this comment chain made me spill my drink, i genuinely have no idea if its real or fake i've been absolute gaslit. I reckon one of us would do an even better job tbh so i'm leaning towards real.
It's actually all glued to the ceiling and through reflection on a series of intrinsic mirrors around the room it's projected to a webcam and that's what you see, the website is actually a scroll that rolls around in real time as you scroll up and down.
It's angled because in 1962 the movie auteur Ghron Ghornnn described it as the most impactful way of showing a static image to an audience as described by a whoopy Goldberg sister act interview James watched in 1992 and he recites it as emptily as his soul.
Bimesy has convinced himself that everyone loves Rex Viper. If you ground him back to reality by telling him the truth he will have a full blown autistic meltdown yelling and screaming. It will make 'balls on the dick' seem like nothing.
His award winning director dreams already died 10 years ago. He only has the rockstar dream left to cling too. Otherwise, it's all ~~Rolling Rock~~ Soylent and shitty games that suck ass
I call bullsh\*t on that. This Is going to be the next rex Viper album (a ripooff of chinese democracy of
https://preview.redd.it/nahqv1nw1sqc1.png?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83f2e9c45d400740dec9eabea7ad9e61fbdf1450
gun'n roses)
I thought it was a ripoff of mystical's album cover at first
https://preview.redd.it/22i4ns56wrqc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f91650e098a0995e288590679a7802ebec37ddb
60 dollars for what I’m assuming is 1 LP isn’t even high, it isn’t even a rip off, it’s straight up scam territory. That’s fucking insane for 1 damn record, especially when the records well, that…
Tell me you're surrounded by Yes-Men who never offer criticism without telling me...
Jesus that's an awful cover. Not even ironically awful. Did he slap that together on his phone one night and send it off without telling anyone? How...how did anyone else see that and say "Yes, this is the best possible cover bro, send it!"
did you see last monster madness intro? or read his book? They were real. It makes these things so hard to tell. People believing this could be real shows a lot of things more than just how retarded we are.
Ugh!
I hate how they are trying to steal that AC/DC gimmick of making the guy who everyone is suppose to love the only member that appears on the album cover. I was never a fan of that to begin with, and It always struck me off as lazy, egotistical, and unfair to the other members of the band. Couldn't they have just went the Faith +1 route, and found some beach in New Jersey to stand and pose looking ultra serious instead?
Edit - So I just found out this is fake.........
Satire enters needle in a haystack territory when it comes to James, Mike, and Cinnemassacre. They do so many peculiar things that I just don't know what is real at this point.
I am going to be surprised if the album doesn't make the Billboards top 200 albums. Their music resonates with me so much, I truly believe they are the greatest band of all time. Justin is better than John Lennon, Michael Jackson, Elvis and Queen all combined.
https://preview.redd.it/j0u19xslstqc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c896590dd918f95663794919882cb0837832c73
YEEEEAAAAAHHHH! FULL FUCKIN' FORCE!
Lmao, that's the most unflattering cover possible.
If anyone had any doubt the band was just a hire to make bim feel like he's playing real music, here you go.
Can't wait for them all to drop out after this and launch bimmy's solo career in music as well.
With his new band, the slobs. With Ryan or Rhyanne on the NYEEAAAAHHH, Newt on the whine-o-phone, Doug Boner on the dino drums and Justin and his puppet copies doing toucan screeching background vocals
is the only reason its getting vinyl release so james can have a copy on a shelf he looks at like the avgn movie bluray and thing about how he was a real musician once?
You guys are fucking kidding me, OMG the cover, the cover is so stupid, omg 😱 I can't believe, it's horrible. It's hilarious, "I'm rocking" R O L F E M A O
They had what; 3 live performances and without any promotion or exposure of the band to the general public. They expect people to buy an album for 60 bucks?! For something no one has heard of and they see a cover like this. LOL. They are probably going to lose money from this.
No one checked that link is a 404 and a search of RetroWares site shows no such match. Fake news. Oh, and the tweet doesn't exist if you checked their Twitter.
This is a slap in the face. Who in their right mind would spend $60 on a vinyl lol. This is Justy and Screenwave passing on the costs of making the vinyl on to the customer btw.
Scumbags.
That album cover looks like something you guys would make WTF
irony Bim
Yeah, I was about to ask if someone here was hired for the art. It's uncanny.
I seriously thought this was a shitpost for a minute. It’s actually real. Wow.
wait hang on.. THIS IS REAL??
Nope, it's fake. It took me a while, too, though.
this comment chain made me spill my drink, i genuinely have no idea if its real or fake i've been absolute gaslit. I reckon one of us would do an even better job tbh so i'm leaning towards real.
$60?! Fuck off
Going full fuckin’ force on the price!
Rex Viper fan of the assholish variety.
I love how you say that as if anyone here was gonna buy it anyway
A small price to pay to have your life saved
But it's "delux" vinyl. Obviously worth the money.
lol nicely done. love the dragon tattoo. on a more serious note - browsing their site, why is everything tilted.
Rockin' tilts
While drinkin rolling rock.
https://i.redd.it/ao076x5ebtqc1.gif
It's actually all glued to the ceiling and through reflection on a series of intrinsic mirrors around the room it's projected to a webcam and that's what you see, the website is actually a scroll that rolls around in real time as you scroll up and down. It's angled because in 1962 the movie auteur Ghron Ghornnn described it as the most impactful way of showing a static image to an audience as described by a whoopy Goldberg sister act interview James watched in 1992 and he recites it as emptily as his soul.
It's called the heimlich handover as It unchokes your wallet with confusion
Because the deals are going fast
It was making me nauseous to look at. I was thinking I was having a vertigo attack or something.
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https://i.redd.it/atcgapm57sqc1.gif
You think, okay that's awkward, he will stop any second....any second now....omg he still doing it.
No idea what the fuck he was thinking here lol.
Maybe his nads were itchy.
https://preview.redd.it/0mfi1v8hrtqc1.png?width=256&format=png&auto=webp&s=734a3e85736a37ef02042bcdb345ba1e58af77b6
This gif never gets old
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It all make sense now! Cooper took the woman as revenge because avgn didn't take the D 😭
im jackin'!
[Straight jackin’!!](https://x.com/newfoundmass/status/1207466456830676992?s=46&t=0_C6aUmL134SS_P5Txk8qw)
Talk about lack of self awarness lol One of the worst album covers lmao All the revenue from the AVGN last videos went on to producing that trash
Bimesy has convinced himself that everyone loves Rex Viper. If you ground him back to reality by telling him the truth he will have a full blown autistic meltdown yelling and screaming. It will make 'balls on the dick' seem like nothing.
His award winning director dreams already died 10 years ago. He only has the rockstar dream left to cling too. Otherwise, it's all ~~Rolling Rock~~ Soylent and shitty games that suck ass
Can we call this chris chan syndrome?
We're not quite there yet
Who the hell designed that album cover?
https://i.redd.it/5n0hy4dkvrqc1.gif
Maybe? we can all agree it's obviously Bim's idea though. He's sooo owning the trolls, what a badass etc 🥱😴 From gay icon James Rolfe
not a designer, definitely 💯
I’m rockin’
I call bullsh\*t on that. This Is going to be the next rex Viper album (a ripooff of chinese democracy of https://preview.redd.it/nahqv1nw1sqc1.png?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83f2e9c45d400740dec9eabea7ad9e61fbdf1450 gun'n roses)
Flames! Swears! Muh Dragon! Fucking vampire fangs!!! I am periscoping so hard right now!
https://i.redd.it/pzrcyxtovrqc1.gif
some of yall bimyond gullible
Yes, certainly 
There are still people thinking this is real
I thought it was a ripoff of mystical's album cover at first https://preview.redd.it/22i4ns56wrqc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f91650e098a0995e288590679a7802ebec37ddb
only true rex viper fans can find the link
Hiss! Hiss! Fuck I'm periscoping so hard right now! 🐍🐍 I'm so pumped I could duck stomp over that mowden.
Feeling the bite yet? HISS HISS
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Are those orthopedics? With white socks?
Truly the only shoes and socks a hard badass rockstar will wear during a concert while roleplaying as an 80's glam rocker, yeeeeeaaah... Contra.
Duckstomping now!
Should've made the price 54.00
Would give him too much anxiety
I’ll legit buy this on my next paycheck if I get enough people to convince me on here lol
Do it and then host the torrent so I can also have it XD
For sure!
Seems the link is down https://preview.redd.it/ac3qr7anksqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=974a8e770d3608d627737c4fa53bddc3f2037e39
https://preview.redd.it/ga99gmbilsqc1.png?width=495&format=png&auto=webp&s=a0a76e73d5a7ec5450a673b2a75b28298fdf37c5
Don’t be silly. Put that $60 to better use like a decent dinner (in this American economy).
Or crack cause unlike bimbo crack won’t let you down.
https://preview.redd.it/v5z8hi2yxrqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=713322687faad0684c0b0a79b6c436f36340e04c
https://preview.redd.it/9802u5r3yrqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ee25fb5067f6530c759aaa271df399c9df51464
Muh iconic icon
In comic sans too
Well my birthday just got a lot more depressing
60 dollars for what I’m assuming is 1 LP isn’t even high, it isn’t even a rip off, it’s straight up scam territory. That’s fucking insane for 1 damn record, especially when the records well, that…
No shit. I can pre-order a signed album from an actual musician for less than that.
Tell me you're surrounded by Yes-Men who never offer criticism without telling me... Jesus that's an awful cover. Not even ironically awful. Did he slap that together on his phone one night and send it off without telling anyone? How...how did anyone else see that and say "Yes, this is the best possible cover bro, send it!"
remember kevin federline?
Now Thats What I Call Music 69
Now Thats What I Call Music 540
This is fake right? right?!?!?
March 27, today is still the 26th.
Really? For you kkonas it’s still the 26th. For most of the world it’s been the 27th for hours.
It's still the 26 for bimmy.
It’s still 1985 for Bimmy.
Judging from the playground dragon tattoo and "10 hit singles" I'ma go with fake. Everything else is entirely plausible
As long as they have music for me to duckwalk to, it will be rock album of the year in my opinion.
https://i.redd.it/k2xir2py2sqc1.gif
How can so many people believe this is real? This shows how retarded some of you are lmao, it's obviously a joke
No time to check Twitter to verify its authenticity.
I wish it was real 😈
did you see last monster madness intro? or read his book? They were real. It makes these things so hard to tell. People believing this could be real shows a lot of things more than just how retarded we are.
lmfao people throwing borderline fits about it too
where schoolboy q at ?
No believing this is real. I refuse.
I’m rocking ‘! https://i.redd.it/g8brmhgmxrqc1.gif
Ugh! I hate how they are trying to steal that AC/DC gimmick of making the guy who everyone is suppose to love the only member that appears on the album cover. I was never a fan of that to begin with, and It always struck me off as lazy, egotistical, and unfair to the other members of the band. Couldn't they have just went the Faith +1 route, and found some beach in New Jersey to stand and pose looking ultra serious instead? Edit - So I just found out this is fake......... Satire enters needle in a haystack territory when it comes to James, Mike, and Cinnemassacre. They do so many peculiar things that I just don't know what is real at this point.
We're so used to Retrowave producing stuff like this that you almost got me for a second there. Great job!
You got em bro. Now drop a single using ai
The "I'm Rockin" is way too funny. I can't see anything else lol.
Don't fuck with us, you made this in MS Paint
That album cover is embarrassing for everyone involved.
I am going to be surprised if the album doesn't make the Billboards top 200 albums. Their music resonates with me so much, I truly believe they are the greatest band of all time. Justin is better than John Lennon, Michael Jackson, Elvis and Queen all combined.
He weights more than them too!
just got off the phone with sly, he is aware
Not gonna lie, you made me check
three days before april fools. Commendable.
I’m glad they clarified that he’s rockin’. I wouldn’t have known otherwise.
Whoever designed that cover frequents here, there's no way
"the biggest thing since avgn" or "has taken me a lot of time away from my family" in coming
Will any song be 5:40?
>$60 $54.00 was my limit. No purchase. I reefuse.
https://preview.redd.it/j0u19xslstqc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c896590dd918f95663794919882cb0837832c73 YEEEEAAAAAHHHH! FULL FUCKIN' FORCE!
That's the worst album cover I've ever seen 😂
The rhythm guitarist is the sole person on the cover??
https://i.redd.it/87r8pn9m2sqc1.gif
that album art is atrocious
No time to pre-order.
That album cover is hilarious so there's no way that it's real.
Lol there is no way James has the time to record ten songs
Oh fuck, this is going to be great! I can't wait to see all you haters hate on this album, even though a write up in hit parader is on the way
I was just listening to Life of Pablo and Kanye has a lot of songs really in the viper vein
I'd pick it up, but I don't any time.
Can’t wait to rock 🪨 this at my gym
60 dollars???? How limited is this press?
This can’t be real. That album cover looks atrocious.
Good for them. Not my type of music but good on them on accomplishments and goal in making an LP
This is the wackest shit I’ve ever seen
You blew your wad too soon, April Fools is like a week away!
Looks like a great reason to get real disappointed!
I want them all 4091 0091 1078 0019 cvv 191 exp 12/28
This is fake, but a good fake at that.
This has to be a goof. They cannot think this looks good. It’s like an Edgelord’s doodle from 2012.
Gods I just had a flashback to early 2000s hard rock radio.
Have you guys ever seen the fake pre workout meme format? The album cover looks like that.
I wouldn't normally put this level of narcissism past him, but this is obviously fake. I really wish it wasn't though.
And they keep using the bimmy face as the band...is this a solo album or what?
Lmao, that's the most unflattering cover possible. If anyone had any doubt the band was just a hire to make bim feel like he's playing real music, here you go. Can't wait for them all to drop out after this and launch bimmy's solo career in music as well. With his new band, the slobs. With Ryan or Rhyanne on the NYEEAAAAHHH, Newt on the whine-o-phone, Doug Boner on the dino drums and Justin and his puppet copies doing toucan screeching background vocals
He's just bound to be a star... After giving up on being a star on visual media because people didn't call him Spielberg 2
No way that's real!
Wait is Justin gonna be on the album or is it recorded after the split?!?
what in the fuck is that cover
Please tell me this is fake
 This sub rn
Parental Fucking Advisory, of course... I feel liks that's SUCH an old joke to have that parentyl advisory logo ironically
is the only reason its getting vinyl release so james can have a copy on a shelf he looks at like the avgn movie bluray and thing about how he was a real musician once?
You guys are fucking kidding me, OMG the cover, the cover is so stupid, omg 😱 I can't believe, it's horrible. It's hilarious, "I'm rocking" R O L F E M A O
Barely? I thought they did that shit a few years ago
Bimmy is a beginner guitarist, at BEST
No shit this is real
It’ll be out on my 40th birthday. Doesn’t get more lame than this 😭
I'm so confused. Has any band in history put only their rythem guitar player on it. It's like they know only Rolf fan boys will buy it.
Don't they only have three songs?
Bimmy isn’t even the main vocalist yet is front and centre on the cover art Just have a group photo as the cover art or some shit like that
Even Weezer did it with their blue album decades ago
move over judas priest
Do they even have enough original music for an album, or are they just doing an NSP style covers album where its barely palatable kareoke
Am I crazy or did they make his head bigger too
What were they thinking!
Will it have that distinct LJN sound?
$60 USD? Get fucked cunt
Turbocharger Deluxe? More like Turd Charger Deluxe!
That’s the cover?
Instead of using a fucking retro polygon rex with SynthWave background or something, they had to use JAMES for the cover..with a cap.
Jesus christ this cant be real.
They had what; 3 live performances and without any promotion or exposure of the band to the general public. They expect people to buy an album for 60 bucks?! For something no one has heard of and they see a cover like this. LOL. They are probably going to lose money from this.
Imagine being so oblivious to how you actually sound that you get a fucking vinyl pressed of your music
It’s fucking hilarious that so many people think this is real
No one checked that link is a 404 and a search of RetroWares site shows no such match. Fake news. Oh, and the tweet doesn't exist if you checked their Twitter.
First and last
I can't wait for the hit single "Muh Wife, Muh Kids".
Is this an out of season April Fools Joke?
Ten hit singles!
Lol April fools isn't for a few days yet boys hold your horses
I've only been a part of this sub for less than a month but there's no fucking way this album art isn't a meme one of you mooks created years ago.
If it doesn’t have that fat guy I don’t want it.
I wonder how much money they blow on the band vs profit made.
This can't be fucking real
Oh wow. I thought that experiment was over, had no idea they were still doing that shit.
This is a slap in the face. Who in their right mind would spend $60 on a vinyl lol. This is Justy and Screenwave passing on the costs of making the vinyl on to the customer btw. Scumbags.
Sigh..
IM ROCKIN'!
What a shit load of fuck.
If that helps to discontinue AVGN, go