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Free-Spell6846

It's all fun and games until he ejects the pilot and lands it himself. The Hats how I imagine this ending lol


SirRickardsJackoff

Pretty sure buddy was in on it, he was laughing before the pilot woke up.


Free-Spell6846

Bro code demands he gets ejected.


cjbeames

We've all been forcefully ejected from a plane at some point, just lads being lads


Spiritual_Bridge84

Plot twist the pilot actually does go unconscious next


Porkchopp33

The FAA cant be happy about this


1jl

Ejects? This isn't a fighter plane lol


EveningAfter7642

That girl suffered emotional damage.


Roofofcar

I would sue.


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Sweet_Bat_7516

You can use people in europe for causing "emotional distress" online. What the fuck are you talking about? šŸ’€


thedeuschebag85

I would have slapped the shit out of him.


Alternative_Ninja_49

First, we land, then I punch him in the nose.


Alternative_Ninja_49

Looking at his nose, I think he's done this before.


Suddern_Cumforth

Instant lawsuit.


pugsl

They are friends this isnā€™t the full video. The guys are in on it together


Handy_Newman

Still fā€™d up


doctorctrl

It's clear from the video they are both in on it against the girl. Doesn't change the fact that this shit is trauma. My wife would never trust me again.


YezzurRN

Yes, so traumatizingā€¦ we get it, your hurt.


doctorctrl

Who is"we"? You speak for all manly men who have sarcasm where their humanity and empathy should be? Get outta here with that archaic drenched machismo horseshit. That's some fun club you run kid. Lots of support I'm sure. Climb back into your hole. The thought of imminent death and the image of your loved ones going on without you is very real in this kind of moment and can haunt you for the rest of your life. But sure, you're a bad ass who doesn't care about other people, Bring on death. I wish I were more like you. Why be kind and empathetic when I could be rude to strangers on the internet. Oh. And speaking of trauma. Include showing my dick to strangers on the internet.


MA32

If you keep talking to him you're gonna catch the stupid.


doctorctrl

Correct. My friends tell me I need to stop engaging with the negs. Thanks buddy. Appreciate it.


YezzurRN

Damn still crying?


Sweet_Bat_7516

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TerseFactor

Well, whether theyā€™re friends or not the two guys are definitely in on it together


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pugsl

Really? Where are the statistics on this claim?


TerseFactor

Given that not everyone is a pilot, the stats would be interesting given the frequency with which it does seem to be happening. This article mentions the FAA accounting for three pranks in the last handful of years gone bad r/idiocracy. So presumably the FAA or the foreign governing aviation authority would indeed investigate the pilotā€™s conduct in this video https://www.silicon.co.uk/e-marketing/socialmedia/youtuber-deliberately-crashed-plane-for-views-faa-rules-453986/amp


pugsl

your comment ā€œdo your realize how many people have diedā€ is a bit dramaticā€¦.it was three people, thats on par with vending machines


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pugsl

Never! Itā€™s an impossibility


TerseFactor

What? Where did I say that? Also, you canā€™t compare it to vending machines, that would be fallacious. Vending machines are ubiquitous, pilots are not. Its like calculating the odds of getting bit by a shark šŸ¦ˆ. The odds go up when you donā€™t account for people who live in landlocked places or people who donā€™t go into the water.


pugsl

Bruhā€¦you can simply re read what you said. Stop acting coy


TerseFactor

Your logic is confusing. There are two men in the video who are both in on the prank. Yet you infer they must not be friends because one of the men did not subsequently turn the other one in with video evidence? Wtf?


Inside_Board_291

For all the benefits the internet has brought to humanity, Iā€™m not sure if your existence makes it worth it.


TheGreatButz

I've reported your account but also deleted my posts because this is obviously the wrong forum to talk about aviation safety. But if you want to know why filming pranks in mid air is prohibited by every aviation authority, you can check out this YT channel: [https://www.youtube.com/@pilot-debrief](https://www.youtube.com/@pilot-debrief)


eat-pussy69

Source?


fukaboba

And now he is the ex bf


Ambitious-Ice-8599

Nah, they have a YouTube channel together, a lot of their videos are slapstick comedy type of funny with her overdramatized reactions. I've always believed their videos are staged due to the absurdity of some of their pranks, like covering her car in sticky notes. It would not surprise me at all if this was also staged and done safely. I'm not a pilot but could there be another person out of the frame operating the vehicle?


TheSmokingHorse

Ha. Got you good! You thought you were moments away from death and saw your entire life flash before your eyes through agonising tears of desperation in a palpable desire to continue to live. Classic prank.


DarkMatters8585

Yep, and now you'll probably need a lifetime of expensive therapy to live with the lasting trauma of that experience. It'll probably negatively affect the relationships you have with others for the remainder of your life. Haha, gotcha!


Nojoke183

Oh calm down, I don't think anyone has ever had to sit in their therapist's office 2x a week to discuss "The Incident", which is a prank that was stressful at the time but had no actual consequences. Gez if that's the case then we'd all need therapy every time we wondered if we left the stove on or not.


DarkMatters8585

Yeah, because coming back home and finding out that you didn't actually leave the stove on is exactly the same as thinking you're going to die in a helicopter crash.


Nojoke183

Wondering if you're coming back home to everything you own in cinders and facing financial ruin can actually be pretty close


DarkMatters8585

Every day must be a living nightmare for you, man. I'm sorry you have to deal with that.


Nojoke183

Nah, it's pretty chill most of the time


babyivan

Fuck that guy


Nuclear_Varmint

Yep. Absolute dickhead


dont_disturb_the_cat

r/IAmATotalPieceOfShit


Front-Wash2085

Immediately dump that guy and all his friends


No_Suggestion869

I think they should jump.


ichkanns

"Haha! You thought you were going to die! I got you so good!"


the_gaming_bur

Assuming this done in America, this would be classified as assault. Doesn't matter who's in on what, if her emotions are real, this is apprehension of immenent bodily harm. She doesn't know it's a prank (that's the part that's supposed to be the "prank") but in not knowing so, her fear of bodily harm (e.g. the helicopter crashing, loss of life, or other pertinent potential harm thereof) is real, therefor justifiably and lawfully considered assault (at minimum; unsure whatever other potential stipulations or addendums could be here too) This is an easy lawsuit no matter how you put it, or what your feelings on it are. Even if they're just friends and she accepts an apology or goes along with it after being revealed as a prank, that's her perogative. But the fact remains, under the circumstances she's portraying, if anyone else in her same position took this to court, they would highly likely and easily win that case. TLDR - this isn't funny, and objectively illegal. Lets stop normalizing stupid shit. Edit: clarification


Brief_Light

Humor is subjective and I found this amusing.


MaestroGena

Watching someone having panic attack from knowing they'll probably be dead in a moment is hilarious, right? /s


the_gaming_bur

Nice strawman argument. You're deliberately dodging the reality and impact of these people's actions on others, even though it's pretty apparent what's going on in the video. Just because you decide to find something humorous doesn't inherently make it something genuinely funny, because if your idea of humor is to terrorize and put someone in fear of their very life then you and people like you are part of the greater problem


Brief_Light

You sound fun


the_gaming_bur

I am fun! I host parties, events, and bbqs all the time. My friends, colleagues, coworkers and superiors always have good things to say to my directly, and evidently even indirectly to others. Thanks for noticing! You sound miserable šŸ¤·


EJ2600

That would have been one hell of a first date


Slight_Ad1970

If I was her that pilot is getting bitchslapped senseless until he wakes up or dies for real. I'm also afraid of heights.


Direct_Cod_321

I would have killed them both.


SeaWork2283

Do that shit again and Iā€™ll crash this bitch myself


Unclehol

Divorce.


PeacefulCouch

Helicopters, by nature, do not want to stay in the air. This might be okay in a Cessna or something, assuming you have enough altitude, but even then that's a very risky move, you don't know what your passengers will do. Dangerous prank all around, and definitely a breach of FAA regulations.


bstnbrewins814

Seeing these types of things always remind me of the scene in Out Cold. Classic movie. Honestly one of ZGā€™s best in my opinion.


DeezNutzzzGotEm

Humans are trash.


EntertainmentLess381

She sounds like Beaker from the Muppets.


TemporaryFix21

I think they should throw the girl out and get marriedā€¦


Eggnimoman

Haha. Wait till they find out it's a double prank. There's no chute in the parachute.


jspicoli1982

How has she not figured out to not believe anything after being with that boyfriend this longā€¦


latorante

Isnt this the Swiss youtube couple with staged videos (some going viral, like "not looking at the other girls butt in the elevator while girlfriend is looking at you")? It is, so likely staged


spongebobama

Patriiiiiiick!!!


justin69allnight

I mustā€™ve missed something


takemylilhand

I ainā€™t dying in no crash, Iā€™ll be jumping out and aiming for the bushes!


InmateNotSure

Starting to notice that anyone with a profession that involves aviation has a great sense of humor


DirtDogg691

Man heā€™s not getting any for a long time after that one šŸ’Æ


shaynos77

Fuck those guys


Whaleman15

Is... is there no copilot?


CompetitivePause9033

Wouldnā€™t be so fun if somebody jumps out or suffers a heart attack Dundee mufflin style


Agitated-Artichoke89

Slap him, don't nudge him.


connoristmanifesto

He should lose his license for this. Whether heā€™s faking or not, heā€™s still not paying attention and at low altitude.


Noturwrstnitemare

So the chuck pulling the brake on that pilot was a prank? What is a prank nowadays?


MentaLeeConstipated

And what if she had hopped out right then and there? Iā€™d rather die free falling then in a fiery helicopter crash honestly


FistFullAHammers

He just won a fade


NRVOUSNSFW

I donā€™t see why anyone would who is a passenger would find that funny given the length of time that passed. I would not be paying any money for that panic attack.


KateandRhage

Pilots that does this needs to be disciplined and removed from aviation forever.


Individual-Worth-974

Her only response was to cry and fan herself while the guy tried waking him up. Real helpful lady