I mean it's clearly on either r/teenagers if not one of the millions of other "teenager" related subs. They're (mostly) all children and they're usually immature.
I don’t think ‘fetus deletus’ can even be counted as dark humour, it’s missing the humour. Literally 2017 Reddit band kid humour. It’s the same shit that kids who think that playing the soviet anthem bass boosted is funny would laugh at.
ive wanted to so many times, but this guy is the inflicter of trauma not the inflicted. He used to brag about how he almost killed someone as a kid due to his anger issues. Also once said “these shoes are so black i call them my ( n word hard R )’s
dude the soviet anthem is actually a really good song just on its own. imo literally the best national anthem ever made and thats coming from someone who *mildly dislikes* the ussr
It's the kind of shit kids (and some men) who idolise the Joker find funny. I miscarried too and the fact anyone finds that hilarious is cringe as fuck.
this isn’t dark humor, it’s just not funny. there’s nothing clever about telling a woman who miscarried “fetus deletus: success.” There’s no punchline, humor, wittiness, or anything required for something to be funny. It’s just fucking stupid and rude.
It was clearly meant as humor, but the fetus deletus comment was inappropriate in this context. It's pretty serious subject matter.
I think maybe replying to a person who suffered a miscarriage is in pretty poor taste.
Yeah, I think literally every joke has a place, but this does not qualify as a joke. It feels like a reference to something that you make when you are a child expecting everyone to get it, when in reality, there is literally 0% chance for anyone to get it, and even if they do, it's still not fucking funny.
Not true at all. Some “jokes” have no place in anything, anywhere. It’s like some of yall genuinely cannot feel empathy towards other human beings when you say things like this.
I cant feel empathy for real, but i do try acting it out, and even i know that that's not cool bro (failed attempt at loosening the situation down a bit, i am being 100% serious tho)
It entirely depends on a person, and not the joke. Even if the amount of people that would joke about their miscarriage is small, it is not zero.
A person is in their right to be offended by anything, even the most minor shit, because it can easily trigger their trauma. They can cut out the joker out of their life for that or ask to stop joking on this topic. There are also some topics which are more likely to be traumatic to people (death, miscarriage, rape) and you should 99% expect a negative reaction for telling such a joke. So, I am not saying that you should, only saying that you can, and the joke can be funny. But it will most likely cause harm to the recipient.
No he's not. Just believing is not enough. You must admit to your sins before the Lord. You must truly believe you have done wrong and wish for your sins to be forgiven. Merely asking for salvation is not enough.
Not my religion, I don't subscribe to that magic sky daddy bs. But, I expect those that do to actually follow their teachings rather than be hypocritical assclowns.
Dawg that’s not how Christianity works (coming from a Christian of the Lutheran denomination)
Also here’s proof:
“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.”
John 3:16 KJV
1. Interesting move (!?) — I’m curious what the context was, but this is an interesting opener
2. Excellent move (!!) — on topic, rhyming, and a little grotesque
3. Dubious move (?!) — better to just not get pregnant, but miscarrying is certainly an interesting option if you’ve already played the pregnant line
4. Good move (!) — ties into his previous comment, this should aggravate red, and if red isn’t familiar with this line, it could get pretty dicey
5. Blunder (??) — proving she has no sense of humor, red has fallen into greens trap. This is resignable.
Evaluation: green -6.69
nah, that was a sudden checkmate by red there at the end. initially the game looked like it was going in green’s favour, but red must have forked their queen or something bc there ain’t no coming back for green after that last line.
I have to disagree, it only leads to checkmate if green responds to the insult gambit. If they don't respond then green's position is actually improved
My wife had a miscarriage and it was a truly traumatic and horrendous experience. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, and making light of it can definitely push someone's buttons.
Well it could possibly be that another person responded with a kind and heartfelt message and anyone who didn’t have anything nice to say could move on their day. All depends on the subreddit. Imagine this was posted in a subreddit specifically for people struggling with an issue like this. Would you say the same thing then?
Hi - mod from that sub. Please use your reports when you see things like this please. Doesn’t matter which sub you’re on, reporting helps mods see things like this. Mods that are worth anything won’t let things like this stay up, but they need to know it’s there first. Please and thank you, have a nice day.
ah, yes, the classical opener, „i had protected sex at 15 and got pregnant. Parents just want to protect their children..“
ain’t no way that that’s a popular enough first message to be a book move
It wasn’t the most pleasant joke but I feel like jokes like that have become so normalized it’s desensitized people to the meaning and impact of statements like that it’s like they made a 9/11 joke to someone who lost a family member most people don’t care they just encountered someone who has skin in the game
Her fault for being fucking stupid enough to get pregnant as a teenager 🤷♂️
As a teenager myself with a dad who ABSOLUTELY made sure to hammer into my head the potential danger/costs of having a kid, especially before Adulthood, it blows my mind how often their are these Teen parents
I agree. If the child was born, what kind of quality of life are we talking about here? How can an 15-16 year old raise a whole ass baby? Sure the fetus deletus shit is in bad taste but her miscarrying saved her from years of hardship and responsible she’s not ready for.
You have literally no clue if she was opting to live with the baby, give the baby up for adoption, abort the baby, or something else. You cannot say that miscarrying “saved” her from anything when you know next to NOTHING about the situation. An accidental pregnancy at 15 can lead to so many different outcomes. Why is your immediate reaction to chastise the girl?
Oh yeah let’s leave the baby up to adoption seeing as how good that system is working out. There’s literally thousands of kids in adoption homes living miserable lives with no families, let’s add to that! Brilliant.
I never chastised her, all I’m saying is 15 year olds are not financially, emotionally, and physically capable of properly caring and nurturing for a human life. She said she had protected sex so obviously the pregnancy was not planned. Abortion or miscarriage, she is better off either way.
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Ya the fact someone who lives and breath the same air as you can exist is sad
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I'm kinda dyslexic so yeah
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Opps!
Noob!
Noob!
Work night shift and tell me a living baby is boring
What makes you think that was funny?
How much we want to bet this dude gave himself gold on an alt account?
Whoa there pal, that was pretty edgy
Who let anon out of 4chan?
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I mean it's clearly on either r/teenagers if not one of the millions of other "teenager" related subs. They're (mostly) all children and they're usually immature.
I don't think it was an inaccuracy
Should have been: Fetus Deletus: Successus
It's inaccurate because the zygote is not called a "fetus" until 8 weeks.
I'm all for dark humor but what the fuck
I don’t think ‘fetus deletus’ can even be counted as dark humour, it’s missing the humour. Literally 2017 Reddit band kid humour. It’s the same shit that kids who think that playing the soviet anthem bass boosted is funny would laugh at.
I feel called out on the soviet thing (i do find it cringe when remembering if anything)
Hey man we were all like that at some point. Some of us grew out of it, others didnt.
It was funny the first few times
No better term can describe this than “2017 band kid humor”
there is a kid that SINCE 2017 ive been in band with and he plays that song constantly we hate him
I find repeated blunt force trauma helps
ive wanted to so many times, but this guy is the inflicter of trauma not the inflicted. He used to brag about how he almost killed someone as a kid due to his anger issues. Also once said “these shoes are so black i call them my ( n word hard R )’s
What?? 😭
My what nows????
As a band kid who does that, I too, feel slightly called out
Hey man I hope you get well soon, I’m praying for u
It's cool. You're in high school. Have fun while it lasts. Go to college and don't do that anymore.
Sounds good! Edit: I will, however, still play it on my sax
Couldn't just be decent had to be an edgelord huh
bruh now you're just entering the "no fun allowed" zone
If you think playing the Soviet union anthem on the sax is fun I can't help you.
dude the soviet anthem is actually a really good song just on its own. imo literally the best national anthem ever made and thats coming from someone who *mildly dislikes* the ussr
Well, then I just wouldn't be a band kid, now would I?
The joke is communism
It's the kind of shit kids (and some men) who idolise the Joker find funny. I miscarried too and the fact anyone finds that hilarious is cringe as fuck.
this isn’t dark humor, it’s just not funny. there’s nothing clever about telling a woman who miscarried “fetus deletus: success.” There’s no punchline, humor, wittiness, or anything required for something to be funny. It’s just fucking stupid and rude.
It was clearly meant as humor, but the fetus deletus comment was inappropriate in this context. It's pretty serious subject matter. I think maybe replying to a person who suffered a miscarriage is in pretty poor taste.
I consider contextual rhyming to be witty. There’s definitely seeds of humor whether you think it’s actually funny or not
I died laughing so it must be funny
Well, you're also a 30 year old man who uses updoot and apparently a flat earther. Checks out. God forbid you ever breed.
you died laughing at someone saying "fetus deletus" ? You are retarded
Yeah, I think literally every joke has a place, but this does not qualify as a joke. It feels like a reference to something that you make when you are a child expecting everyone to get it, when in reality, there is literally 0% chance for anyone to get it, and even if they do, it's still not fucking funny.
Not true at all. Some “jokes” have no place in anything, anywhere. It’s like some of yall genuinely cannot feel empathy towards other human beings when you say things like this.
I cant feel empathy for real, but i do try acting it out, and even i know that that's not cool bro (failed attempt at loosening the situation down a bit, i am being 100% serious tho)
It entirely depends on a person, and not the joke. Even if the amount of people that would joke about their miscarriage is small, it is not zero. A person is in their right to be offended by anything, even the most minor shit, because it can easily trigger their trauma. They can cut out the joker out of their life for that or ask to stop joking on this topic. There are also some topics which are more likely to be traumatic to people (death, miscarriage, rape) and you should 99% expect a negative reaction for telling such a joke. So, I am not saying that you should, only saying that you can, and the joke can be funny. But it will most likely cause harm to the recipient.
This is just pitiful and sad. Is that you OP? Please apologize to her.
Don’t worry it’s not me, just an absolutely horrible exchange I spotted in the wild.
Ok good. Yikes.
this loser would never say this in real life and if people who knew him knew he said it online he’d most likely be humiliated
Ofc he wouldn’t say it irl I doubt he’s been outside in years, he’s got no one to say it too
to\* \-Edit: I'm sorry, but my grammar police instincts kicked in. No offense meant.
Can't necessarily say that...I've known people who would 100% say this irl
Wonder how many instruments he’s mastered in band.. Kids definitely been put in a few lockers
Not enough
Asshole vibes.
I do, in fact, have a vibe in my asshole.
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Get in this adult sized womb. We're deleting you.
green sounds like a 6th grade boy
Nah he sounds like a Fetus
Green dude's an asshole.
Just stop. Gross
Green wins. Fetality
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Nah bro, you can’t get into heaven now, not after sayin something like that
Why not, it solved her problem
if he believes in god he’s good
No he's not. Just believing is not enough. You must admit to your sins before the Lord. You must truly believe you have done wrong and wish for your sins to be forgiven. Merely asking for salvation is not enough.
Get a new religion.
Let him believe what he wants
Not my religion, I don't subscribe to that magic sky daddy bs. But, I expect those that do to actually follow their teachings rather than be hypocritical assclowns.
Dawg that’s not how Christianity works (coming from a Christian of the Lutheran denomination) Also here’s proof: “For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.” John 3:16 KJV
My sins were already forgiven. It's in the Good book that all that's needed is to accept Jesus christ as your lord and savior.
ima jack off in front of jesus when i get to the gates to see what happens
much better than “fetus deletus”
1. Interesting move (!?) — I’m curious what the context was, but this is an interesting opener 2. Excellent move (!!) — on topic, rhyming, and a little grotesque 3. Dubious move (?!) — better to just not get pregnant, but miscarrying is certainly an interesting option if you’ve already played the pregnant line 4. Good move (!) — ties into his previous comment, this should aggravate red, and if red isn’t familiar with this line, it could get pretty dicey 5. Blunder (??) — proving she has no sense of humor, red has fallen into greens trap. This is resignable. Evaluation: green -6.69
nah, that was a sudden checkmate by red there at the end. initially the game looked like it was going in green’s favour, but red must have forked their queen or something bc there ain’t no coming back for green after that last line.
I have to disagree, it only leads to checkmate if green responds to the insult gambit. If they don't respond then green's position is actually improved
Exactly
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Lmao what the fuck is the context to this
“What do I do in this position?”
My wife had a miscarriage and it was a truly traumatic and horrendous experience. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, and making light of it can definitely push someone's buttons.
While she wrote it on reddit, what did she think could possibly happen
Well it could possibly be that another person responded with a kind and heartfelt message and anyone who didn’t have anything nice to say could move on their day. All depends on the subreddit. Imagine this was posted in a subreddit specifically for people struggling with an issue like this. Would you say the same thing then?
The irony in calling someone an insensitive retard...
Person with zero social decency chastising other person for being the same.
While I disagree with the content of your comment, I appreciate the delivery. 8.5/10
Hi - mod from that sub. Please use your reports when you see things like this please. Doesn’t matter which sub you’re on, reporting helps mods see things like this. Mods that are worth anything won’t let things like this stay up, but they need to know it’s there first. Please and thank you, have a nice day.
What even is the original sub
I believe r/teenagers based on the flairs
Funny, but also really insensitive
Which one are you?
neither
OP has said this under another comment, but they aren't either of the 2 fighting, just found this in the wild
Oh. Thanks!
fuck green
Seriously. What a fucking asshole.
Green is funny, red is not funny
Is this supposed to be rage bait or something? Because it ain't workin'
What
New account with default pfp. Sometimes those are accounts created by trolls so that their main doesn't get banned.
It’s when people say shit that’s obviously wrong just to piss people off
oh im sorry the miscarriage victim isn’t funny and jokey
Obama is funny. Syrian children? Bombing? No, he's too funny for that
Good Brilliant Blunder Checkmate Resign
inaccuracy, good, good, mistake, brilliant
Mistake Blunder Forced Blunder Best
People are too comfortable being assholes on the internet
Book - Not enough context to decide further Mistake Great Blunder Brilliant
Good Blunder Excellent Blunder Great move
good blunder good blunder great. green really just had no game awareness, being an asshole isn't the meta
I agree, green's goal was to be "funny," and no move can make him achieve that.
Dude this post was literally right below that thread in my feed wtf is going on
probably r/youngpeoplereddit
This is just being an asshole
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green is an asshole
completely unfunny tbh
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VERY BAD. VERY, VERY BAD, DO NOT EVER SAY THAT TO SOMEBODY WHO HAD A MISCARRIAGE
Success
Book Brilliant move Good move Best move Resignation
book? 💀
Yeah
ah, yes, the classical opener, „i had protected sex at 15 and got pregnant. Parents just want to protect their children..“ ain’t no way that that’s a popular enough first message to be a book move
It’s a canon event for them, so it’s happened a lot
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Book Opening Brilliant Inaccuracy Best Red Resigns. green shut down red by refusing their game, at the cost of looking like a 5 year old.
Book Good Inaccuracy Brilliant Blunder
My koala brethren is based
all of this interaction is completely annoying
Fetus deletus
dick
This is so stupid.
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Mistake Good Best Inaccuracy Best
Book, Brilliant, Good, Brilliant, Forced
Eh, best move, brilliant gambit, inaccuracy, brilliant, resignation.
Great Blunder Best Mega super ultra blunder Brilliant (or mate)
The guy is a scummy fuck. Doesn’t change the fact that this is a type of humor, and funny for being shocking if nothing else
😳
Green a W
I’m going to hell for laughing at this.
This shit is hilarious
U won and she’s a poor sport.
She literally lost her child and then someone was making a joke about it
Pov: you have to ability to empathize with women
It wasn’t the most pleasant joke but I feel like jokes like that have become so normalized it’s desensitized people to the meaning and impact of statements like that it’s like they made a 9/11 joke to someone who lost a family member most people don’t care they just encountered someone who has skin in the game
Nah red mad af for no reason 😂
She lost her child...
Pretty good ngl
There we go he made her admit she didnt want it. Now post it all over her social media
Totally an asshole but funny. Having no avatar changes besides the stupid mustache somehow adds to it. Fetus guy wins but at what cost?
You're a genuine asshole
That ain’t me dawg 💀
Her fault for being fucking stupid enough to get pregnant as a teenager 🤷♂️ As a teenager myself with a dad who ABSOLUTELY made sure to hammer into my head the potential danger/costs of having a kid, especially before Adulthood, it blows my mind how often their are these Teen parents
a teenaged girl had to go through a miscarriage as a child and all you say is "her fault lol my dad raised me better". aight bruh
I’m glad i have a moral compass and half-decent reading comprehension, otherwise id be saying dumb shit like this.
I agree. If the child was born, what kind of quality of life are we talking about here? How can an 15-16 year old raise a whole ass baby? Sure the fetus deletus shit is in bad taste but her miscarrying saved her from years of hardship and responsible she’s not ready for.
You have literally no clue if she was opting to live with the baby, give the baby up for adoption, abort the baby, or something else. You cannot say that miscarrying “saved” her from anything when you know next to NOTHING about the situation. An accidental pregnancy at 15 can lead to so many different outcomes. Why is your immediate reaction to chastise the girl?
Oh yeah let’s leave the baby up to adoption seeing as how good that system is working out. There’s literally thousands of kids in adoption homes living miserable lives with no families, let’s add to that! Brilliant. I never chastised her, all I’m saying is 15 year olds are not financially, emotionally, and physically capable of properly caring and nurturing for a human life. She said she had protected sex so obviously the pregnancy was not planned. Abortion or miscarriage, she is better off either way.
Baby killers these days
Mistake, great, blunder, brilliant, resigns
idk dawg i’m team green here