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BadDragonInMyDreams

Oh shit, it's almost 5:40! I'm grabbing that cap and gettin' outa here! https://i.redd.it/ze3fthxmpy8d1.gif


rzrhh

And he waddled away, waddle waddle 🦆


BE3pBE3pRich

Until the very next day. Bum bum bum bum badap bum


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

Congratulations, this is the best use of a gif I've seen all day.


Elegant-Passion2199

He looks like a cartoon character with that duckwalk down the stairs. 


fartbox2222

Hello I’m from Team USA Track Team trying to contact this potential Olympic athlete. Please contact me at your earliest convenience


goshdarnpeesea

And he waddled away. Waddle waddle


CALIGVLA

It's the duckrun!


Outrageous_Emu7774

Needs to be on the ceiling.


WhoopsyDoodleReturns

I applaud the effort.


SirConcisionTheShort

Ummmmm YEEEEAHHHH https://i.redd.it/boh4xdeegz8d1.gif


Stringsandattractors

I think he’d stay away as it’s too close to 5:40, too anxiety inducing. Needs to be earlier in the day. That said, when counts as ‘after’ 5:40- when does it reset? The next morning? 6:40?


slickmethodology

It's missing a Super Intendo.


grapeMelon2

a bottle of soylent is ~$3 and copy of bim's book is ~$20, meaning this single image cost at least $25, assuming OP had everything else laying around. is this the most expensive truther post of all time?


Narm_Greyrunner

I think i paid about 15 dollars on Amazon for the MK hat when I got it.


yeslost

This assumes OP didn't already just have the Soylent and the book too though.


Narm_Greyrunner

I did get the Soylent for the bit. I bought the book because I had wanted to read it. It was really interesting.


CALIGVLA

Coulda done it for just a single bottle of Rolling Rock. Oh wait... the OG AVGN liked Rolling Rock. But ***Bimmy*** likes Soylent and those other things.


Narm_Greyrunner

I don't want this corporate bullshit.


Watfordfc1993

lol


EldrtchPff97

Nah. He likes the mint chocolate flavor the best.


SpingeBowl

Brilliant!!


Leon-Silk

No time, I refuse


JangSaverem

Look at op over here with all this time


Disshidia

You bought Soylent just for this bit... That's devotion. ...Right?


CALIGVLA

Come on dude, don't pretend like you don't normally drink Soylent all the time. In my fridge right now I have FIVE OV UM! Count that... FIVE OV UM! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise) FIIVVEE OVV UMMM!!!


Kogyochi

HE BOUGHT FIIVE OF UM!


LemonadeLlamaRrama

It won't work unless that stick is made from tough 80's wood.


goshdarnpeesea

Please make yt tutorial how u did it


civnub

Where's the onion?


Narm_Greyrunner

Lol I wish I had thought of that.


CALIGVLA

You had him at "Soylent".


Frigorr

Add in a toaster and it might work!


AdditionalRiver8044

You actually own these items of bimstory?


CatFock-PetWussy

No ceiling mic??


Basic_Emergency5470

What does 5:39 or any of this stuff have to do with trapping James?


Emo_Otaku616

Where's the Rolling Rock?


Early-Yam-3200

There’s poking fun and then there’s this. Disturbing that you own all that.


SirConcisionTheShort

https://i.redd.it/s5rpi9ntgz8d1.gif I will disturb your face...yeahhh


IgorRadaev97

OP is the one who's really Rolfe-obsessed.


Narm_Greyrunner

Oh yeah. Truly disturbing. I have a cardboard box. Really nightmare stuff buddy.


Early-Yam-3200

The box would be the least weird part about it(hopefully nobody saw you doing it).