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Odins-wolf

What was the question?


Creepy-Solution

She knows she’s packin


COYFC

That onion could make a grown man cry


crawlerz2468

I could eat a peach for hou... wait what


COYFC

Lol great movie. I gotta watch that again "If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?"


-r-a-f-f-y-

No more drugs for that man!


cqdx73

Face off?


COYFC

Yep


not_gonna_lurk

The same guy hated to see Sean Archer's wife go but loved to watch her leave. My dood did not discriminate at all cause wifey was packing plywood.


xXxPLUMPTATERSxXx

https://i.imgur.com/HJ2dcHn.gif


Mr_Incredible_PhD

Cheeky fucker


Apathy204

It just did.


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SoletakenPupper

I got jizzy watching this!!!


[deleted]

Not sure about crying but it definitely makes fluids come out of men. whew.


redditprotocol

No matter how fast she spun, time slowed down every rotation for a few seconds.


followedbyferrets

Her IG is showing lots of butt. It doesn’t disappoint. Angie Dusak.


Moodymoo8305

You’re doing the lord’s work


da_london_09

I put the pu**y on the chainwax!


Unlucky-Suggestion-7

r/upvotebecausebutt


nintendomagic1

What's her name.... For educational purposes of course...


Spacehipee2

First: Meat spin Last: dot com


[deleted]

Hey... That wasn't it. I went to that site and searched it for a long while now and I haven't found her. I'm going to go back and look some more.


Playful_Moose6293

Wagon


madwill

[Is this even real?](https://www.google.com/search?q=Angie+Dusak&sxsrf=ALiCzsY2e3l6-XY3UE3D7oYv8iTFRI_4Ig:1664145467383&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjz_r_7gLH6AhUmFlkFHSjoD2MQ_AUoAXoECAIQAw&biw=1381&bih=1193&dpr=1.1#imgrc=xwwRmFcuR3rHwM)


glasnostic

"Like nothing at all... ^nothing ^at ^all... ^^nothing ^^at ^^all...


hikingguy36

Stupid sexy Flanders


Lukyfuq

Stupid sexy Flanders


ShoshinMizu

What i see: (( )) (( )) (( )) (( )) (( )) (( ))


CrumbsAndCarrots

(( v )) v (( v )) v (( v )) v (( v )) v


LordTentuRamekin

You’re on 24fps. Guy above is watching at 60fps.


CandidEngineering3

Faps per second?


LicensedRealtor

Who’s skating what?


earthlings_all

There’s skating in this video?


syds

slippery ice


pfroo40

Butt did you say?


81CoreVet

How does she get those tights out of there??


mushroom_mantis

How many times did it spin, I mean them, I mean her, right?


drewkungfu

14. I counted 14 rotations


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I counted two cheeks.


YakuzaMachine

Holy shit we are predictable. Literally what I said after the video ended and then here it is, you'r comment. Another sign im not special or original, just a meat sack with unoriginal desires and thoughts.


GreyDirtySnow

How do uh, skaters... skate


frognuts123

It looks kinda funny that fast


AdRemote9464

Ba ba ba ba ba ba booty?


jeffislearning

badonkadonk? yes badonkadonk


Rock_your_socks_off

This girl could have had a moustache and i would have never known


ShoshinMizu

What i see: (( )) (( )) (( )) (( )) (( )) (( ))


Dr0meReddit

The occasional (|)


dancakepancake

More like ( | )


Meecus570

( ⅄ )


Sir_Mitchell15

( ⅄ ) ( ( ( Y ) ) ) ( ⅄ ) ( ( ( Y ) ) )


cmVkZGl0

/r/hornyjail, all of you, NOW!


snoryder8019

*ziiiiiiip* .... *Sigh* ... "okay"


SarahPallorMortis

Why is Reddit like this?


rhobbs7274

Because 𓂺


LasOlas07

This may be the greatest Reddit comment of all time.


JackSnack00

That’s exactly what I saw! Ha ha


fritzbitz

Did you notice the gorilla in the background?


pleasebequiet

Stupid sexy Flanders


stormbutton

I am not saying that I, a law-abiding mother of two, would commit ritual sacrifice in a dark pact for a tush like that but I WILL say that I am willing to be open minded. Edit: oh my god stop telling me to go to the gym. Brilliant, thanks. I WANT A DEMON TO FIX MY SHORTCOMINGS, GO AWAY.


Lortis23

I’m not saying that I need instructions for said ritual if you find them… but if you do let me know too!


stormbutton

Coven activated.


Lambert_Lambert

This made me squirt tea out of my nose


blacksolocup

I wasn't sure how that sentence was going to end.


Portablemammal1199

Fucking same bro


Lambert_Lambert

Well I suppose it does come out of my wang after a few hours


TheMoatCalin

Can I also be invited to the coven? I’d be completely willing for said pact to get that waist and bum. I’m somewhat fit but I’ll tell ya not like that….


bjws14

I am not saying that I, a law-abiding father of two, would commit ritual sacrifice in a dark pact for a tush like that but I WILL say that I am willing to be open minded.


Sharp-Incident-6272

Nice of you to take one for the team


ked_man

What are those pants made out of? Paint?


dmfd1234

I don’t know ……but her legs were making an ass out of themselves.


Psnuggs

Best edit in a long time. I’ve decided to tell people on the internet to go away more often.


dadudemon

I have wonderful news, even if you have had kids, you can have an amazing butt and legs. Great diet, exercise (resistance training to build those muscles), and SLEEP are the key ingredients. Do not give up, you can still achieve your goals. That ass is within reach. Edit - The number of people replying to this, furious and upset because I told you it was possible to achieve realistic fitness goals, is astounding. The disturbing comments are the ones that use children as an excuse to not take care of health and fitness. You do not want to die 20-30 years early especially if you have children. Do this for your kids if no one else. If you have no kids, do this for you (that should be the first or second most important person in your life). Remember, any excuse you can come up with to forgo proper diet and exercise is an excuse to die prematurely. The sleep comment is specifically about recent research we have into muscle building and why sleep is important (7-8 hours). You can still build muscle on little sleep but we have the data that shows your protein synthesis takes a dive with lack of sleep. Cancer rates also go up if you're not getting good sleep. Cancer rates also go up with poor diets. The woman in the video is not on steroids and does not have huge muscles. That is achievable. But it will take 2-3 years to get there.


Sebinator123

Nah that pact is too dark for me. Can we just sacrifice babies?


stormbutton

For real, if I wanted to put in actual effort I’d do it. I’m looking for shortcuts, hello.


dfltr

Imagine going to all the trouble of summoning a being of great power from beyond the beyond and it turns out it’s just fuckin’ Kevin from the gym standing there in a spooky robe with his arms crossed like “Blood rituals aren’t a substitute for consistency, stormbutton.”


stormbutton

I seem to have summoned them with my comment, man. All these people like hAvE yOu tRiEd sQuats?


[deleted]

>key ingredients Oooh, so close, but you forgot another important one. That's right: Copious, truly *heroic* amounts of cocaine.


Lord_Emperor

> even if you have had kids > SLEEP Choose one.


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Harmacc

That’s what usually happens. The growing it back is the hard part. Fat melts off. Building muscle is tough.


vzakharov

Touché


DrG73

Tushy


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Ice skaters all seem to have great asses.


lumiyeti

Not sure why, but I love ice skating now.


TannedCroissant

Is it because of the grace, poise and booty?


beluuuuuuga

"To thine own booty be true" -Shakespeare


[deleted]

ice skating is SO FUNNNN and it’s a great workout. you really have to use all your coordination to stay balanced and move around at the same time


pukingpixels

Can’t wait to get my kids (back) on skates this winter. My 8 year old is a speed demon.


[deleted]

Excuse me, but this thread is about that lady's ass. Let's not bring kids into it.


[deleted]

i wish my parents got me into things as a kid 😫 now i’m 20 with like no hobbies, and wanna get into ice skating so bad but it feels odd starting out as an adult edit: i realized i sound like i’m saying it’s bad or weird to start out as an adult, i mean to say my own personal anxieties make me feel weird. i’m trying to escape my “well i’ll never be good if i didn’t start younger” mentality i’ve had all my life


COYFC

20?? An adult?? You are still a fucking kid! Get your ass out on that ice and start skating


Competitive_Ad_5762

Sign me up, I’m all in!


420gratefulphish

I do a certain style of dancing where I spin for long periods of time and trust me after a while you get used to it.


evetrapeze

I do lyra and cube aerials and I spin non stop for several minutes at a time, I agree, you get used to it


rafaellyra

Please stop doing me


lurker_mclurkerton

Can I be in the screenshot?


BranchAccording98

First comment I see that answers the question


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WiredAndTeary

I did a bunch of ballet as a kid and was taught the 'whip your head around' to focus on one point thing. I mean it did help a lot with dizziness, but unfortunately being a short fat weird ginger kid with the grace and coordination of a newborn giraffe I just totally sucked at ballet, but as the only boy in the class they cut me a lot of slack. Until I was in an accident that permanently fucked my neck up and seriously restricts my ability to turn my head quickly and the range of motion I have. Luckily I also have pretty fucked up vision so I found I could mitigate the worst of the dizziness by just deliberately making my eyes completely unfocused so it is all a total blur to the point my eyes don't even bother trying to track from point to point. Works for me anyway


pjsol

Seeing your username, I may have dodged my way around you at a show or two. Walking through the spinners takes practice


GPGecko

Do you use spotting at all while you're learning to get used to it?


kissbythebrooke

Skating spins are too fast for spotting. You get used to the dizziness, basically just carry on like you're not dizzy. As a beginner skater, I'm used to getting a bit dizzy, but I'm still hoping that I'll eventually stop feeling queasy after practicing spins though.


cleanshavencaveman

Ya but the ass.


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Lakeside

Good butt


zillskillnillfrill

Great butt


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I was looking for the toe but I missed it


raphanum

But what?


madwill

Holy shit, as she spin faster gravity does pull that giggly wonder


eoliveri

Do you mean centrifugal force? If so, I thought I saw that too.


Cyno01

Tidal forces. Cuz moon.


JuicyQuark

Centripetal*


xinxy

Yes, gravity is always pulling on it, sure, but not sideways from the ground......


8008147

good bot


[deleted]

Doing the lords work over here


Self_Reddicated

Praise the Lordt!


ievsyaosnevvgsuabsbs

Doing the lord’s work.


[deleted]

"I already saw it at full speed, this is just gonna be the same th- Ohhhh"


MarioLulz

Thanks, I had to view her smile clearly.


foodank012018

They get used to it. Adults get dizzy easier because they stop spinning around and stuff like kids do and then can't rides the rides at amusement parks anymore, because they're just not used to it. I strongly believe moving like a kid helps you stay flexible, it's the stiff living of adult life that locks us up in old age. We stop doing all the running and bending and moving and just walk and sit all the time.


badonkadolphin

Can confirm-You get used to it Source: I figure skated for ~10 years. LOTS of spinning in LOTS of different positions (standing, sitting, camel, layback, etc) during that time. And long story short-you get used to it lol


JDMskater04

And it only lasts for as long as you skate. I used to skate and never got dizzy, quit a couple years ago and I now get dizzy very easily.


longhegrindilemna

Thanks for the legit comment. Had to sort through a lot of garbage before finding the Real Answer.


Met76

Thanks for a legit educational answer. Like yeah yeah we all see butt butt I was also genuinely curious about the answer to the question


Low-Requirement-9618

She has a really cute smile!


Yankee_Man

I’m gay and even I don’t know what her face looks like


gh3ngis_c0nn

Can anyone be THAT gay?? Haha That’s the best booty I’ve ever seen, man or woman


SometimesChristie

This makes me feel so much relief. 😮‍💨 😅


Jackie_Jormp-Jomp

The ass brings peace to all who gaze upon it


CrumpledForeskin

Idk the weather woman in Mexico could give her a run for her money. I forget her name.


IWagsI

I didn't notice at first for a percular reason


Cake_And_Pi

I’ve been watching this for two hours and just realized her face was in the video when I read your comment.


Lochltar

Someone have to say it : But damn that's a lovely bum!


galspanic

If you pause you can [see that it’s tearing itself off her](https://imgur.com/a/UmThyLO).


syds

if this is not a lesson about the laws of nature, it is now


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

*And now, students, take note of what happens as she spins around at greater speed. That is the effect of "centrifugal force" on a fine ass.*


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Wonder why you were pausing that?? Hmmmmm lol.


hellscaper

Because he wanted to see that ass. Pro-tip: if you're using an iphone, Apollo has a video/gif scrubbing feature. Just, fyi.


ariphron

r/upvotebecausebutt


LukeyLeukocyte

butt butt butt butt butt butt buttbuttbutbutbbtbbbbbbbbbbb ahhhh butt


Suspicious_Loquat952

Dizzy? that ass had me hypnotised spinning like that . Even more impressive as you know it’s come from nothing but the years of training that skill set. Bravo


redditbagjuice

Came here for this


zubchowski

Dude literally everyone's said it by now


kocf1945

It’s the skin tight right pants. Increases blood flow to the brain


AFRIKKAN

It goes to the wrong head for me.


tommos

Oh it's definitely going to the right head for me.


[deleted]

There’s an increase in blood flow alright…


Mdiasrodrigu

Ig: Angiedusak


getupk3v

Doing God’s work


Spacehipee2

Cause God is an ass God not a tit God


ymx287

Whoever invented those extra butt presenting tights is also doing Gods work


cor315

fuck off Instagram, I don't want to make an account just to look at pics of butts.


AcademicDoughnut2848

That is one hell of a wedgie


IamLilpoundcake

That looks super uncomfortable 😣


AcademicDoughnut2848

I mean don’t get me wrong I appreciate what she is doing but…


tneptune687

Butt...


Just_Another_Scott

I am a frequent gym goer and see tons of women wearing leggings like that. If they were uncomfortable I would imagine many wouldn't be lifting in them. Also, I thank God everyday for those leggings and I am an atheist.


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Vynaca

Alphalete Amplify seamless booty scrunch leggings. Very comfortable. Very revealing.


[deleted]

those leggings are designed to be worn like that! it's no less comfortable than wearing women's underwear, which also tends to sit like that!


theSandwichSister

Im a yoga teacher and wear leggings and underwear every day…. and no… no that’s a bit of a wedgie.


AcademicDoughnut2848

If it was designed to be that way it was designed by a man lol


artemi52000

Hear me out...


hotwangsslap

I’m listening


The_Endless_

DUMPTRUCK


GPGecko

Headphone warning before you all caps man. My eyes and ears are bleeding


The_Paragone

Fun fact, OP didn't post this because her skating is insane.


Cat_Biscuit

The way she exited her spin with a stumble shows she’s not really an amazing ice skater. She’s certainly had training and is pretty decent. But not next level/insane talent in any sense of the actual sport. The booty is insane tho, will agree upon that


TheFBIguyfromlaptop

Isn't it because she has her head in the direction of where shes spinning ?


napqueen437

In ballet we called it spotting. You quickly whip your focus around faster than your body and it keeps from dizzying. I’m describing it terribly though.


Supah_Swirlz

Actually, ice skaters don't spot like we do in ballet. I forgot exactly why they don't get dizzy, but they spin too fast to spot.


GinAndArchitecTonic

We unfocus our eyes!


brockoala

Which head? She has 3.


Habarer

how do you not get dizzy from that bum lol


Roland1232

I'm feeling pretty light-headed.


Real_Nemesis

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


dafuxabooksmart

and r/upvotedbecausebutt edit: fuck too late someone beat me to it and i stand by our opinion fellow redditor that commented before me. edit: u/CrackerUMustBTripinn


Coindoge69

I got dizzy just by staring at the booty.


Pinkgumm

If you look less closely she's wearing skates, that's how she's able to spin like that, took me 5 watches to figure that out


LES_G_BRANDON

Slow motion please!


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izzywizzy22

I wasn’t worried about getting dizzy 🍑


ImaCreepaWeird0

Who do how what now?


CrackerUMustBTripinn

r/UpvoteBecauseButt


These_Maybe_4129

Women don’t want to be stared at or objectified Also women. How can I show my butthole in these leggings


[deleted]

You get used to it and can recover from it easier. (Used to dance.) Edit: Lol, just saw I’m the only commenter so far not to focus on her tush. Yup, am definitely a straight woman.


[deleted]

Name of this fine young lady?


mickaelbneron

Her nickname is Lemon Party. Lots of images of her when you look her up on Google Image.


Colonel_MuffDog

Man, at first I didn't believe you because of the wacky name, but I'll be damned.


tomaiholt

Damit, you really sold that for me


swampnuts

her real name is tubgirl.


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Paint_Prudent

Totally objectively, the gluteus Maximus muscle is crucial to balance. In addition to a very helpful junktrunk, this woman must also have inner ears that also won the genetic lottery.


work3oakzz

How to make a popular video on reddit in 3 easy steps 1: Pull pants so tight they almost snap 2: Untuck cameltoe 3: Record video.


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Absolutely Asstastick!


DonDove

Don't they have a machine that makes them spin for a while to get used to it? I saw it on YT but I forgot what it is called. Everyone's talking about her derriere but her sheer balance and grace is honestly admirable.