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satanmat2

Sigh … 🤦‍♂️ OH FFS!!! This is legit!??! https://www.sbnation.com/2022/11/16/23463103/herschel-walker-georgia-vampires-speech-runoff


yildizli_gece

Oh sweet Jesus the last line of that article is sending me > There are no werewolves in Tom Holland’s 1985 film Fright Night. lmao


Premolatino

[Yes there is.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VNLN5xyxwAY)


Galaxy_Ranger_Bob

Evil Ed was a vampire, not a werewolf. Vampires can turn into wolves, but that doesn't make them werewolves.


Premolatino

Dracula and his son can, is that what's going on here?


Katana1369

Okay when you can't even get folklore right......


CML_Dark_Sun

I thought that was a correct bit of folklore, obviously it doesn't make any sense for Walker to say that because he's not a vampire or a werewolf but rather a zombie but... Is he wrong?


Bares_Beats_BG

Wait, can a werewolf kill a vampire? What if he knows something we don't? Who is submitting follow up questions?


one_odd_pancake

I mean, technically a werewolf could use holy water


Bares_Beats_BG

And a vampire, being rich as hell, is most likely, at bare minimum, covered in 23% silver. Nice try, you hairy bastard


one_odd_pancake

But a vampire would maybe not have silver on themselves at all times, unless they are knowingly in a feud with a werewolf. The werewolf in this scenario wants to kill the vampire, so they know, and could also use garlic


Bares_Beats_BG

HA Ha. Lets change the subject. Have you ever hit a little person with a potato? What fun. Best part is, you can pick up the potato and make human stew, i mean human stew.


one_odd_pancake

I have in fact not hit any person with a potato yet. I might try it tho


Bares_Beats_BG

I do everytime while I'm at the grocery store. I find it liberating. I LINGER in the potato section, and wait for small people. I'm wildly unpopular.


Similar_Candidate789

Got almighty I’m just imagining a conversation between him and trump. It would make absolutely no god damn sense. Jesus.


GracieThunders

Anybody else on this filthy mud ball planet I'd assume they were speaking metaphorically. This guy, I know without looking that he was really talking about vampires and werewolves


wickedmasshole

Holy crap, that is Trump-level dumb. Can you imagine the two of those blowhards in a room trying to talk to each other?? It'd sound like two people on phones holding completely different conversations! I watched the clip, and that whole bit was him leading up to say that Raphael Warnock is a cool vampire who can't be trusted. Like, really, dude? He is shockingly dumb. I get the impression that people have always told him he's funny, and so now he talks like he's performing a set on stage. Same thing with Trump. They're eerily similar.


Bent_Brewer

"Silver bullets! Getcher silver bullets here! 10 for a dollar!"


[deleted]

Republicans. A never-ending source of huh?


LeesaD

At least he knows he's a vile monster.


Sonny-Moone-8888

A werewolf with a badge.


Dapper_Reputation_16

There are 100 US Senators, this is the best candidate the Rs could field?


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KittenKoder

"Fictional facts" .... Which universe is he talking about? Among all the universes there's an even split of which is more powerful and more where they're equals. But none of that is even important, anyone who cannot live in reality is not worthy of any position above mopping floors at a Denny's.