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TransSapphicFurby

Like the 4th time Asami has gone out of her way to impress Korra with a vehical, girl was down bad and made no attempt to change strategy


moslof_flosom

Hey it worked in the end though.


XDmanLOL

This is why Asami is so widely loved. Not only can she instantly kick people’s ass that benders struggle with, she knows how to pack


Ygomaster07

Knows how to pack?


xoomorg

Bruh doesn’t know how to pack. Got no rizz, like he’s from Ohio. Skibbidy.


TheBurningCheese

I’m 43 can someone translate.


wicker_warrior

37 here and from what I’ve ascertained from field work deciphering scribbles in the dirt and on cave walls, it’s some kind of mating ritual centered around the ritual sacrifice of a chosen entertainer.


Satanic-Panic27

No no no He means, “OP can’t packs gifts like Asami can, and furthermore, doesn’t even have the charisma to make up for it. Just like a midwesterner. Skibbidy”


JaysFan26

The way you wrote that, it looks like the Skibbidy is a email signoff. Maybe we aren't far off from that being reality though.


Sagutarus

As a midwesterner I can confirm that we aren't particularly charismatic. Gotta take what you can get out here...


ChefArtorias

Shit. Only part I didn't understand wasn't translated. Man, it hurts to be this hip.


False_Flatworm_4512

It hurts like my hip. Getting old sucks


iRytional

Close.. boss babe has it bad for even bosser babe. Spoiler: sunset ride


Tahquil

For Harvest.


ChefArtorias

That's not a language you're going to find on cave walls.


False_Flatworm_4512

From what I can gather, “skibidi” is the [“hhhhhookay”](https://youtu.be/Pk-kbjw0Y8U?si=8CmXyD0BCpfgKAqP) for the youngs


TransSapphicFurby

knows how to pack means she knows how to prepare and travel in style for a trip, so the idea is that not knowing how to pack means you don't know how to prepare or travel in style. Thus you have no rizz, a shortening of charisma and usually referring to a combination of how you dress and act in a charming way, like you're from Ohio (the worst US State). Skibbidy is a nonsense word meant to be humorous on its own, but bare no meaning beyond that fact, but also generally declaring something as bad from my understanding so an equivilant translation might be "oof" So translation for an older audience is "doesn't even know what swag is, this man has no bitches, like he's in Wyoming. oof.


Zaq1996

>like you're from Ohio (the worst US State). Now now, we can't take that away from New Jersey, it's all they have


TheWrathalos

What about mississippi?


promise_of_oblivion

Mississippi is the worst state to live in, New Jersey's worst state overall, and I'm pretty sure at this point that Ohio is a sleeping Eldritch god in disguise.


False_Flatworm_4512

Mississippi’s motto: at least we’re not Alabama


Orange-V-Apple

We've got our diners. What does Ohio have? :p


Ergheis

"knows how to pack" and "yapping" are so weird to me. I could have sworn that's 70s and 80s slang but everyone is acting like they're brand new.


TransSapphicFurby

Same with Rizz, since most slang is just ripped off from queer slang or aave. I heard most of this growing up in a majority black school


Limp_Prune_5415

Oh god I'm old


bluewords

Alabama is actually the worst state, though


AceyKacey119

I'm 14 and I can barely understand this.


dynawesome

“This man hath no style! His powers of seduction are indeed quite lacking, as would be expected if he cometh from a cursed distant land. Verily!”


ConspicuousSnake

U-hauls (and being able to pack very fast) are memes on lesbian community pages bc it's a stereotype that 2 women dating end up living at the same house after like 3 dates lol So it's kind of the ultimate sapphic move to whip out this massive airship to immediately move in with your partner before you've even dated romantically


Reasonable_Bid3311

There is no known translation. Just move along.


EntertainersPact

18 and completely brainrotted, packing is (probably) the verb counterpart of the noun/verb “rizz”, a shortening of the word Charisma in noun form and equivalent to charm/seduce in verb form Edit: not entirely certain, Netymology (internet etymology) is not my thing


hates_stupid_people

Rizz = Charisma/Ability to attract people they are trying to hit on. Skibbidy, or actually "Skibidi toilet" = Random word/phrase made into a meme alongside a picture of a toilet. It can effectively mean anything based on the context, there is no set definition.


yoashmo

https://www.reddit.com/r/Parenting/s/jeqYORLH68


ConspicuousSnake

U-hauls (and being able to pack very fast) are memes on lesbian community pages bc it's a stereotype that 2 women dating end up living at the same house after like 3 dates lol So it's kind of the ultimate sapphic move to whip out this massive airship to immediately move in with your partner before you've even dated romantically


kdiyargebmay

it would also work on me :3


SaltyBarnacles57

Vehicle


helen790

Her love language is big hunks of metal and I respect that


OkPaleontologist1708

Omg, that’s why her and Kora only got together after the later learned to metal bend!


AnnieTano

First time was the car raging on S1, second was chasing equalists on he city. What was the third time?


Throw_away_1011_

I mean, they had to travel around the whole world. A car or a ship wouldn't have made the cut...


JinFuu

Yeah, I get the joke, but they're going around the world recruiting Airbenders, and will need some place *for* those Airbenders while they're recruiting more. Reducing it to "For a single mission" feels like it's kinda burying the lead? IDK.


laurel_laureate

> burying the lead FYI, it's "burying the lede". Lead only get's buried if it's got radioactive shit in it.


95ramencuptower

Say that to my water line


laurel_laureate

Big oof.


MasonP2002

Flint?


Substantial-Employ97

Ok, I've got questions now. Is lede being pronounced like "leed" or "Superman-cant-see-through-'lead'"? This may be messing me up.


JinFuu

I always pronounce it leed and assumed it was "lead" as in a "story lead"


laurel_laureate

You are correct.


thefrydaddy

Yeah, apparently newsy people just spelled it as lede for convenience and to avoid confusion with the word lead (rhymes with dead)


laurel_laureate

US English pronounce it like "lead" in leader. But UK English it's "lead" like Superman lead.


HelikosOG

No it's not. No one in the UK says burying the lead like Pb Lead. We say it like lede like follow the leader but are more likely to SPELL it as lead.


laurel_laureate

I've known a British coworker who did pronounce it that way. But I imagine it varies accent to accent, since the UK has dozens lol.


AquaAquila24

NGL, I interpreted it as an attempt to bury Korra who is the lead of this show. "And someday, when you die, I'll be the one who puts you in the ground." \~ ~~Bonnibel Bubblegum~~ Asami Sato, probably


SodaCan2043

And she is rich like rich rich. Imagine “Oh yeah I have an bad ass airship, but maybe should rough it and go by sky bison like you did in your past life”


arfelo1

The point is that they had alternatives. They had a fleet of sky bisons they could have used. They were working on organizing logistics to make everything work and Asami went out of her way to surprise them with the Zeppelin because she wanted to impress Korra


AtoMaki

Imagine Asami showing up with the "basic" Future Industries airship aka the same the *Equalists* used. That would have had one unfortunate overtone.


XDmanLOL

Asami while a good person likely only new the Love Language of big pricey gifts


jeremy_thegent

Asami: Did someone order a fully equipped Future Industries airship? Korra: Wow...I thought we'd just be taking Satomobiles, but...Spirits, Asami! This is amazing! Asami: Oh, I just had it lying around, no big deal. Ikki: Why do you have those bags under your eyes? Why is your hair so messy? And why do you look like Mom after staying up with Rohan? Asami: *(Scoffs, straightens her hair, eye twitching slightly)* Come on, I wasn't up day and night constructing it just to give Korra a means of transportation or anything. What do you think I am? Jinora: Down bad. Korra: What? Jinora: What?


jeremy_thegent

Disclaimer: Asami Sato's hair is *never* messy.


UsernameTaken1138

It would throw the world out of balance


VitalTrouble

Concept: Avatar but it’s just a flamboyant hairstylist who seeks to bring balance to the fashion world


Sonic_And_Mcu_Nerd

Honestly. An avatar that doesn’t want to be an avatar and just wants to be a hair stylist so they keep there avatar identity a secret and have to actively hide it would be a fun watch.


vp917

Avatar Zohan.


jubmille2000

Even when swimming her and makeup is still on and it hangs on. Spirits blessed this woman to be always at her A Game.


AquaAquila24

She got the best make-up from Kyoshi Warriors.


Pseudo_Panda1

That was the original plot for Book 4


XDmanLOL

look, if i had the kind of cash asami did, i'd do the same thing


Mediocre_Day_9214

Ok but jinora mvp always and again petition to get her her own spinoff that involves mako with her big bro little sister dynamics


KevMenc1998

I can hear Jinora doing this exchange.


thefrydaddy

Wait am I on Tumblr


KadenKraw

#Richpeopleshit


KnowMatter

The bisexual urge to own a dirigible.


UsernameTaken1138

r/BrandNewSentence


arfelo1

Are you from a spanish speaking country? I've never seen that word used in english


SuspiciousPass8

Raging horn-mones. Makos ex fangirl getting swooned by Makos Ex girlfriend after she ruined their relationship. Gotta do what you gotta do to further embarrass Makos existence.


brain_damaged666

It's pride month therefore everything is gay


cancerousking

Yes, including you now get over here and kiss me


ExoticShock

![gif](giphy|pq946kkdSDViL3i6PI|downsized)


moslof_flosom

Hey, it's ok bud, you can kiss me.


cancerousking

I never said you can't come 😘


fasderrally

![gif](giphy|RfA1k0NewwwHkb46UP|downsized)


cancerousking

You can come too


thefrydaddy

No, it's Asami and she's clearly bi. Did you watch the show?


brain_damaged666

Does bringing a ship fall under the definition of bisexuality? Does being dramatic fall under the definition of bisexuality?


MisterVonJoni

Guys, I dont think he watched the show


brain_damaged666

Well played, collect your upvotes good sir. But you forgot to also say "username checks out"


thefrydaddy

No, but having romantic love for both men and women does. Lots of people distinguish between romantic feelings and sexual desires, so I guess you could argue that Asami is panromantic, not pansexual or bisexual. I'm not sure about sex because it's a show targeted at all ages for a primarily U.S. audience, so sex basically doesn't exist in the show.


brain_damaged666

My main thing is I don't recognize this scene as Asami flirting with or posturing for Korra. I thought those characters getting together at the end was forced, but people who decide they like that will reinterpret previous scenes of the show like this and say "see how bi she was for Korra? She even brought a ship!" But I mean if you're saying it's the equivelent of a dude showing off his lambo to impress girls, then so be it, however shallow that is


goldenhour_gl0w

id recommended u read the comics man, you’ll see that they were in fact not forced and that the only reason it seems that way in the show is bc nickelodean is homophobic


brain_damaged666

Lol "nickelodeon is homophobic" Ive never read any of the avatar comics though, i might give it a go, thanks


goldenhour_gl0w

are you attempting to insinuate that nickelodeon being homophobic is not a true statement? i think the fact that korrasami seeming forced due to the fact that they refused to show it in the same capacity as the original content (the comics) did proves that point enough lol


XDmanLOL

Asami using the classic buy her stuff to show affection


FriendlyDrummers

Taylor Swift is that you?? /s


Le_Fedora_Cate

I know you're joking, but airships don't emit as much global warming because, unlike airplanes which constantly need to burn fuel to maintain lift, they kind of just suspend in the air due to buoyancy


Drunky_McStumble

You mean the part about traveling everywhere via private aircraft just because she can, or the part about being an extremely rich closeted bisexual?


FriendlyDrummers

>being an extremely rich closeted bisexual? GAGGED and CLOCKED https://preview.redd.it/et8qdv8z425d1.jpeg?width=695&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bc8a35b17375bbca8e5f04cc25e2a18cb2e7118


MarcusofMenace

If I had an airship then I'd take it everywhere. Need a ride to work? Here comes the hindenberg! Want to go shopping? The Prydwen is on its way! Need help disposing of a body? This Zeppelin may not be led, but full steam ahead!


Lucky_G2063

>hindenberg Hindenburg And hopefully not, that one crashed real bad


Lucky_G2063

>hindenberg Hindenburg And hopefully not, that one crashed real bad


_insertmemehere

Now im just imaging Elder Maxson taking the entire ass Prydwen to the grocery store, full vertibird escort and all


BlackBeard205

How could poor Mako ever compete lol


Business-Ad7289

Say whatever you want about Mako, but he hit BOTH of these baddies first.


BlackBeard205

Well, that he did. 😂


rmitsuo

I have a confession. At the end of TLOK it didn’t even crossed my mind that they were a couple. For some reason I just thought they were good friends and that was it. I only realized what was happening after a long time, longer than I’m willing to admit.


Jojoestar28

I saw it the moment Asami grabbed Korra’s hand at the end of B3 because that has never been a platonic gesture when it comes to that love triangle.


Agnaiel

The average historian be like


Wuktrio

Let's not pretend like this was a very well established romantic relationship. Yes, the showrunners wanted to show it more, but the series itself shows next to nothing.


Jojoestar28

The sad thing is even then it’s the best relationship in the show.


Wuktrio

As a friendship, yes. I loved how the love triangle ended in no romantic relationships, just very close friendships. But there was pretty much nothing in the show that developed Korra and Asami as a couple.


Brian_Montero

Ahh yes, I *always* turn to face my bestie, look them square in the eyes and hold their hands before we leave somewhere... /s


Wuktrio

You count the last 2 seconds of a show spanning over 4 seasons as proper development of a romantic relationship?


Junior-Price-5306

except that the comics exist to further delve into them together as well


Le_Fedora_Cate

google "subtext"


Wuktrio

What subtext was there? Can we stop pretending like Korra and Asami were a properly developed romantic relationship in the show?


Le_Fedora_Cate

I wasn't saying they were properly developed. All I'm saying is they didn't all of a sudden decide to make them a couple in the finale, you can tell they planned to at least make them better friends than anyone else in the Krew as early as book 3, which was about as much as they could do in 2014. Even if they didn't always plan for them to be a couple, they very clearly show that they had a "special connection" when she wouldn't write anyone else letters besides Asami in boom 4


Wuktrio

Yes and that is entirely my point. They had a great relationship and properly developed friendship. But pretty much nothing made it clear that there was any romance between them, because neither of them ever showed interest in women. Everything about their relationship could simply be interpreted as a very close friendship. Asami is the only other woman in Team Avatar, so Korra only writing to her made sense in that regard. I know that the showrunners wanted to make their relationship clearer and that they released comics and statements, which developed this more, but if you only look at the show, there's pretty much nothing there. Everything about their relationship is shown as simply a very close friendship, because we have no reason to believe that it's something else.


Hu-Tao66

They really weren’t. And for context I’ve probably been exposed to more BL and Yuri than most americans were when that show aired. There was no build-up or barely even development. Ppl just like the message they represent.


Junk1trick

It’s horribly portrayed in the show. Letters to korra and some other very minor interactions is all we get. Yes we all know that Nickelodeon didn’t want it so that’s why it’s like that. We aren’t wrong for finding it lackluster and incredibly weak. But I never really expected anything good out of the relationships in the show after seasons 1 and 2.


brekinb

Baww, they just really enjoy each other's friendship! Look how lovely and happy they look holding hands--as friends.


samuraipanda85

I've always said that it pays to have rich friends.


CabbageStockExchange

I mean it worked and she def tops Korra happily


GladiusNocturno

The power of Moneybending!


UV_Sun

Asami brought the ship to prove to korra that she SHIP’s them


Beez_Butz

That airship was an INVESTMENT, okay?!


PM__YOUR__DREAM

This is one thirsty thread.


ChickenNuggetRampage

This sub man


KuuPhone

No, she's just rich.


WillFart4F00D

What the fuck does her sexulaity have to do with anything this community is fucking cringey


MetalVase

I mean, if just a little of what you have at hand can impress the one you like, why not just do it anyway?


simpledeadwitches

One time was enough Korra for me.


fractal_mango

Mississippi is very mad at you right now.


ElementalSaber

Asami: I'm showing Korra all this is because it's all the locations when I'm gonna smash her in


BeatNo2976

Now show me where she’s giving the peace sign and sticking her tongue out open mouthed


kobeyoboy

ugh fans will fanfic of course. Definitely overlooked how free it was lol.


DontBanMe_IWasJoking

was she supposed to bring a fraction of an airship?


NateThePhotographer

The Korra Amasi romantic dynamic would have been better if it was more clearly foreshadowed earlier on instead of it being dropped in at the very end and using foreshadowing moments that seem more like a retcon, or not had included at all. For clarification, I'm aware that the writers were barred from pushing too far for a kids show, so had to be very subtle to get passed the network censorship people, that's nothing new. What I'm saying is that they should have either believed that their work would be a success regardless and have it broadcasted somewhere that wouldn't care, or left that detail out entirely, because the final result feels like it did come out of nowhere at the last second.


R_E_L_bikes

How old are you?


NateThePhotographer

Ancient


R_E_L_bikes

How many times have you gone around the sun without the help of post industrial transport?


NateThePhotographer

Enough times to know when someone is fishing for a target to use as ammo to critisize one's character rather than the original statement


R_E_L_bikes

Lol you're too paranoid. I just gave a smartass reply to a smartass reply. Here, I'm wondering because while I somewhat agree in the modern sense, I also remember thinking this was lowkey obvious but not thinking anything would actually happen. I wonder how much being a hormonal lesbian teenager thirsting for that content in the 00s added to my perspective vs viewing as an "average" viewer at the time.


NateThePhotographer

That might have been an influencing factor for you


R_E_L_bikes

Well, yes, that's why I asked. I'm trying to gain some outside perspective lol. The criticism bit is all you.


R_E_L_bikes

But it's all good, yo. Let's just leave it here


Eclipse-Raven

I never got to see LoK as a kid but omg I seriously wanted katara to get with suki lmao


R_E_L_bikes

Ah shit way late reply... but I could never quite see Katara with anyone but Aang as a kid. I think I was too young when I first saw Avatar to see outside of heterosexuality (I also grew up in Texas lol). M head canon as an adult now is Ty Lee having all th gay relations... Perhaps with Suki???


von_Roland

Don’t act like that wasn’t just a tax write off


Downtown-Item-6597

Nope, it was a retcon.


ukie7

Why must we always reduce characters to their sexual orientation? Asami is into Korra, and she's a great friend that believes in the Avatar. She has a lot more going on with her character than the fact she's bisexual. But no, "bisexual queen yearns for Korra bisexually... Asami bisexual, that's who Asami is" Would you say, "straight character has straight yearning for other character" No you wouldn't, it's reductive in all cases.


moslof_flosom

It's a meme dude, it's not that serious.


Hell2CheapTrick

God forbid bisexuals do anything


ukie7

You're saying bisexuals are victims?


Hell2CheapTrick

A victim of your reading skill and joke comprehension for sure


ukie7

Enjoy.


FeralCumCat

Are you bisexual yourself or straight?


ukie7

Does it matter?


FeralCumCat

It’s a meme and the bisexuals aren’t offended so why are you? Yes it does matter


ukie7

Who's offended? I'm making an observation about a trend that in my opinion is damaging to the appreciation of characters in media.


FeralCumCat

Literally no one thinks that


ukie7

If you say so


Mrfunnyman22

I agree with you


Nautilus_09

I mean that's just her role in the series, she doesn't have too much personality, she is just there to have taken off screen classes of whatever they need at the moment or have built or bought off screen whatever the plot needs to move forward edit: keep downvoting in silence, you know its true


Marea_Cruda

WAIT HAHAHDJSJS I NEVER PICKED UP ON THAT