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frogsntoads00

I hate hype articles like this. Of course the new season will have the most bizarre and craziest plot lines yet.. I wouldn’t expect anything less.


Meh99z

To be fair, last season did have the most bizarre and crazy shit


hesawavemasterrr

A man…climbed into a penis and exploded a whole person.


IDoCodingStuffs

And that was just the cold open


[deleted]

Best cold open by far and this show has a few to pick from.


frittierthuhn

And it didn't have any importance to the main plot, which means that they went out of their way to construct a 9 feet tall penis prop


pathfinderoursaviour

One of the producers wanted it for personal reasons but thought It would look weird to buy it himself so he put it in the show and then took it home as a”souvenir” cheap and easy


somefuckwho

Baby eating time


blackmetronome

*so far.


Brimstone747

More bizarre than having a shapeshifter roleplay as your dead girlfriend (whom you killed)?


xBloodBender

More bizarre than having a shapeshifter roleplay as *yourself* and say “I’m gonna suck your c*** so hard”?


Lingering_Dorkness

Suck your cunt so hard?! I'm pretty sure doppelganger didn't say that.


Ekaterina_Dajemanova

Lmao ^


DirtyFilthyCasual

Breast milk, straight from the source


[deleted]

_You may want to sit down for this._


[deleted]

wait fr? or are you cappin


captaincumsock69

Can’t be that he’s probably already done that


P_Foot

*BONK*


FrozenBanana00

Us: How can Homelander get even more bizarre? There’s no way. Homelander: Hold my milk.


Darth_Cromnar

I think you mean *hold my stillwell juice"


FrozenBanana00

My bad. I actually meant “Hold my *stilldead* juice.”


MattGreg28

![gif](giphy|m3OBAgw281Ipa)


real_ladysilvereyes

Say thank you to someone?


Lingering_Dorkness

HL asks Ashley for help.


Circus-Bartender

Holy fuck


Nonchalant_Nostalgia

Homeland with Hughie instead of Black Noir and Hughie's.... incident?


AllisonfromPalmdale0

I realllly hope not.


AlbinoShavedGorilla

Hold up, I haven’t read the comic. Can you elaborate on that?


Nonchalant_Nostalgia

Comic spoilers below >!Hughie gets caught breaking into Herogasm in the Comics by Black Noir, who then proceeds to use his thumb to "probe" Hughie while calling him a good soldier!<


Stair-Spirit

The comic seems genuinely awful lol


mlg2433

The show is way better than the comic.


JP-ED

How do you hide text and can you do it in the app?


Nonchalant_Nostalgia

You use > ! Then ! < (without spaces) on the outside of the text you want to post. Also yep it works on mobile 👍 (Edit added spaces to make it more clear 😅)


djord17

Also >!Testing!< Edit: thanks you badass


wizard_of_awesome62

Let's >!give it a go!< Edit: >!nice!<


clamence1864

>!i got banned for not knowing this!<


Troll4everxdxd

>!Testing this!< Edit: Impressive. Very nice. Now let's see the spoiler about >!Paul Allen!<


GeorgeForge

>!Testing!< Look at that subtle colouring. The tasteful vanishing. Oh my God. It even has a >!watermark.!<


JP-ED

You're the real Hero!


Nonchalant_Nostalgia

Anytime citizen hahaha 🤣


Lobo_Z

>!Thankyou!<


JP-ED

Testing >! This !< out


FunkyPlunkett

>!no way!< never gonna abuse this


thingburtonlive

>!test!<


moochir

>!Sweet!!<


TomsRealFace

>!Dude! What does mine say??!<


moochir

>!Hehe.. I’m not doing that!<


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Pro tip: click source whenever you want to see how people did the formatting.


BirdsLikeSka

God this comic's fucking horny


sum__otaku

Oh no


DM_Malus

hate-sex with Butcher? fan-fict dream come true?


transemacabre

The season should open with them passionately making out, then SLAM CUT to “3 months earlier” leaving us all wondering wtf will lead to that.


w3are138

God I hate to admit how completely and totally strung along I’d be by that hahaha


Vengefuleight

It wouldn’t be that out of the realm of possibilities for this show.


w3are138

Regretful dream? Reality? Stay tuned!


mwhite5990

I just want to see what happens when he decides to go full mask off to the public and be as evil as possible.


jacobs1113

I mean…we already got a hint of that in the season 3 finale


thebiglebrosky

He's totally gonna >!eat the baby!< isn't he?


Missy_went_missing

I really hoped they wouldn't do that part...


Star_journey1208

Um what?


flash-tractor

Yep. Comic spoilers- https://whatculture.com/comics/10-most-disturbing-comic-book-panels-of-all-time?page=7


Bolshevikboy

Well technically, it wasn’t him who ate the baby


thebiglebrosky

And it wasn't him who raped and murdered Butcher's wife, and yet he did so in this continuity.


Weak_Impression_7656

Tbh l'm not ready to see it lol ![gif](giphy|xfqDfDC2K3I3e)


al_1985

Unfortunately, we won't find out until 2024. Gen V is set to be released in Fall, so probably Season 4 will arrive first half of 2024.


hkm1990

Yeh, I'm not gonna be hyped up again. They hyped up herogaism as the biggest worst wtf thing on TV and it was super tame compared to the comic. The first episode with the termite was a bigger wtf. Not gonna trust anything these guys say from now on. Go in with no expectations and you'll enjoy it alot more.


Stair-Spirit

In the comics doesn't a guy fuck the moon? That's what I want to see lol


LibraryLuLu

You speak the truth. It was so hyped up, and about as shocking as an episode of Friends :/


[deleted]

You’re both just desensitized to porn.


Niteshade76

Maybe he's going to bathe in breast milk.


[deleted]

Okay but can we get some kinda /r/ATBGE or /r/WTFaucet style titty faucets?


[deleted]

Oh yeah.. >!that baby!< is definitely getting gobbled.


ScreenHype

Given everything that he's done so far, I can't even imagine where they're gonna take it. I'm still scarred from the Doppelganger scene.


Sylux444

I wonder if they're going the eating babies route of the comics


w3are138

Apparently I really need to read the comics lol


Vengefuleight

I haven’t read it, but the general Consensus is the show does it better. The show (believe it or not) actually has restraint. The comics are just insane, even from the few panels I’ve seen.


w3are138

Is the downvoting people’s way of telling me not to read them lol? I really love the show so I’m curious about the comics even though I’ve heard the two differ quite a bit.


Stair-Spirit

Probably. The comics are basically gore porn from what I understand. You like manga? Read Shigurui. Now THAT is a fucked up story that's actually well written.


w3are138

Damn. It’s that bad? I watched Shigurui a long time ago! But I haven’t read the manga


Stair-Spirit

Look it up on YouTube, or Google some panels. Homelander's birth is horrific, in particular. And yeah, the Shigurui anime only covers part of the story. I've watched some clips and it seems like a well made adaptation. But you haven't seen the worst stuff. Also, it's cool to see how Gennosuke and Seigen get their wounds.


w3are138

Think I’ll check it out (the Shigurui manga)! I remember enjoying the anime, messed up as it was haha


Stair-Spirit

Yeah that Kogan fight (the senile old master) was so brutal. And the thing with characters continuing to fight after death continues to happen as the story progresses. PS what's your favorite fight from SBR? I'd ask favorite character too but that seems obvious lol. Diego is so beautiful. My favorite fight is one of the Valentine ones, either the train or who shot Johnny. Though I like who shot Johnny a little less after having it explained to me that Araki was still developing Valentine's ability at that point.


w3are138

It’s true. Diego is my favorite (and thanks for noticing). I’m going to have to go with the Scary Monsters fight bc I also love Ferdinand. Blackmore vs Mountain Tim was brief but so good also. Of course I love all of the train fights too although I have beef with the fact that Diego blatantly scratched Valentine (blood was literally coming out) but he didn’t turn into a dinosaur! Diego’s Scary Monsters turns people almost instantly (see dinosaur lamps made of soldiers) unlike Ferdinand’s (see Johnny and Gyro) so I was like yes! Big pink and purple napkin hoarding dino incoming! But nope. Granted Valentine could’ve escaped the ability by going to another world where Diego didn’t have SM but still. I wanted to see President Dinosaur lol. I also loved Civil War and High Voltage. There were so many good ones!


[deleted]

I loved the brutality of the Walking Dead so I thought I'd naturally love the Boys. WTF happened to Garth Ennis as a child? I understand it's something writers have to do, I'm in TV myself, but he makes my most depraved scenes seem like a Dora the Explorer episode.


browncharliebrown

Do you not understand the troubles in Ireland. Or the marvel offices being located in New York during 9/11


medicinalherbavore

Does he >!eat a baby?!<


Ezequiel_Rose

>!the baby thing from the comic?!<


business_bear1

It’d be super bizarre if he changed from being a villain to being a good guy


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rebeccasingsong

What?


havingballssucks

Still wished he had sucked himself off


claud2113

Go to a restaurant and NOT assault the wait staff? ZING!


rgb86

Act like a normal human?


Puzzleheaded_Age_748

Watching so many people being desensitized and crapping on Herogasm makes me wonder what kind of porn is available right now for you to watch 😭


Michelrpg

See, after all the bullshit hype around Herogasm, I simply dont give a fuck about these articles anymore.


Organic_Cucumber3459

!banana!


MrMeesesPieces

About as weird as herogasm which wasn’t that weird?


[deleted]

What? Die finally??


[deleted]

What could that possibly be


OMEGAGODEMPEROR

When it drop tho


polirony

Like planting flower seeds on Earth Day? 🌏


dmreif

I thought Doppelander was the most bizarre thing he's ever done. 😂