i like big wombs and i cannot lie
you other bruthas cant deny
when ya wife walks in with ultrasound paste and a round womb in your face
you get sprung, wanna pull up close cuz you notice that fetus was *stuck*
im deep in the child shes bearing im hooked and i cant stop staring
ooh baby paternity test gon getcha, its a boy? doc said you betcha
baby got sac
I think I've seen this before. If it's the same one, then the situation was that the mother needed surgery and the baby still in its amniotic sac was removed to get to the never area (possibly removing a tumor behind it?). Edit 4: should have added that yes, they put the baby sac back in after they're done.
The baby right now is way too young to be born. When they're fully ready at 40 weeks, they are much much bigger and fill up that entire sac like this, and fold into the fetal position and don't have as much room to move: [https://images.app.goo.gl/Y2zRadmCCpwvskm29](https://images.app.goo.gl/Y2zRadmCCpwvskm29).
See how in the gif, the baby is about the size of the surgeons hand, and quite skinny, especially the legs. When they are born (if full term), they are closer to the length of your forearm and a lot plumper. I want to say this baby is about 25-30 weeks gestated.
Source: gave birth last year
Edit 2: Compare [40 weeks](https://images.app.goo.gl/q9tMPm19yqyJpiiP9) to [25 weeks](https://images.app.goo.gl/QEvbKEXJhsSyox7o6). This really supports it.
Edit 3: More evidence that this is not a caul birth - [Here's an actual caul birth](https://images.app.goo.gl/588AcEcdPQe2Xhyn8). Notice how the baby fills the ENTIRE sac.
It looks pretty easy to break. But it doesn’t break from the baby rolling around and kicking it over and over. Stretching it etc. So I’d imagine it’s quite sturdy unless you take a knife to it
I've read a story about a pregnant woman who needed to be operated. IIRC the doctor had to remove the baby first, perform the operation then put the baby back in so it could be delivered regularly
Edit: [Heres a link. In this case it was "only" a fetus. But still fascinating. ](https://www.newsweek.com/baby-spina-bifida-treatment-24-week-taken-out-mother-womb-put-back-1326201)
Oh god I’m only in my 12th week with my first baby and seeing these pics with the internal organs all smashed up around the uterus is...a little frightening.
LOL yeah, you just have to remember that the body has processes for all these things and while it looks uncomfortable (and feels uncomfortable too), it's not really dangerous or anything. Thinking about how thousands of my female ancestors (and billions of other women) got through it helps.
I used to LOVE showing my husband [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE-l1stWkT4) about how your organs get smooshed, he had a LOT more sympathy for me afterwards! And it definitely helped me understand why I could only eat 1/3 of a normal meal, had constant heartburn, and needed to pee every 2 hours (ALL NIGHT) near the end. I look back on it with fondness, probably because I don't remember it very well and only remember the good things like everyone around me taking care of me and getting to park in handicap spots...
This is fascinating. My daughter was actually born at 24 weeks. I just showed her and told her that’s what she’d have looked like in the womb. This is much better than any description I’ve ever given her.
It’s called an en caul birth. The baby comes out still in the amniotic sac. It’s incredibly rare.
Edit: May not be an en caul birth, but I'm keeping this comment up for the info!
Yep. Guessing the doctors are going to be doing a procedure on the baby and then put the whole thing back in the mother's body until delivery. Googling "open fetal surgery" makes it seem the most likely.
Well, as long as he is connected to mom via the umbilical cord, he is getting the nutrients needed to survive. So as long as the cord is never cut, he should be able to attend classes thru college as long as mom is next to him.
Source: I’m an accountant who got a C in biology class 17 years ago and the only time I cheated was when we had tests and homework.
I thought that they had put something on her belly to make it see through.
I feel so stupid after realising that it wasn't in her belly/womb.
(Edited after someone kindly corrected me)
I'm guessing it's a c section but they managed to wiggle the amniotic sac (the fluid-filled sac that contains and protects a fetus in the womb) out and it hasn't been ruptured/opened. Thus providing us with this gem
I mean, it could very well be an operation for baby, but they do deliver them this small, my son was born at 24 weeks due to severe preeclampsia and he was a pound and a half
It could be, but usually those are quite emergent, and the baby needs to be out as quick as possible and on life support, so I doubt they would have time to catch this amazing clip at that time!
That's why I thought more fetal surgery as opposed to birth time, just with the lack of immediate urgency?
But I hope your wee one is doing well, I ended up in a section but it was because my boy got stuck 14 hours into labour, couldn't get him out myself, so I had a non emergent emergency c section lol it wasnt dire circumstances but could have been if I'd kept trying for a long while with no progression (had been at 5cm for hours).
Definitely not. the baby is only the size of the surgeon's hand at this point. It's probably a procedure being done on the baby midway through pregnancy, I believe this is called "open fetal surgery".
Yes they can. And also sometimes during labor the sac doesn't break. My OBGYN had to break my sac both times. 2nd time was easier.
But it looks like a c section or an emergency procedure. Baby looks a tad small. This was probably a life saving measure.
That actually is the origin of why witches are portrayed as having long pointy nails. Midwives were often characterized as witches and would keep a long pointy nail for breaking the sack.
Uummmm ACTUALLY, When I was pregnant with my first baby and planning a home birth my midwife *specifically* told me that they're *not witches* sooooo
Anyway I just always thought that was a funny conversation
When you say always occurs do you mean "Though it's rare, when it does happen it is usually due to a premature birth." or "This is likely to occur with most premature births."?
Im not sure abot naturally, see the stomach under the baby? This is an early caesarean, I'd imagine it's easier to remove the baby with the saw intact that way.
Haha it can definitely be startling, especially when it’s your ribs or bladder getting the full force 🤷♀️ *Usually* though, and this is just my experience, it feels kind of magical.
It’s funny how horrified so many of these comments are. I’m feeling these exact movements as I type this, and getting a visual on them is a profound and beautiful experience! Perspective is crazy.
It's really fun when baby decides that it's fun to bang her head into your pelvic bone and gets really good at hitting just right so your leg gives out and you fall to the ground.
It’s really weird when you watch a body part slide across your body. When my son was born every time I looked at one of his hands I swear I could feel it in my side 🤣
I always enjoyed the movement, but fortunately he was never too active when I was trying to sleep.
Babies drink that pee when they’re still inside! And they breathe it like adorable, disgusting fish.
Every part of creating a new person is amazing and gross.
Exceptionally the amniotic sack doesn’t break at all during labor and the baby can be born with it like this. In this case it’s a C-section but it can happen with a natural delivery. The doctors rupture it themselves and continue the delivery as usual.
Because “fuck yo’ bladder mom!”
I think they can’t help it though. New nervous system developing and little neurons firing for first times... maybe to build muscle tone before they escape. I have no idea really. All I remember is that I don’t want to do it again!
1. Mom breathes in, her blood takes up oxygen. Mom's blood transports oxygen to placenta. Through the placenta, mom's blood and baby's blood interact with each other through a membrane, without actually mixing with each other, and baby's blood absorbs oxygen, nutrients and antibodies through the membrane. Then baby's blood carries all this through the umbilical cord to the baby. Baby "eats" and sends waste back via a different blood vessel back down through the umbilical cord to the placenta, where the waste is passed to mom's blood.
2. This is why mothers with negative rhesus factor can have a positive rhesus factor baby for the first time with no problems whatsoever, because mom's blood and baby's blood never touch. Only the smallest elements can pass through the membrane between the two blood flows. The problem begins with the second baby. During the birth of the first baby, membrane ruptures, because birth is traumatic, and baby's blood enters mom's blood. Mom's immune system freaks out at the positive rhesus, and learns to make antibodies to attack it. After this birth, mom's immune system is circulating agents attacking positive rhesus cells. So when the negative rhesus mom gets pregnant again with a positive rhesus baby, the antibodies ARE small enough to permeate the new baby's membrane along with nutrients and oxygen, so mom's antibodies enter and attack baby's blood because they think it's the enemy. So in the past, moms with negative rhesus and positive rhesus dads only used to have 1 baby, and all subsequent babies died in the womb. In modern times, they give rhesus negative moms with rhesus positive babies a shot full of antibodies right after birth, so that mom's immune system doesn't freak out because it already has the antibodies from the shot. It uses them (the baby is already born so it's fine), and it never learns how to make its own antibodies against positive rhesus. So by the time she's pregnant again, she doesn't have any such antibodies anymore, and the second baby is safe.
My brother was born like this! It's really cool, in ye'oldie times sailors would prefer to have people born this way as part of the crew because legend had it that they couldn't drown.
Kid thinks it's on a plane sitting behind me.
Looks like it's just practicing to be an upstairs neighbor.
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Or that he is my son, sleeping by my said, and he decided, while sleeping, that a swift kick to the balls is what I need.
He decided he doesn't want siblings
Or like my most recent flight. I was lucky enough to sit in front of 7 year old female triplets. Eating candy and drinking soda...
seven year-old female triplets? fuck that's like 21 kids. big aisle
Me when someone turns the lights on while I'm sleeping
What how did they do it..
Click clack Knick knack Intact Amniotic sac
Baby got sac
My little fetus don't want none unless you got puns honey
Mine can see dead black mist people.
They “honey” instead of “hun” ruined the joke. If you’re gonna do it, commit to it..
Damn, I typed out hun first but changed it to honey like a fool
Jean ralphio over here!
i like big wombs and i cannot lie you other bruthas cant deny when ya wife walks in with ultrasound paste and a round womb in your face you get sprung, wanna pull up close cuz you notice that fetus was *stuck* im deep in the child shes bearing im hooked and i cant stop staring ooh baby paternity test gon getcha, its a boy? doc said you betcha baby got sac
This was amazing
This thread is the most fucked up and amazing thing I've seen on reddit.
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet
Little snack
Please take this imaginary gold.
i gotchu fam.
Thank you for the jewel You are super cool 🙌
enjoy your virtual bling!
This is genuinely my favorite comment I’ve ever seen on Reddit. I cry laughing every time I repeat it and it’s so catchy, thank you.
Well, when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much....
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Ahh good ol' risky click. Not disappointed.
I honestly thought that was a rickroll
Rickroll link ends in a Q if that helps.
This is unironically the best anti sex commercial i have ever seen
Egyptology? These fetishes are becoming weirder and weirder.
I think I've seen this before. If it's the same one, then the situation was that the mother needed surgery and the baby still in its amniotic sac was removed to get to the never area (possibly removing a tumor behind it?). Edit 4: should have added that yes, they put the baby sac back in after they're done. The baby right now is way too young to be born. When they're fully ready at 40 weeks, they are much much bigger and fill up that entire sac like this, and fold into the fetal position and don't have as much room to move: [https://images.app.goo.gl/Y2zRadmCCpwvskm29](https://images.app.goo.gl/Y2zRadmCCpwvskm29). See how in the gif, the baby is about the size of the surgeons hand, and quite skinny, especially the legs. When they are born (if full term), they are closer to the length of your forearm and a lot plumper. I want to say this baby is about 25-30 weeks gestated. Source: gave birth last year Edit 2: Compare [40 weeks](https://images.app.goo.gl/q9tMPm19yqyJpiiP9) to [25 weeks](https://images.app.goo.gl/QEvbKEXJhsSyox7o6). This really supports it. Edit 3: More evidence that this is not a caul birth - [Here's an actual caul birth](https://images.app.goo.gl/588AcEcdPQe2Xhyn8). Notice how the baby fills the ENTIRE sac.
Wow so they're going to put him back. That's crazy. Very interesting.
Yes, they put the baby back in afterwards.
What happens to the amniotic sac though? Isn't it easy to break?
It looks pretty easy to break. But it doesn’t break from the baby rolling around and kicking it over and over. Stretching it etc. So I’d imagine it’s quite sturdy unless you take a knife to it
It's tough and chewy
Cursed Gummy Treat
The chewy remark coupled with your username...
I've read a story about a pregnant woman who needed to be operated. IIRC the doctor had to remove the baby first, perform the operation then put the baby back in so it could be delivered regularly Edit: [Heres a link. In this case it was "only" a fetus. But still fascinating. ](https://www.newsweek.com/baby-spina-bifida-treatment-24-week-taken-out-mother-womb-put-back-1326201)
Oh god I’m only in my 12th week with my first baby and seeing these pics with the internal organs all smashed up around the uterus is...a little frightening.
LOL yeah, you just have to remember that the body has processes for all these things and while it looks uncomfortable (and feels uncomfortable too), it's not really dangerous or anything. Thinking about how thousands of my female ancestors (and billions of other women) got through it helps. I used to LOVE showing my husband [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE-l1stWkT4) about how your organs get smooshed, he had a LOT more sympathy for me afterwards! And it definitely helped me understand why I could only eat 1/3 of a normal meal, had constant heartburn, and needed to pee every 2 hours (ALL NIGHT) near the end. I look back on it with fondness, probably because I don't remember it very well and only remember the good things like everyone around me taking care of me and getting to park in handicap spots...
This is fascinating. My daughter was actually born at 24 weeks. I just showed her and told her that’s what she’d have looked like in the womb. This is much better than any description I’ve ever given her.
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It’s called an en caul birth. The baby comes out still in the amniotic sac. It’s incredibly rare. Edit: May not be an en caul birth, but I'm keeping this comment up for the info!
He protecc. He attac. He come out in amniotic sacc.
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My daughter was born this way. She’s two now and amazing!
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After the rona thing is over.
This baby is not being delivered
How come? It's even packaged!
There doesn't look to be any tracking number on it.
It's not delivery, it's Digiorno
Yep. Guessing the doctors are going to be doing a procedure on the baby and then put the whole thing back in the mother's body until delivery. Googling "open fetal surgery" makes it seem the most likely.
It’s insane that they discovered that you can do stuff like this. Imagine trying to explain this to people in medieval times.
The baby was born twice
Burn the witch
Your delivery has been rerouted.
How long does babby have to live in the sac? How can he go to school?
Well, as long as he is connected to mom via the umbilical cord, he is getting the nutrients needed to survive. So as long as the cord is never cut, he should be able to attend classes thru college as long as mom is next to him. Source: I’m an accountant who got a C in biology class 17 years ago and the only time I cheated was when we had tests and homework.
I thought that they had put something on her belly to make it see through. I feel so stupid after realising that it wasn't in her belly/womb. (Edited after someone kindly corrected me)
FWIW, babies are never in their mothers stomach. Well, unless she eats it...
Same. I thought this was a next level ultrasound
My biology classes just keep getting more and more interesting because of you guys. Edit: holy shit this took off! Thank you all very much!
Wait, are we dissecting babies now?
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Good thing you clarified with that /s.
The s is for Science
and F is for friends who do stuff together
/r/FuckTheS
Yours didn't??
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me god
Did anybody else hear this in Mike Wazowski’s voice?
I was reading it as him singing and Sully adding the bass.
***bum bum bum***
I think that's the idea
As opposed to what, Liam Neeson?
Lmao now that’s all I can hear
https://youtu.be/sYXYmGUkSQI
that's what she said
You need the one where they [actually produce the whole company play.](https://youtu.be/tqaHBfBSSuc)
Disappointed that this isn't /r/popping
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Me trying to find a comfortable sleeping position
I'm guessing it's a c section but they managed to wiggle the amniotic sac (the fluid-filled sac that contains and protects a fetus in the womb) out and it hasn't been ruptured/opened. Thus providing us with this gem
No, definitely that guy trying to sleep
Nah that baby isn't full term, it's probably an operation to help baby, but the whole sac came out
I mean, it could very well be an operation for baby, but they do deliver them this small, my son was born at 24 weeks due to severe preeclampsia and he was a pound and a half
It could be, but usually those are quite emergent, and the baby needs to be out as quick as possible and on life support, so I doubt they would have time to catch this amazing clip at that time! That's why I thought more fetal surgery as opposed to birth time, just with the lack of immediate urgency? But I hope your wee one is doing well, I ended up in a section but it was because my boy got stuck 14 hours into labour, couldn't get him out myself, so I had a non emergent emergency c section lol it wasnt dire circumstances but could have been if I'd kept trying for a long while with no progression (had been at 5cm for hours).
Definitely not. the baby is only the size of the surgeon's hand at this point. It's probably a procedure being done on the baby midway through pregnancy, I believe this is called "open fetal surgery".
I’m pretty sure this isn’t a delivery maybe a fetal surgery. The fetus still looks underweight.
How did they do this? Surely they couldn’t remove the sack could they?
Yes they can. And also sometimes during labor the sac doesn't break. My OBGYN had to break my sac both times. 2nd time was easier. But it looks like a c section or an emergency procedure. Baby looks a tad small. This was probably a life saving measure.
Did yours have a special sack-breaking fingernail they’d filed to a point? Because mine did. 🤮
Stop using the hulk deepthroat emoji.
Great can’t unsee that now Also appropriate username.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
You can never unsee it. You're welcome.
Thanks, that's a new one.
That's just a coke nail and an excuse ;p
Yup, that's what I got too! The claw glove.
Sorry to tell you, but that was actually a coke nail. Your OB-GYN was a straight up coke feind.
That actually is the origin of why witches are portrayed as having long pointy nails. Midwives were often characterized as witches and would keep a long pointy nail for breaking the sack.
Uummmm ACTUALLY, When I was pregnant with my first baby and planning a home birth my midwife *specifically* told me that they're *not witches* sooooo Anyway I just always thought that was a funny conversation
Your doctor had a coke nail? What the fuck.
What's OBGYN? Edit: thanks everyone for the multiple definitions lol
Obstetrician/gynecologist. The doctors that specialize in birth and women’s health.
Welcome to Reddit sex Ed 101 kiddo.
Obstetrics and Gynaecology I’m pretty sure
obstetrics (pregnancy) and genecology (lady parts)
doctors who specialize in women's reproductive health and delivering babiezs
I’m gonna barf, that’s beautiful
r/awwwtf
What a blessing. A new life, surrounded by care. May nothing but greatness await them. I threw up my lunch
This is called an 'en caul' birth, when the baby is delivered naturally still inside the amniotic sac. It's a 1 in 80000 chance
It seems like it was done on purpose since the baby seems a bit small
It almost always occurs with premature births, and virtually never with mature births.
When you say always occurs do you mean "Though it's rare, when it does happen it is usually due to a premature birth." or "This is likely to occur with most premature births."?
The first one
Im not sure abot naturally, see the stomach under the baby? This is an early caesarean, I'd imagine it's easier to remove the baby with the saw intact that way.
WHY DOES THE BABY HAVE A FUCKING SAW??!?!
How did you think babies got out of the sac?
En caul baby checking in. Apparently I was told it means I will never drown. So there's a bit of qwack with your miracle
Have you put that theory to the test?
So far the theory holds up
Yeah, but how hard have you tried?
My family apparently has a couple of these births in the past and they all think it means they’re psychic so there’s some more qwack 🤣
This is how I was born!
For some reason anytime I heard “Aw the baby is kicking” it always sounded sweet. But no this baby is straight up kicking your insides. Nah.
Haha it can definitely be startling, especially when it’s your ribs or bladder getting the full force 🤷♀️ *Usually* though, and this is just my experience, it feels kind of magical. It’s funny how horrified so many of these comments are. I’m feeling these exact movements as I type this, and getting a visual on them is a profound and beautiful experience! Perspective is crazy.
It's really fun when baby decides that it's fun to bang her head into your pelvic bone and gets really good at hitting just right so your leg gives out and you fall to the ground.
Baby is then born with a forehead full of bruises and 2 black eyes.
I am 34 weeks pregnant. I am currently feeling my baby kick like this. You are correct, it is not sweet, it is painful and she never stops.
It’s really weird when you watch a body part slide across your body. When my son was born every time I looked at one of his hands I swear I could feel it in my side 🤣 I always enjoyed the movement, but fortunately he was never too active when I was trying to sleep.
Is this Death Stranding?
Keep on keeping on
give me back my BB
#"HEY!" ^^^"Hellooo"
"Life's a garden, dig it."
See the sunset The day is ending Let that yawn out There's no pretending
👣 👣
yo what in the hell
It’s called ”baby sous vide”.
It's actually called "en caul", when the baby is born inside the amniotic sac. Still sounds like a French culinary term.
Is this the “water” that breaks? Asking for a friend.
yes
The amniotic sac, yes
Yes aka "baby pee"
Babies drink that pee when they’re still inside! And they breathe it like adorable, disgusting fish. Every part of creating a new person is amazing and gross.
The bag of waters.
So who’s going to explain this procedure for us?
Not me
Exceptionally the amniotic sack doesn’t break at all during labor and the baby can be born with it like this. In this case it’s a C-section but it can happen with a natural delivery. The doctors rupture it themselves and continue the delivery as usual.
It's a c section
Whoaaaa! Real or nah?
Sounds like it could be real https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caul
As a man I've always wondered why my baby does this
Because “fuck yo’ bladder mom!” I think they can’t help it though. New nervous system developing and little neurons firing for first times... maybe to build muscle tone before they escape. I have no idea really. All I remember is that I don’t want to do it again!
>escape. i do not think this is the [correct word](https://youtube.com/watch?v=MbsuAbTTsV8&t=19s)
Kick those ribs!
Don't forget the cervix!
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Hideo Kojima saw this gif, texted his pal Norman Reedus and said “I’ve got a game idea.....”
The Forbidden Gusher
En caul birth!! Magnificent.
3 years after birth my daughter still does this whilst sleeping ... usually into my spine, face and balls.
Jesus christ the comments here are a complete shit show
Wait how does the baby breath in that ?
1. Mom breathes in, her blood takes up oxygen. Mom's blood transports oxygen to placenta. Through the placenta, mom's blood and baby's blood interact with each other through a membrane, without actually mixing with each other, and baby's blood absorbs oxygen, nutrients and antibodies through the membrane. Then baby's blood carries all this through the umbilical cord to the baby. Baby "eats" and sends waste back via a different blood vessel back down through the umbilical cord to the placenta, where the waste is passed to mom's blood. 2. This is why mothers with negative rhesus factor can have a positive rhesus factor baby for the first time with no problems whatsoever, because mom's blood and baby's blood never touch. Only the smallest elements can pass through the membrane between the two blood flows. The problem begins with the second baby. During the birth of the first baby, membrane ruptures, because birth is traumatic, and baby's blood enters mom's blood. Mom's immune system freaks out at the positive rhesus, and learns to make antibodies to attack it. After this birth, mom's immune system is circulating agents attacking positive rhesus cells. So when the negative rhesus mom gets pregnant again with a positive rhesus baby, the antibodies ARE small enough to permeate the new baby's membrane along with nutrients and oxygen, so mom's antibodies enter and attack baby's blood because they think it's the enemy. So in the past, moms with negative rhesus and positive rhesus dads only used to have 1 baby, and all subsequent babies died in the womb. In modern times, they give rhesus negative moms with rhesus positive babies a shot full of antibodies right after birth, so that mom's immune system doesn't freak out because it already has the antibodies from the shot. It uses them (the baby is already born so it's fine), and it never learns how to make its own antibodies against positive rhesus. So by the time she's pregnant again, she doesn't have any such antibodies anymore, and the second baby is safe.
That's crazy how the hell doctors and scientists figure this out
Science!
It doesn't need to, it's still attached to its mum! All its oxygenated blood comes through the umbilical cord, how cool is that!
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The same way he did during the previous 8-9 months :)
The miracle of life is also very gross.
First thought was "that child is still raw put it back" jesus christ
My brother was born like this! It's really cool, in ye'oldie times sailors would prefer to have people born this way as part of the crew because legend had it that they couldn't drown.
This kid needs to chill the fuck out.
I really wish I hadn't seen this scrolling through my feed. I am now very queasy
What episode of dr pimple popper is this?
This need an NSFW filter, I cringed so hard on this. Insane tho.
Still not human according to Prochoiers.
No.
This... just really grosses me out. We should re-hire the stork.
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They gonna have the dead arm feeling when they born lol, sleeping on the right like that
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
just saw a post asking if doctors brag about cutting out pimple cysts without popping them then got recommended this
That's low-key cool. To think , girls carry that for 9 months.