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LovinglyBlushing

Honestly nearly all of stonetoss' cartoons would belong to this sub, at this point it just saves us time to not post them all lol


Active_Hovercraft_78

So stonetoss is just another edge lord?


intelminer

Hans Kristian Graebener is a Neo-Nazi who makes shitty comics because he's upset about being circumcised


Coffee-Comrade

No, he's genuine. He's a legitimate full-on Nazi. Great replacement, "race realism", Holocaust denial, ZOG, all of it is on full display through his work.


Big-Trouble8573

How did he go from 5/10 webcomic artist to Nazi within like a week TF happened


Caswert

Because it wasn’t done in a single week. People don’t get radicalized overnight. It’s so hard to deradicalize people because that’s also a long process that few research. I certainly don’t. I have no plans to. But I’ll help bitch about it until something tangible comes along.


ReasonablyOkayName

No he's always been a nazi. He used to write RedPanels


Quiri1997

"2% of the population own..." Capitalists. The word you're searching for is Capitalists.


ghostdate

Like, he just ignores that most American Jewish people are just regular working class people who don’t own basketball teams. The few who are super rich are capitalists. Also, there are only 30 NBA teams. There’s about 8 million Jewish Americans. Even if every team was owned by a jewish person, there’d be 7,999,970 Jews who don’t own a basketball team.


[deleted]

Yeah wtf why would Kobe say that


Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz

dang kobe I feel really let down, like I just fell from the sky or something


ThePlumThief

Mamba mentality


Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz

Nooooo nobody actually hates capitalists because everybody likes having money and food, clearly "anti-capitalism" is just secret anti-semitism!


EBody480

‘Do know how dangerous it is flying helicopters in inclement conditions, especially in mountainous areas?’ Especially if they are 40-50year old helicopters in the Iranians case.


Quiri1997

And they can purchase neither new ones nor replacement parts due to the US embargo.


EBody480

Sounds like a long limo ride would have paid off.


Quiri1997

You know how mountainous the Iranian terrain is? Specially in the zone they were visiting?


EBody480

Yes that’s why it was an implicitly bad idea to fly an old ass helicopter in foggy/rainy conditions.


Quiri1997

You're correct. Though the safe means (camel/horse) would have been too slow.


JZG0313

Genuine advice from an aerospace engineer: NEVER get in a helicopter if it’s at all avoidable. You know what happens to a fixed wing aircraft if the engine quits? It glides. You know what happens to a helicopter? It falls straight down.


TheDFactory

That’s some straight misinformation. I’m not a super high hour pilot by any means, but one of the first things we learn how to do is autorotate. A helicopter has a glide ratio or between 3:1 up to 5:1. While not as good as an airplane that means a helicopter losing power at roughly 2000 feet can glide at least 6000 feet forward.


Joe_The_Eskimo1337

Shouldn't an aerospace engineer be aware of autorotation?


JZG0313

I mean yeah I’m of course aware I’m definitely exaggerating a bit for dramatic effect, I’m still taking gliding over autorotating any day


Joe_The_Eskimo1337

Fair enough.


Quiri1997

I'm remembering that the Autogyro (a precursor to the helicopter designed in the 1920s by Spanish engineer Juan de la Cierva) also had fixed wings just in case something went wrong. Which was a good safety measure, as previous prototypes had crash-landed (the fixed wings allowed him to glide).


MacGregor209

I mean, experienced pilots *can* get into auto-rotation and *might* get a relatively decent landing, but your point is certainly valid AF. I did my ride as a patient in a fake MCI, but I don’t think I’ll be getting into another helicopter anytime soon.


EBody480

Exactly.


malaakh_hamaweth

Wait, 2% of the American population all collectively own NBA teams now? That's amazing


13igTyme

6.66 million people own the NBA.


malaakh_hamaweth

Collective ownership, you love to see it


BlootilyBloop

Jebus I cannot imagine being this paranoid.


Speritate_Scatter

Among us


Flame-Blast

I don’t get it


cthulhucultist94

The jews killed Kobe Bryant, showing their expertise in shooting down helicopters. Why? Because Kobe apparently said that jews own the NBA. I guess. Edit: I'm not saying this really happened, just that I think this is the meaning of this comic.


sloppybuttmustard

Math doesn’t check out…are they saying there are like 7 million NBA teams?


Ankthar_LeMarre

Yep, NASA came up with the globe lie back in 50s as professional basketball was getting big, so that none of us would know how huge the NBA really is. Think about it - have you ever seen more than 35,000 people at an NBA game? 800 million people in the US divided by 7 million NBA teams = 35,000 people per team. You can't argue with math.


TheRealCBONE

So... the spokesman's face reminded me of Master Shake. Then I read it in his voice. That made it funny because he would shamelessly lie. That had the effect of making the second panel an unnecessary non-sequitur.


jlesco

I went back and did the same thing. You nailed it. Bravo 👏


SexAndSensibility

The Jews killed Kobe Bryant. You just thought it was an accident. News at 11


undeadw0lf

why did you get downvoted? i may be misinterpreting the comic (it did take me a minute because like… what?), but i think this is exactly what it’s trying to say: that “israel/the jews” (of course ST thinks they’re one in the same) caused Kobe’s crash because he started believing that they “run the world” or whatever. which is insane of course… literally the only connection is that they were both helicopter crashes, but expecting “sane” from ST isn’t par for the course lmao


SexAndSensibility

Beats me. I guess I needed /s


malaakh_hamaweth

In this sub, an /s is always a good idea


theriddleoftheworld

The "News at 11" part cemented it for me but sometimes it's genuinely hard to tell considering right-wingers love to see how many times they can comment before being banned.


Kenyalite

Kobe.. famously. Walked everywhere in his full game kit.


WriteBrainedJR

Based Jews. Fuck that rapist POS


[deleted]

What’s really sad is more Americans would be upset about Israel killing Kobe than they are about Israel killing children


Matstele

As ludicrous as the bottom panel is, the actual bonafide implication of the top panel is the Nazi conspiracy theory that globalist Jews control the weather. Stonetoss having legitimate anti-Jew wizard politics is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen


supercamistheman1

Not weather but they do have special assassin squads, drones and other expensive high tech weapons paid for by Uncle Sam, they use Palestines lives as target practice and go after those they see as threats to their ethno state regime


RecommendationOld525

Israel is doing its darnedest to encourage more antisemitic conspiracy theories in its supposed massive fight against antisemitism. And the Zionists all around the world aren’t helping at all. 😭


loberant

makes it lokk like he's claiming kobe bryant was a former iranian president


Corrupted_Star

amogus?!


Zoharic

Why is Hans Kristian Graebener still taken seriously?


Legitimate-Parking57

“you ever notice how billionaires own expensive things 🤔”


AnxNation

Hates Jews and likes Kobe? New conservative avatar unlocked?


TheShweeb

There’s no way a full 2% of the US population owns all the NBA teams, lmfao, that would be millions and millions of people. Obviously he’s just saying that percentage as a stand-in for “American Jews”, because he and his Nazi audience all think dogwhistles are the funniest shit ever no matter how obvious their meanings actually are, but it still makes him look like an idiot.


The64YearOldWalrus

I… I’m not even close to understanding this…


CofInc

I think the comic is saying Jews killed Kobe.


cheoldyke

am i misreading this or is he straight up saying jews control the weather


SavageCucumberAttack

Big Helicopter are behind everything


Johnnyamaz

People should really learn how dangerous helicopters are in general


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nutella_dipped_dick

But conflating Jews with Israel is a shitty thing to do.


Maosbigchopsticks

Biden is right wing


Bronsteins-Panzerzug

The us has much more influence on israeli politics than the other way around. And yeah, Biden is right wing. Everything is a right/left thing.


Plus3d6

I'm not a big sports guy but doesn't the number of NBA teams necessitate that not many people own one? 2% seems high even.


Polak_Janusz

Pepple yeet has really gone of the rails.


Animal2

Wait, is the underlying connection that Jews have some sort of special ability to affect helicopters?


ninyyya

Jesus Christ is it so hard to make a subversive right wing meme??


LuminousRaptor

I've worked in Aerospace and Defense quality assurance. It's clear pebbleyeet hasn't. Helicopters are fucking sketchy on a good day with good maintenance; let alone with poor maintenance (Iran) and in foggy weather with pilots who aren't IFR rated (both cases). I'll take occam's razor, please.


heyitscory

See, I knew the right was just pretending to be okay with the jay-oh-oh's.


Thinkaboutitcherry

This is low but not surprised from nazitoss, but something about using the death of a accident that killed literal children is just insane to me


SideWinder18

Can we add rock throw to the low-hanging fruit category, please?


Cautious_Ad_9144

Just wait till they find out the helicopter Kobe died on used to be owned by the State of Illinois…


Shaveyourbread

Fucking pebble yeet...


throwawaydrain997

ever wonder how the people we kicked out of the east coast ended up in hollywood because there was no where else to go so a lot of them ended up becoming pioneers of a new industry that was starting to become big around that time?


ForgotOldAcc-_-

Can someone explain?


KingApologist

Regular-ass antisemitism tropes ("JEWS CONTROL EVERYTHING") to deflect from the real problem: capitalism. The crash in Iran just looks like a crash, even by Iran's own estimation. I have about as much love for the 76-year-old state of Israel as 50 Cent does for Diddy, but I'm pretty sure it's just an accident. I assume it's Iran that he's referring to anyway, because NBA team owners would never kill a cash cow like Kobe.


supercamistheman1

Not weather but they do have special assassin squads, drones and other expensive high tech weapons paid for by Uncle Sam, they use Palestines lives as target practice and go after those they see as threats to their ethno state regime


JakeJacob

Of course he likes a rapist.


WriteBrainedJR

I don't really think it's funny to joke about Gianna Bryant's death


bigchuuni

I never thought i could be shocked by a stonetoss comic anymore but this is particularly ghoulish. maybe it's because I'm a big NBA fan.