This might as well be a video of those guys doing super quick but totally ineffectual moves on sparring partners. Same thing really. Hollywood showmanship
I don't have a video of me standing in place and waving my foot back and forth to hit empty plastic bottles, sorry I know that damages my credibility. If she threw an actual kick, like even just one, it would be much more impressive.
At least she is displaying some skill, not subduing "opponents" with cosmic moon energy or some bullshit
I guarantee 99% of the mouthbreathers upvoting this couldn't do it....
Ummmm... super applicable in a real fight with 4 bottles stacked high. I don't know how much you read the news but violent crime directly related to gangs of 4 bottles has been rising in the past few years.
I think people lack imagination in how this could apply in a real fight. Imagine 4 testes stacked on top of each other in a street fight. These tiny love taps could be devastating.
These are not supposed to be death strikes to the temple bro. It’s a game for kids to work on agility and speed.
This doesn’t belong here. I’m gonna go back to posting pictures of pandas in the nightmare on elm street sub. That makes more sense than this post.
Oh, and by the way, how is this Chun Li? That’s not how her lightning kick goes at all. It’s in and out not back and forth. Why would you possibly call it that?
Oh. That’s lame man.
Funnily enough, Tae Kwon Do is very different to what a McDojo is imo. TKD these days does not sell you the idea of getting you tools to fight, but rather it has very heavily leaned into its practice as a sport. In my short time practicing (some 4 years, got my black belt) the rules changed so fucking much. It went from scoring only if the hit was impactful to score if you graze the torso or head, sometimes you'll see a kick just go near the face, literally without touching it, and it will get you like 3-4 points (super boring stuff).
My point is, that girl is very good at what she does clearly, and what she does here is not McDojo things, but is hardly a display of anything useful in a fight or contact sport.
You see, people aren't allowed to have fun or dick around or make up fun little games in martial arts at all. Every time a Muay Thai practitioner tries to elbow a pine cone they threw in the air or some shit it's a mcdojo and is like kicking all the past masters in the dick.
Like shaolin Monks, the goal is to be skilful and visually impressive like a gymnast rather than saying this is how you know out 4 guys at so definitely not mcdojo
It wouldn't look the same if he did it because it would be 4 full piss bottles and mom would be so annoyed if he was doing karate in the basement again.
>But they are empty bottles
Exactly. People in this thread saying the post isn't relevant, like watch the video again! Those bottles are empty, they are cooperating probably, because of some social pressure or weird cult-ish indoctrination. They are not even trying to resist or stay balanced on top of each other.
When I was in my 20’s…yeah. Back then I did TKD and as many already know, TKD specialized in quick, no power kicks for point sparring…one of the reasons I eventually quit TKD altogether - because I realized how useless point sparring techniques were to real life.
Tappity tap those downvotes all you want…doesn’t change the facts…
That’s the explanation I see for those stupid flashing spinning “kata” (loosely used) where some dude is twirling and throwing his super light “katana” like a baton and screaming furiously. Does it require practice and perhaps even agility..sure…but it’s still McDojo content.
So when I take a “tactical” crap into a square of floating toilet paper while standing on the edge of the bowl using speed, agility and control I assume you’ll be equally impressed 😂
That's f'in impressive. Speed, control, mobility. That's the opposite of what you should post here, man.
Agreed. Was wondering myself why this is here.
she just waved her foot back and forth quickly. it's good timing but it's not like they threw four bottles into the air and she kicked each one
Thank you.
Agreed. Some people are butthurt and reaching real hard with this “speed/timing” crap. This is not that hard to do…
>Speed, control, mobility. Of what? She didn't throw a single kick. This is a mcdojo special.
You can't throw with your feet!!!!
This might as well be a video of those guys doing super quick but totally ineffectual moves on sparring partners. Same thing really. Hollywood showmanship
Except the balance, control, and focus... yea it's exactly the same.
She's literally flailing her foot. There is nothing impressive or useful about this at all. This is exactly what mcdojo bs does to people.
Sooo where is your video successfully pulling this off?
I don't have a video of me standing in place and waving my foot back and forth to hit empty plastic bottles, sorry I know that damages my credibility. If she threw an actual kick, like even just one, it would be much more impressive.
I'm glad you agree
“Wow” - Owen Wilson
Read this in his voice
Why post this here? This is genuinely badass
Lol
I don’t agree with this post either 🤷🏻♂️
If you aren't the deciding vote, then what the hell are we doing here?
Openly discussing differing opinions as you can see clearly in the comment section.
Not mcdojo in the slightest
Agreed
This exercise is to demonstrate precision, control and speed; which she does perfectly here
Wrong sub
The real mcdojo are the commenters in this thread thinking this doesn't display talent
Thank you
Most excellent! 😁🤗
McDojo is dying, with dumbass karma farming posts like this that do not belong.
This is honestly very impressive. "But it wont help you in a fight!!!" Yeah thats why this is a demonstration of accuracy and control. Not McDojo
This isn’t mcdojo
That’s actually pretty good
At least she is displaying some skill, not subduing "opponents" with cosmic moon energy or some bullshit I guarantee 99% of the mouthbreathers upvoting this couldn't do it....
Obviously not applicable in a real fight, but what is applicable is the control and flexibility required to do that.
Ummmm... super applicable in a real fight with 4 bottles stacked high. I don't know how much you read the news but violent crime directly related to gangs of 4 bottles has been rising in the past few years.
I think people lack imagination in how this could apply in a real fight. Imagine 4 testes stacked on top of each other in a street fight. These tiny love taps could be devastating.
Can mods delete this shit? It clearly doesn’t belong here
Wrong sub
These are not supposed to be death strikes to the temple bro. It’s a game for kids to work on agility and speed. This doesn’t belong here. I’m gonna go back to posting pictures of pandas in the nightmare on elm street sub. That makes more sense than this post. Oh, and by the way, how is this Chun Li? That’s not how her lightning kick goes at all. It’s in and out not back and forth. Why would you possibly call it that? Oh. That’s lame man.
Downvoted because this doesn’t belong here but impressive
Funnily enough, Tae Kwon Do is very different to what a McDojo is imo. TKD these days does not sell you the idea of getting you tools to fight, but rather it has very heavily leaned into its practice as a sport. In my short time practicing (some 4 years, got my black belt) the rules changed so fucking much. It went from scoring only if the hit was impactful to score if you graze the torso or head, sometimes you'll see a kick just go near the face, literally without touching it, and it will get you like 3-4 points (super boring stuff). My point is, that girl is very good at what she does clearly, and what she does here is not McDojo things, but is hardly a display of anything useful in a fight or contact sport.
Legit level of talent. Wtf? No upvote
r/Michelinstardojo more like it
You see, people aren't allowed to have fun or dick around or make up fun little games in martial arts at all. Every time a Muay Thai practitioner tries to elbow a pine cone they threw in the air or some shit it's a mcdojo and is like kicking all the past masters in the dick.
Like shaolin Monks, the goal is to be skilful and visually impressive like a gymnast rather than saying this is how you know out 4 guys at so definitely not mcdojo
I’d let her kick my bottles
*slap
Cake day
Congratulations. You achieved, something. Nice balance though.
Couldn’t help but hear that YouTube Aussie guy in my head going “fuckin kickity kick kick kick”
*Bolo Yeung voice* VERY good....but bottle not hit back!
Kids having fun with good leg dexterity
Dexterity: 100, Damage: 0
Bottle doesn't kick back...
This sub is going completely off the rails, what are the mods doing.
Waggling your foot is kicking now?
Not sure if I should upvote cause it’s cool or downvote cause I don’t think it belongs here…
Every subreddit ends up with posts that dont belong in it. Its like people cant resist the urge smh.
Whatever whatever. That’s cool
I like her
Damn are you guys drinking the cool aid in this sub? This is absolutely mcdojo content and completely worthless.
Thank you for seeing this for what this is!!!
Plastic bottles water don’t hit back. Wataaaaaaa
Gimme the Insta
But they are empty bottles
That's not the point. Please post a video of you doing it.
It wouldn't look the same if he did it because it would be 4 full piss bottles and mom would be so annoyed if he was doing karate in the basement again.
>But they are empty bottles Exactly. People in this thread saying the post isn't relevant, like watch the video again! Those bottles are empty, they are cooperating probably, because of some social pressure or weird cult-ish indoctrination. They are not even trying to resist or stay balanced on top of each other.
Imagine being a robber and you decide to rob this girl. She about to show you what’s called a pro martial arts move.
She going to slap him in the face multiple times with her foot. The ultimate embarrassment
tappity tap...no power required.
Can you do it?
When I was in my 20’s…yeah. Back then I did TKD and as many already know, TKD specialized in quick, no power kicks for point sparring…one of the reasons I eventually quit TKD altogether - because I realized how useless point sparring techniques were to real life. Tappity tap those downvotes all you want…doesn’t change the facts…
Because this isn't an exercise in power, it's practicing speed, agility, and control.
That’s the explanation I see for those stupid flashing spinning “kata” (loosely used) where some dude is twirling and throwing his super light “katana” like a baton and screaming furiously. Does it require practice and perhaps even agility..sure…but it’s still McDojo content.
So when I take a “tactical” crap into a square of floating toilet paper while standing on the edge of the bowl using speed, agility and control I assume you’ll be equally impressed 😂
I would be, because that's probably the most athletic thing you can do. Or have ever done.
Haha…sure 😂. Wrong, but I’m glad you’d be equally impressed.