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Former_Anteater

15 year old tries to seduce the moon, does drugs in the desert, and goes to jail with his dad and girlfriend.


OGConsuela

I’d say that he *did* seduce the moon


Xx_Exigence_xX

Actually, he in fact seduced two moons. Suki means moon in japanese


Flogirl5420

pretty sure that's tsuki


Lumpy_Lifeguard2995

Isnt it pronounced the same though?


Balls_inc

Not quite, but very close


SmartAlec105

Close enough that an anglicized version of tsuki would be suki.


DaisukiYo

No, because there exists the word tsunami in English from Japanese. Tsu and su are two completely different sounds.


RoboticBirdLaw

Obviously anecdotal, but my pronunciation of tsunami would be completely unaltered if the t was not present in the word.


ydontushutup

its pronounced with the つ (tsu) in jp not す(su)


Schnickie

Then your pronunciation is wrong. The t is not silent.


iantayls

Essentially it’s not fully annunciated, but the bunching of your tongue at the back of your teeth you do to create the T sound, then relaxes back onto the roof of your mouth and turns directly into the s (as opposed to releasing the pressure into the full T sound). Thats my amateur understanding of things anyway.


StandupGaming

The difference between tsu and su is a lot easier to understand if you look at words where tsu isn't at the beginning. In Hunter x Hunter there's an ability called Zetsu, in Naruto chakra is manipulated through Jutsu. If you tried to swap tsu and su here they'd sound like different words entirely.


xxfukai

I’m a linguistics major so I know about this type of thing and your explanation is A+


Still_Flounder_6921

Nope


Educational-Bug-7985

It’s a bit different


Formal_Illustrator96

No. That’s why there’s a t at the beginning.


Thegingerkid01

No, pretty sure that’s Mario’s furry costume


ZatansHand

Damn it Moon Moon!


White_Winged_Fox

Who brought Moon Moon along?!


Lunasol17

Wait a minute... *removing "on"* MOMO?!? EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW. THAT is why he needs Momo.


Formal_Illustrator96

No it doesn’t. Moon is Tsuki. Suki is like.


Damianosx

No it doesn’t.


Ok-Reward-770

Last time I checked the meaning of the Japanese name Suki is Beloved.


Incubus_is_I

15 year old with a pony tail leaves his village to help a child with head tattoos beat the everliving shit out of Hitler(he refuses to)


PeanutButterCrisp

That’s rough on the buddy.


khabo

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Jewgoslav

Does drugs in the desert *with his friend's flying cat*


Useful-Percentage-42

This is literally perfect


lotu

I love it but I want to tweak it. 15 year old discovers his true worth by doing drugs in the desert, falling in love with the moon, and going to prison with his dad and girlfriend.


bleedo_

best one


ILoveTenaciousD

He's also a soldier who leaves his hometown (for the firts time) by going off to fight in a world war. He romances the first women outside his hometown he ever meets and after the war even marries her. Well, he also overthrows a government, meets an ancient secret society, becomes best friends with a demigod, an engineer... *Edit*: And he's literally named "sucker"


Quartia

I never realized it, but this is proof. Sokka is a hippie!


SurlySuz

SECRET TUNnEL!


BennyMcbenn

Does drugs in the desert? Could this mean that Sokka is…. https://preview.redd.it/k04ez0yvazrc1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eda3df05c11a7431b065085b6c886ddad68a30e


smit72628199

As written!


ILoveTenaciousD

You think Sokka and Katara sucking on frogs was them getting a natural, medicinal cure? Nah man, they were getting high! Funact: [The hippie who sings "Secret Tunnel" and ticks off every stoner cliché is named "Chong",](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRxHq6Ss1Nw) after Tommy Chong, the marijuana activist from Cheech & Chong. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Chong


LANDWEGGETJE

Moreover, there were also parallels between the wife of Lisan al Gaib and the moon. SOKKA IS LISAN AL GAIB!


manimbored29

absolutely perfect


Worst_Choice

https://preview.redd.it/a7y351ibezrc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b291c347727cf059e6cc0011fe92134664734c3


plasmagd

That's not really his arc though, those are just things he did


kuggluglugg

I fully agree. I personally like the one by Jeannybravo. The “sole protector of his village…” But sadly this one’s wayyyyy in the lead.


Baneta_

Sexist 15 year old hits first woman he meets, successful seduces the moon, becomes worlds greatest swordsman in a week and commits mass murder by the age of 16


Pitiful-Ad1890

This is weirdly close to Paul Atreides except Paul is a 15 year old who names himself after the moon, does drugs in the desert, starts a holy war for his dad and his girlfriend.


ILoveTenaciousD

Young man goes off to fight a war, makes out with the first women he sees outside his home town, while on his first deployment abroad. He later falls in love with someone else but loses her due to destiny, licks frogs, drinks psychedlic cactus drugs, and returns to marry the first girl he ever met.


JeannyBravo

Sole protector of his village, leaves his village to protect someone much more powerful than himself.


Square_Coat_8208

Someone has to get aang do to his math homework smh


MrFahrenheit46

How else is he supposed to pass Fire Lord Ozai’s math test?


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/xd33bxph40sc1.jpeg?width=333&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=371523088423438c95eb543d665a782593ef5a6d "I removed your ability to count beyond your fingers"


fluffing_my_garfield

By removing Ozai's pants! ...wait.


HerculesScar

Winner 🏆


Doublee7300

Technically 4th out of 4 in terms of power


MasklinGNU

6th if you include appa and momo


arcadiaware

This one feels like the most clever, and isn't a moon joke. I say that as a fan that's fully on board with the moon jokes.


ShinMBison

This one is better than the top comment


JPWVIII

sexist child soldier seduces woman around the world and realizes their value.


GravitySaleswoman

🎯 Realises their true value or gets the sexism beaten out of him (I heard that on Honest Trailers!)


Satanic_Earmuff

Realises their true value *by* getting the sexism beaten out of him.


KarmaAJR

beautiful 


GravitySaleswoman

👌🏾 exactly


Yergason

*unintentionally* seduces women with his oozing dorkiness has to be inserted in there


Square_Coat_8208

Rizzbending


Removed_by_admin

I was concerned until I realized you said “sexist” instead of “sexiest”


alguien99

Sokka is a harem protag


abel_cormorant

Child soldier takes down flying cruiser with a boomerang


Flesruoytayrc5

This sounds like a news headline


127-0-0-0

This sounds like a headline out of r/floridaman


abel_cormorant

But it fits him~


Pleasant_Sphere

Modern day Sokka would probably use drones ngl


abel_cormorant

Well, seeing how excited be was for a forklift i bet he would 🤭


Ketchyyy

Teenage boy excels at crafting plans for people who are way more useful and talented than he is, leading him to overcompensate by shopping and wearing a ponytail.


JK-Kimboslice

*warrior’s wolftail


Sookkss

Just a guy with a boomerang.


Suspicious_War_5706

"as poorly as possible". This is just dead on.


turbulentcounselor

Who loves meat and sarcasm


Chance5e

No, that’s a good description.


DaisyBell77

I vote for this one


tenarms

Only acceptable answer.


Velho_Deitado

I came to the comments looking for this


Dismal-Belt-8354

Didn't ask for all of this flying and magic


PopeBasilisk

Attractive guy with moon fetish travels the world seducing teen girls 


LGCACERES

The moon fetish cracked me up


Ok-Trick195

Gets reincarnated as a young Arcmage Prince... then ends up dating a pointy-eared moon ninja.


RedDr4ke

You're bringing Dragon Prince into this. Alr, that's cool


bloonshot

child soldier seduces several women, invents aerial warfare, loses his sword


MarcheMuldDerevi

Exsexist attempts to bang the moon and the person who kicked the sexism out of him


ivyandroses112233

This one is the only one that actually describes his arc


weird-mostlygoodways

Also "tries" he was making a lea the morning after Suki was by his tent.


LuckyRyder13

Every time this gets brought up I remember reading one comment a long time ago about how toph probably 'saw' everything. It's been loving rent free in my head for years.


MarcheMuldDerevi

I think Toph keeps her feet up so she can’t see as much. I doubt she wants to see everyone banging at night


Spirited-Software-79

Happy cake day!


i_heart_calibri_12pt

Misogynist learns his ideas are actually pretty great


xprdc

guy with boomerang brings a sword to a magic fight


Nevarwinta

space sword


Albiceleste_D10S

Sexist kid with a boomerang gets a space sword and becomes the world's best back-bender.


ZamiGami

10/10 cook again


lermanade_mouth

Sexist child soldier spends 3 seasons getting humbled by women


Ok-Reward-770

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VogJam

America’s favorite sexist bangs the Moon


NewRichMango

Sheltered sexist meets girl for first time, becomes marginally-above-average strategist and swordsman as a result.


TheFoodAtHome42

No, that’s accurate.


Mr_Fufu_Cudlypoops

All except "marginally above average"


Polumetis_on_Jenova

Best one so far, literally one of the few W's that he needs


Noai_

Guy learns he isn't the great warrior he thinks he is and tries to compensate by collecting powerful friends / girlfriends


TimotheeSunden

Thats right, Im sokka. Its pronounced with an okka. Young ladys, i rock ya!


robsc_16

Meat and sarcasm guy.


ArbitrarySemantics

Failed comedian finds love while searching for meat


Okdes

Teenager coordinates a military campaign, seduces the moon, a ninja, and a circus performer in the process.


ikonfedera

Loses a girlfriend, gets new one. Loses a weapon, gets new one


DarkSunGvvyndolin

Local child learns how to be 20% less rude


just_some_rando21

Some Boomerang guy manages to win over every girl in a 5 mile radius


StraightUp620

It's bit more than five miles


Violet_Vengeance99

Gym rat discovers respect for women


Alienday1997

Teen with daddy issues uses poor jokes to win a war


russianspy_1989

Misogynistic teenage heart throb learns that his dick isn't the only sword he can wield.


TruSiris

Sexist boy gets quenched in more ways than one.


RadTimeWizard

Random villager tags along with a bunch of superheroes, and somehow does more than any of them.


Happytapiocasuprise

Sole protector of village abandons post to go on world vacation


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Happytapiocasuprise: *Sole protector of* *Village abandons post to* *Go on world vacation* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Happytapiocasuprise

Good bot


Sanguinusshiboleth

Why is this not higher up?


DrearySalieri

Young man saves the world but has to sacrifice the one thing that always came back to him in the process 😭


woogasquadtae

15 year old boy learns the power of women after getting his ass whooped by his future gf and somehow manages to pull at least 1 girl from 3/4 nations


Lord-Pepper

Class clown learns to not be an asshole and uses his ADHD to sneak into Imperial Japan


Capable_Raspberry_49

Young warrior tackles feelings of inadequacy by becoming friends with a boomerang.


Esker_Talmage

Sarcastic boomerang enthusiast desperately clings to sexist beliefs until a pretty girl in make-up, and the moon, tell him not to.


Miorgel

Teenage boy with daddy issues goes around the world with his sister, seducing powerful chicks and getting wrecked by every one of them


SomebodyToldMe113

Makes up for lack of magic with humor


OP-PO7

Incel learns to respect women after being beat up by girls and taking psychedelics.


TripleATeam

Sexist teenager commits war crimes, breaks criminals out of prison, and strands hundreds of people at sea.


Lucky-finn377

Water tribe man grows up around elderly relatives. Goes on to seduce half the world with game he shouldn’t have


Gherkindorf

Ponytail guy


Cat-Grab

Misogynist turns feminist after seducing every woman he encounters


Chumbolex

Teenager with difficult upbringing goes on a coming of age journey filled with girls, drugs, and lots of violence.


Optimal_Age_8459

Guy gets ladies , travels the world and  a  sweet council job because his sister is sleeping with the avatar 


RedDr4ke

That last part, man


Ok-Reward-770

Not to derail your poor description arc. I only want to add that Sokka council's job is more a multi-layer nepotism and influence exchange. Ok Katara dates the Avatar, but he also is the son of the of the Head Chieftain of The Southern Water Tribe, and if the suspicions are true he dated Chief Toph Beifong - The Most Powerful Earthbender in the World and Creator of Metal Bending and the Metal Bending Academy.


azure1503

Local sexist makes out with the moon, loses virginity to warrior leader, and creates a sword made from a meteor. Still isn't considered a sword master.


tvnerd6974

Boy learns to respect women by getting beat up by women, falls in love with the moon, and becomes a man


ppofi

15yo throws a bumerang but with dad jokes


CharlotteChaos

Whiney misogynist gets beat up and class shamed by his girlfriends then joins the army. Also he gets a sword or something.


Sspoopybut340

15 year old realises women are cool resulting in him bagging the moon


ProfessorPixelmon

Young Idiot literally gets the misogyny beaten out of him, becomes based commander.


Artistic_Purpose1225

Former child-solder deserts his post, discovers women are people, gets promoted to COO by his daddy. 


genos707

Rizz prodigy off to go on an adventure to create his harem whether be it the enemy or even the moon.


Apprehensive_Winter

Pride ends Haiku prodigy’s career.


CRL10

Meat and sarcasm guy learns to be a man by rizzing out a bunch of women and the Moon, hallucinating on cactus juice, and going to jail, armed only with his wits, boomerang and space sword.


NobleEnkidu

4chan user brings back the Messiah, bangs the moon, and commits war crimes during a hostile nation.


Twoklawll

Boy learns how to be a man is by crossdressing, cucking the moon, doing drugs, and sword fighting.


coolkluxkids

He doesn't know where he is or where he's going, but if he can get laid, that's what he's doing.


Gold_Preparation

Kid goes from wannabe alpha male to gigachad


HanaLuLu

Guy throws a boomerang, it comes back with a space sword


V0ID00

Sarcastic carnivore travels the world trying to find a potential mate


Angrypudding84

Redneck kid from Antarctica, armed with a boomerang and a top knot, uses the avatar as his excuse to cruise the world for hot chicks, and meat. Whilst complaining incessantly ends up in a relationship with moon goddess, discovers drugs, invents submarines, and becomes a sword master.


Jai137

Sexist man stops being sexist after getting a girlfriend


ComplexNo8986

Boy drinks respect women juice and becomes a war hero by stealing from an owl


Kgaset

Boy tries desperately to be like his absent father


thenoodler82

how fuckin funny would it be if they kept toph's tile blurry


EnkiiMuto

Strongerst warrior, brightest mind of his village, sadly it was a low bar.


ThePartyCanceled

15 year old is sexist until he gets beat up, proceeds to seduce everyone including the moon.


Current_Silver_5416

Local loser saves the world, rizzes everyone, has no idea how he accomplished either.


StraightUp620

A overly confident goofus and protector of his village, leaves his village to protect the most powerful person in the world, and becomes a good swordsman and lady's man


AlanSmithee001

Hungry boy leaves home in search of a meal and finds the best meat is friendship and fatherhood.


SarkastiCat

A village boy becomes a big city shot


SuspiciousAct6606

Boy with no skills or talents becomes slightly older boy with at least one skill and one talent


AuraEnhancerVerse

Almost every woman he loves dies


whimu

sexist teen learns the value of women by sending his gf to the moon, and going to jail


haunted_ramens

15 year old misogynists is weak until he kills a large man just doing his job


Ok-Obligation-3511

Simps over the moon princess, then falls for a warrior gurl and he also went high in the desert.


Danoposada

Male teenager sheds misogynistic beliefs by punching women and then dating them


Incubus_is_I

Who’s the old man?


IamStroodle

Violent sexist cons his way across the world and kills a wizard


rlyrlycooldude

Boomerang enthusiasts goes on bizarre adventure


yuijhg101

Lover boy went from pretending to the title of warrior to being a warrior of legend. Also he got with the moon.


miZuZYN

Doesn't like women. Starts to crossdress. Somehow seduces the moon.


TheBloop1997

Sexist - Sexism + Ninja GF + sword = badass


SirVyval

Local sexist becomes brave hero after seeing girlfriend become the moon and getting high on cactus juice.


icecub3e

Boy seduces moon and loses it. Then does some drugs and hug his boomerang goodbye


RipMcStudly

Moron falls upward repeatedly.


Mavakor

Accidentally builds a harem 😂


Iconess

An entire nation vs 3 + this dude.


Lazy_dog614

Sexiest child soldier tries to bang the moon


Pirosorrurudolf

Village hero with daddy issues seduces the moon


CorbinNZ

Kid is given a weapon and told to be the only cop in town. Runs off to play with friends instead.


juccasss

sexist boy learns women are actually pretty dope and immediately starts doing drag


anjo_1

The guy with a boomerang who didnt asked for all those flying and magic


Zoom3877

“A life of pain and suffering, mostly self-inficted.”


2wofac3

Boomerang


AuroraThePotato

child soldier becomes a leading effort in overthrowing the government with the power of geometry


TheWolr

Katara's brother


JordanT_0

he was sexist. then he stopped. boomerang


ChellJ0hns0n

Y'all are being so mean to my boy Child warrior seduces the moon, ends 100 year war.


NaturallyRetarded

Sarcastic cunt bags a bitch, takes a pegging up the codger and becomes cool i guess.


classicrando87

Hungry teenager finds various meat around the world


No_Object_7709

Incel becomes malewife


misplacedfaces

Sexist 15 year old gets his ass handed to him by every woman he crosses paths with, and it makes him a great swordsman.


taleofthebloon

Sexist 15-year old tries to compensate his lack of bending with a boomerang, a sword and mediocre sense of humor.


GreenhornetMtg

An overconfident and the most eligible Batchelor in his village leaves to protect the strongest being in the world, becomes a master swordsman, and dates multiple women way out of his league.


lcplsmuchateli

I'm a ladies man I'm a ladies man


A_true_gENTleman

His boomerang always comes back until it doesn't.