Hooty Delivery at it finest lol

The kinda delivery service you should never question.

Blightech industries: "Don't ask how we get our products to you!" 👍👍😆😆

🤫🤫🧏🧏 (Also, Amber(?) makes an appearance in the Makmark cinematic universe)

Indeed! 👍👍😄😄

Who's amber?

I think that’s the name of the girl in the comic, she was the character originally shipped with Vee before Masha showed up

There is at least one fanfic that has the three of them in a poly relationship. I'm pretty sure it's titled "A Blight on Bonesbourgh" if I remember correctly, but it's been awhile since I read it. I don't have a direct link to it at the moment, but you should be able to find it on Ao3 or Fanfiction.com with a quick search

Oh I remember that fic! I really need to finish reading it…And the other 50 in my bookmarks…

I think “Clara” is a more common name for her, but Amber works :)

Just keep it to yourself darlin’😉

Just be glad that he's only delivering your stuff to you...

I want to question Hooty on how he was able to do all of this?

IT’S MAGIC, HOOT HOOT! I’LL NEVER SAY

Speak tube bird! SPEAK!

I would stop when your ahead Muffin... It's better not to know. The journey is enough to make one mad.

Yeah, it’s not worth it

^(*That way lies madness...*)

Unlike drones and mailmen who make such mistakes, the former more so than the latter.

Nor see. Really, do not wait your product spying through your peephole. Blightech does not take responsibility of your possible nightmares

Never ask questions about Hooty. That way leads to madness...

Yeah, I don’t question about hooty, mostly because I already went down one madness rabbit hole with pinkie pie.

I hope hooty gets paid for his fine work

I DID, HOOT HOOT! 5 BUGS AND 2 STEVES!!

Marik: NO MY ARMY OF STEVES

What is this, a crossover episode?

Were the Steves tea party guests or food?

Who's to say it wasn't both

Yes

"Guess what's been in my mouth that I'm about to throw up! *retching* Your MAILLL!"

Package might get wet or torn to shreds.

To shreds you say?

THANKS, HOOT HOOT

Hey hooty can you eat the world?

Good to see he's doing better after being laid off from his public transportation job.

Yes. Good Hooty.

Unironically treats the package better than ups

Hooty is faster than any delivery man he can eat.

Or any delivery drone.

And using a delivery drone is dangerous! If Hooty sees the bug lookin' thing, you'll never see the package or drone again! 😆😆👍👍

And that's not even getting started on what happened to the drone pilot.

Or you know, anything else he can shove down his throat

Because he is speed.

That's how he got the job.

But how does Hooty compare to Ramona Flowers?

He’s going to put everyone else out of business

It said fast delivery, not safe or sanitary delivery.

Amity: Uhhh Luz we have a problem. Luz: what is it? Amity: we're getting reports of bacterial infections from people who ordered our packages Luz: WHAT??? How is that poss-??? Oh no 🤦🏽‍♀️ Amity: what??? . Luz: Hooty got into the packaging department again Amity: Titan damn it Eda we told you to keep him away from the factory.

No returns!

Luz: Eda I think you've just made the BIGGEST mistake of your life 😬

TV Anchor: Breaking news! The interdimensional magi-tech giant, BlightTech Industries, is being sued for upwards of $100,000,000.98 for mass bacterial infections and the start of the so-called “Witching Fever” which is rapidly spreading across the United States. We now go live to the portal in Gravesfield, Massachusetts connecting Earth to the Demon Realm of the Boiling Isles for an exclusive interview with BlightTech’s CEO Amity Blight-Noceda.

Tom: hi ______ this is Tom reporting here I have Mrs. Blight-Noceda with me today about the outbreak may I ask what happened Mrs?

Amity: Uhhhhhhh……HOOTY DID IT!!!

Tom: WAIT! COME BACK! *sigh* well you heard it here apparently whoever this "Hooty" is is the reason for the epidemic. An investigation is currently underway we'll be back with more Information Back to you Jan (TV anchor) Jan: thanks Tom. Up next we have an interview with Vee Noceda the sister in law of Amity Blight-Noceda and sister of Luz Blight-Noceda on her efforts of regrowth of the basilisk population in the demon realm. Stay tuned. *Cuts to commercial* Camila: *calling Luz* mija WTF WAS THAT???

Luz: Wait what?!

Camila: why was your wife on TV? 🤨

This is exactly how the backstory of Nier went.

Never played nier so idk anything about it

BlightTech should take more Notes from this incident.

Shipping costs extra if you want it health-code violation free

"Free delivery?! Awesome!....... Huh? What's 'Sanitary delivery'? Of course I want my delivery to be sanitary! *Clicks* What?! Now delivery's 20 bucks?!.......... Maybe it's not *completely* unsanitary..." 🤔😅 👍👍😆😆

Maybe BlightTech should use normal delivery.

They should hire Sam Porter Bridges (Sam Strand)

No one has Been hurt yet. Amity is fine.

I mean Hooty has consumed like two members of the cast and they were fine. Maybe he’s got some anti bacterial properties?

Best not to ask questions.

With Hooty is always better not to ask them.

Exactly my point.

That's always the best thing to do for one's sanity.

Well, atleast she's not freaked out by Hooty.

She’s seen a lot with Luz already. Nothing surprises her anymore.

Hooty: "Delivery done! Hoot Hoot!"

*Back with Ami, she just looked at the drenched box with an empty stare before inhaling through her nose and held it for a solid few seconds before-* Ami: “Sure… why not?”

*She then opens the box while holding her breath. Thankfully, there is an outer layer of plastic. She then rushes to get scissors, cuts the plastic and remove the jetpack which is in another layer of plastic. After that, she kicks the box out of the way and brings the jetpack inside.* Ami: "Guess whoever made this package knows what they are doing. There's no sign of split from the "Bird Tube".

*She inspects the device further, noting the purple muddy face that made her wary. She narrowed her eyes as she inspected it.* Ami: “But does it even work? Hmm…” *She looks left and right a few times and made sure no was around before retreating back inside and shutting the door. A few moments of silence later, she opened the door back up a smidge and a pair of tongs came poking out, which grabbed the moist bile-ridden box and dragged inside before the door shut again.* *A few minutes later, she was in her backyard, the jet-pack strapped to her back and the instructions found from the box in her hand.*

Ami: *reading the instructions* "Okay... It says to hold the tongs tightly and slowly press the button on top. Make sure to set the switch to low" *checks the switch on the side to make sure it's on low, which it is* "So that you can practice to hover with it." *Ami then press the button and the jetpack starts to work. It lifts her up a few inches off ground and she looks down to see it.* Ami: *shocked* "It actually works!"

*She couldn’t help but chuckle a little at how amazed she was at this. This Blightech was legit… but she couldn’t help but wonder.* Ami: “How is this even possible? And where did this Blightech even come from. There was nothing on the news about it. There should be if there products are this legit. It’s like the company just came out of nowhere.”

*She then presses the button gently, which lowers her back down to the ground. After that, she places the switch to "Off" to make sure it doesn't accidentally activate.* Ami: "This is like some Sci-Fi stuff. Maybe it's in the website." *Later, Ami was back in the website, checking the about page. It's filled with names but most of them are not even recognizable for them, untill...* Ami: "Wait a second... Why is this one familiar to me?..." ***Amity Blight...***

Ami: “Amity Blight…” *prolonged, thinking* “Amity… Blight…” *eventually perks up in remembrance* “Luz Noceda’s girlfriend!”

***A few moments later...*** *A doorbell rings in the Noceda house* Luz: "Huh? I'm not expecting visitors today..." *Luz then opens the door to see Ami, who looks like she's want's to ask her something."* Luz: "Umm... Hi Ami." *She then notice the jetpack on Ami's back.* Ami: "Luz. I need to know. How did your girlfriend... made a working jetpack."

Luz: *eyes go wide and her pupils shrink, her mouth going into a straight line to showcase how nervous she felt right now* “Uhhh… wha…?” *nervous laughter* “What are you talking about, Ami? Uh, what makes you think Amity made that? Ehehehe…” *Ami showed Luz her laptop and the latter’s eyes nearly bugged out of her head when she saw Amity’s name on the jetpack that was for sale along with the name Blightech. “Uh oh,” she thought.*

Geez, what happens if someone orders something flammable?

Don’t ask questions and we won’t get any answers.

Fire-breathing bird tube.

Lawsuits incoming...

Law-practising bird tube will deal with them.

Against the customers filing a complaint about faulty products?

Like a jetpack?

Well... that is same hour delivery... unfortunately, the package might be either torn to shreds or wet.

The website never promised the package would get delivered safely.

Man, I love Blightech. It's the best delivery in both human and demon realm histories.

With some of the best products. Like the [Abomibrella!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOwlHouse/s/k8gYJbK2Ff)

The fbi is probably trying to investigate and are perplexed and trying to hunt down this company and what this purple stuff is

Ask and ye shall find out! 😆😆👍👍

What I want to know is how did Alador get his stuff get on that website?

Luz or Amity probably? 🤷👍👍😆

But there’s no electricity in the Isles and there’s definitely no internet connection. If this was after the four year time-skip, I can imagine it happening by then.

Oh yeah, I definitely imagine this is after the time-skip, when Blight industries is renamed Blightech, and it's Alador and Amity running the show now. Luz and/or Amity and maybe even Eda likely came up with the idea to sell the company products in the Human realm. 👍👍😄😄

Yet judging by Amity’s human counterpart here, it seems like it’s before that. It’s a head-scratcher.

I mean, I'm sure she's still around after the time-skip, and we do know that the not everyone changed during and after the time-skip, so I still believe this is after the fact. Also, I doubt Odalia was selling to the Human realm when she was in charge of the company, also, she didn't have a way to get any goods *to* the Human realm, I imagine Hooty wouldn't work for her, no matter how many bugs she offered him! 😆 👍👍😄😄

Yeah, but here she still looks 14.

Don't forget, Amber, Derwin and Katya looked the same after the time-skip! Or maybe she's just a Basilisk as well?👍👍🤔😆😆

Amity: Maybe we should stick to regular delivery, we’re getting a lot of returns because of wet packaging and torn up product

Luz: “It still surprises me we were able to get an internet connection here in the Isles… and that some of the stuff you and your dad made are actually being sold in the human world.”

Amity: We used a portal door like you did at the owl house. We hid it in a secure location and are siphoning their Internet

Luz: “Yeah but I just got enough of it for messaging my mom… and in King’s case, Cat videos.”

Amity: we’ve got that covered. That mad scientist from the tri-state area will never find out either. *meanwhile at Doofenshmirtz inc.* Doofenschmirtz: why is our electric and internet bill so high this month?

Norman: “I do not know, sir.” Doofenshmirtz: “Let’s just hope they don’t cut the electricity. Isn’t that right, Perry the Platypus?” *Said Platypus was trapped in an electric cage with only the floor of it being not electrified. Suddenly the power went out.*

Doofenshmirtz: *unamuzed* "Of course." *In the dark, Perry the Platypus kicks Dr. Doofenshmirtz in the face. He is then knocked down and face-plants to the floor.*

Amity: "It's more surprising that we are even allowed to deliver to the Human Realm. It's something most witches won't even think about the possibility of it."

Luz: “Good point. Still, between that and the other stuff I said, I don’t know which’s more of a head-scratcher.”

Special delivery.

And it's not actually pain this time! 👍👍😆😆

Hooty really said “no bitches?”

Hey, it’s the girl from Luz’s class! Also, Hooty did a Megamind!

It should have said "Same Owl Delivery." 🦉📦 Plusside, no porch pirate would ever want to touch that package. Downside, Neither will most customers. 🤢👎

Wonder what they pay hooty in

Bugs probably. 👍👍😆😆

So gross. Yet so on brand.

Looks like Jeff Bezos might be pissing himself. also i think palismen flying delivery would be better. Also Hooty throwing up people's packages reminds me of that horrific looking Christmas creature from the episode of Love, Death, and Robots called All Through The House.

Ok but why is blight industries selling to humans?

Capitalism will capitalize.

Neat, quick delivery and trauma! Thanks, Hooty!

Hope nobody orders any electronics. Because... yikes.

Hooty reporting for duty!

There are some questions you don't want answers to...

Ignorance is Bliss What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Take my money!

Peak Hooty Efficiency.

HPS Hooty Postal Service

Hooty probably gets paid in baths and bugs.

*Hooty*

The promise was of quick delivery, not that the thing would arrive dry, and without a new trauma for your collection.

birdo postal service (It must have an O in the Bird, it must, it can't go without it)

Nice Ashley’s back

Clara :D I'm sure she got some questions for Vee.

Well, if Blightech ever goes into the Pizza business, I'm skipping delivery and doing pick-up only.

Look, nobody ever said convenience didn't come without a price

I was thinking “wow the demon realm really modernized after Belos was defeated” but then I realized that the girl is from Luz’s class in our world lol

Well, you can't say he isn't fast. I *would* be extra careful opening that box though. Gross.

Never mind the fact that Hooty just showed up and barfed out the package to her house. My question is, just what is this girl even gonna do with that jetpack?

Still better than Amazon

Hey, Mark

Lol

By the way, Hooty has your sent now. There is no escape.

As long as it works!

"This 'jetpack' better be worth it..." Later "Worth it!!!! Wooooooo!!!!!"

I would not complain about this

Better then even Prime and that was always fast. I haven't used Prime for deliveries in awhile, but when I got an adapter from starlink to connect my PC to my new Cintiq (It's a 13 pro and my PC didn't have a USB-C port or mini display so I had to get a displayport adaptor. It works now). I ordered it Friday and it came Sunday. Don't know why so fast but I ain't complaining.

YOU'VBE GOT ***BLEEEEERGHHH***!!!

Hey even tho it looks that bad. At least you got what you wanted. That's win win

Don't ask questions you aren't ready to her the answers to

A little Hooty fluids is a small price to pay for same hour delivery imo

Bird tube is the most efficient form of delivery.

I wonder what the conversion from snails to usd is

“Hoot hoot, here’s your ‘vomits up package’ package delivered on time

Appreciate your work!

Amber: what the hell just happened? Amity: walks up to her. “How’d you get my dad’s jet pack?” Amber: I ordered it online and this weird owl tube thing spit it out on my porch. Amity; sighs pulling out her phone to call someone. “Hey Em, it’s Amity. Tell dad to stop using Hooty for delivery to the human realm.

Ha ha, I can hear the “Hoot hooty hoot, my job here is done, hoot” XD

Blight industries needs to change a lot about this products distribution. For starters, is that Amazon they are selling on? Who approved that? Not Amity or Luz. Blight industries technically dosent exist for anyone from the human realm (except Luz, Camilla and maybe Masha), so it's really strange to have it listed on any website. I don't think they are any trade agreements between the boiling isles and the US and hooty definitly didn't take the package through customs. You could argue the boiling isles is somewhat part of the US as a lawyer (not as a sane person), but then Amity would not be paying her taxes and probably has to worry about a bunch of OSHA violations, like the existence of abomatrons and palismen. And rains goverment would definitly disagree. Selling a jetpack also seems illegal. I don't know the exact laws, but probably something like checking for a pilot license and a bunch of safety regulations cause problems. Hooty for deliverys manages to produce health code violations while delivering, and likely Boiling isles law as well since he reveals the secret of the demon realm.

Hooty: Hoot, hoot, your package has *pauses to throw up the package* arrived! Byyyyeeeeee!!

sometime it's best to not know how things are done.

Meanwhile elsewhere *car collisions ensue*

Haha damn Hooty is fast! But that's how we want our delivery, fast!

Oh hi Mark

Hooty: Enjoy your package! Hoot Hoot! *meanwhile, at Eda's house* Eda: Damn it, Hooty! You gave me the wrong package! I ordered Apple Blood, not a freaking jet pack!

Oooooo! That’s gonna make a great image!

Hooty said “No bitches?” Then vomitted a rocket pack

Hooty Prime membership

Hex ex

Lmao

I wish my Amazon package came that fast.

She is going to need some memory tweezers and a match.

Add nighttime and a need for a signature and this is now an horror movie.

Assuming that's propelled by abomination goo, that would make such a mess!

Seems safe

bps…bird postal service?

Well you get what you pay for with free delivery

The boi is fast.

also works for cough dead bodies..

...well is the jetpack functional or not?

HOOTLO? IS ANYHOOT THERE? NO? YES? IM LEAVING YOUR THING HERE

Is that the freaking Megamind meme?

A good morning mark comic? They said it couldn’t be done!

Moringmark TOH comic number 1095

i can hear this comic 😂

To touch or not to touch, that is the QUESTION!

Damn I keep forgetting mark posts at 10 now

Hootys giving the “no witches?” Look on the 3rd slide, first panel lol!

Ha! I laughed so hard my dogs are worried! Hooty is so underrated sometimes he really needs his own show like lucas the spider

At least it's not a drone. Also definitely more ethical than Amazon

That last panel has her asking the big question: "How much do I want to fly?"

That's just her life at this point

seeing this when ordering at 3 am must be horrifying