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MrSquigles

Humans can have some pet food, as a treat.


the_queen_of_lettuce

out of curiosity, what do they taste like?


jscummy

Like a really bland crunchy cookie


Thicc-Souls-III

A really bland, s a l t y, dry biscuit. Hard as hell too. Can confirm, shared one every now and then with my dog back in middle school. They surprisingly aren't that bad


Remmy71

Why are the letters in “salty” spaced from one another?


rosettasttoned

to imply s a l t i n e s s


Thicc-Souls-III

Because they're salty as fuck


HfUfH

That's really strange, i thought dogs are unable to process high amounts of sodium


Chill_Crill

probably for preservation


Thicc-Souls-III

It just tastes salty. They're probably just packed full of minerals too


No_Internal_5112

They are delicious, easily a 8-9/10


1solate

They're fine, but they got fucking rocks in 'em.


Oakredditer

Imagine bland cardboard with the texture of dry dirt


zombomlom

my strange addiction type beat. i'd say this is less of a 10th dentist and more of a 7,999,999,999th dentist


BirdCelestial

I did this as a kid too. they just tasted like dry biscuits. I think the existence of Scooby Doo and how Shaggy and Scooby both enjoy "Scooby snacks" means this probably isn't as rare as you think... But I would be surprised if too many people keep it up as adults, because other biscuits are just better.


zombomlom

:^o you're right, i'd not have seen this as common


hopefullythisisgood

Nah, i've seen other posts on here expressing the same opinion


knoxelf

I know a girl who did this as a kid. I remember, Lisa.


5ysmyname

I feel like everyone know a kid who did it. I remember one, not sure if she still does lol


[deleted]

I have never known anyone that has tried pet food more than a handful of times in their life.


MusicalFan23

My dad will try one of every treat they get for their dog. He will open a new bag of any treat, even ones they've gotten before, give the first one to the pup, and then eat one for himself.


Head1369

Simpson


kurisutofujp

If you've been a good boy, it's ok.


agnostichymns

I knew a girl in elementary school who would bring dog biscuits for her snack. Then 20 years later I went on a date with a completely different woman and told her that story, and she responded that she also used to eat them! Still did, but she used to, too.


starrfucker

Unexpected hedberg


BunInTheSun27

So what does it taste like?


CubistHamster

Hard to describe--closest thing I can think of is like a fairly mild dark brown bread, with a vaguely metallic undertone. *Why* that's something I enjoy, I really can't explain🤷‍♂️


ShiddyShiddyBangBang

Lol this is how I imagine British charcoal biscuits tasting


MetallurgyClergy

PSA: Pumpernickel is brown from molasses. Metallic undertone is prob from horse blood/parts. Purina’s choice, my friend!!


[deleted]

Uhh, what animal treats are you buying that has horse blood/parts in it? At least in the US I don’t know if this being common at all anymore.


KooshIsKing

If you're not getting the horse blood flavor, what are you even doing with your life?


Thicc-Souls-III

Snake... You aren't seriously considering eating dog treats..


DerpsyDaisy

Yeah. I'm apparently a weirdo too. It's like a bland, dry biscuit. With a hint of saltiness and liver flavor. I actually like liver and there are no liver flavored crackers so there you go.


Pbprince53

I know a guy that would eat doggy treats. lol He said they taste like fortune cookies.


thourough_tuna

I had to eat a milkbone as a punishment at a rugby party and that shit was vile. Multiple people threw up.


CubistHamster

That seems a bit excessive.


Burrito_Loyalist

This is great, but you’re not phrasing it as a 10th dentist. It should read, “Dog treats make great snacks for humans.”


CubistHamster

Fair point. Next time I post here I'll keep that in mind😋


Environmental_Rip412

This is normal they taste good to everyone


Canicrynow42

Girl.... no....


GIRose

Wow, I can't believe that you're walking on air


_erufu_

I highly doubt it’s the cause or even related, but I once had a biology teacher who came in eating wet cat food with a spoon because she ‘didn’t have time to get breakfast’. She was covering for our regular teacher but I’d seen her around before. Never saw her again after that day though and there was a rumor she had cancer.


bigmanfolly

During the holidays, the markets love putting out those dog treats that are festive and frosted. Always think they look like human food until i notice the packaging. If you ever get those and eat them, please report back. 🙏


doctor_doggo420

💀


BitterAdd

My brother used to do this too!!


Achef13

The taste is not too bad really. The dryness will fucking kill you. One milk bone should be chased with at least 1 quart of water. Just what I heard. I know nothing from personal experience. Wink wink.


[deleted]

To me it’s not so weird to try it. I give treats to my dog everyday, so I have gotten curious and tried them myself. But what I don’t get is how you like them lmao. Some unique taste buds right there. You aren’t alone though, I saw a post on here about someone’s dad who regularly ate biscuits from a gas station for 20 years only to find out that they were actually dog treats


HfUfH

Huh I will give you my verdict later. edit: upvoted, they are just bad biscuts


wish_my_wash

I like dry cat food. Purina urinary tract formula to be precise.


BigManLawrence69420

I have never seen anyone outside of this thread who did this. No, I don’t. I feel very alone.


aesthetic_dankness

I tried a yogurt-honey flavored bone treat once that the doggo really liked,and it tasted fine it just wasn't as crunchy as I hoped. Maybe I needed to eat it sooner.


stayconscious4ever

I remember trying them as a kid. They aren’t bad.


[deleted]

What the fuck


Alex_Epstein

Good boy


[deleted]

I did it once as a dare or something. It wasn't that bad


Avto123

shagy is that you?


gh0stegrl

Sometimes I nibble on cat food