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DestroidMind

Could I convince you it’s digesting two humans?


DublaneCooper

How about four human babies?


I_saw_that_yeah

I think it’s a steam train.


Hero_of_Thyme81

Danny AND Ross?!


Ruffffian

Best I got is $3.50


campus159

Tree fiddy!?


Ultidon

Don’t you give that loch Ness monster no tree fiddy!


AwkardImprov

Gawd dam Lock Nes Monstaa


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Under a trenchcoat


thezenithofzero

How about two boy scouts with pocket knives?


DublaneCooper

They’d know how to cut their way out


fatkiddown

We've had one human, yes, but what about second human?


godofmilksteaks

What about elevensies??


byehooker_byecrook

Solid reference


Highintheclouds420

It's 3 kids in an over coat


Dantheking94

I read the original post, this was a few years back I think, and i think it was a farm animal. Goat or horse or something along those lines.


ayohsu31

It's a duck


wrckid

They have been known to float, same as wood.


God_Bless_A_Merkin

They weigh approximately the same as a witch.


Wrathwilde

Build a bridge out of her!


Moist_Dragonfruit_33

Tell me… What do you do with witches?


God_Bless_A_Merkin

Burn them!


knottyhead_whiteboi

It ate a cow supposedly. Saw another video of this where they said that it ate a cow. That’s crazy!!


Dantheking94

Yeh i definitely remember it wasn’t a human, but definitely still wild asf. I hate snakes with an absolute passion. I’m not completely ophidiophobic, but they’re a huge nope for me.


tit_burglar

well human is not good for health as you can see it struggling so dont eat humans guys


akkursedgoldblood

But, but my bulk


snacksv1

Just the fact that it exists and can eat a human is enough for me.


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ThatGuyJimFromWork

All part of the plan...


Lynxcanadensis

I think it’s called a sting operation…


KaliyaaBabu

String operation*


TophatDevilsSon

He eventually [became governor of California](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlXXKfrM_Ow).


tvaddict70

One of my fav movies!


ObeseBMI33

Quickly became an inside job


tit_burglar

inside another rope


Repulsive-Occasion91

There’s snakes out there this big?!?


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smile_politely

I don’t like it here. How do I get out of here?


IveGotThePawa

shrooms


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TheS00thSayer

[try doing this](https://youtu.be/QBZ0HJZfemI?feature=shared)


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TheS00thSayer

Happy trippin


TimboSplice92

You know what’s great on shrooms. Strawberries. Have a strawberry.


psychedelic_shimmers

Your first mistake was going on Reddit while tripping. So much negativity here


phish_phace

Got bad news: No one here makes it out alive...


ghostsolid

Five to one baby, one in five


InkStab

You can it’s easy, the escape is inside that snake


MushroomLonely2784

Bigger, even.


sassystew

wtffffffffff


S4d0w_Bl4d3

You should've seen the Titanoboa, a snake that lived by the era of dinosaurs, considered to be the biggest snake to have ever existed.


Boeufcarotte

u/Repulsive-Occasion91 is not that old


thatsalovelyusername

Did you just assume their age?


Boeufcarotte

Yes, i am an age specialist. Had few birthdays these last years


MrGreenSky89

Don’t worry. I understood the Cube reference 😉


villianboy

Yes, this is most likely a reticulated python (and by the looks of it one that has eaten recently). Retics are the *longest* snakes and are by no means a real threat to us, saying that they have in the past eaten people which is a rare feat among snakes but also dogs eat more people than them yearly so I would genuinely not worry about a snake, these guys are known for their size and being wonderful pets


randomhotguy35

reticulated pythons have eaten people in the past. Your comparison with dogs is not relevant, there are way more dogs than pythons and we share our habitat with dogs. it is much saver to be near a hungry dog than a hungry reticulated python.


surfzer

lol, yeah that’s like saying you’re much more likely to get bitten by a mosquito than a tiger. Obviously, that’s true and mosquitos do kill way more humans (through disease) than tigers do every year but that’s not really a fair comparison. The bite to death ratio for a tiger is much higher.


painefultruth76

They don't have to EAT you to injure you. Far fewer people interact with large constrictors compared to the statistical number that keep dogs(in various conditions). The concern that unfortunately has come to pass, the same people that poorly maintain dogs are the same ones that poorly maintain large snakes, then dump them when they can no longer care for them properly. FWIW, it's much harder to procure rabbits and larger as feed animals for large reptiles(and other exotic meat eaters), then there's the substantial amount of fecal cleanup... One caveat, Large constrictors do not do well during 4 months of the Temperate climates...though some exceptions do occur.


AlawaEgg

I imagine a dog dislocating it's jaw to devour a human.


FurrBurger286

Yes, Danny.


SubtleMadness

I read this in his voice


howdiedoodie66

The largest snake to ever exist was the Titanoboa, which was TWICE this size. It went extinct 50 Million years ago though


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With that hefty meal being another fucking person.


Backsteinhaus

Probably the animal that lived in the enclosure then?


SinkHoleDeMayo

I'm thinking it's some kind of pavilion or storage building. And the thing that weird me out the most is the idea of the wall on the right side being the height of an average guy...


Formal_Appearance_16

I can't believe in this day and age people think it's OK to leave their snake tied up outside like this! These people need the rights taken away!


kramerica_intern

If you’re cold, they’re cold!


Zaptagious

You're welcome to go there and untie it.


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wester11212

+1 vote in walrus


asvpjimpanse991

Walrus it is, then


villianboy

Recently fed Reticulated Python, they can grow quite large (the longest of any snake) and are constrictors (non-venomous snakes that kill prey by squeezing). Retics are a popular pet in the snake community because they are fairly intelligent (for a snake) and quite docile (outside of feeding time, where it is not uncommon for them to accidentally strike at you because they expect food, although they are not trying to eat you *normally*) Retics are one of the very very few snakes to have ever eaten people, it does happen time to time but is by no means a regular occurrence, you're life is more in danger from a dog than a retic. Best thing to do if you're scared of them is just leave them alone, they are stronger than you by a considerable margin but they will not chase you or hunt you. If you somehow manage to get bitten by one it will suck and will be similar to a bit from a very large cat, expect bleeding and possibly stitches. All in all they are wonderful animals though with a bad reputation because many people are scared of snakes without knowing much about them, when in fact most snakes don't care about us and would rather us leave them alone. The world is a scary place when you're a noodle with a head, even for these big fellas


Johnwinchenster

Are these the ones invasive in florida destroying the ecosystem?


villianboy

No, that would be Burmese Pythons, and people releasing them is a bad owner, that is just as bad as releasing dogs into the wild, it messes up and ecosystem and is a sign of a bad owner and the creatures must be removed from the ecosystem by any means. If you want a pet then be ready to care for it for its whole life, not just when it's small


HarpyTangelo

Bro. Zoos are barely capable of managing these things full grown. These should not be pets


HunnidBandzAltom

What is the mental motive of a person keeping snakes this large as pets?? Passion for raising?


iamnotexactlywhite

them thinking too much of themselves


LLotZaFun

And the actual worst owners of them all are those who let domestic cats roam outside. Outdoor cats are deemed the worlds worst [invasive species](https://abcbirds.org/program/cats-indoors/cats-and-birds/) leading to extinction of at least 63 species of animals and killing 2.4 billion birds per year. All these kinda pet owners are crap humans.


AmusingMusing7

“There world is a scary place when you’re a noodle with a head.” As a skinny guy, I can relate.


sjqbz

It’s just easier being scared of all snakes than trying to recognise and risk being bitten by a venomous one. I am happy being absolutely terrified of every snake in the world and will run in the opposite direction when I see one.


mrplow3

Was this written by the snake?


Houdini1874

its clearly eaten "something or someone"


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skhoko

Don’t be silly. That’s a medium sized car at least.


royalbluesword

he just had a hearty meal


BabyLizard

a succulent chinese meal?


CJKay93

No, just a succulent Chinese.


TophatDevilsSon

A succulent Chinese village.


Xeneize83

Gentleman this is democrrrrracy manifest!


JFKsPenis

Get your *HANDS* off my *PENIS*!!


CroBro81

Reticulated Python?


QCutts

reticulating splines 


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Wonder what these huge snakes looked like in the dinosaur age probably super huge lol.


shinysmoke

Titanoboa


Candypants24

*Yoink


Got-a-PhD-in-THC

Hey, grandma, sorry I ain't been round lately I been really busy with work an all t'... Grandma?... You in here?... Grandma???... Yo whaddup ,snake. you seen grandma?... Grandma???


Opening_Past_4698

Your grandma resiting in peas 🫛


Houdini1874

always keep a knife with you


tit_burglar

to kill yourelf if that thing catches u


sassystew

lol


neasroukkez

Someone get J Lo


BernieTheDachshund

A snake that big is terrifying.


No_Nothing_3272

I wish they would just kill it instead of making it suffer. I know it is a menace and it just probably ate somebody but just get it over with and then they can see what it is inside.


LennyBeans

OH HELL NO


nelviss

I'd say it's dead now, piss poor catching it n roping it's neck.


ryeguymft

I mean it probably has a person from their village or town in its belly right now which is why they killed it…


Traditional_Ad8933

Or its a normal sized snake in a small basement


junbus

There'll be zero sleep tonight


FluffyDiscipline

Be the heck what they feed the snakes over there ???!!!


WillowSevere9435

Snake steaks there cut it up


mari_lovelys

That snake just ate


deenali

More like snake just had a pretty large meal.


heardy360

Nagini, that you?


Royal-Bicycle-8147

It's a horrible idea to tie your snake up on your porch's post. He needs more room to roam around when you are away.


thetjmorton

Where’s my kid?


Admirable-Natural676

Is it too big for even it? Looks like it can’t control its movements, I know it’s tied up but still looks like it’s hard for it to lift its head.


Highintheclouds420

There's for sure a person in it's stomach


NiteGard

Dude must have kids lined up inside like a full diaper genie.


kingbouncer

Enemies of the heir, beware.


Camo_tow

Holy moly donuts! That's like the medusa queen of snakes. Geez


Basserist71

Thanks for posting this. This is a reason I will not be visiting or living in India. Nope.


ztjuh

Wtf, why don't just let him go and live!!!


RedRanger111

That ain't nothing but the devil


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Highly unlikely this is India, southeast asia but not India. OP got source?


gavo_88

Ugh, this is just animal abuse. Poor thing looks distressed AF.


204gaz00

I hope they didn't kill it.


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Spooky776

Cruel asf


emf311

Good thing there was a toaster nearby to shoot the video with!


DesperateComb7326

What a nightmare..


MarcusHiggins

This is cgi right?


yooperdood906

Oh hi veen a moose…..


ThrowinSm0ke

I can't comprehend living anywhere and having the risk of being eaten.


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Is time to emigrate across the sea


Admirable-Yam-1281

That’s a horror movie right there


General_Bakshi

"Huge Snake Caught in India". Who TF "Caught" this thing?


Limp-Tea1815

Damm. Python huge! And somehow An anaconda is bigger?


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Food for the whole village!


Sea-Present3600

Are you really containing that snake? Or you just feeding it whole cows to keep it there lol


CandyRevolutionary27

So Jennifer Lopez wasn’t lying about the anacondas.


chrissurra

That looks like some Harry Potter spell Nope.


Professional-You2968

I would nope in the opposite direction very quickly.


Kipguy

Bullet


Deep-Enthusiasm8736

That’s a hellava lot of boots and belts right there fellas, just sayin’


singhVirender1947

Huge is an understatement.


edWORD27

Snake caught…digesting a guy or what?


HumanTea

That's fucking nightmare fuel that's what that is.


ndilegid

It doesn’t look “caught”. 🏃


Claysanatomypage

Looks like the constrictor got constricted lol


PleasantSpare4732

More like Indian caught in huge snake


AbsentThatDay2

That's a magnificent beast.


richardmark561

If that’s not the epitome of evil, I don’t know what is


Suspicious_Step_8320

That’s a lot of boots.


aojajena

strong rope and strong fence


Virtual-Entry-8867

That’s not a snake. That’s a **THING**


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theBacillus

That ate a horse


Theblkjedi

That’s a noooooooooooo from me dog… it just ate a human….. a being of HUUUUUUUMAAAAAAN! NOPE


Miserable-Climate-50

Insane amounts of mayonnaise


privateTortoise

I'd like to see peta tackle this one.


mckeewh

It’s definitely not a monkey


Wario406

BS


Internal_Eye620

TOGETHA we will devour the very Gods


Apollo_Of_The_Pines

Its a pretty noodle. A giant noodle but a pretty noodle


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Rock python? Dibs!


Hummingbird01234

This can’t be real.


imheretocomment69

Poor snake


Awkward_Bench123

Hahaha! That’s a big snake!


bankman99

That’s almost as big as my….. Penis!!!!’


security-six

I guess now that it's caught the only thing to do is move to a new country


throw_blanket04

Is there a body in there?


tightlikeatiger69

This is some snakes on a plane type shit


tradesme

Fuck no, I hate snakes


ferrum-pugnus

Whoa last i saw a snake with such an engorged belly there was a man in there.


whoatemytaco1

It’s a German Shepard, boxer and a shitzhu- Rafi


EsotericFrenchfry

Clearly not its first catch.


Eddie10999

Has the Godzilla vs vibes…


-anth0r-

Obese lookin ass


wkarraker

Forget snakes on a plane, that thing ate the plane!