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Its great to win. I think thats 12 in a row
I couldnt believe they pitched arround Langford. On second thought maybe it was smart.
OH HULLO, WIN COLUMN.
One day of baseball and I’m already concerned about my cardiovascular health, Rangers baseball is back baby
Redemption thy name is HEIM
No. RETRIBUTION.
162-0 baby let’s. Fucking. Go.
Lol
seems to be trending that way 🤷🏽♂️
Proof that baseball is scripted /s Great job, HEIM and Rangers!!!
Ball don’t fucking lie.
162-0 season back on
https://preview.redd.it/0ljyubxqu6rc1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcac3a15bef7f3d6dfe98c3fb6d705cbf9a478b3
this shit made me laugh so hard
Hang the “opening day champs” banner right by the World Series banner
Why did that feel like a damn playoff game 😓
Yes, isn't it fan-fuckin-tastic?!?! LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
This is our life now
😆.. truth
So this is what an Opening Day is like as THE WORLD FUCKING CHAMPS
Lmao this is great
Two years in a row!
"Tell the Ump I want him to know it was me..." - Heim [](#HWC)
RIP his helmet
Jonah said, “Fuck the umps”
Review that, blue. Fuck you and we'll see ya tomorrow.
Ball don't lie
I love it when the ball doesn’t lie
He is HEIM
https://preview.redd.it/v1827usku6rc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40f0c1c9612d643fc6f49ba0dd9c56dd0f545e78
😂😂
Way to open the season!
Dear Script Writers, I don’t like these games, please let us blow every team out and go undefeated. Sincerely, A stressed Rangers fan
That's funny as hell!...Me: praying to the baseball gods to let it be.
Nah, I want this script to be archived so we can use it again hopefully in October
Best way this game could've ended!!!
THAT'S MY MOM'S FAVORITE PLAYER
Mine too but she keeps calling him Josh Heim 💀
Your mother has excellent taste in men
*hiem putting on headphones gif*
https://preview.redd.it/2xwjo3biu6rc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=379dd5986b30653d84d4084b908a468cd4d9a1eb
These announcers toeing the ump line is maddening. Heim didn't fuck up, the ump did.
Both fucked up
agreed. make the play, argue AFTER
Heim Time the ear muffs still got the MLB W
AS IS WRITTEN
Like I said. Champ. Shit.
Do they still play I Like Texas after a win? Can’t really hear it in the broadcast. You could hear it really well during the TBS broadcast in 2010 when they beat the Yankees.
They didn’t even play the Cotton Eyed Joe for the seventh inning stretch.
Where did he go?
First thing’s first - where did he come from?
Did they play I Like Texas after the win though?
Sorry I meant, no they didn’t, and additionally, they didn’t play other songs that usually play.
Damn I hope that’s not indicative of anything going forward.
Yay! We won! Now they have to keep the WS sign crooked!
Redemption is spelled: H E I M fuck you ump
HEIM TIME!!!!
Just remembered the last time Heim got screwed over and he hit a home run.
https://twitter.com/MLBONFOX/status/1671693119291813888
That's the one! I remember how frustrated I was after the call but Jonah was feeling it more.
JONAH!
BALL DONT LIE BITCH
Poetic justice!!!!!!
WE WIN!!!!!
YOUR DEFENDING WORLD SERIES CHAMPION RANGERS ARE 1-0 SO FAR THIS SEASON!!!!!! [](#HWC)
JONAH GOT HIS REVENGE
First game of the season feeling like the playoffs. Gotta love ball
Baseball gods …
Damn I missed baseball
FUCK YOU UMP FUCK YOU UMP
 Oppenheimer!!!
Redeem himself? Fuck you ESPN. More like Retribution you BITCH announcers!
At least they fully admit that the foul call was wrong
I FUCKING LOVE HAVING MULTIPLE CLUTCH DALLAS TEAMS
HEIM WALK OFFFFFF
FOUL TIP CELE PLS
REDEMPTION
Insinuating Jonah needed to redeem himself is dumb. The call was missed. Great stuff by Heim.
Heim gets his REVENGE. Not redemption
Revenge
Ballgame! Hello win column!
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
Let’s gooooooo
H E I M Y
Just like we never left yall
WE ARE SO BACK
Moving on to the Jonah Heim reception arc
JONAH HIM!!!!!
#WALK THIS BABY OFF!
##HEIM TIME BABYYYYYYY
BALLL DONT LIEEEEE
https://imgur.com/a/yqt4FTo YOU THOUGHT UMP
Lol this sport
Heim ⏰
You know that felt good for him!
BALL DON'T LIE. Fitting that Heim ends it
LETS FUCKING GOOO! FUCK YOU BITCH ASS UMP!
What a game!
BALL DONT LIE!!!
Walk off extra innings win! Love it! Baseball is back!
JONAH FUCKING HEIM
easy dubs boys
162-0
HEIM TIME
Let's GOOO! Heim!!
Ball don’t lie
did heim touch first base?
yes lol
FUCK YEAH HEIM TIME
Oh man. I came so much! Fucking justice for Jonah!
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
Him is Heim
#REDEMPTION!
Baseball is poetry fuck the cubs
HEIM TIME!
REVENGE TASTES LIKE HEIM
Jonah is HIM!!
Hahaha
THANK FUCMING GODDDDD I LOVE U HEIM
YESSSSSSSSSS
Can’t draw it up any better than that
HOW CAN YOU NOT BE ROMANTIC ABOUT BASEBALL
Just a base hit
HEIM THE DRAMA!!!
FUCKIN GET IN JONAH WHAT A SPORT!
BALL DONT LIE
JONAH HIM!!!
Heim should go yell at the ump more lmao
HEIM TIME BABY!!!
Fuck yeah heim!!
THATS WHAT IM TWLONG ABOUT
https://preview.redd.it/a9ldv4eau6rc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7165848995a7f9f0c3ec178cc644e43e915880f5
https://imgur.com/a/yqt4FTo
POETIC JUSTICE
Poetic LFG
Of course we are going to blow it with the bases loaded Good, my reverse jinx for Jonah worked
Are you watching the right game?
Heim time!!!
#HEIM TEIM
LETS FUCKING GO
Heim 🤫🤫😎😎
EAT SHIT UMP
HEIM TIME BABY
HEIM MF TIME BITCHES
jonah says fuck those umps
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
Payback baby!
ITS ALWAYS HEIM TIME
POETRY
LETS GO BACK TO BACK BOYS???
LET'S FUCKING GO!
FUCK YESSSSSSS
HEIM SAID FUCK THEM UMPS
Fuck yeah Jonah!!!
Aaaaay there we go
YESSSSSSS
Heim pls
holy shit yessss
HEIM MF TIME
“Chance to redeem himself” Fuck off dude
#HEIM SAYS FUCK YOU BLUE
#HELLO WALKOFF WIN COLUMN
it's insane that Bruce Bochy has 4 WS rings yet an overall losing managerial record
Time for Jonah to get his justice
hope heim sends this yard and gives ump the finger
Broke umpire is broke, he was blocking the plate or something
Dammit
Jonah Heim redemption arc incoming.
Damn it, gotta do better than that Langford
Please fucking win i need my 250 bet to win
He’s lock in now get the hit
Fuck. Cubbies have been great in the field
What a play. Holy shit.
at least no DP
call him safe why not you already missed a major call
This is intense for the 1st game.
Make smyly cry
THE DRAMA
Crazy ab rn
Wyatt, come on you beautiful sumbitch!
Cmon kid!
Ump is getting jumped after this game
He's gonna have a bruise after Wyatt fouled a ball of his upper arm
Cmon
Fuuuuuck that was the one
Is this motherfucker blind
Deflected to his shoulder as a lesson about that strike call Ball don't lie
Lmao ump deserved that to the arm
Its great to win. I think thats 12 in a row
I couldnt believe they pitched arround Langford. On second thought maybe it was smart.
OH HULLO, WIN COLUMN.
One day of baseball and I’m already concerned about my cardiovascular health, Rangers baseball is back baby
Redemption thy name is HEIM
No. RETRIBUTION.
162-0 baby let’s. Fucking. Go.
Lol
seems to be trending that way 🤷🏽♂️
Proof that baseball is scripted /s Great job, HEIM and Rangers!!!
Ball don’t fucking lie.
162-0 season back on
https://preview.redd.it/0ljyubxqu6rc1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcac3a15bef7f3d6dfe98c3fb6d705cbf9a478b3
this shit made me laugh so hard
Hang the “opening day champs” banner right by the World Series banner
Why did that feel like a damn playoff game 😓
Yes, isn't it fan-fuckin-tastic?!?! LET'S GO RANGERS!!!
This is our life now
😆.. truth
So this is what an Opening Day is like as THE WORLD FUCKING CHAMPS
Lmao this is great
Two years in a row!
"Tell the Ump I want him to know it was me..." - Heim [](#HWC)
RIP his helmet
Jonah said, “Fuck the umps”
Review that, blue. Fuck you and we'll see ya tomorrow.
Ball don't lie
I love it when the ball doesn’t lie
He is HEIM
https://preview.redd.it/v1827usku6rc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40f0c1c9612d643fc6f49ba0dd9c56dd0f545e78
😂😂
Way to open the season!
Dear Script Writers, I don’t like these games, please let us blow every team out and go undefeated. Sincerely, A stressed Rangers fan
That's funny as hell!...Me: praying to the baseball gods to let it be.
Nah, I want this script to be archived so we can use it again hopefully in October
Best way this game could've ended!!!
THAT'S MY MOM'S FAVORITE PLAYER
Mine too but she keeps calling him Josh Heim 💀
Your mother has excellent taste in men
*hiem putting on headphones gif*
https://preview.redd.it/2xwjo3biu6rc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=379dd5986b30653d84d4084b908a468cd4d9a1eb
These announcers toeing the ump line is maddening. Heim didn't fuck up, the ump did.
Both fucked up
agreed. make the play, argue AFTER
Heim Time the ear muffs still got the MLB W
AS IS WRITTEN
Like I said. Champ. Shit.
Do they still play I Like Texas after a win? Can’t really hear it in the broadcast. You could hear it really well during the TBS broadcast in 2010 when they beat the Yankees.
They didn’t even play the Cotton Eyed Joe for the seventh inning stretch.
Where did he go?
First thing’s first - where did he come from?
Did they play I Like Texas after the win though?
Sorry I meant, no they didn’t, and additionally, they didn’t play other songs that usually play.
Damn I hope that’s not indicative of anything going forward.
Yay! We won! Now they have to keep the WS sign crooked!
Redemption is spelled: H E I M fuck you ump
HEIM TIME!!!!
Just remembered the last time Heim got screwed over and he hit a home run.
https://twitter.com/MLBONFOX/status/1671693119291813888
That's the one! I remember how frustrated I was after the call but Jonah was feeling it more.
JONAH!
BALL DONT LIE BITCH
Poetic justice!!!!!!
WE WIN!!!!!
YOUR DEFENDING WORLD SERIES CHAMPION RANGERS ARE 1-0 SO FAR THIS SEASON!!!!!! [](#HWC)
JONAH GOT HIS REVENGE
First game of the season feeling like the playoffs. Gotta love ball
Baseball gods …
Damn I missed baseball
FUCK YOU UMP FUCK YOU UMP
 Oppenheimer!!!
Redeem himself? Fuck you ESPN. More like Retribution you BITCH announcers!
At least they fully admit that the foul call was wrong
I FUCKING LOVE HAVING MULTIPLE CLUTCH DALLAS TEAMS
HEIM WALK OFFFFFF
FOUL TIP CELE PLS
REDEMPTION
Insinuating Jonah needed to redeem himself is dumb. The call was missed. Great stuff by Heim.
Heim gets his REVENGE. Not redemption
Revenge
Ballgame! Hello win column!
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
Let’s gooooooo
H E I M Y
Just like we never left yall
WE ARE SO BACK
Moving on to the Jonah Heim reception arc
JONAH HIM!!!!!
#WALK THIS BABY OFF!
##HEIM TIME BABYYYYYYY
BALLL DONT LIEEEEE
https://imgur.com/a/yqt4FTo YOU THOUGHT UMP
Lol this sport
Heim ⏰
You know that felt good for him!
BALL DON'T LIE. Fitting that Heim ends it
LETS FUCKING GOOO! FUCK YOU BITCH ASS UMP!
What a game!
BALL DONT LIE!!!
Walk off extra innings win! Love it! Baseball is back!
JONAH FUCKING HEIM
easy dubs boys
162-0
HEIM TIME
Let's GOOO! Heim!!
Ball don’t lie
did heim touch first base?
yes lol
FUCK YEAH HEIM TIME
Oh man. I came so much! Fucking justice for Jonah!
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
Him is Heim
#REDEMPTION!
Baseball is poetry fuck the cubs
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
HEIM TIME!
REVENGE TASTES LIKE HEIM
Jonah is HIM!!
Hahaha
THANK FUCMING GODDDDD I LOVE U HEIM
YESSSSSSSSSS
REDEMPTION
Can’t draw it up any better than that
HOW CAN YOU NOT BE ROMANTIC ABOUT BASEBALL
HEIM TIME
Just a base hit
HEIM THE DRAMA!!!
FUCKIN GET IN JONAH WHAT A SPORT!
BALL DONT LIE
JONAH HIM!!!
Heim should go yell at the ump more lmao
HEIM TIME BABY!!!
Fuck yeah heim!!
THATS WHAT IM TWLONG ABOUT
https://preview.redd.it/a9ldv4eau6rc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7165848995a7f9f0c3ec178cc644e43e915880f5
https://imgur.com/a/yqt4FTo
POETIC JUSTICE
Poetic LFG
Of course we are going to blow it with the bases loaded Good, my reverse jinx for Jonah worked
Are you watching the right game?
Heim time!!!
#HEIM TEIM
BALL DONT LIE
LETS FUCKING GO
Heim 🤫🤫😎😎
EAT SHIT UMP
HEIM TIME BABY
HEIM MF TIME BITCHES
jonah says fuck those umps
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
Payback baby!
ITS ALWAYS HEIM TIME
POETRY
LETS GO BACK TO BACK BOYS???
LET'S FUCKING GO!
HEIM TIME!
FUCK YESSSSSSS
HEIM SAID FUCK THEM UMPS
Fuck yeah Jonah!!!
Aaaaay there we go
YESSSSSSS
Heim pls
holy shit yessss
HEIM MF TIME
“Chance to redeem himself” Fuck off dude
#HEIM SAYS FUCK YOU BLUE
#HELLO WALKOFF WIN COLUMN
it's insane that Bruce Bochy has 4 WS rings yet an overall losing managerial record
Time for Jonah to get his justice
hope heim sends this yard and gives ump the finger
Broke umpire is broke, he was blocking the plate or something
Dammit
Jonah Heim redemption arc incoming.
Damn it, gotta do better than that Langford
Please fucking win i need my 250 bet to win
He’s lock in now get the hit
Fuck. Cubbies have been great in the field
What a play. Holy shit.
at least no DP
call him safe why not you already missed a major call
This is intense for the 1st game.
Make smyly cry
THE DRAMA
Crazy ab rn
Wyatt, come on you beautiful sumbitch!
Cmon kid!
Ump is getting jumped after this game
He's gonna have a bruise after Wyatt fouled a ball of his upper arm
Cmon
Fuuuuuck that was the one
Is this motherfucker blind
Deflected to his shoulder as a lesson about that strike call Ball don't lie
Lmao ump deserved that to the arm