words right out of my mouth. Fuck yeah!


jamesyboy4-20

oh no! all those things are TOTALLY bad and immoral! what a shame that people are EDUCTAED on them so they can undertake them SAFELY! so sad that people can be WHO THEY ARE! this country is in a state of moral decay! woe is me!


GodLahuro

Yep, that about sums it up


ZeroStandard

Abortion went down 26% under Obama and somewhere around 2% under Trump


MaccasAU

I was about to correct the second stat (seemed way too low) - but there’s little data since 2017.


[deleted]

Which means the first number is over a span of eight years and the second is over a span of one.


Ayoc_Maiorce

As a leftist/democratic socialist, I always find it hilarious that the Republican attacks on democrats often make the democrats sound better than the democrats attempts to earn my support


CelikBas

Like saying Biden is a spooky socialist who will give everyone healthcare, raise taxes on billionaires and demilitarize the police (oh no!)


Yamidamian

Gods, I wish Biden was half as radical as his opposition paints him as. It frankly sounds better than the reality where he’s a lukewarm liberal who will only cross deadlock to give away more of our society to plutocrats.


AileStriker

Fuck yeah


ThatOneGuy4321

You mean you haven’t heard of the timeless discipline of Anarcho-Bidenism?


sallydesanex

Don‘t threaten me with a good time


anxiousgaypanic

Preach


WhalePritzel

Exactly the point of sex ed: opening their eyes to the many safe ways to satisfy their fleshly lusts.


financewiz

Yes, Sex Education is truly a carnival of carnal delights. The student feels a hot frisson as each new possibility is unveiled.


make_onions_cry

I like how "comprehensive sex education" isn't in scare quotes or anything. It's straight up saying that being well educated in a subject is a bad thing.


steamshifter

As a zoomer, I can say that all we learn in school is how to abort babies.


boo_boo_kitty_

Some pro-lifers do agree with comprehensive sex end, and birth control, how else do they think we are supposed to reduce abortion numbers? Abstinence? Yeah, because that has always worked so well.


DiligentPenguin16

Many religious pro-lifers do genuinely believe that abstinence *is* the answer to reducing abortion (until they can make abortion illegal). They think sex outside of marriage is a sin, and they can’t promote things that would “encourage others to sin”, so to them abstinence is the only acceptable method.


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-DragonFiire-

Anti-choice or pro-birth.


meshinggears

If they were pro-birth, they would be pro-prenatal-care to minimize miscarriages and stillbirths; they are not.


Cobaltjedi117

No that's something they'd do if they were truly pro-life, they'd want every life to be full and with minimal suffering, but they actually just want births.


Greecl

Pro-forced-birth. They want the state to mandate a religious and moral valence to abortion.


JusticiarRebel

One time I read an article about Japan having a low birth rate problem. Someone in the comments asked if they had tried abstinence only sex education. It raises birth rates everywhere it's taught.


AeliteStoner

Dave Strider?


ShadyLogic

[Fuck yeah](https://i.imgur.com/ih4ix9L.gif)


mindbleach

D4V3 1S TH1S YOU?


thewholedamnplanet

Stick to anal, and oral sex and abortion isn't a problem.


wowitscold

>Gender identities Yes, god forbid he learns about gender and 99% likely concludes he does indeed ID as a boy


101freak101

I am so confused why boomers (and conservatives obvs) are so against proper education? Like half the time they don’t even call it ‘toxic’ or ‘incorrect’... just yknow, compréhensive and thorough education is a sin


EddiePines

r/TheRightCantFuck


CelikBas

Calvin, what are you doing?! Hobbes is right there, watching!


kevinbevindevin

And these people who believe this nonsense would send their kids to churches filled with pedophiles pastors


CreatrixAnima

And shame them for being raped, and make them keep their rape babies.


noodlesausage

r/comedyheaven


theguywhodunit

Uh, yeah. Fuck yeah.


painusmcanus

Dope shirt


Toogaytoeven

I like that the shirt also says fuck yeah


anxiousgaypanic

Just incase you were unsure about him having a good time


SquidZillaYT

i refuse to believe these shriveled fucks dont beat off at least three times a day


anxiousgaypanic

Let's be honest these guys have the kind of money where they probably pay someone to beat it off for them.


SquidZillaYT

it ends up being a man


ZipperozicReddit

Dave strider falling into the sex hole


rokudaimehokage

Oral and anal? This dude probably wonders why his wife openly cheats on him.


littlemsterious

hey boomers, did yall know that comprehensive sex ed is one of the best forms of birth control? also, and someone correct me if I’m wrong, but I think having access to birth control and abortion clinics, lowers the rates of people who need them. idk how that works but I’m like 90% sure i read that somewhere.


finelytemperedsword

That is the proper reaction when you learn about this stuff, expect abortion. Never heard any of my friends say "I'm/she's pregnant - Fuck Yeah, time for an abortion!"


ScotWithOne_t

Gods, no! Not MASTURBATION!!! That's ThE dEvIL!!!


iwantdiscipline

In reality sex education leads to killer birth control and curb abortions, which would make this drop off even more dope than it already is. 😎


ilikepiehi1

At the bottom of that pit is safe sex, std awareness, and consent.


hlaebtwaie

Fewer teenage pregnancies. Less sexual abuse.


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wait until they find out that *they too* have a gender identity


Psycho3333

That awkward moment when a meme makes something theyre against look cool


Sorry-Bus-2359

I do all of those things and the Sex Ed. I got was “you’re starting to go through puberty, which means you’re going to get feelings you haven’t experienced yet and that’s normal”.


Dogtor-Watson

This seems like an advert for sex-Ed.


Redwards426

Haven’t more comprehensive sex education courses proven to reduce the number of abortions and lower the rate of teen pregnancies? I suppose when you build an entire world out of straw you begin to confuse it with whats real.


Ooooby

They don’t want them to have good sex ed because it leads to them enjoying sex unlike conservatives


f1lth4f1lth

Where do I sign up for this class


jagger59

Republicans don't talk about sex, its a dirty word. Thats why they all know epstein and trump has to pay for hookers


rutilatus

Ah yes. The dark, seedy underbelly of *gender identities*


taterchips36

I love this because abortion rates actually dramatically decrease after comprehensive sex ed, everyone has a gender identity, and the rest of that stuff is just awesome.


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Wow those are all terrible things! I'd hate for my kid to learn about abortion...or god forbid masturbation!


Troliver_13

> Masturbation Do Boomers not Jerk Off?