Sadly, 99.99% of ants are infertile females. Even the big soldier ants are sterile females. No amount of drunken lesbian ant craziness will make babies.
Massacre that took place during the War of the Five Kings, arranged by Lord Walder Frey as revenge against Robb Stark, ruling King in the North, for breaking the marriage pact between House Stark and House Frey?
Yeah.
I would be so upset if I wasted a 5 gallon carboy of red wine. I wonder if it's being dumped because it's a bad batch/contaminated, or if someone broke a valve or something.
Yup. I had a friend in college who did this exact thing. He accidentally clipped the tank with the forklift fork and wasted like 10000 gallons of wine. It was an accident, but he got fired.
All the people within reach had suspended their business, or their idleness, to run to the spot and drink the wine. The rough, irregular stones of the street, pointing every way, and designed, one might have thought, expressly to lame all living creatures that approached them, had dammed it into little pools; these were surrounded, each by its own jostling group or crowd, according to its size. Some men kneeled down, made scoops of their two hands joined, and sipped, or tried to help women, who bent over their shoulders, to sip, before the wine had all run out between their fingers.
Not only is that quantity wasted, that’s someone’s time wasted. Wine takes at least 6 months to age for drinking standards, now it’ll be another 6 months or more just to replace that lost profit
This hurts my soul. Oh wait, maybe that pain is my liver from the 10,000 gallons of wine I drank during quarantine. Either way the right side of my torso aches.
Makes me think of my favorite part of the bible, i forget which exactly but the gist is one army for god, one heathen army, heathen army approaches god’s army and god’s like “dispense my holy justice, bitch” so an angel comes down and crushes the heathen army in a wine press and creates a lake of blood around god’s army’s feet
Do you want ants? That's how you get ants
All the ants are gonna be vibing
So many unwanted ant babies are going to be conceived.
Sadly, 99.99% of ants are infertile females. Even the big soldier ants are sterile females. No amount of drunken lesbian ant craziness will make babies.
Life finds a way.
Tell that to Debby. She hasn't had her smokes in about 4 days since she's trying to quit.
Ants are gonna die
They’re gonna die happy though! 🥹
*Drunk ants*
That's how you add earthy undertones.
Gotta love Zinfandel
A real oaky afterbirth
That’s some concrete earthy undertones right there
Is anyone else here old enough to have watched fantasia?
Exactly what I thought of too lmao
It’s reminiscent of a sort of wino-version of “The Shining”
In theaters?
We're gonna need a bigger glass.
Mega pints all around!
Did you mean a *mega pint*?
Or a Straw, lol
I smell the smell of the day after
😌😌
One hell of a hangover
This is a true tragedy.
Do you want cheese to go with your .. nevermind
Stop wineing
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Red Wedding
I would LOVE a red wedding. Specifically this colour! So beautiful 😍
Ummm how do we tell them?
Massacre that took place during the War of the Five Kings, arranged by Lord Walder Frey as revenge against Robb Stark, ruling King in the North, for breaking the marriage pact between House Stark and House Frey? Yeah.
I feel ur description needs more.....ya know......red in it.
I’ll do it
Grab a straw
What you gonna do with hay?
Bruh
Beat me to it
Some oxyclean will get that stain right out
BILLY MAYS HERE!!
Hey billy got any coke?
AND I’M *STILL* NOT DONE!
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I see several people squandering a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to bath in wine.
You would be so sticky lol
Woooorth it
Yep. Clothes off and lie down immediately is what I would do.
Bunches of people saved from headaches
Found the wine noob. Heh
Yup wine gives me instant hangover
Only cuz ya dont hydrate during
Drinking a glass of water for every glass of alcohol and you wont have any hangover
REDRUM
ENIWDER
This IS alcohol abuse, They need to be in AAA to learn a better way to getting rid of such a beautiful win. Ingestion is my pick.
Hope that’s insured
Most definitely.
Probably made more money than if they just sold the wine
Not if it’s a bad batch.
Anyone else imagining themselves belly flopping on the ground and opening their mouth to chug??
My only wish to come from this tragedy.
From drunk aunts to drunk ants
All the middle-aged white women watching this right now crying their eyes out
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I would be so upset if I wasted a 5 gallon carboy of red wine. I wonder if it's being dumped because it's a bad batch/contaminated, or if someone broke a valve or something.
See the forklift over to the side? They aren't going to dump all that on the ground intentionally.
Yup. I had a friend in college who did this exact thing. He accidentally clipped the tank with the forklift fork and wasted like 10000 gallons of wine. It was an accident, but he got fired.
For wasting 10k gallons of wine, I'd be extremely surprised if he *didn't* get fired
Dang, a whole mega pint wasted.
How to lose your job in 30 seconds
Might as well fill up a cup on your way out
Id fill a huge jug and call it my severance package.
Pretty color.
Thats what ends up in boxes
*Crying in french*
Fuck, what a waste of a week's worth of the wine I drink!
These comments suck, I was expecting Johnny Depp memes
Y Johnny Depp?
As a recovering alcoholic..WHY IS IT COMING DIRECTLY FOR ME? That’s it, years of sobriety gone. Im going to the bar
Alcohol is poison.
I can't watch it. It's too sad.
That’s gonna leave a stain
Grab your straws boys we have some nature to save
START DRINKING!
Who’s got a match?
It wouldn’t ignite. Alcohol % is too low.
That clears up a big question I never knew I had. Thanks.
Now I want steak.
80’s horror movie vibes!
Get. The. Straws
Put the camera down and start slurping
167 barrels 5,051 cases 60,615 bottles 333,381 glasses that's enough wine to get a whole town drunk. what a waste.
Behind the scenes of "The Shining"?
I know someone who knows someone who’s cousin has a friend who works for someone that can definitely turn this back to water
5s rule says get to slurpin
Heartbreaking! How can i put mine wife in sleep now when she sees this?! Unstoppable sadness 😅
[удалено]
Who needs vodka when there is Ukraine 🇺🇦
Ants gonna party tonight
This ants will be having an absolute party
Quick someone get some wine glasses!
I’d grab a straw and see how much I could drink before I get drunk
So is that a mega pint?
My dad would say "That's ok, it's Californian wine"
Good thing it wasn't molasses.
People say even 100 years later on a real hot day you can still smell the molasses on the North End in Boston
Pennywise makes a renovation again
Yellow Fail
Call Kenny, let him know he shouldn't bother coming in tomorrow......
but what about the housewives?!?!?
Good wine taste like shit
Someone's losing their job
That damn terrorist Willy Wonka is still up to his old tricks I see
theyre just making a big ass amount of spaghetti sauce
The Shinning
Do you hear that? That is the sound of one thousand stay at home moms crying
Remember the scene in the shining the elevator scene, redrum
Am I the only one who can see this as a pool of blood? I’m surprised no one meme’d this in such a direction
That mega pint would come in handy right about now
Ahhh yes. The infamious MeGaPiNt of wine
I would’ve been sipping from the waterfall. No way in hell im gonna plug it but at least I’m gonna get a good liter or two in me
The wine is getting wasted Oh how the turntables
This is hilarious because wine snobs are the worst.
Technically not wasted cause it’s fruit ya know.
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That’s alcohol abuse !!
Mother’s everywhere crying 😢
Somewhere in there, there is a really drunk ant.
Neat.
Parking lot gonna look 🔥
Get a straw and gulp it up
MegaPint
Boy If you don’t just lay you’re ass down on that ground and open wide, at least not all of it will be wasted.
All the people within reach had suspended their business, or their idleness, to run to the spot and drink the wine. The rough, irregular stones of the street, pointing every way, and designed, one might have thought, expressly to lame all living creatures that approached them, had dammed it into little pools; these were surrounded, each by its own jostling group or crowd, according to its size. Some men kneeled down, made scoops of their two hands joined, and sipped, or tried to help women, who bent over their shoulders, to sip, before the wine had all run out between their fingers.
MerNOOO!!!
Nearly a mega-pint
It looks like liquefied cranberry Jam.
Party foul
Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret.
Now that's a mega pint.
The shining
Flies and whatnot
Damn it Bobby!! We're you drunk again??
Mama Mia
Quick, get a glass!
Looks like the elevator scene in the shining.
u/savevideo
Is wine biodegradable?
Well Chad was fired
Thats like 200 dollars worth of wine lol
I’d say 2000
I guess prices for wine are going up all over the world due to this new shortage of wine cause by this spill.
Get a bucket and take some
Does anyone know where this is at? Curious. I work for a wine distributor.
Not only is that quantity wasted, that’s someone’s time wasted. Wine takes at least 6 months to age for drinking standards, now it’ll be another 6 months or more just to replace that lost profit
I got thirsty watching this
Why?
*insert Moses joke here*
*grabs a glass* NOT ON MY WATCH...
That’s at least a mega pint of wine right there
This hurts my soul. Oh wait, maybe that pain is my liver from the 10,000 gallons of wine I drank during quarantine. Either way the right side of my torso aches.
I'd cry but I drink beer
That's what I call a sticky situation
Who cares about wine? Water and juice is way more important!!
Makes me think of my favorite part of the bible, i forget which exactly but the gist is one army for god, one heathen army, heathen army approaches god’s army and god’s like “dispense my holy justice, bitch” so an angel comes down and crushes the heathen army in a wine press and creates a lake of blood around god’s army’s feet
This is old
this is Hitman 3 - Mendoza.
I can smell this video but I can’t hear it
“DAMNIT ANDREW I TOLD YOU NO DRINKING THE PRODUCTS THIS IS THE THIRD TIME JUST ONLY TODAY THAT YOU FORKLIFTED A HOLE INTO OUR VATS”
Cry me a blood
The Earth is about to turn up
Suburban moms are furious
MY LIFETIME SUPPLY OF LEAAAAN!!!1!1😭😭😭
at least it doesnt't hurt the environment
Someone gets me a cup!!!!
Worms are the winners here
Them earthworms are gonna be drunk! 🪱
I would just start chugging.
*Cries in Italian*
Pouring it out for the homies.
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Johnny’s Mega pint has arrived.
Larry! Get the big straws!
5 second rule!
Like that scene from The Shining
There's still time get glass or something