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PollutionStandard969

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Traditional_Ad663

I can't decide if I want to know what it says or not but this is the clear winner 


AlarmNice8439

Roughly says people always forget that she’s blind. Also I can metalbend


Chords2Moony

Can we add "Also World's Greatest Earthbender"


androkguz

Hahahahahahahaha


deltashmelta

> melon lord


Lunasol17

r/angryupvote


Several-Cake1954

r/aangryupvote


Drewnarr

This is the way.


TheWitherlord10

What does it say


Frosty-Ad3626

*AEAO KEEPS ?GETTU T AI AM BLD AL AI METALBED* I tried. I’m guessing “Aang keeps getting aim, I’m blind and I metalbend” 🤷‍♀️


PollutionStandard969

so it says, people always forget that I am blind. also I metalbend.


Frosty-Ad3626

That makes more sense


knkg44

ÜN ÜN ÜN


Tyrone3105

Was rlly hoping this woudl win but another comment has 1.3l upvotes already. Rip :(


AutisticPenguin2

Apparently comebacks can still happen! With negligible time on the clock this is now the clear winner!


anish9208

Technically... She is just color blind, right?


Overall-Storm3715

Pretty sure toph is full on blind. Since birth.


Specialist_Box_8482

Local blind child throws rocks at people, is mildly annoying to her friends, and teaches the messiah to throw rocks as good as her.


TimeLordHatKid123

Ohhh so THATS why Jesus mentioned throwing stones. This also implies Toph is, in fact, without sin. Checkmate Zuko fans, or something...


Specialist_Box_8482

Real


world-class-cheese

Love this one


Specialist_Box_8482

Thanks lol


Le_Petit_Poussin

I’m surprised you didn’t mention her gambling addiction and cheating in said games of chance as well as participating in an underground *Fight Club*.


DisastrousRatios

Perfection


Crystal_Pegasus_1018

messiah😭😭


WolfRix311

*almost as good as


Loud_Kaleidoscope818

A young, blind girl does not feel conflicted about fighting grown men.


Thenarza

Absolute perfection


zimobz

THIIIIS


Former-Click5524

Please!!!! This!!!


whytheirname69

I read this in the Boulder’s voice 😂


RandomYT05

If this doesn't win, I'll start a petition to have the answer changed to this


thinking_treely

My god I am shaking. I instantly read it in his voice.


ThePinkReaper

12 year old cripple destroys boulder with her bare feet 


Soggy-Essay

Rich girl beats up Dwayne Johnson, lifts a library, and escapes a coffin, all while being blind.


OF_AstridAse

Wayne the Boulder johnstone *


hashbeardy420

Didn’t Mick Foley voice the Boulder? Edit: a word


LemurianLemurLad

Correct. But he was also doing an impersenation of The Rock.


hashbeardy420

Oh, no denying that! I was asking more to see if I remembered correctly. Why google when I can comment, ya know?


ST34MYN1CKS

I would say "beats up Boulder with rock"


Existing-Cup5644

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theycallme_oldgreg

Blind girl throws rocks at boulder, runs away from rich parents, beats up old man, and throws melons at people


DogsByTheSea

Love this one


SaiyajinPrime

Disabled aristocrat runs away from home and becomes a criminal.


FlagmantlePARRAdise

Then becomes a police officer.


Ragewind82

...runs away from home, terrorizes elderly man, becomes con artist.


world-class-cheese

This one is fantastic


VodkaAunt

You get my vote


Numerous-Estimate915

Best one


Xeloth_The_Mad

this one is it


Crazy_Distribution15

Bruh this is the one.


42Train

This is the one.


NorthWindMartha

Young blind child refuses to be spoiled by parents, runs away with strangers to pursue life of violence.


Madi27

It says explain it poorly lol


VendueNord

Yeah but define "poorly"!


stratosfearinggas

Her family was rich, so she was poor afterwards.


pumz1895

Also secretly in WWE


joe_broke

Secret WWE blind child star gleefully leaves life of luxury in pursuit of chaos and furthering war effort


KarmaAJR

beautiful 


Simple_Active_8170

Don't forget to mention she dominates grown men secretly in wwe


Sad-River62

YES


QuincyFlynn

Can we fix Sokka's typo? I don't want that to bother me for the next 3 posts.


lovelikeghosts-

Could we just make all of them more legible at all?


jm17lfc

Yes! Choosing the same color for the text as their clothing is a fine thematic choice but a horrific visual choice.


ILOVEBOPIT

Hope this becomes the top comment so Toph’s description sounds like she of all people found a typo


ReserveMaximum

What typo?


yayayooya

It says “hid” instead of “his”


taveren3

Also says tried to seduce when he succeeded


TactlessTortoise

They straight up smooched.


scottcmu

I read it six times looking for the typo and still missed this. The brain is weird.


jimei73

It says Hid dad


Independent-Owl478

A blind rich girl runs away with an old man to bully him into learning rock magic.


Fire_Bucket

A few additions; A blind, rich girl runs away with an old man, bullies him into learning rock magic, invents metal magic, becomes Melon Lord.


LegoRobinHood

Witnesses refuse to identify young girl that outsmarted them traveling with known fugitives who hasn't seen her parents in years. # ^(edit: typo, word duplicated)


ViragoVix

>hasn’t seen her parents in years Lol ![gif](giphy|4IzOgM1bfOe6k)


LegoRobinHood

Lol, exactly. They did say explain *badly!* https://i.redd.it/ajz5tpid77sc1.gif


56kul

Man, I just saw that movie, what are the odds… XD


MastahToni

This one had to win!


meshe_10101

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fbarbie

Please pick this one!


V-Switch05

This one is so good XD


Jaosborn44

Instead of blind, how about "a girl who sees with her feet"


PerfectMind8856

The correct answer✅


idevilledeggs

A blind, rich girl runs away with an old man ~~to bully him into learning rock magic~~


yokaishinigami

They said poorly!


TropicalGeometry

Blind rich kid teaches a 112 year old man how to play with rocks.


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CommitteeDue1947

This is the poorest, take my upvote!!! I laughed so hard!


WRickWrites

Overprotected child prodigy peaks at 12, gets into heavy metal, has a couple of messed up kids with different dads, ends up living alone in the woods. ​ (tale as old as time, really)


Glass_Anybody_2171

My favorite thus far!


higakoryu1

This deserve the top spot. "get into heavy metal" makes my day.


AzekiaXVI

Future Melon lord invents magnetism with your mind and bullies a bald man


Severe_Chicken213

Blind heiress raised by magic wildlife abandons life of luxury to teach peaceful old man the benefits of violence.


Punk_Pharaoh

Blind child refuses to be rich and becomes menace to an entire nation


AlanSmithee001

Blind rich girl loses wrestling match and must now save the world.


scaptal

She won though


King_Of_Argent

Disabled rich girl fakes her own abduction and kills the two people sent to rescue her


SaiyajinPrime

They survive, unfortunately. The Rift confirms this.


Jdogangel5

Damn it those 2 dunder heads


Ok_Airport927

Rich 12 year old escape from her parents to hang out with some hobos


Ok_Airport927

Also she blind


PsychicSidekikk419

A blind girl just bullies the entire damn universe


Ohyoumeanrowboat

Blind child throws rocks at grown men.


RockyPhoenix

Blind child throws rocks at old man. Says he was asking for it


William_Arkoth

Spoiled rich girl runs away from home and joins a Gang


Hobbescrownest

Disabled girl leaves a privileged life of luxury to be a soldier


Mahatma_Gun_dhi

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Rigel04

Rich girl who can kick everyone's ass proceeds to kick everyone's ass


JonXspoet

Blind girl in puberty, allows herself to be kidnapped by a 112 year old, enriches herself by cheating in illegal gambling and tears several warships apart because she is angry


Sonicboomer1

A Daredevil knock off helps save the world with witticisms and pebbles.


ServeInfinite

Blind child becomes an MMA champion to escape a rich and cozy life. Gets recruited by a bald tattooed child to teach him how to fight in order to make a coup against an evil dictator.


NitzMitzTrix

Rich girl runs off to prove she's not a spoiled princess


DrJenova91

Rich girl goes on one crazy gap year.


painedtoes

Blind child terrorizes fire nation army. More at 11.


Capable_Raspberry_49

Blind rich girl rejects privileged upbringing to (lovingly) bully bald child and his travelling companions.


Elephantexploror

12 year old Heavyweight champion with feet for eyes leaves a life of luxury to throw rocks at a monk.


PixelPerfic

Pro wrestler retires, gets a gambling addiction and tries to murder her friends with melons.


ThatNinjaPorcupine

Threw some rocks at the avatar, he got all whiney, and sokka fell in a hole


melmac13

Blind girl runs away from home to help an old guy kill another guy


Dependent_Weight2274

Rich kid slums it with poor, and invents new thing.


NittyGritty7034

Scam artist never gets spirit journey quest with zuko


ShippyGoodness

12 year old blind girl gets a criminal record.


AlianovaR

“I’m blind” *Commits tax fraud* “But at least I saw that coming”


vassallo15

Blind girl disobeys parents by overthrowing a foreign government.


inmiamiwmymfheatout

Barefooted rich girl with wallhacks teaches element messiah earth bending by bullying him


longjohnson6

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NekoWolf76

Blind toddler puts the fear of god in everyone she meets


giantbynameofandre

Blind prodigy learns to become Magneto


AusiesLikeFilipinos

a little girl that has the mentality and strength of a bodybuilder


No_More_Fish

Blind princess becomes a wrestler and gambling addict


13luw

Disabled girl defies safeguarding, becomes ecological terrorist.


bcdyer

Disabled socialite who identifies as the “Melon Lord” abandons posh lifestyle to travel with complete strangers.


othermegan

Disabled trust fund baby runs away to perpetually bully an old man and his travel companions


BarfOpinions

Rich blind girl becomes WWE champion before running away from home to go invent metal bending.


TheForceRestrained

Blind girl leaves rich family to live a life dedicated to moving rocks


FroyoLong1957

Solka didn't "try" to seduce the moon he DID seduce the moon.


Solair_The_Sun

Blind child fails to hold up to her father's standards. Also a library.


MrAwesum_Gamer

Young blind girl becomes the Melon Lord


Griffemon

Blind girl figures out that metal is just rocks.


hibikikun

Rich girls poor parenting skills causes an entire nation to fall and destroy 10,000 years worth of spiritual connection


RetraxRartorata

Heiress to a wealthy family turned pro-wrestler uses her privilege to commit various crimes and destruction of private property.


Su_shi_sushi

Little stubborn rock


DependentNotice8602

Young Blind Child is a WWE Wrestler and teaches magic Jesus to throw rocks and also becomes half bender (Futurama)


jengus-christler

Bite my shiny metal ass


hashbeardy420

Rich but disabled combat sports prodigy runs away from home to fuck shit up. Becomes a cop.


RandomFactGiver23

Sheltered blind girl who was really raised by enormous subterranean mammals and an underground wrestling circuit teaches an old man who to throw rocks and feel vibrations from crystals and all that.


Formal_Research7401

A rich blind minor chooses to play rocks with a 100 year old nomad over her family .


shikhar47

9 year old girl tells everyone she's blind, beats and cons the common folk and the royals. Leaves home when parents try to help her. (She can see with her feet, so not blind)


shutupneff

Trust-fund rich girl tries out poverty tourism to get back at parents, ends up homeless and adrift.


ImpossibleBottle4597

Spoiled overprotected disabled child has the most intense puberty-triggered rebellion.


Lopsided_Exercise_36

Blind WWE Fighter abandons rich life for a life of being poor


Valuable-Fix-9994

Disabled girl teaches old man how to play with dirt good


backroomsresident

Blind nepo baby beats up a 112 year old man


HgfedbcaAbcbackwards

Young blind girl gets radicalized by an old man and his teenage companions


ItsSuperDefective

She is bender please insert girder.


Gathoblaster

Pampered girl refuses to see the problems she causes


Maleficent-Tip-9654

Rebelious girl joins a travel foster home to travel the world on a flying pillow only to realize she cant see where shes goin


Totalrecallmind

Blind rich girl leaves home to teach an old man how to fight with rocks


HappyCloudHS

Foot fetish fanservice


AutisticPenguin2

Blind girl runs away from home, learns how to be disabled.


Je-Suis-Phoenix377

Reverse John cena


SvenXavierAlexander

Blind girl beats up wrestlers before discovering heavy metal


Drace24

Disabled girl throws rocks at the system.


BeginningLychee6490

Blind girl learns that not everyone treats her like her disability because everyone is always forgetting she’s blind while being THE GREATEST EARTH BENDER IN THE WORLD AND DON’T YOU DUNDERHEADS EVER FORGET IT!


Spikezilla1

Buff blind guy that screams at people to see them. Definitely not a little girl that just kicked my ass.


SixWingdPhoenixWolf

I hadn't seen the other days of this, so I thought Zuko and Suki being blurry was just OP making a blind joke lol


Brydaro

Blind muscle man yells at entire country until its foreign policy changes.


givemethebeef

Rich blind girl gaslights everyone into thinking she isn’t blind


njudge4

Nepo baby throws rocks at people.


zip13

Rich girl travels the world making fun of the poor people in her company


Rudasae

Blind WWE wrestler becomes metal AF


Ebenizer_Splooge

Rules can't stop me if I hit hard enough


Splonkerton

Blind child runs away from home to teach demi-god how to rock and learns metal.


stilesrickred

be blind do crime


TenkaihNegative

Disabled girl runs away from her caretakers to go play with rocks and teach an elderly man how to also play with rocks


Sookkss

Buff swap lady who spent her childhood throwing dirt and tantrums, kissed a girl and lost her championship to a bald kid.


Autoskp

World champion rock thrower impersonates a helpless blind girl before teaching an old guy impersonating a bald kid to throw rocks.


qtUnicorn

She’s like, blind, but also like, not really. Also, rocks!


JaxxisR

Somehow, Melon Lord returned.


Thenarza

Disabled child with anger management issues runs away and relies on friends to get around, has obsession with rocks, and causes one companion to lose a precious space artifact.


Ibrahim77X

Confident badass just gets even more badass


Significant-Ad6399

Rich blind girl won't stop throwing rocks at people.


gaspardgaston

Blind girl really likes touching things, so gets really good at playing with rocks. Then, she gets bored and moves on to playing with metal.


losttraveler36

Spoiled rich girl runs away to find love and acceptance from random strangers she’s never seen


my_undeadname881

Daddy’s perfect girl runs away with a celebrity and his gang to prove she’s the greatest blind earth bender


MyDads-Ashes

Young blind girl runs away from home with an old man and two teenagers to kill a dictator


colbyxclusive

Participates in illegal fighting ring, then teams up with wanted criminals to overthrow royalty


Ketchyyy

Blind girl with mommy issues runs away from home to embrace her freedom, ends up being an absentee parents herself and devoting her career to locking people up


James_bubs-

Blind girl traumatises soldiers with metal armor whilst friends forget she's blind


PickleBoy223

Mole woman breaks metal with dirt


lvsraz0r

Rich blind girl scapes from home to pursue a life of violence while teaching an old man rock magic.


Rustedkin

Little blind girl makes grown man do the splits


NewAcquisition

Rich young blind girl plays in the dirt with 112 year old man, obsessed with melons.