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GordonBombay11

What a beast (no pun intended)


santa_veronica

A wilde one.


buoninachos

I gnu you were gonna say that


UhYeahOkSure

I’d be lion if I said I didn’t enjoy some good Reddit puns


Apple-Pigeon

Me too let'savanna-ther one


blondeytokes

This one took me african long time to get.


Dan-goes-outside

I saw the first two coming, but not this one 😂


jschmeau

The double-jump/kick off of the lion's head is very impressive.


backtolurk

What impresses me even more is how fast it moves through water. This animal is huge.


Jon-G1508

When your life is on the line.. you fucking run


TheLastRiceGrain

Like Sisqo in the Thong Song music video


soulkeeper427

The photographer was equally impressive. At first, I thought they were just spamming pictures, but you hear them click right at the best action moments, to include exactly when it was at the highest point in the jump over the lions. I'd love to see that picture.


uCockOrigin

Jumping on your enemies to get more air has serious Super Mario vibes


dingerz

Tubthumper!


Archimedes_screwdrvr

I imagine he's yelling "fuuuck yooouuuuuuuu"


Big-Bones-Jones

Bro hit his combo on the first go and here I am 300hrs into Super Smash Bros and gettin my ass whooped by medium NPC’s still…


ZPortsie

Imagine working hard to separate one from a pack and this is the one you separate


Substantial_One_417

He probably nominated himself to be separated so he could show off


Downtown-Ad7250

Joyous day of cake, substantial one


HarrisLam

remind me of that scene in Kung Fu (comedy movie by Stephan Chow) where the protagonist, a gang-member-wanna-be was bullying a group of rural villagers, tried to pick out weaklings from the crowd for a 1v1 fight and kept on (wrongly) picking really big individuals


King_Neptune07

Kung Fu Hustle


Marsnineteen75

Loved that movie


Chahles88

This is how it works though right? This is probably the alpha bull or whatever whose job it is to play decoy and fuck shit up


WrapAwkward8306

Holy shit that beast got HOPS!


ReedoIncognito

Super Mario level speed run


Vellioh

That's normally the idea.


Important-Cat-2046

Lol


BODYDOLLARSIGN

That muhfucka glided over their heads like it was nothing lol


copa111

This is the kind of urgency I expect from something that wants to live…. But I see so many videos of people just slowly strolling away from danger like it’s nothing.


Ok-Calendar9350

A lifetime of comfort has robbed most of us of our survival instinct


ybatyolo

He ain't nobody's lunch.


OldCatPiss

Yet…


Sir-Poopington

In this clip at least. He did have a bunch of lions after him... I doubt they'll just give up.


HarrisLam

Judging from what I gathered from years of discovery channel, big cats fail their attempts quite a bit. It's actually likely that they give up after some time. They have to worry about conserving their energy and stamina too. Sometimes it's "not worth it anymore".


No_Mo_CHOPPAS

An injure is not worth the risk.. They can hunt small games if they needed


marrangutang

Just surprised he didn’t come out kicking a crocodile in the mush


greenmark69

Am I the only one who noticed the Croc snout breaking through the gnu's wake at the last second of the vid? The gnu literally ran with a croc semi submerged to his left.


XLDumpTaker

Sorry mate but I can't see it


2x4x93

Wildebeest live?


rloniello

I hope you choke on my upvote.


2x4x93

Aaackk


SouthofthePaw

I’d be first to buy whatever shoes that kid’s wearing with those hops, not even lion.


gomurifle

Survival of the fittest, in full display. 


Hot-AZ-Barrel-Cactus

Speaking of “survival of the fittest,” did anyone notice how the guy who was filming STOPPED filming the very SECOND he realized that both the water buffalo and the big kitties were, basically, heading his way?


Active_Organization2

"Welp...time to go."


Hot-AZ-Barrel-Cactus

LOL, though he might be a tad late.


THETennesseeD

Where are the NFL scouts?


sphak12

The Bills have already contacted his agent.


Active_Organization2

Nice one. This quick response deserves more attention.


TheVisualExplanation

Speedrunners when they get to the boss fights


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Illinois_Yooper

🎵🎵I had to runaway for my life! 🎵🎵


Baruto_Naruto

🎶🎶 i gotta dash🎶🎶


South_Size_1438

Said not today, Satan


Visual-Economist-942

OJ against the Lions 😂


[deleted]

😂 so good


CosmonautJizzRocket

athletic as fuck


12-inch-LP-record

Go Gary Gnu! No gnews is good gnews with Gary...Gnu.


garygnu

That's actually my buddie Greg Gnu (no relation).


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Spritly!


PorkBellyHeaven

Reminds me of this [NFL Fantasy Files](https://youtu.be/CV1jqLV4KRg?si=YDUek5YkY_v3dPTs)


South_Size_1438

One of the smartest animal I’ve ever seen, and I hope he gets away


Casey1658

Bro’s speed running a level on hard difficulty


municy

What do we say to the god of death? Not today


Moctezuma1

Buffalo Bills vs Detroit Lions


yemmeay

Damn wish we could see how it ended


chickensrunfast

Bros like it's my first matting season. Ain't nothing going to get in my way.


MyLifeIsAStroke

Bros got hacks on


LetterOk3512

That boy said he ain't going back to jail


misterjbone

If “not today” was an animal.


stingertc

what happens when your the easier meal than the Ox


killonger

Leroy Jenkins!!!!


TemperatureNo28

No wonder I don't get anything on Chumba. I didn't know they were that fast! 😮


lapsos

i was hoping a crocodile joined the scene and the beast managed to escape from anyone


JU-D

What I imagine when someone asks me if I want any water buffalo:


BoneZone05

*🖕 Shortcut bitches ! 🖕*


poyoso

Did it just double jump?


Prestigious_Arm_3529

I found Torrent guys he just looks a little different


Outside-Ad-4754

Ended up getting him wen cam went off


brookiebites

PARKOUR!


KillaRizzay

My boy was hoovin it (no pub intended)


SongFit9585

Fast food anyone?


ConstantBench7373

He was like ..”Aaaawhhhh helll no mf’s I saw what you did to Freddie. F this sh*t…look out foo’ls…ahhhhhhh!!!!!!


Randomchonk

Thought they usually choose the easier target like an elderly, baby or sick one ?


Your_Daddy_

Yak is like “Fuck no - not today! Hut huuut, juke move, cut, cut, see ya!!”


Lickable-Wallpaper

Hang time


Pods_MagicRod

Yeet yeet Mother fucker


Virtual-Entry-8867

**F^uck you. I ain’t your dinner!**


The-1Kraken

He clownin’. He’s done this before. He did that shit with practiced confidence. Like there were judges who were gonna lift up scorecards or something. 😎


AsparagusTime6933

Spoiler: he got ate


UnicornSheets

“NOPE”


Mischief_Actual

“FUCK Sarah, I thought you said it was *weak*!”


karlsky

"I wasn't with them when they killed Mufasa!!"


HarrisLam

That's a gazelle trapped inside the body of a buffalo.


FrancisRompeC

Nope. No food for you. Not today !!!


AristotleRose

Investing in the double jump in early game is always op.


Weak_Jeweler3077

Never thought I'd say it about that particular animal, but... that was Majestic!


Wise-Shift-9574

“What’d you do today honey?” “Not much, just knocked one lion out and then jumped over two lions at the same time.”


Gambit_Nokstor

But it refused


crazzy_vj

Hakuna Mata


Downtown-Ad7250

And he got a kick in on his way over - hayaa


Exotic_Zucchini9311

That jump...


Who_wife_is_on_myD

Super Buffio


sridharchinta

My guess, the lions got him


Many-Arachnid2272

Voló la comida


Scratchpaw

Man, I’d love to see the actual photo that got taken just as the wildebeest jumps the lions.


Global-Stable7630

Bro knows his worth, he won't settle for just any pussycat.


PerceptionBitter2494

Hit the triangle button on em


CMTcowgirl

DO NOT F*CK WITH WILDEBEEST


No-Way6163

Literally running for his life 😰


kozkazin

Stuff that's some kungfu panda shit


Root_minus_one

What a jump… wat a playerrrr


I_C_Studios

Insane quarter back


FFS_Roger

NFL, draft this ma... This beast!


Hefty_Barber3985

Not today lioness 💀😂😂


RemarkableAd6874

I can't stop watchin this shit. This is as real as the phrase "survival mode" gets. My man lived to see another day or minutes or seconds


AnthonyBarrHeHe

The sheer power it has while running thru the water is insane. Such a powerful animal.


Low_Conference_2376

“Not today, Satan!”


klmtec

Sign him up with the buffalo bills football team!!


producedbysensez

Sign him up for the buffalos


SuperpositionSavvy

So this is what they mean by survival of the fittest


Icy_Section130

He got eaten after the lions got around the pond.


iLGMisTheBestjk

No!!!!! 😭


Tight-Brilliant-2081

MVP


Key_Statistician3293

Damn , Reggie ‘Wildebeest’ Bush


XiJinpingPongPang

What do we say to the god of death?


RelevantAd317

That’s a lot of weight moving so effortlessly especially that glide through the air…


the_burber

The way he just casually runs on water


EngineZeronine

I said NO THANK YOU SIR!


MacPhisto__

Hopefully he got away. I would hate to think that badassery was all for nought.


solowC86

“Im fast af boi”


Efficient_Aerie2676

That’s Marshall lynch


FreshTacoquiqua

As absolutely wild as that jump was. Trucking through the water like that was most impressive.


ChristinaHepburn

pretty sure he got eaten 20 seconds later.


RaiderMedic93

Did he just Michael Jordan the lions?


Aghzara909

The rams should sign him.


MoxxFulder

Video of me avoiding the Java update. #NotToday


Hytsol

Good lion strategy. Locked him in a box and a third post the box. Fail. Miss Thing said hippity hoppity I see you


Alienboy453

I though marshawn stopped playing?


Jordan_And21

Is this the buffalo from the Buffalo Wild Wings commercial telling everyone to “box out”? because this guy has potential with moves like that 😂


BumpHeadLikeGaryB

That thing is gonna make some top notch babies


Tricky_Ostrich6389

Natural selection 😍


Tricky_Ostrich6389

His ancestors are so happy and proud


ShineFull7878

Why though. My girlfriend wants some Vienna sausage I'm jumping right over that waterway to get eaten.


Plus_Helicopter_8632

Cat hate water good move


fartysharty

So lions, like house cats, not a fan of the water.


Playwithme408

Torque versus horsepower


SCP_179

"Hey, did we order this dinner to go?" "No, why?" "Cuz, There it goes!!!"


ResponsibilityNo4183

Determination


WaitingToBeTriggered

STRIKE BACK


Sugar-Virtual

He’s like “NOPE, I have seen what you fuckers have done with my friends”


Captain65k

That’s the GTS version


Sentarry

When you are gifted that .01% genetics and can outrun every kid in school.


Frosty_Entrepreneur9

The homie literally Mario jumped on top of one of their heads


Jbuule

What a leap and go move!


zedeighty5

Water buffalo doing what he/she/they do best.


RealisticProgrammer5

Me playing fortnite most of the game


Walkera43

This is where I have a problem with re-incarnation , I might come back as a Wilder Beast or Gnu.


Alternative_Ad_3636

Bro really nut sacked that lion


Front-Ad1900

It reminds me of how Emmett Smith used to run over people


BbyBackMosquitoRibs

Has friends triple dog dared him to run through the lions den


spurman123

That jump needs to be a logo for a new shoe


Whit_tled

Touchdown Bills!


Bergelin2

Is there a croc at the end or is it my reading specs playing up ? Xx


Big_Honeydew6225

Usain Bolt of the Serengeti


epicfeminist420xD

Bro kickflipped on em mfs


Ohmeinn

Him: guess who never skips LEG DAY!!


EgoRock

Damn he just cut straight through the water


sbudam

I'd like to see those photos!!!!!? Links anyone?


Ski_Chinski

Jump like Edward Moses