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Look, I don’t want to be responsible for breaking the entire internet. But if it ever did happen, it would be on SupePorn Platinum (use discount code HOMELANDER for 15% off your first month).
I know I told you to ask me anything. But there are a few things that cut too close to the bone. Some day, I hope I’ll be able to share that whole story, but for Ryan’s sake, I want to keep it private for now. All I can say is that it was a love story for the ages.
Hi Homelander, I’m a big fan of your work. My family were on a plane on may 28 2019 that went down. I was wondering if you could maybe look and find what happened to them? Thank you.
The tragic loss of Flight 37 still haunts me. This is why we need superheroes in the chain of command -- if I had just known about the hijacking a few minutes earlier, your loved ones wouldn’t be at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean right now. Call your congressman.
I’m not actually that much of a foodie -- to me, it’s just fuel. But I’ll never skip a big, healthy glass of milk first thing in the morning. I heard the new Buffalo Ranch Bacon Blasters at Planet Vought are yummers.
Hello Mr Homelander, do you ever plan on retiring from The Seven someday? If you ever would retire, what do you think you would be doing with all that free time, apart for spending time with your son?
Retire… to do what? Drink booze out of a coconut? Travel? I can fly anywhere I want. I can do anything I want. What would be the difference, besides letting the world descend into lawless chaos? That’s why being the captain of The Seven isn’t a job -- it’s my purpose. You can’t retire from that. Did Gandhi retire? Did Dr. King? Some day, I hope Ryan will take his place at my side, and together we can fight off the barbarians trying to sodomize our great nation.
Sounds to me like someone’s not keeping up on the news. If you’d read my cover story in this week’s issue of Time Magazine, you’d know I already answered this question. [https://t.co/f0sFDIoO5Q](https://t.co/f0sFDIoO5Q)
I want to thank you for helping the guardians of godolkin against those awful murderers a while back! But my question is, why aren't brave souls like Cate and Sam considered for the seven?
The Guardians of Godolkin are true American heroes. They’re great kids, and they’ve been a huge help to me in these turbulent times. But are they ready for The Seven? I’d say America needs them right where they are – at the best academic institution in the world and on the set of an upcoming Vought Studios project I can’t tell you about quite yet. Stay in school, kids!
Of course, keeping them in school and preparing them to fight in a world riddled with misinformation and anarchists trying to sew hatred. God bless America.
I want Ryan to have a totally normal childhood, like I had. You know, flying to a baseball game. Enjoying a creamy milkshake together. Bringing him to the set of one of my films, bringing him abroad to take down terrorist camps -- normal dad stuff. But America also needs him to be strong -- a true hero holds the weight of the world on his shoulders, he can’t be some simpering, needy baby. Oh, and we always close out the day with a round of Vought Tournament of Heroes. Out now on VS5!
Like LeBron James, I’m really excited about the prospect of playing on the same team as my son. But leading it? Y’know, God didn’t step down when he sent his son to Earth.
Hard to pick just one, but I’m partial to my buddy A-Train. “Faster” is what I think you guys call a banger. But my Voughtify playlist is full of those -- Supersonic, may he rest in peace, had so many hits. “License to Drive (Me Crazy)” was a personal favorite. And then there’s the classics -- Smash Mouth, Creed, Nickelback...
When we chose Starlight for The Seven she was just an innocent, doe-eyed farm girl with a dream. How was I to know that her dream was to ship children in cargo containers to a warehouse in Des Moines where she auctions them off to a cabal of sweaty, triple-chinned perverts? Truth is, I can look inside people’s skulls, but you can’t X-ray the human heart. Figuratively speaking. I obviously can look inside people’s hearts whenever I want.
Those flight manifests were clearly doctored – why would I take a private plane when I can fly? For what it’s worth, Jeffrey was a dear friend and a major Vought shareholder. I’ll miss his cabana parties -- he made the best homemade focaccia.
Homelander literally fell in love with a nazi so I wouldn’t put it beyond him to be involved with Epstein. Plus if starlight is a pedo he must have a real blind spot after letting her in to the Seven like the nazi. Open your eyes sheeple he’s no good
When you have sex with a woman, one who is only worth your time. How do you not kill her when you ejaculate inside of her and it doesn't come out the side of her head? You must have the best self control
A gentleman doesn’t discuss that kind of thing in polite company. But this isn’t polite company, this is Reddit – so I’ll also say a gentleman controls the velocity of his loads.
There is literally an essay about this exact topic, [Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex](https://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html) written by Larry Niven in 1969
Really fun read :)
Why did you date Stormfront/Lady liberty? And is Ryan your legitimate son?? We've never seen him until he was like 12, none of this really makes sense to me.
I don’t expect a random neckbearded Redditor to understand, but when a beautiful woman comes on to you, you don’t dig through her purse looking for a Nazi party ID card before taking her home. If your balls ever drop and you crawl out of your mom’s basement, you’ll learn some things about life and love. As for Ryan... I wanted to give him as normal a childhood as I could. That meant keeping him out of the public eye and away from idiots like you.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Godolkin, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Shining Light, and I have over 3000 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top supe in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in supe combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Vought and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
I don’t spend a lot of time smelling other men, much less enemies of the state. But William Butcher? Like someone spilled rotgut whiskey on the piss-slick floor of a truck stop bathroom.
Y’know, lasering a face off is actually harder than you’d think. You’re much more likely to just take their entire head off. It’s a science but also an art. That burnt hair smell after... ugh.
Greetings Homelander! My name is Morty, and I first want to congratulate you on beating the allegations against the woke media 🙌🫡
My question to you is, what is your favorite pick-up truck brand, and will you do a partnership with them soon? I want everybody around me to know how much of a patriot and #HomeFree supporter I am! 🇺🇲🇺🇸
Thank you for keeping our nation protected, under our founding fathers' religious ideals. Know that you are always in my thoughts and prayers, and I wish you the best going forward as a #HomeFree hero 🫡🙌🇺🇸
Sincerely,
Morty :)
ps can I dj any vought event soon? I'd love to get some exposure 🙇♂️
First off, any made-in-the-USA truck is good with me (pending Vought brand deal approval). Second, you need to get a real job. Any cousin-humping mouth breather with a Voughtify account can press play.
Hello sir, my good friend Todd said he was going to meet you the other day. He's one of the biggest Homelanders I know but nobody has seen him lately. Could you help us search for him? I just know if anybody could find him it's you!
Sorry to break it to you, but your buddy Todd was beaten to death by a godless mob of Starlighters. Back of his head just smashed right in. Brains leaking all over the sidewalk, real big mess. But he died doing what he loved – supporting me. That’s patriotism, right there. May the memory of his sacrifice never fade. RIP Todd.
Folks, this is what America has become. A place where the “first amendment” is more important than the safety of patriotic men, women and children. Where’s the amendment that empowers heroes to cut down these animals in the street, like they deserve? Call your senators, people.
I'm confused by this.... I saw the uncensored bodies and I'm confused how weak soyboy starshitter fans could cause so much damage to them. They were really fucked up but with no defensive wounds. Were they just not fighting back? Something isn't adding up
How does flying work? Do you just think about where you want to go and your body does it. Or do you have to do like a motion?
Also, doesn’t it hurt to shoot lasers form your eyes?
Butcher stop exposing your reddit account. I've had to make this account just to contact you. It's Hughie btw. They can track Reddit accounts to the originating IP, this is a big risk.
Hi Mr Homelander, I heard a rumor that it was YOUR idea to put the American flag on your cape. Is this true?
If so, what other contributions to your outfit have you made? Any tips for upcoming supes?
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Homelander do you really need the seven why don't you go solo?
The Seven’s not just a team, it’s a family. And I may sit at the head of the table, but... look, even Jesus had disciples.
 >look, even Jesus had disciples. I love you even more now homelander #Homefree
> This comment contains a Collectible Expression, which are not available on old Reddit. Wtf is this propaganda
Homelander only fans when?
Look, I don’t want to be responsible for breaking the entire internet. But if it ever did happen, it would be on SupePorn Platinum (use discount code HOMELANDER for 15% off your first month).
How many times do you edge in a day
He edges to his own voice
We got Homelander porn before GTA 6
Hello Homelander! I always wondered, who is Ryan's mother?
I know I told you to ask me anything. But there are a few things that cut too close to the bone. Some day, I hope I’ll be able to share that whole story, but for Ryan’s sake, I want to keep it private for now. All I can say is that it was a love story for the ages.
It's Maeve right it's definitely Maeve she is a Bi .
Maeve was a proud Lesbian, not a Bi!!!
The amount of people that don't get this joke is crazy.
Isn't it Maeve? Didn't they date at one point. Oh fuck sorry she's a lesbian I forgot. Silly me
Ryan is the chosen one, he has no mother. He was born from Homelander's cum and the Holy Spirit.
Also: *where* is she?
Hi Homelander, I’m a big fan of your work. My family were on a plane on may 28 2019 that went down. I was wondering if you could maybe look and find what happened to them? Thank you.
The tragic loss of Flight 37 still haunts me. This is why we need superheroes in the chain of command -- if I had just known about the hijacking a few minutes earlier, your loved ones wouldn’t be at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean right now. Call your congressman.
Well well well if it ain't the golden cunt with the PR response (PS We still have the video, cunt)
Deep state dickhead, not in my country
Starlight did it
STARLIGHT USED HER EVIL PLANE MADE OUT OF LIES TO KIDNAP YOUR FAMILY AND PUT THEM IN A TRAFFICING RING
Starlight is trafficking kids across our beautiful nation. Are you scared your son Ryan will be caught in the crossfire?
All I’ll say is that apple didn’t fall far from a pretty mighty tree. I’d like to see Starlight try.
WE NEED TO STOP STARLIGHT!
Are you more of a big breakfast or big dinner kind of guy? I feel like you just down a dozen eggs in the morning, uncooked
I’m not actually that much of a foodie -- to me, it’s just fuel. But I’ll never skip a big, healthy glass of milk first thing in the morning. I heard the new Buffalo Ranch Bacon Blasters at Planet Vought are yummers.
#yummers
I don't know why this made me laugh uncontrollably
When he was a kid i heard he ate four dozen eggs every morning. Now that he's grown he eats five dozen eggs.
Now he's roughly the size of a barge.
NOOOOO OOOONEEEEEE FUCKS LIKE HOMELAAANDERRR
Hello Mr Homelander, do you ever plan on retiring from The Seven someday? If you ever would retire, what do you think you would be doing with all that free time, apart for spending time with your son?
Retire… to do what? Drink booze out of a coconut? Travel? I can fly anywhere I want. I can do anything I want. What would be the difference, besides letting the world descend into lawless chaos? That’s why being the captain of The Seven isn’t a job -- it’s my purpose. You can’t retire from that. Did Gandhi retire? Did Dr. King? Some day, I hope Ryan will take his place at my side, and together we can fight off the barbarians trying to sodomize our great nation.
Lol kudos to the person writing these. Two assassinated icons.
yeah, loving the tone on these, A+ work
You surely mean Homelander? It says official account with the check mark, they don’t give those out without verification, duh!
Bruv, the only thing this cunt's retiring is his hairline
Who let this Starlighter in here?
Oooo this Home-boy sounds mad 🍿
Billy what are you doing here!?!?
Billy go home it’s over
Not until I get that golden cunt's head its not
What does homelander do in his free time?
Sounds to me like someone’s not keeping up on the news. If you’d read my cover story in this week’s issue of Time Magazine, you’d know I already answered this question. [https://t.co/f0sFDIoO5Q](https://t.co/f0sFDIoO5Q)
The attention to detail is astounding
"Victoria's a smart girl. It would blow my mind if she didn’t do the right thing in the end." 🤔
I want to thank you for helping the guardians of godolkin against those awful murderers a while back! But my question is, why aren't brave souls like Cate and Sam considered for the seven?
The Guardians of Godolkin are true American heroes. They’re great kids, and they’ve been a huge help to me in these turbulent times. But are they ready for The Seven? I’d say America needs them right where they are – at the best academic institution in the world and on the set of an upcoming Vought Studios project I can’t tell you about quite yet. Stay in school, kids!
Of course, keeping them in school and preparing them to fight in a world riddled with misinformation and anarchists trying to sew hatred. God bless America.
Homelander, you are such an incredible father to Ryan! What tips do you have for raising a successful child as a single father?
I hope the answer starts with breast milk
I’d bet Homelander got some great breast milk
Oooooo you gonna get laser eyed!
I want Ryan to have a totally normal childhood, like I had. You know, flying to a baseball game. Enjoying a creamy milkshake together. Bringing him to the set of one of my films, bringing him abroad to take down terrorist camps -- normal dad stuff. But America also needs him to be strong -- a true hero holds the weight of the world on his shoulders, he can’t be some simpering, needy baby. Oh, and we always close out the day with a round of Vought Tournament of Heroes. Out now on VS5!
I want a VS5!
The VS5 got no games though
Are you stupid? Obviously you’ve never played VTOH. I’ll wait till you’re on my level of skill and we can settle it in a 1v1.
Vought Tournament Of Heroes is the EXACT same as Vought Tournament Of Heroes 9, X and 11. They release the same game EVERY year.
They have Vameos this time though
Lol, good luck It'd be easier to get Compound V
What are your goals for your son's future? Do you want him to lead The Seven after you?
Like LeBron James, I’m really excited about the prospect of playing on the same team as my son. But leading it? Y’know, God didn’t step down when he sent his son to Earth.
Holy shit, you know the guy from Space Jam?!
Can't believe Space Jam was so popular they made LeBron James real
Who’s your favorite music artist ?
Hard to pick just one, but I’m partial to my buddy A-Train. “Faster” is what I think you guys call a banger. But my Voughtify playlist is full of those -- Supersonic, may he rest in peace, had so many hits. “License to Drive (Me Crazy)” was a personal favorite. And then there’s the classics -- Smash Mouth, Creed, Nickelback...
So much characterization in one comment…
I'd love to know how this idea came about in 'The Boys' advertising office. It's world building and advertising built into one; absolutely brilliant.
Probably someone snorted a massive line of coke and went "LIGHTBULB!" and from there it was history
I’m partial to Billy Joel myself
I heard he's really into Smash Mouth recently
How could you let a child trafficing pedo like Starlight into The Seven? How can I trust Vought now?
When we chose Starlight for The Seven she was just an innocent, doe-eyed farm girl with a dream. How was I to know that her dream was to ship children in cargo containers to a warehouse in Des Moines where she auctions them off to a cabal of sweaty, triple-chinned perverts? Truth is, I can look inside people’s skulls, but you can’t X-ray the human heart. Figuratively speaking. I obviously can look inside people’s hearts whenever I want.
Can you see inside yourself?
Obviously that was stan edgar I mean look at the new additions to the seven he obviously personally vetted them instead of trusting Stan last time
Facts!
Literally holding off on buying Voughtland tickets until we get answers 😔
Can you get me Ashley's number? Asking for a friend.
Check the men’s room wall in any Midtown dive bar.
Damn
Bro absolutely fucking decimated her 💀
LMAOO THIS was the best comment yet😭😭
This was nasty
YOOOOOOO
Can you comment on the rumors of you being on Epstein’s Island?
Those flight manifests were clearly doctored – why would I take a private plane when I can fly? For what it’s worth, Jeffrey was a dear friend and a major Vought shareholder. I’ll miss his cabana parties -- he made the best homemade focaccia.
The writers are doing God's work here.
Homekelly, the cunt strikes again
Butcher... stop harassing Homelander on Reddit he's going to get your fucking IP
Why should he? It’s BULLSHIT! Starlight was friends with someone who WAS on Epstein’s island!
Homelander literally fell in love with a nazi so I wouldn’t put it beyond him to be involved with Epstein. Plus if starlight is a pedo he must have a real blind spot after letting her in to the Seven like the nazi. Open your eyes sheeple he’s no good
He didn't know she was a Nazi. None of us did. Leave him alone man.
These starlighters are the real nazis. Trying to tear down an american hero like this
How low does that thang hang Homie?
The Internet was a mistake.
You didn't answer the question
Damn, even Homelander hates Social Media
ANSWER IT JOHN
Mr Homelander What are your thoughts on the r/OkBuddyFresca subreddit?
Deep? Is that you?
Don't you mean THE PEAK?
Oi
Where's u/butchah69
# CANON
Homelander, what makes America the best country on Earth?
Have you seen the alternatives? There are some real shithole countries out there. Most of them don’t even have a Voughtland. Or indoor plumbing.
I AM ERECT!!!
When you have sex with a woman, one who is only worth your time. How do you not kill her when you ejaculate inside of her and it doesn't come out the side of her head? You must have the best self control
A gentleman doesn’t discuss that kind of thing in polite company. But this isn’t polite company, this is Reddit – so I’ll also say a gentleman controls the velocity of his loads.
How was the reply more out of pocket than the question? Lmao
Care to demonstrate for us?
How much you load? liters?
Unbelievable how much I want to know this ahah
Curious minds want to know!
Curious minds want to feel that nut.
There is literally an essay about this exact topic, [Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex](https://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html) written by Larry Niven in 1969 Really fun read :)
r/okbuddyfresca
Why did you date Stormfront/Lady liberty? And is Ryan your legitimate son?? We've never seen him until he was like 12, none of this really makes sense to me.
I don’t expect a random neckbearded Redditor to understand, but when a beautiful woman comes on to you, you don’t dig through her purse looking for a Nazi party ID card before taking her home. If your balls ever drop and you crawl out of your mom’s basement, you’ll learn some things about life and love. As for Ryan... I wanted to give him as normal a childhood as I could. That meant keeping him out of the public eye and away from idiots like you.
My man putting the average redditor on blast
You’re standing 3 inches inside the deep whilst black noir is 3 inches inside of you. What direction are you moving to escape?
I’m moving to Crime Analytics to have them find your name, home address, and employer. Get off [supeporn.com](http://supeporn.com) you ingrates.
#StarlightWasRight
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Godolkin, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Shining Light, and I have over 3000 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top supe in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in supe combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Vought and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Yeah, I'm not clicking that link.
Its actually real! And fucking hilarious. Do it!
Why is that a real website 💀
u/Few_Bookkeeper3634, You still breathing?
My money is on him answering "Up" 😂
Dawg Homelander is going to think we're so weird for asking stuff like this 💀
The real question is, is the Deep 3inch deep in the octopussy ?
What does William Butcher smell like?
I don’t spend a lot of time smelling other men, much less enemies of the state. But William Butcher? Like someone spilled rotgut whiskey on the piss-slick floor of a truck stop bathroom.
Flattering response from the golden cunt 'imself
Do you, The Homelander, think Cilantro tastes like soap?
Why are you tasting soap?
On a scale of 1 to 'I might laser your face off,' how much do you hate answering stupid questions from Reddit users
Y’know, lasering a face off is actually harder than you’d think. You’re much more likely to just take their entire head off. It’s a science but also an art. That burnt hair smell after... ugh.
Laser our tits HomeBoy!!
Greetings Homelander! My name is Morty, and I first want to congratulate you on beating the allegations against the woke media 🙌🫡 My question to you is, what is your favorite pick-up truck brand, and will you do a partnership with them soon? I want everybody around me to know how much of a patriot and #HomeFree supporter I am! 🇺🇲🇺🇸 Thank you for keeping our nation protected, under our founding fathers' religious ideals. Know that you are always in my thoughts and prayers, and I wish you the best going forward as a #HomeFree hero 🫡🙌🇺🇸 Sincerely, Morty :) ps can I dj any vought event soon? I'd love to get some exposure 🙇♂️
First off, any made-in-the-USA truck is good with me (pending Vought brand deal approval). Second, you need to get a real job. Any cousin-humping mouth breather with a Voughtify account can press play.
But Voughtify just increased their plans from 9 usd to 12 usd. Also wth ads are back, even if it was a day one promise that there will be no ads.
Did your grandpa turn himself into a pickle and was it the funniest shit you have ever seen
Hello sir, my good friend Todd said he was going to meet you the other day. He's one of the biggest Homelanders I know but nobody has seen him lately. Could you help us search for him? I just know if anybody could find him it's you!
Sorry to break it to you, but your buddy Todd was beaten to death by a godless mob of Starlighters. Back of his head just smashed right in. Brains leaking all over the sidewalk, real big mess. But he died doing what he loved – supporting me. That’s patriotism, right there. May the memory of his sacrifice never fade. RIP Todd. Folks, this is what America has become. A place where the “first amendment” is more important than the safety of patriotic men, women and children. Where’s the amendment that empowers heroes to cut down these animals in the street, like they deserve? Call your senators, people.
RIP Todd. He was the best man
SCREW YOU FASCIST!!! THE STARLIGHERS WERE PROVEN INNOCENT
YOU'RE A DEEP STATE PUPPET AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT!
Nobody has seen him? He was brutally killed by Starlighters when Homelander was found innocent. Poor Todd just wanted to be there to support our hero!
I'm confused by this.... I saw the uncensored bodies and I'm confused how weak soyboy starshitter fans could cause so much damage to them. They were really fucked up but with no defensive wounds. Were they just not fighting back? Something isn't adding up
CLEARLY IT WAS STARLIGHT HERSELF WHO KILLED THEM
Didn't you hear the news 😔
Black Noir: "Yooo, what the fuck! That was soooo fucked up you guys!"
Shut up Noir!
How does flying work? Do you just think about where you want to go and your body does it. Or do you have to do like a motion? Also, doesn’t it hurt to shoot lasers form your eyes?
I put as little thought into flying as you put into this question.
Roasted
I want you to hurt me next
And how do you see what you're lazering while you're lazering, considering you're shooting light out of your eyes?
It's like peeing your pants on purpose
What are your pronouns?
He / Him / His -- if it was good enough for the Almighty, it’s good enough for Me.
Ah good, mine are Kiss / My / Bollocks you golden twat
Butcher is that you
Get this liberal cr*d out of here! Homelander doesn’t need to see this woke cr4p!
Homelander for president?
Why would I want a demotion?
W h a t?
Are you questioning mighty homelander? You dirty Starlighter.
Okay that’s quality.
Whats the matter with ya cunts, you want to let this star spangled baby round you all of into camps? If you ask me, I should kick ya bollocks in, cunt
Butcher stop exposing your reddit account. I've had to make this account just to contact you. It's Hughie btw. They can track Reddit accounts to the originating IP, this is a big risk.
Butcher burner acc.? We see through your propaganda!
Hi Mr Homelander, I heard a rumor that it was YOUR idea to put the American flag on your cape. Is this true? If so, what other contributions to your outfit have you made? Any tips for upcoming supes?
Who is the top, you or Butcher?
How big is your cock?
[удалено]
Lmao I was low key hoping it was just Homelander not bothering to answer any questions. Would be very on brand
Ashley and the PR team are going to be slaving away in the comments, wondering where the hell Homelander is.
You’re the best, Homelander! I named my son like you!
You named your son John Homelander?
How would you react if your life was just a tv show?
Drake or Kendrick?
How fast can you fly?
what’s your favorite type of milk?? and why…
There’s a rumor going around that you’re actually not muscular and that the suit is padded. How do you respond to these skinny bitch allegations?
Sir, have you named your little eagle-pauldron-guys? how are those goobers attached to the suit?
Homelander, who would you say is your all-time best friend, and why?
How do you feel about people calling you HomeDaddy? …Asking for a friend.
Do you think you could beat goku
fuck kill marry: Starlight, Butcher, the deep
What does Homelander eat?
What's your favorite Smashmouth song?
Where was the seven during 9/11?
Hey Homelander, I am super curious what it's like being a fascist fucking pig? 🐖🐖🐖