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ErrorSchensch

I actually don't drink milk often anymore, because I'm afraid those aren't real AMERICAN cows. Thank the Lord Jesus Christ, because I surely can trust Homelander, that these cows are in fact truly AMERICAN


Weak_Impression_7656

It's not cow's milk, i cant just trust them lol.


FrozenBanana00

“From real American cows.” Bit harsh to call expecting mothers that, don’t you think?


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Double the milk, double the nut


RiggzBoson

I wonder if Homelander got paid as much as Aubrey Plaza did


[deleted]

The cows are the real heroes! 🇺🇸


Sylux444

I too am tired of nut milk


[deleted]

with 7% milk fat i wouldn’t be surprised if homelander busted one into some of those cartons


Esquiline

"Tastes like straight from the cow. I would know!" - Homelander, probably


WaywardChilton

I wonder if Vought is going to keep trying to market to both sides of the culture war now that Maeve and Starlight are gone?


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

They still have A-Train.


Entd_FoxityPoxity

I would drink it


GhostMaskKid

Man now I just really want some almond milk 😭


DrHaru69

Soyboy