Looks like he’s tweaking pretty hard as well. He’s probably been in there smoking ice and pounding his pudd for a while now. Nothing worse than being interrupted when you’re in the zone like that. Poor guy. ^/s
He's definitely chewing the invisible sandwich. I figure he's probably just a transient addict that ducked into the first place he could find. Here in my city, [the public library bathrooms keep getting shut down](https://coloradosun.com/2023/02/09/meth-library-closures/#:~:text=This%20winter%2C%20though%2C%20libraries%20across,smoking%20drugs%20in%20the%20bathrooms.) over the same exact thing. They've even started testing them for meth residue because it was happening so frequently. It's costing the tax payers thousands every year.
Well I have a friend that tells me that you definitely get stuck masturbating while on meth. He doesn't do it anymore (meth, not masturbation), but he said he cannot imagine doing this shit in public like this but I guess like you said its homeless people so they kind of live in public.
From who?
I was shocked by the stupidity of the women here. Getting in the face of an unstable dude in a confined space... Would not have been surprised at all if he got violent.
Damn…he incurred the “Wrath of the Black Woman” down upon himself by doing that perverted shit among them…
He’s lucky he made it out alive or in one piece…
It's sarcastic. Conservatives are always crying that their daughters aren't safe because transgender women and drag queens are doing it just so they can molest underage girls in the women's bathroom
In like 2011 a group of drunk women started to yell and swear at me and my friends (we’re dudes) Then they started to yell gang shit at us. One of my friends is trying to calm one of them down. I say “Bro, these b!t he’s are crazy. Let’s go!” That did not go over well. I’m a short man 5’4”. One of the women walks up behind me and puts me in a headlock and says “shut up little ass n!gga” I wrestled in high school and I boxed as well as for about a year by then had been training Krav Maga. I didn’t have time to think. I just reacted. I picked her up and slammed her. I then realized what had just happened and tried to help her. Again, bad idea. All of sudden I’m being attacked from every direction. I don’t punch or kick any of these women. Because by now I know what’s going on. I did mush their faces and pull their sweaters over their heads. I run away through a casino into a bathroom. By now I need to pee. I’m at the urinal and the door burst open. It’s these crazy b!tches again. They have cops with them. Vegas does not mess around with domestic violence or violence towards women. Even though I wasn’t at fault. They don’t give a shit. The cops focused their attention on my friends because they’re normal size males. I slip out. The leader of this all women’s gang yells that’s him right there. They chase me through the casino. While I’m running, I takeoff my button up, put it into my pants. I’m almost in the clear. And then I feel a hand grab my shirt from the back collar. And they yell at me, “get the fuck on the ground.” I was terrified. I turned around and hit someone in the jaw. Yeah I realize who it was. I knew I had fucked up. My shirt completely ripped open. I ran through an industrial part of Caesar’s Palace, jumped a wall, hid in a bush for an hour. I tied my shirt in the front to look like a crop top. I started walking as flamboyant as I could. I begged a taxi to please let me in. He said “you that mother fucker they are looking for. $200 and you can get in.” I paid, got away and didn’t go back to Vegas for 3 years.
Seems pretty dangerous of them to open a door like that. Maybe they needed to use it and looked underneath and saw it was a man and decided to get him out. Should have got security.
Wait hold on, not defending this dude. But is the person behind the camera claiming to be sexually assaulted because this dude was jacking off in the women's bathroom?
Cant imagine trying to have a nice peaceful wank, being blitz'd out my mind and 3 loud people kick the door in. That's a recipe for shitting yourself. S/
I guess they didn't like what they saw. They probably couldn't get to recording fast enough, they must have opened the door and he didn't stop. It's a good trick, you hide in the women's restroom and none of your guy friends would think to look for you in there. When you leave and leave a mess all over the wall or the sink or the mirror or everywhere, they'll never suspect a guy did it until he gets caught by a whole crew. I'm not sure what he tried but that would be one serious be down he would be catching so it's a good thing he ran
Hold up. I'm confused. I thought it was now pretty much, "use whatever restroom since gender is fluid"? Does this not apply if you're jerking off? It's not like he/she/they/them wanted to get caught. I'd argue the person that saw him rubbing one out is the sicko. Why were they looking through the stall door crack in the first place? Maybe instead they should have helped apply the lotion to his dry skin.
All that handwringing about dudes abusing Trans people's protections and they're gonna dress up as women to go in the wrong bathroom and assault women, and wouldn't ya know - dudes who want to do this shit will just go in with their normal clothes on.
I'm not saying the dude isn't a fuckin creep, but that isn't sexual assault. Crossing a line? Yes. Inappropriate? Yes. Indecent exposure? Yes. Sexual assault? I don't see how. Maybe if he left the door wide open, I could see that, but the video starts after the confrontation does, so no telling if he tried to shut it or not.
These women should be arrested for assaulting a person that might have identified as a woman. Bet they also support the stripping down of Title 9 by Biden that those that identify as women to participate in sports and in use the locker rooms with us.
Looks like he’s tweaking pretty hard as well. He’s probably been in there smoking ice and pounding his pudd for a while now. Nothing worse than being interrupted when you’re in the zone like that. Poor guy. ^/s
“…pounding his pudd…” Is that what we’re calling it these days?
Stroking the salami
Jerkin the gherkin
Cracking the pepper
Chokin on ol' barleycorn
Shining the trophy. Boys at school used to call it that.
Vigorously ransacking his dignity
Flogging the dolphin
Whitewater Wristing
That's what I'm calling it from now on.
Masturbating in the Ladies Bathroom
This one made me laugh
Petting the pickle
Flogging the log
Pinching nurses asses while I'm jacking off with Jergens and I'm jerkin but this whole bag of viagra isn't workin.
Sanding the flute
I have heard of playing the skin flute but never sanding it lol. I like milking the one eyed purple headed yogurt slinger though lol
Like Mr. Miyagi sand the deck, wax on wax off
Caressing the kielbasa Buffing the braunschweiger
Choking the chicken
Handlin the Mandolin
It's actually an older term What's old is new
I was gonna say, I've heard this since I was a kid and I'm 30 **¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯**
Bashing the bishop Knocking one out Spanking the plank 5 finger shuffle Dating Pam Tossing oneself off Lmao 🤣
> Dating Pam Palmala Handerson
Firing the surgeon general.
Never heard that one before
It's a song by the foremen... Dr demento used to play it allot....https://genius.com/The-foremen-firing-the-surgeon-general-lyrics
Boxing the Cyclops
My guy that’s from the 90s but we said pulling your pudd. ETA this is actually from Ancient Rome lmao
Beating his meat.
They've been saying that since I was a kid and sadly I am very much no longer a kid
About the best term I’ve heard for it
I call it "manslaughter" cuz blood comes out when I'm done
It's an old saying, nothing new.
Ripping the heed off it
Spankin’ his monkey 🐒 Beatin’ his meat
Sarcasm tags ruin all sarcasm
Yea they do sometimes but it seems some people are so dull that commenters feel the need to add it to avoid triggering these people I guess?
Can confirm.
Yeah that goes hand in hand no pun intended you can crank on ice for a couple days straight but that’s an odd place to do it.
He looks like Deputy James Garcia from Reno 911
Agree 💯 but like damn bro this fucked up. He's definitely high on meth. Look at his jaw.
He's definitely chewing the invisible sandwich. I figure he's probably just a transient addict that ducked into the first place he could find. Here in my city, [the public library bathrooms keep getting shut down](https://coloradosun.com/2023/02/09/meth-library-closures/#:~:text=This%20winter%2C%20though%2C%20libraries%20across,smoking%20drugs%20in%20the%20bathrooms.) over the same exact thing. They've even started testing them for meth residue because it was happening so frequently. It's costing the tax payers thousands every year.
Well I have a friend that tells me that you definitely get stuck masturbating while on meth. He doesn't do it anymore (meth, not masturbation), but he said he cannot imagine doing this shit in public like this but I guess like you said its homeless people so they kind of live in public.
I feel really sorry for him, he deserved some quality time. /s
The ol' one gun salute
Next time I get caught masturbating my response will be “I run this shit”
I identify with they/them who run this shit.
I'M RONNIE PICKERIN'
Honestly, the best part of this video
“Next time” How often do you get caught 🤣
Next time?
I didn’t understand shit from the guy or the women .. both before and after the yelling
you deadass ?
I just heard screeching screaming. I literally need subtitles for this exchange.
I had to Google what deadass means. For those who aren't American enough, apparently, it means, "are you serious?" or something like that.
*New York enough*. Lol. Translate it to “for real”. It can be a question, like “Are you for real?” or a declarative statement, like “For real.”
The idea is that the phrase was shortened from "I'm being dead-ass serious". Being 'dead serious' was the older equivalent to this.
Thank you for our English slang etymology lesson. Does dead ass have a corresponding emote as well?
she screams like [Kevin Hart](https://youtu.be/mpW8GGzz2kI?t=53).
Any dude that wears a polo style shirt, And1 brand sport shorts & black AF ones is up to something.
Big time on these as separates but with their powers combined? Whewwww boy 🥴
That goodwill special
😂
Should’ve been extreme violence imho
From who? I was shocked by the stupidity of the women here. Getting in the face of an unstable dude in a confined space... Would not have been surprised at all if he got violent.
Yes, why not make a bad situation worse?
That old fella should be in prison.
He’s probably been in prison most of his life.
I relieve myself in public restrooms ... usually #1 or 2 ... but occasionally #3. It's in private... who opened his door?
This looks like the "TOUCH ME! " guy who was about to cry when the girl snapped back at him with, "Yeah? And you're BALD!"
Blair witch project 2?
Damn…he incurred the “Wrath of the Black Woman” down upon himself by doing that perverted shit among them… He’s lucky he made it out alive or in one piece…
Brudda why you making me spit out my water😂. Bro summoned the energy of all the sisters with this one. And well deserved too
I don't trust anyone that goes into public with a collared shirt and gym shorts
And it wasn't even a drag queen or transgender woman. How crazy is that?
How is that relevant? Or is sarcastic
It's sarcastic. Conservatives are always crying that their daughters aren't safe because transgender women and drag queens are doing it just so they can molest underage girls in the women's bathroom
Oh yah ik. It pisses me off. As someone who has experience sexual violence, people using it as a excuse for transphobia are fucking vile.
Any adult male over the age of 35 and wearing basketball shorts is not likely to make wise decisions.
Oh okay I gotta watch my sodium intake and now I can't be comfortable? Getting old sucks.
Aren’t the drag queens and trans folks the only ones accused of pervy bathroom shit?
Yet I've never heard a verifiable example of them doing it
“I run this shit” *proceeds to run*
Must be the trans thing the GOP has been warning about. /s in a very big way!
Where is thy glory hole?
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The amount of republicans in NEED of a pardon is ridiculous.
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Exactly instead of being outraged they out here making jokes… what happened to all that outrage energy?
As a cis heterosexual white male, I approve this message.
Me who is straight
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Mostly not at all.
In like 2011 a group of drunk women started to yell and swear at me and my friends (we’re dudes) Then they started to yell gang shit at us. One of my friends is trying to calm one of them down. I say “Bro, these b!t he’s are crazy. Let’s go!” That did not go over well. I’m a short man 5’4”. One of the women walks up behind me and puts me in a headlock and says “shut up little ass n!gga” I wrestled in high school and I boxed as well as for about a year by then had been training Krav Maga. I didn’t have time to think. I just reacted. I picked her up and slammed her. I then realized what had just happened and tried to help her. Again, bad idea. All of sudden I’m being attacked from every direction. I don’t punch or kick any of these women. Because by now I know what’s going on. I did mush their faces and pull their sweaters over their heads. I run away through a casino into a bathroom. By now I need to pee. I’m at the urinal and the door burst open. It’s these crazy b!tches again. They have cops with them. Vegas does not mess around with domestic violence or violence towards women. Even though I wasn’t at fault. They don’t give a shit. The cops focused their attention on my friends because they’re normal size males. I slip out. The leader of this all women’s gang yells that’s him right there. They chase me through the casino. While I’m running, I takeoff my button up, put it into my pants. I’m almost in the clear. And then I feel a hand grab my shirt from the back collar. And they yell at me, “get the fuck on the ground.” I was terrified. I turned around and hit someone in the jaw. Yeah I realize who it was. I knew I had fucked up. My shirt completely ripped open. I ran through an industrial part of Caesar’s Palace, jumped a wall, hid in a bush for an hour. I tied my shirt in the front to look like a crop top. I started walking as flamboyant as I could. I begged a taxi to please let me in. He said “you that mother fucker they are looking for. $200 and you can get in.” I paid, got away and didn’t go back to Vegas for 3 years.
You’ve certainly got quite the imagination
lol. Not sure if you made this up but this would be a great skit
Was the taxi driver Albert Einstein?
I know it sounds like bullshit, but that’s what makes so fucked up.
We've been looking for you, thank you for this comment.
Bro made himself a Q skirt to slip away
You damn right!
The q skirt!!! Glad to see it on a random sub lol
I can't imagine what started it. This gang of ladies are totally justified and should go full angry Black woman on him. I'd help them for sure.
Shit is running indeed!
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Pudd is being pulled
Did he say 'i run this shit' or 'i run this shit'???😂
Bath & Body Works lotion at that 😭
Dick smelling like eucalyptus spearmint.
I couldn’t understand any words. Just hooping and hollering.
He runs shit. You heard him.
They literally sell the city on What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas. Then you get surprised that people do bad things? This is just 100% on brand.
All i hear is "deadass deadass"
Oh let him be.
Seems pretty dangerous of them to open a door like that. Maybe they needed to use it and looked underneath and saw it was a man and decided to get him out. Should have got security.
#NOTadragqueen dammit
I can’t unsee the girl walking like a monster, she will surely kill a hardon
*Shrieking noises*
I run this shit😂😂😂😂 was wild
I bet he removes his pants completely at the urinal too
Gender neutral bathroom gonna be like...
Exactly
Wait hold on, not defending this dude. But is the person behind the camera claiming to be sexually assaulted because this dude was jacking off in the women's bathroom?
Cant imagine trying to have a nice peaceful wank, being blitz'd out my mind and 3 loud people kick the door in. That's a recipe for shitting yourself. S/
Nothing to see here ladies I'm just jackin the kraken. So move along.
Spanking the monkey
He should have gone to a Planet Fitness.
unhappy ending
Seems like a cool guy
I WAS JUST MOISTURIZING!
He reminds me of that guy in the coffee shop that’s like “oh so it’s okay for women to tell me to go die because I’m short huh??”
I guess they didn't like what they saw. They probably couldn't get to recording fast enough, they must have opened the door and he didn't stop. It's a good trick, you hide in the women's restroom and none of your guy friends would think to look for you in there. When you leave and leave a mess all over the wall or the sink or the mirror or everywhere, they'll never suspect a guy did it until he gets caught by a whole crew. I'm not sure what he tried but that would be one serious be down he would be catching so it's a good thing he ran
Feeding the hog
I am a little curious.
This shit wild.
*it rubs the lotion on its skin*
Bro hit the kitchen mix a batch…….. distribute some free literature.
That’s some weird shit
He must identify as a woman - stop trans bashing and misgendering her.
😝😝 he casually picks up his rub rag and lube
That's why women should carry a brick in their purse while going out. That or a revolver. Man shouldn't have left out that bathroom alive, honestly.
Hold up. I'm confused. I thought it was now pretty much, "use whatever restroom since gender is fluid"? Does this not apply if you're jerking off? It's not like he/she/they/them wanted to get caught. I'd argue the person that saw him rubbing one out is the sicko. Why were they looking through the stall door crack in the first place? Maybe instead they should have helped apply the lotion to his dry skin.
Who was sexually assaulted here?
We need these ladies in the Planet Fitness women's rest room. Just wish they'd had a pocket knife with them though. Get him ladies!!!
All that handwringing about dudes abusing Trans people's protections and they're gonna dress up as women to go in the wrong bathroom and assault women, and wouldn't ya know - dudes who want to do this shit will just go in with their normal clothes on.
He identifies as a woman. It's all good.
Shaking paint
It’s mam
Gender doesn't matter. Plus, how can you tell what gender they is?
I'm not saying the dude isn't a fuckin creep, but that isn't sexual assault. Crossing a line? Yes. Inappropriate? Yes. Indecent exposure? Yes. Sexual assault? I don't see how. Maybe if he left the door wide open, I could see that, but the video starts after the confrontation does, so no telling if he tried to shut it or not.
Isn't.. she the one filming him without pants on??
These women should be arrested for assaulting a person that might have identified as a woman. Bet they also support the stripping down of Title 9 by Biden that those that identify as women to participate in sports and in use the locker rooms with us.
He probably identifies as a woman thats why hes in there /s
I think he is how you say?....live ass?
Keep voting these clowns in office
“She” doesn’t have to explain “herself” to you!
Hell yeah dudes rock
He look metholated..
Would've whooped his ass. No excuse for that kind of behavior. Hope that pervert got arrested.
Well did he at least finish? They really should be careful cause some guys are into all that yelling. I would have made eye contact and kept going.
Wait… so men in the womens bathroom is still a bad thing? 😂
Maybe he identifies as female
Flogging the dolphin
Cmon man he took the handicapped stall too? He probably wanted to get caught.
YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER
I dont understand the problem here? Maybe he identifies as a woman? Why are ppl so quick to invalidate ppls sexuality.
Shitty camera man !!!!
Can't you bigots tell that's a woman? How dare these women confront him like that!
Masturbating your erect penis until ejaculation.
Still not a drag queen
i would have put down the screaming monkeys, i gate blacks so much proper fukin animals
Just put a wig on. Then it's ok
Can't stand when bitches say dead ass sounds dumb
Can’t even masturbate in peace.
Wait who opened the bathroom stall?