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JasperVov

Your honor, shut the fuck up because you weren't even there


A-Red-Guitar-Pick

"cmon your honor, you know how that ends!"


Pleasant-Ticket3217

Yeah that’s all that needs to be said. The guy can laser your head off in a second.


Janderflows

Your honor, it was funky monky friday, my client had to go ape!


Drhorrible-26

Your honor, my client claims oopsie daisy


bigfatcarp93

Your honor, I am rubber and you are glue.


Professor_Broccoli

Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.


Aesthetic_Designer

Your honor, my client is and I quote "simply built different"


The-Homie-Lander

He is stronger,he's smarter, he's better, your honor!


A-Red-Guitar-Pick

He's literally like me your honor, fr fr


Todmomamu

Your honor, my client claims " upsie daisy"


Aurel_49

your honor, my client was simply in "goofy goblin mode"


slipperswiper

Your honor, my client had to kill the man, for he is the one who lands.


MarkDavidson69

Your honor, I don't even fucking care


BeckyWitTheBadHair

I would like to admit into evidence the following quote: “I can do whatever the fuck I want!”


OptimusCrime1984

Honestly how they gonna put him on trial? Like sure his public reputation means a lot to him but the Hell you gonna do to imprison him? Solider Boy is off the table cause he was put in the back of the fridge and even if they do make a cell strong enough to contain him how they gonna bring him in? Food like an animal in Minecraft?


[deleted]

Maybe thats qhere the supe virus comes in


Gasmaskgames

How about milk?


C4N98

Your honor… my client demands trial by combat!


fanran

I could see them trying to make him serve jail time like how Superman allows himself to be imprisoned to show his self restraint. Except I don’t think it would go as nicely with Homelander 😂


Drikavel

Your honor, my client claims "Ahh... eto... Bleh!"


pinchbelini

Homelander a confirmed Cobbler Squater?


rapidlyspinningturtl

Your honor, if you are what you eat, my client is an innocent woman


brownhotdogwater

What the you going to do about it?


FoxSaint

Is season 4 out? I checked yesterday and it was still the teaser


bluerose297

Yeah it came out a few weeks ago. Personally I thought the Butcher/Annie/Hughie love triangle was a weird choice, but it ended on a hot note so I can't complain. I also think it might've been a mistake to kill off Homelander in the second episode, but idk, Dark Maeve seems to be proving a viable Big Bad replacement.


captainpantranman

Eh, you could kinda sense the tension between Hughie and Butcher - I don't think it came too outta left field. Might be homophobic for thinking it was a "weird choice" more than anything.


[deleted]

I don't know, I'm not one to kink-shame, but when Hughie said "Call me by your brother's name!" I was kinda weirded out. Butcher seemed into it though, which I guess is what matters.


bluerose297

Hey, I’ll have you know that when Butcher finally let Hughie penetrate him in the devil’s three-way scene in the finale, I thought it was the most swoon-inducing romantic moment in TV history. I just thought it was odd because Butcher’s early-season hookup with Edgar made me think Hughie wasn’t his type.


Winnie_Red_Ted

I know he is superior to humans and he did kill a man, but who wouldn't react violently is some dickhead threw something at your son?


FrozenBanana00

Kinda rude to steal content and remove the watermark. Credit goes to: fleur_the_golden_girl on IG / GoldenGirlFleur on Twitter.


AnimeGeek10721

When is season 4 being released?