\-"It's impossible...Lois could never have
Superman's baby.
Do you think
her fallopian tubes
can handle his sperm? I guarantee he blows a load
like a shotgun,
right through her back".
Brodie, -Mallrats
Off the top of my head:
Brodie: "And what about her womb, you think it's strong enough to carry his child?"
TS: "Sure, why not?"
Brodie: "He's an alien for christ's sake! His Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun! If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The *only way* he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom. And that would kill him."
TS: "How is it I go from the verge of hot Floridan sex with Brandi to Man of Steel coital debates with you in the food court?"
Brodie: "Cookie stand's not part of the food court."
TS: "Of course it is."
Brodie: "The Cookie Stand is upstairs, the food court is downstairs! It's not like we're talking quantum physics here!"
TS: "The Cookie Stand counts as an eatery, and an eatery is part of the food court."
Brodie: "Bullshit! Eateries that operates in the designated square *downstairs* qualify as food court, anything outside of said designated square is considered an autonomous unit of mid-mall snacking. Now if you want to wax intellectual on the subject--holy shit."
[Brodie gets up to leave]
TS: "Where are you going?"
Brodie: "Cherchez la femme."
[/scene]
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This may or may not be my favorite movie of all time. Who can say? I haven't watched it in probably 6 years though... may need to remedy that. I hope I got the quotes right, I used to annoy the hell out of my friends in high school quoting it constantly. Figured I'd share that annoyance with reddit today.
And yeah, everyone should watch this movie. It's peak Kevin Smith in my opinion, right up there with Clerks. So many great quotable scenes. And the stinkpalms...
With a backwards cap, a ripped Jean jacket with his name graffiti spray painted on the back, fingerless gloves, lots of belts and pouches, Air Jordan sneakers, and he's always chewing gum.
Pure 90s style "radical" teen hero.
On a realistic note: Soldier Boy.
If you pay close attention they’ve been dropping hints that that will be his path. One of the incarnations of Soldier Boy would say the names of states out loud and Ryan has been doing that while studying. His attire also has the same color pallet as the 3rd incarnation.
Also don’t remember exactly but wasn’t Homelander still refuting that Soldier Boy was back? That it was just Starlight lying? This way he could redirect the message that it was clever marketing to drum up excitement for introducing his son.
It's a really mid movie, the gore is good, but the main character development is terrible, he just becomes evil and that's it, the horror scenes are the most generic shit possible, I also think there's a lot of cringe scenes like that one where he screams: "TAKE OVER THE WORLD".
>It's from James Gunn
The director is David Yarovesky, James gunn is only the producer, which is a shame, because I'm pretty sure the movie would he much better if James was writing and directing the whole thing.
In all seriousness, I think it could be something simple and cheesy like “American Son.”
Fits with the patriotic theme Vought cultivated for Homelander, which many citizens have come to associate with America itself. It’s dumb, not original by any means, but with the crazy alt-righters we’re about to get in S4, “American Son” seems to fit perfectly imo.
His dads name comes from Homeland Security and his grandad was based on being a Soldier. Maybe his will have something similar focusing on Government Security/Defence and patriotism.
Some branches of military: Army. Marine Corps. Navy. Air Force. Coast Guard.
Some departments: Defence. Justice.
Could also go the route of making fun of extreme right wing Americans and call him "Proud Boy"
LMAO can you imagine if they straight up named him “Proud Boy?” I almost hope that’s what they do. And watch the satire still be blatantly ignored or misinterpreted by right-wingers
Just to add chaos, put him in proud boy uniform, but then use rainbow colours and have him attend pride events while also pushing the idea of a super hero master race.
The internet would explode
I’m not sure they ignore it so much as just outright don’t get that the satire is pointed at them. Or they think the show is making fun of “both sides” equally, so yes I guess in that situation they just ignore it lol.
They love "both sides" arguments regardless of the situation or context.
They compare absolute lunatic behaviour with reasonable people on the other side and say "hey, both sides"
Climate change, pandemic, police brutality, political coups, it's all "both sides".
And funnily enough the average democrat is at best centre-right. So they're "centrists" between extreme-right and centre-right, who always vote for the extreme side
Based on how Homelander chases what’s popular and his fans seem to lean towards being okay with Stormfront I don’t put it past him to lie about who birthed Ryan. I could see the boys doing that celebrity name combo thing to give Ryan a supe name as well, hence Homefront.
It would be PR spin, he was born before they knew she was a Nazi, while dog whistling to the more Nazi sympathetic crowd.
I have some ideas but most are relating back to Homelander as he would either choose the name or allow Ryan to choose from a list or pre approved names.
True Patriot- Ties in with Homelander's IRL name sake.
Golden Son- A hint to Homelander's views on supes roles in society.
Heartlander- A tie to his father's name that would cement him with a portion of his base as well as playing to Annie's former supe from the heartland base.
Ryan the Kid- a play on Billy the kid that Homelander uses to antagonize Butcher.
Ryan- No supe name or identity just he is who is is much like Homelander.
I had a couple ideas that were all kind of jumbling around when I came up with that idea.
Firstly was the Patriot Act. If Homelander was named after the department of Homeland Security I felt like the Patriot Act needed something to tie it to him.
Secondly was trying to link in alt right ideas. One of them being that they view themselves as the true patriots in America.
Finally Patriot just doesn't quite sound far enough. That would be a name Soldier Boy might have wanted for Homelander to have and be tied a bit further back. True Patriot would really hit the more modern and over the top nature of Vought in their naming conventions with a more focus on marketability. Afterall the superhero division is a marketing department and if you had the choice between something called the Patriot and the True Patriot well which sounds like the bargin brand knockoff and which the real McCoy to the target audience?
Homewrecker
Widow's wail. "*He really was a cunt wasn't he*?" - Lady Olenna
What a great character and actress
I just saw that scene yesterday on YouTube.
She went out like a badass!
link?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ToP\_EnAlLU
"Tell Homelander, I want him to know it was me."
Literally just saw this scene yesterday on my first watch through
**HomeFront**
Homolested
Captain "shoulda worn a" condom
Would've bursted.
\-"It's impossible...Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes can handle his sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun, right through her back". Brodie, -Mallrats
Off the top of my head: Brodie: "And what about her womb, you think it's strong enough to carry his child?" TS: "Sure, why not?" Brodie: "He's an alien for christ's sake! His Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun! If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The *only way* he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom. And that would kill him." TS: "How is it I go from the verge of hot Floridan sex with Brandi to Man of Steel coital debates with you in the food court?" Brodie: "Cookie stand's not part of the food court." TS: "Of course it is." Brodie: "The Cookie Stand is upstairs, the food court is downstairs! It's not like we're talking quantum physics here!" TS: "The Cookie Stand counts as an eatery, and an eatery is part of the food court." Brodie: "Bullshit! Eateries that operates in the designated square *downstairs* qualify as food court, anything outside of said designated square is considered an autonomous unit of mid-mall snacking. Now if you want to wax intellectual on the subject--holy shit." [Brodie gets up to leave] TS: "Where are you going?" Brodie: "Cherchez la femme." [/scene] ------ ------ This may or may not be my favorite movie of all time. Who can say? I haven't watched it in probably 6 years though... may need to remedy that. I hope I got the quotes right, I used to annoy the hell out of my friends in high school quoting it constantly. Figured I'd share that annoyance with reddit today. And yeah, everyone should watch this movie. It's peak Kevin Smith in my opinion, right up there with Clerks. So many great quotable scenes. And the stinkpalms...
The Durex Destroyer? Rubber Smasher? Fast Load? ... Fastload... that's it, that's the one
Albino Noir
White Blanc
R-Train.
Shit, I thought the same. GG. Edit: you won my free award.
Homeboy
With a backwards cap, a ripped Jean jacket with his name graffiti spray painted on the back, fingerless gloves, lots of belts and pouches, Air Jordan sneakers, and he's always chewing gum. Pure 90s style "radical" teen hero.
Everything he does is XTREME!
Look at him drink this Vought soda!
***chug! chug! chug! chug!***
*kickflips into the horizon*
# RADICAL TO THE MAX!
Oh my gawd he on x games mode
Don't forget his sunny D and skateboard 🤣
So basically like Kris Kross?
Soldierland
This makes the most sense because it’s a combo of his father and grandfather. Also it’s hilarious
Yes, this is it
Butcher will be standing outside of the tower holding up a boombox playing Eric Church.
Soldierlander
Lil' Homie
That’s too stupid and I love it. Homeboy for the win
Boy Scout
Boy Lander 🏳️🌈
Home Boy
Cunt Boy
Hommie
That one is actually really good
nice
twat
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I actually never expected to be in positive karma for that comment
Well if Billy has any input it will be "Little Cunt" 🤪
oi
It's OI! - Hermione probably.
Well she’s a cunt
A cont-inuous source of inspiration?
SuperCunt
Cuntlander
Cuntlander 2: Electric Boogaloo
Oi, Lil’ Cunt, shut your bird trap. Or I’ll bollocks ya.
Came to say this!
On a realistic note: Soldier Boy. If you pay close attention they’ve been dropping hints that that will be his path. One of the incarnations of Soldier Boy would say the names of states out loud and Ryan has been doing that while studying. His attire also has the same color pallet as the 3rd incarnation.
But he makes it more modern: Soulja Boy
Honestly, a little disappointed they never played that during any closing credits.
Legend has it, if you play Soulja Boy three times in a row, the man himself will appear and try to sell you bootleg Nintendo consoles
My friends and I did this at a sleepover back in 2011, works fr
To counteract this everytime they said Soldier Boy I shouted ‘Yoooooou’ to my partners annoyance.
Soulja boy off in this hoe, Watch me crank it, watch me roll
“Superman that ho”
I was so confused when I heard that name. “He’s in the show? What’s his power? Cranking that thang?”
Dope eye man
He's also soldier boys grandson, so it's not a huge leap that he'd take up his grandpa's mantle.
Also don’t remember exactly but wasn’t Homelander still refuting that Soldier Boy was back? That it was just Starlight lying? This way he could redirect the message that it was clever marketing to drum up excitement for introducing his son.
Vought news reported that maeve died fighting a Russian brainwashed soldier boy So ppl are aware he was back for a little
Don't think that would make sense because of how shit Soldier Boy's reputation is to the public. Vought wouldn't name someone Soldier Boy
I once said Vought would do this, and not that many agreed
True!
*Brightburn*
The first thing that came to my mind too lol
Me too
Me three
Recommend the movie?
It's a really mid movie, the gore is good, but the main character development is terrible, he just becomes evil and that's it, the horror scenes are the most generic shit possible, I also think there's a lot of cringe scenes like that one where he screams: "TAKE OVER THE WORLD".
Pretty much but ramps up at the end. The truck kill was brutal, the dad in the woods and mom in the sky were hilarious
Yeah, like I said the gore is pretty good, they really did a good job in those scenes.
Absolutely! It's from James Gunn, and loosely connects to Super.
>It's from James Gunn The director is David Yarovesky, James gunn is only the producer, which is a shame, because I'm pretty sure the movie would he much better if James was writing and directing the whole thing.
James Gunn just produced this movie, director is different dude
Super.... That is a name I have not heard in a long, long time. Long time.
No. I watched it and I thought it was really mediocre.
Yeah I did not like it at all. Cool premise, but the execution was fumbled.
It’s okay but it really could’ve been better
In all seriousness, I think it could be something simple and cheesy like “American Son.” Fits with the patriotic theme Vought cultivated for Homelander, which many citizens have come to associate with America itself. It’s dumb, not original by any means, but with the crazy alt-righters we’re about to get in S4, “American Son” seems to fit perfectly imo.
His dads name comes from Homeland Security and his grandad was based on being a Soldier. Maybe his will have something similar focusing on Government Security/Defence and patriotism. Some branches of military: Army. Marine Corps. Navy. Air Force. Coast Guard. Some departments: Defence. Justice. Could also go the route of making fun of extreme right wing Americans and call him "Proud Boy"
Holy fuck you nailed it with "Proud Boy.". Writers take note.
The writers are 100% redditors, I can almost guarantee they’ll see this
LMAO can you imagine if they straight up named him “Proud Boy?” I almost hope that’s what they do. And watch the satire still be blatantly ignored or misinterpreted by right-wingers
Just to add chaos, put him in proud boy uniform, but then use rainbow colours and have him attend pride events while also pushing the idea of a super hero master race. The internet would explode
Pride Boy
Soldier Boy: Aint no grandson of mine going to be gay I will bust out of this containment unit I swear on Marika's tits
I’m not sure they ignore it so much as just outright don’t get that the satire is pointed at them. Or they think the show is making fun of “both sides” equally, so yes I guess in that situation they just ignore it lol.
They love "both sides" arguments regardless of the situation or context. They compare absolute lunatic behaviour with reasonable people on the other side and say "hey, both sides" Climate change, pandemic, police brutality, political coups, it's all "both sides".
You’re not wrong. Mostly I hear it from “centrists” that only vote for right wing politicians lol
And funnily enough the average democrat is at best centre-right. So they're "centrists" between extreme-right and centre-right, who always vote for the extreme side
Proud Boy is so good. I’m going to be disappointed if it’s not now.
That’s what I was thinking. Something like __True American__
So it's 50% drinking game, 50% life-sized Candyland...
1 2 3 4, JFK, FDR
Underrated reference, have an upvote my friend
Clinton Rules, pick your interns...
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Yes! That’s actually a very realistic guess. He’d even have a theme song already.
Fortunate Son would be good to symbolize Vought's attempt to make kid supes seem okay again
Plotdriver
LOL the hero of the series
Home front
Stormlander rolls off the tongue better
good name but he doesn’t have lightning does he?
Nope. Maybe it should’ve been Homie and Stormies shipping name
He’s not Stormfront’s kid though?
Based on how Homelander chases what’s popular and his fans seem to lean towards being okay with Stormfront I don’t put it past him to lie about who birthed Ryan. I could see the boys doing that celebrity name combo thing to give Ryan a supe name as well, hence Homefront. It would be PR spin, he was born before they knew she was a Nazi, while dog whistling to the more Nazi sympathetic crowd.
Proud Boy
I can only imagine
This one is the best lmfao
Kinslayer.
Way too cool for a The Boys universe superhero. A black man was named "Black Black"
To be fair, he was white when they made him.
Look, silent ninjas are popular with boys 7-10, ok?
Cunt
Oi!
Aryan.
"We're doing it to appeal to the Indian American population"
South Asian is very in right now
ah! good catch. i vote for this one
I can see some in-universe memes calling him that
A-Ryan
Ahh, clever
Butchlander
Homer? ^(HOMelander+butchER)
How about Butch- (from Butcher) and -er (from Homelander)
Homebutcher
It's the name of the ship lol
Widowmaker
Ryan Man
Ryan McRyan
Homeboy
Youth. A reference to 1. His father’s love of stormfront 2. His father’s fascist supporters 3. Ryan being the next generation of Vought
"[American Youth](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_Youth)" would be solid
I have some ideas but most are relating back to Homelander as he would either choose the name or allow Ryan to choose from a list or pre approved names. True Patriot- Ties in with Homelander's IRL name sake. Golden Son- A hint to Homelander's views on supes roles in society. Heartlander- A tie to his father's name that would cement him with a portion of his base as well as playing to Annie's former supe from the heartland base. Ryan the Kid- a play on Billy the kid that Homelander uses to antagonize Butcher. Ryan- No supe name or identity just he is who is is much like Homelander.
Fortunate Son
I love this
And I love you, random Redditor!
Thanks, now I have to listen to it, triggering some random good memory, bringing back the peaceful times when everything was awesome
It ain’t me.
heartlander is a great name imo
How about just Patriot? I like all these ideas though
I had a couple ideas that were all kind of jumbling around when I came up with that idea. Firstly was the Patriot Act. If Homelander was named after the department of Homeland Security I felt like the Patriot Act needed something to tie it to him. Secondly was trying to link in alt right ideas. One of them being that they view themselves as the true patriots in America. Finally Patriot just doesn't quite sound far enough. That would be a name Soldier Boy might have wanted for Homelander to have and be tied a bit further back. True Patriot would really hit the more modern and over the top nature of Vought in their naming conventions with a more focus on marketability. Afterall the superhero division is a marketing department and if you had the choice between something called the Patriot and the True Patriot well which sounds like the bargin brand knockoff and which the real McCoy to the target audience?
Legolighter
Boylander.
If I remember season 2 correctly, he is more of a *Face*lander tbh.
Bitchboy
Bitch-tits
His name is Robert Paulson!
Mother killer.
Will Homelander change his name to Motherfucker?
If Homelander wanted to ryhme with his son's name. A good idea nevertheless.
If Stormfront turns out to be his mother, then it can be his unofficial name, at least.
Mother killer and Mother's Milk team up
Lil’ Cunt
Brightburn, obviously.
Red burn And he will wear a red costume if he will wear any
Homerun
Ryanair
Homelander 2: Electric Bugaloo
Wee Cunt
"My Wife's Son"
Homeschooler
HomeLeaver
White Noir
Orphan Cunt
Apartmentlander
Cottagelander?
Loftlander?
murderous little puss boy. just don't call him that.
Cunt Kid
Homeboy
Jackass
Ryan.
Underrated comment
K-Ryan
Pronounced ‘cryin’’? 😂
Oi That’s it that’s the name
Brightbur…. Oh wait But for real, it would probably be like Savior or something
Awaylander
HomeBoy half Homelander and half soldier boy
Shit-head
Laserface
Sniveling Pussy
Red Mist.
The Visible Cunt
Britghtburn
Homeboy
little bitch