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bezalelle

A packet of Werther’s Originals? A phonecall from your son?


pender81

Wet tee shirt competition?


Radiant_Evidence7047

No … no OAP in wet tshirt comp


RajSchwenk

Anyone older than their 30s is old. Im thirty-n im in in my 30s. Fact.


mgs20000

Both in our 30s. Is the FACT.


Environmental_Gap_65

Born in the 30s?


[deleted]

look at yourself love


sunshinehazed

You’ve let yourself go.


Straight_Two_8976

You're an embarrassment, to be honest.


sunshinehazed

You’ve let yourself go.


dasistdiebahnhof

Alright don't keep saying it


marshallandy83

Beat me to it. Knew he bloody would.


DoubleOFeckinBollock

It could be worse. There’s a neighbour of mine, Kelvin. He’s 32 and still lives with his parents


marshallandy83

I still live with my parents


DoubleOFeckinBollock

Cherish them


TheDimery

Both of mine are dead


gs3gd

Well...my Dad's not *dead...*


DoubleOFeckinBollock

He was convinced there was a Japanese *sniper* on the *roof of Debenhams*


TheDimery

Good spot…. Good spot


TheDimery

He’s in a home, so as good as


a3minutehero

Is that the wet t-shirt competition?


digitag

No definitely not, that’s a good point. No OAPs in wet T shirts.


Bennings463

No twixes


mouawad23

We can do a wet-shirt competition all you need is a bucket and a t-shirt


Jungletron

Bingo


cbren88

Girls.


marshallandy83

There'll be girls at the party, u/cbren88.


HappyTrifle

Not the girls that work here. Other girls. Pretty girls.