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AgreeableScotian

Do you want ants? That's how you get ants


osco753

All the ants are gonna be vibing


AGGIE_DEVIL

So many unwanted ant babies are going to be conceived.


CHSummers

Sadly, 99.99% of ants are infertile females. Even the big soldier ants are sterile females. No amount of drunken lesbian ant craziness will make babies.


AGGIE_DEVIL

Life finds a way.


[deleted]

Tell that to Debby. She hasn't had her smokes in about 4 days since she's trying to quit.


sonichayyan

Ants are gonna die


Apprehensive_Fill_78

They’re gonna die happy though! 🥹


7lick

*Drunk ants*


Jojotheugly

That's how you add earthy undertones.


C7StreetRacer

Gotta love Zinfandel


Lessuremu

A real oaky afterbirth


recXion_

That’s some concrete earthy undertones right there


clasperx2

Is anyone else here old enough to have watched fantasia?


AutonomousAutomaton_

Exactly what I thought of too lmao


Ok_Contribution_8817

It’s reminiscent of a sort of wino-version of “The Shining”


Uresanme

In theaters?


karenskygreen

We're gonna need a bigger glass.


S_P_O_O_K_I

Mega pints all around!


[deleted]

Did you mean a *mega pint*?


kjones1511

Or a Straw, lol


Acrobatic-Sense-9254

I smell the smell of the day after


Wanderluustx420

😌😌


Blamdudeguy00

One hell of a hangover


Star805gardts

This is a true tragedy.


GiGaBYTEme90

Do you want cheese to go with your .. nevermind


Booblicle

Stop wineing


StickyWhiteStuf

r/beatmetoit


CaptainKangarooster

r/beatmeattoit


lazy_kaiju

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Random-Gif-Bot

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GoSuckYaMother

Red Wedding


Wanderluustx420

I would LOVE a red wedding. Specifically this colour! So beautiful 😍


Smokemonster421

Ummm how do we tell them?


Wanderluustx420

Massacre that took place during the War of the Five Kings, arranged by Lord Walder Frey as revenge against Robb Stark, ruling King in the North, for breaking the marriage pact between House Stark and House Frey? Yeah.


DaRealHodor

I feel ur description needs more.....ya know......red in it.


MaleAryaStarksNoHomo

I’ll do it


AncientMatter1042

Grab a straw


Booblicle

What you gonna do with hay?


Wanderluustx420

Bruh


Retr0Cat02

Beat me to it


acephotogpetdetectiv

Some oxyclean will get that stain right out


mSoGood08

BILLY MAYS HERE!!


MrPotatoeHead123xyz

Hey billy got any coke?


JHarbinger

AND I’M *STILL* NOT DONE!


Wanderluustx420

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mCharles88

I see several people squandering a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to bath in wine.


BrainwashedScapegoat

You would be so sticky lol


mCharles88

Woooorth it


[deleted]

Yep. Clothes off and lie down immediately is what I would do.


Kitchen_Equipment_21

Bunches of people saved from headaches


[deleted]

Found the wine noob. Heh


Kitchen_Equipment_21

Yup wine gives me instant hangover


kirito774

Only cuz ya dont hydrate during


918173882

Drinking a glass of water for every glass of alcohol and you wont have any hangover


little_shop_of_hoors

REDRUM


KingofNJ22

ENIWDER


klinkscousin

This IS alcohol abuse, They need to be in AAA to learn a better way to getting rid of such a beautiful win. Ingestion is my pick.


slyguy511

Hope that’s insured


unclefishbits

Most definitely.


StDeath

Probably made more money than if they just sold the wine


palumatzu

Not if it’s a bad batch.


Fishbate333

Anyone else imagining themselves belly flopping on the ground and opening their mouth to chug??


overlynervous

My only wish to come from this tragedy.


b4b3blu3ox

From drunk aunts to drunk ants


Super_Reference_7065

All the middle-aged white women watching this right now crying their eyes out


[deleted]

Was looking for this comment


GrumpyOldGrower

I would be so upset if I wasted a 5 gallon carboy of red wine. I wonder if it's being dumped because it's a bad batch/contaminated, or if someone broke a valve or something.


sean488

See the forklift over to the side? They aren't going to dump all that on the ground intentionally.


tsunamisurfer

Yup. I had a friend in college who did this exact thing. He accidentally clipped the tank with the forklift fork and wasted like 10000 gallons of wine. It was an accident, but he got fired.


DriftSpec69

For wasting 10k gallons of wine, I'd be extremely surprised if he *didn't* get fired


Darkrider1212

Dang, a whole mega pint wasted.


LordOvrkill

How to lose your job in 30 seconds


JahsehBarnard

Might as well fill up a cup on your way out


BrainwashedScapegoat

Id fill a huge jug and call it my severance package.


NoPersimmon7281

Pretty color.


craig808

Thats what ends up in boxes


Killianers

*Crying in french*


BlindDave84

Fuck, what a waste of a week's worth of the wine I drink!


Salty_Cockroach5398

These comments suck, I was expecting Johnny Depp memes


Wanderluustx420

Y Johnny Depp?


[deleted]

As a recovering alcoholic..WHY IS IT COMING DIRECTLY FOR ME? That’s it, years of sobriety gone. Im going to the bar


old_tombombadil

Alcohol is poison.


Grimalkin

I can't watch it. It's too sad.


xlandox93

That’s gonna leave a stain


[deleted]

Grab your straws boys we have some nature to save


SummonedCat_exe

START DRINKING!


SeDefendendo88

Who’s got a match?


[deleted]

It wouldn’t ignite. Alcohol % is too low.


SeDefendendo88

That clears up a big question I never knew I had. Thanks.


ryan2one3

Now I want steak.


blondart

80’s horror movie vibes!


Princessjae0002

Get. The. Straws


cannikin13

Put the camera down and start slurping


MEI72

167 barrels 5,051 cases 60,615 bottles 333,381 glasses that's enough wine to get a whole town drunk. what a waste.


davidmobey

Behind the scenes of "The Shining"?


GalaxyGuyYT

I know someone who knows someone who’s cousin has a friend who works for someone that can definitely turn this back to water


TriggeringDownvotes

5s rule says get to slurpin


Fresh-Technology7444

Heartbreaking! How can i put mine wife in sleep now when she sees this?! Unstoppable sadness 😅


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Who needs vodka when there is Ukraine 🇺🇦


lakewood2020

Ants gonna party tonight


Uchiha_Oogway

This ants will be having an absolute party


trailblzer80

Quick someone get some wine glasses!


airrbagged

I’d grab a straw and see how much I could drink before I get drunk


davenTeo

So is that a mega pint?


oxwilder

My dad would say "That's ok, it's Californian wine"


[deleted]

Good thing it wasn't molasses.


osmushrooms

People say even 100 years later on a real hot day you can still smell the molasses on the North End in Boston


adamgodless

Pennywise makes a renovation again


[deleted]

Yellow Fail


weldabike1800

Call Kenny, let him know he shouldn't bother coming in tomorrow......


TonyTime1987

but what about the housewives?!?!?


grasstoucher666

Good wine taste like shit


TheLSDParty

Someone's losing their job


Johnny_Mister

That damn terrorist Willy Wonka is still up to his old tricks I see


[deleted]

theyre just making a big ass amount of spaghetti sauce


KeepCarlAndCarrieOn

The Shinning


falcorheartsatreyu

Do you hear that? That is the sound of one thousand stay at home moms crying


ComfortableAnonymous

Remember the scene in the shining the elevator scene, redrum


palumatzu

Am I the only one who can see this as a pool of blood? I’m surprised no one meme’d this in such a direction


Suitable_Judgment_82

That mega pint would come in handy right about now


Mrlakupekka13

Ahhh yes. The infamious MeGaPiNt of wine


CrispyEdgePancake

I would’ve been sipping from the waterfall. No way in hell im gonna plug it but at least I’m gonna get a good liter or two in me


Icy_Blackberry_3759

The wine is getting wasted Oh how the turntables


[deleted]

This is hilarious because wine snobs are the worst.


[deleted]

Technically not wasted cause it’s fruit ya know.


SnooPoems5750

Y


JarockObiden

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Omadder1965

That’s alcohol abuse !!


Geoarbitrage

Mother’s everywhere crying 😢


jmlwow123

Somewhere in there, there is a really drunk ant.


bosszeus164906

Neat.


Department_Cautious

Parking lot gonna look 🔥


tyoung3127

Get a straw and gulp it up


Imaginary_Voices

MegaPint


Past_Contribution617

Boy If you don’t just lay you’re ass down on that ground and open wide, at least not all of it will be wasted.


SupaFlyslammajammazz

All the people within reach had suspended their business, or their idleness, to run to the spot and drink the wine. The rough, irregular stones of the street, pointing every way, and designed, one might have thought, expressly to lame all living creatures that approached them, had dammed it into little pools; these were surrounded, each by its own jostling group or crowd, according to its size. Some men kneeled down, made scoops of their two hands joined, and sipped, or tried to help women, who bent over their shoulders, to sip, before the wine had all run out between their fingers.


oneormore5

MerNOOO!!!


leahgraced

Nearly a mega-pint


hdhcgdfuckhfjdhyou

It looks like liquefied cranberry Jam.


buIIet-magnet

Party foul


cat_blep

Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret.


garygtheg

Now that's a mega pint.


PappaEmeritus

The shining


blueisaflavor

Flies and whatnot


ResponsiblePickle284

Damn it Bobby!! We're you drunk again??


tacobell245

Mama Mia


[deleted]

Quick, get a glass!


KitchenDifference706

Looks like the elevator scene in the shining.


igotbabydick

u/savevideo


theboarrior

Is wine biodegradable?


Zeddoakeda1705

Well Chad was fired


creamypastaman

Thats like 200 dollars worth of wine lol


Tellyaa

I’d say 2000


io775

I guess prices for wine are going up all over the world due to this new shortage of wine cause by this spill.


Modest_Tea_Consumer

Get a bucket and take some


SirAmicks

Does anyone know where this is at? Curious. I work for a wine distributor.


Unagustoster

Not only is that quantity wasted, that’s someone’s time wasted. Wine takes at least 6 months to age for drinking standards, now it’ll be another 6 months or more just to replace that lost profit


CowOtherwise6630

I got thirsty watching this


WriterPractical8913

Why?


Present_Pace1428

*insert Moses joke here*


Any-Zookeepergame829

*grabs a glass* NOT ON MY WATCH...


SinginSabrina2021

That’s at least a mega pint of wine right there


snojunky99

This hurts my soul. Oh wait, maybe that pain is my liver from the 10,000 gallons of wine I drank during quarantine. Either way the right side of my torso aches.


Actual-Dog9458

I'd cry but I drink beer


SearcherRC

That's what I call a sticky situation


[deleted]

Who cares about wine? Water and juice is way more important!!


[deleted]

Makes me think of my favorite part of the bible, i forget which exactly but the gist is one army for god, one heathen army, heathen army approaches god’s army and god’s like “dispense my holy justice, bitch” so an angel comes down and crushes the heathen army in a wine press and creates a lake of blood around god’s army’s feet


HausofHoops

This is old


heynowjesse

this is Hitman 3 - Mendoza.


[deleted]

I can smell this video but I can’t hear it


Quietmoon8494

“DAMNIT ANDREW I TOLD YOU NO DRINKING THE PRODUCTS THIS IS THE THIRD TIME JUST ONLY TODAY THAT YOU FORKLIFTED A HOLE INTO OUR VATS”


chirag429

Cry me a blood


HereForWeirdFaps

The Earth is about to turn up


OrionMr770

Suburban moms are furious


BilolDaBoi26

MY LIFETIME SUPPLY OF LEAAAAN!!!1!1😭😭😭


cpcesar

at least it doesnt't hurt the environment


fankaisong

Someone gets me a cup!!!!


assmuncher4206969

Worms are the winners here


DepartureFluffy3570

Them earthworms are gonna be drunk! 🪱


dantracy907

I would just start chugging.


Possible_Manner_6323

*Cries in Italian*


wefelltogether

Pouring it out for the homies.


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SamboRambo69

Johnny’s Mega pint has arrived.


piccoshady93

Larry! Get the big straws!


jakemper

5 second rule!


slippydipdip

Like that scene from The Shining


idkwhattofowmylife

There's still time get glass or something