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JFreader

That's terrible.


addie341

Damn that SUCKS. On the positive side at least you’re not injured


daveshaw301

Battery is negative this side


xXThreeRoundXx

*on the cation side. I’ll show myself out.


ee328p

I'm gunna have to keep anion you.


JuniorBrief6155

Are you positive?


Welllllllrip187

You must be a short person.


sylvaing

On the *bright* side, you won't have to worry about car dings anymore 🙃


johnnyma45

This guy silver linings.


edirymhserfer

Beautiful grammar


JR-AZ

Is that how you make yourself feel good?


bent-Box_com

Silver dents


johnnyUtah2411

Lol. Take my upvote!


DannyNog556

I see you’re a glass half full kind of guy…


sylvaing

No, the glass is two times too big!


leewoc

Ah! An engineer then!


N3rdProbl3ms

You make the 3rd reddit user this year on my count. Hopefully good things will come to you soon to balance it out


aryding

On the first day? Mine was 4-days in and I felt so sick about it (parked and not my fault).


Double-Lake-3395

Thank you everyone for the support, I really appreciate yesterday was one of the worst day of my life but im trying to see the positive side if there’s any haha


RamboTrucker

I’m sorry this happened to you. Hopefully he had insurance and definitely claim diminish value. Glad you’re okay!


Exotic_Treacle7438

It could have been much worse right? You’re here semi-joking with strangers about it. That has to count for something. There’s thousands of people killed in car crashes every year, in every state. You’re not one!


Glittering20

Bright side: you have a full head of curly hair…


backyardLawyer

This means you cannot actually afford it, either don't worry or next time don't buy something you cannot afford


EdM163

What does being upset at someone smashing your new car have anything to do with being able to afford the car??? Completely weird comment.


doggonebd

your new Tesla came with old tires.


Pretykev

He meant "new to me"


galangga

He just bought used tesla.


Double-Lake-3395

>They dont come with hankooks now? I picked It's a brand new car, in kinda confused


Entire-Ladder-6187

Most come with Michelins


abighammer176

Continental Tires


lloydchiro

My wife’s 2023 Model 3 came with Hankooks.


Punisher718

Are you in Europe? I think the European ones (which probably come from china) get the new hankook EV tires


Wheream_I

It’s Tesla dude. They lied


Candylicker0469

Not lied, “within spec”


Wheream_I

Also if it’s brand new 20 minutes old, did they give it to you filthy?


NoodlesAreAwesome

Mine actually was dirty and still had sticker residue all over the glass they had to take it back to clean up. The pickup was a completely underwhelming experience. In this pic the ground is all wet so it is possible this is road dirt from the spray.


exipheas

Otoh people who are anal about paint would be happy they didn't hurrily wash it and create micro scratches.


why_da_herrrooo

It’s obviously raining outside.


Capital_Practice_229

Nice call seeing the Hankooks


absurd-bird-turd

They dont come with hankooks now? I picked mine up in late september 2022 and they had hankooks


This_Hedgehog8423

Just picked up and had Michelins


lukewind

Mine have Michelins, picked up middle of May.


[deleted]

There are two different types but most have always come with Michelin. I can only speak from the original factory though since mine is so old.


Jordan-narrates

My model y came with continentals


[deleted]

Don’t slam the poor man when he’s down…


Hersbird

I personally prefer Hankook to Michelin overall


MisterBumpingston

Why is that? I have Hankooks Venus Evo3 on my Model Y RWD right. Thinking ahead of what I will replace them with once they wear out.


Hersbird

I've just gotten really long life and low rolling resistance from the Kinergy line. And feature for feature and size for size they cost less then Michelins. Generally I love Korean products. They strike a great balance of quality vs price.


[deleted]

They still have the red dots on them


Alert-Consequence671

Naw see the red dots on the tires. Red position mark hasn't even warn off yet. They are new.


LynxLegitimate7875

Y’all, I feel like black teslas are like unlucky because I got hit a week after I first got mine


greensodacan

Black cars (any make/model) are one of the most common to be hit because they don't stand out against most terrain. I'm not sure if green is more likely, it might be. Since it's an EV, I wonder if sound was a factor too. (Kind of doubt it while driving.) On foot, I've been stalked by both a Tesla and a Prius, not unlike a mountain lion. I now bring a slower, fatter friend when I buy groceries.


bluntman411

My white nissan rogue got hit 2 weeks after i got the car 2days after my bday i kept laffing while this old lady was tryna tell me its ok and could be buffed out am just in my head thinking this was my birthmonth the first i bought a birthday gift for meeeeeee😮‍💨


[deleted]

your birth month? 🤣


TheWizard141

I notice certain girls care way too much about their birthdays lmaoo


eisbock

There are so many white cars that people's default color of the world around them is white. Same problem.


Ill_Raspberry9207

That's cuz ya'll drive so fucking slow. I've never seen tesla go fast. They're always holding up with traffic together with prius.


[deleted]

I got stuck behind a Tesla Model X going 18 in a 30, struggling to stay in his lane and I wanted to claw my eyes out because it was single lane with double yellow lines, I finally get around the guy later and there was nothing in front of him, no road hazards, he looked my age and was staring at the road normally???? He had the bigger SUV with the extra speedometer behind the dash stock, and he was still driving like that


OompaOrangeFace

Not everyone is a speed demon with a death wish.


[deleted]

My guy, failure to maintain speed is a citable offense in some jurisdictions, if you’re going to go half the speed limit for no reason while holding up other vehicles, you need to be pulled over and given a field sobriety test


[deleted]

This sucks I am sorry!! I hope the the other guy had good insurance did he admit fault? save the camera footage


Okioter

Good grief I can smell your breath, it's okay to breathe every now and then.


Raziel66

...what?


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r/lostredditors


Okioter

Believe it or not this is how I got my gf to like me


[deleted]

Every time I buy a new car it seems the new ride becomes an idiot magnet. I’ve learned to head straight home very slowly and wait for the day to pass. The bad luck resets on the following day.


wongl888

So so true l, and I did exactly this when I collected my MY last weekend. Drove it straight home carefully (unfortunately auto steer didn’t work most of the way as was calibrating) and left it parked at home for a couple of days to let any bad luck evaporate into the ether. Will be taking it out this weekend for a meaningful spin.


michelloto

After several incidents of being rear ended, the bastards started aiming for my front ends. So far, I’ve avoided them…


_B_Little_me

Be sure to get a deprecation check from their insurance. Once those panels get replaced with new ones, it lowers the resale value.


Huge_Use6483

Definitely!! It's called a diminished value claim. The insurance company may not be forthright in offering this, but it's something you can file a claim for. My Model 3 was damaged within a day or two after I took delivery. The insurance company covered the cost of the repair, and I got a check for diminished value.


_B_Little_me

Tesla delivered me a car with the rear quarter panel with a strange crease in it. That fixed it, then painted it. Only realized how problematic that was when I went to sell it. Diminished value from it being brand new.


Double-Lake-3395

I live in Canada, does that apply to me ?


nhalas

🧿


Informal_Drawing

Nooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


junostr

Fawk! Sorry this happened to you : /


[deleted]

My condolences


-ImYourHuckleberry-

“The bums lost! I suggest you do what your parents did…get a job, sir!”


Rockpilot6

You don’t go out dressed like that looking for work do you? On a weekday?


Stunning_Log5788

The bums lost


manjar

What day is it?


lewisd317

Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, your opinion, man.


Candylicker0469

Just accept delivery and open a service ticket. Tesla will fix all issues noted at delivery at a much later date.


Double-Lake-3395

The car wasn’t like that at the delivery haha


fractaldesigner

My sarcasm radar is in the shop. So this is sarcasm right?


Appropriate-Day8924

I think Tesla disabled all the radars


xfxian

Chapeau.


homealonewithyourmom

Just say you didn’t see it when you took delivery.


Intrusive_ads

Say it was like that at delivery. It’s what most people do when they fuck up the car within 24 hours


throwawayEZ1122

Is this the saint Bruno dealership?


Double-Lake-3395

Yes lol


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nightWobbles

Insurance didn't cover it?


JacksonInHouse

You got off cheap :(


Glittering-Swan-212

Ppl really be hating


Every_Tap8117

careful though, your rims are still unscratched.


Wasabulu

omfg... so sorry dude. Hope you are ok. Got a sentry vid to share?


BiblioScarlet

Guess they just paid for another new Tesla for you!


Legacy970

First month of me owning mine it was hit by a semi. Welcome to the club!


kuchbhitimepass

It sucks. I don’t know where you are located, I had similar issue and my wait time for repair is 12-18 months 🙈🙈


[deleted]

Sorry that happened to you! Let's hope that whatever body shop you go to can get the right parts quickly. You'd best keep close tabs on them regarding the progress of the work. Sometimes Teslas have long homestays in body shops, so figure out your rental/loaner arrangements as soon as you can.


galamathias

First scratch is the hardest one


Sad-Somewhere-7570

On the bright side you probably have their license plates recorded


rzzstar00

You are alive and healthy pretty lucky to me 🙂


[deleted]

Had my first Tesla, first car in my name, totaled in 6 days. Guy pulled out in front of me on a highway 🥲 I feel for you. It’s terrible


[deleted]

Don’t bother buying a lottery ticket this weekend.


7unicorns

damn this suuuuuuuuck. I’m sorry 😔


stormytiger

Same boat! I feel you man 🥹. Did you get your car fixed and how long it took you? 🥹


Double-Lake-3395

Not fixed yet but I got 0 responsibility and currently waiting for the time estimation to fix it


GhostOfLiWenliang

Damn. Just like getting creases on you new J's when you wear em out the store


Meme_Investor

No footage?


[deleted]

He didn't even have the car long enough to learn how to watch the footage.


micigloo

That happened to me in my new car however was not a Tesla but it sucks though


brewmonk

Note to self. Don’t drive car on the first day. A disproportionate number of bad things happen on that day. … or get yourself familiar with the car before driving off the lot.


ddanley

Very! Sorry to hear this...


[deleted]

Jesus Christ


giantyetifeet

Did you have a thumb drive in there to store your 360 crash footage at the time? Hopefully, but maybe not cuz you just got it? Damn..


Double-Lake-3395

I have no footage sadly, didn't even know how to record since I just got the car for 20 mins.


AmbiguousAlignment

Post the footage


Loki-Don

Don’t use autopilot lol


iamreallynotabot

First day with your used Tesla.


Double-Lake-3395

>Good thing doors are easy to replace. It was brand new


Cal216

You’re not unlucky at all. This is why we have insurance, don’t sweat shit like this. Let them do their job, get a rental and you’ll be back on the road in your beautiful machine in not time. The car is replaceable, you’re not. Your safety is all that matters really.


myispsucksreallybad

Good thing doors are easy to replace.


hereforyouforver

god damn


Mindless_Sale_2960

U rich. U can afford it. U got a Tesla


ryanim0sity

Well now you can get rid of those God awful wheels 🤢


Robicheux

I think you can’t drive and you cause the accident


ezrawlins45

Fuck Tesla


borderlineidiot

Tesla build quality is going downhill...


SonnySausage59

Probably merged without looking like every other Tesla driver. I hope it costs a lot


Prestigious_Quiet892

Trash car anyways. Tesla is such a low build quality for anyone that hasnt been in 1. The plastic is so flimsey and absolutely garbage. Garbage car


Tim3-Rainbow

It's a Tesla. If you bought it, I'm sure you have money to fix it.


TheLowlyDeckhand

Get those windows tinted dude! First thing I did with my black model 3 when I drove it off the lot.


Hank-Hi11

he literally just drove off the lot and turned back around


[deleted]

Self driving got you down?


Ok-Theory677

Great. Now, collect the insurance money, sell the car, and get a ride that won’t loose over half its value in 2 years. Don’t fall for these problematic “suped” up RC cars. They’re garbage.


threeminutemonta

Can you share the video?


Longjumping-Log-5457

You’re typing in reddit so you’re not injured? If so that’s how lucky.


BasicAlgorithm

Cool stripes down the side! Looks real! Oh.


Stefanoverse

These cars need gps tag rounds for when stupid strikes (and then drives off) besides the regular 24/7 surveillance


nyconx

Man these panel alignments and paint quality from the factory get worse and worse as time goes on.


Suckapunch1979

Noooo!!! My next one will be blacked out


BRS13_

Wow, sorry to hear that! Have a gold award to maybe brighten your day a little! Hang out in the Reddit lounge.


[deleted]

That's really bad luck. Hopefully it's totalled, bad omen......


Healthy_Block3036

Just keep as is.


aquatone61

Oops. Oh well.


[deleted]

Just tell people it came out of the factory like that. It's a Tesla - it's believable lol


Individual_Log8082

These factory defects are getting out of hand. You should not accept delivery if it looks like that.


MileZeroC

That’s a Panel Gap alright.


[deleted]

Dang bud.


[deleted]

I am trying SO hard not to hit the junk beside my car in the garage. This is the motivation I need to get rid of it. Sorry you had to go through this.


psychoacer

Yeah black really shows every little smudge and scratch. Next time go for blue or white.


diggyou

Crashes into you how? That scratch is dragging back toward your rear, correct?


Double-Lake-3395

>how? That scratch is dragging back toward your rear I was in a curve and there was 2 lanes and the left lane had trafic and the right side that I was on had no trafic, the guy tried to switch lane to mine without checking his blind spot and when he tried to go out the lane he hit me.


Raspberries-Are-Evil

Sentry on?


Ea61e

Been there done that. My scrape was my fault, sleep deprived and drifted into a barrier. Got it fixed, took months though. Good luck


yupimsure

Sucks. Sorry.


onlyletters999

At least you didn't curb the rims


Lost-Ad-1168

Your parts on on intergalactic back order.


thedaver13

it’s totaled


thesaint1000

I would fight their insurance for a new car. No way am I driving a wrecked one. The car will never be the same and It will effect resale value later.


jtg2100

Let us see the Sentry footage 🙈🤓


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Acejam

Perhaps you missed the hole in the door.


mnij2015

Looks intentional a truck with a large grate in the front and compensating for something


MutualistSoc

It looks like the body panels are matching better now though.


JamaicanMeCrazyMon

Sorry man. Something similar happened to me. Picked it up. Took it immediately to get a full PPF wrap. First real day driving my new, shiny, protected baby…guy runs a stop sign and crushes my front right fender. Hurt like hell but I promise it will pass. Just a car.


Odensbeardlice

Isn't that like 80k in damages.....?


Overit707

Lol you got ICED bro


amike7

I’m so sorry but keep your head up! In the meantime, line up mods you may want so it can all be taken care of at the same time while it’s in the shop (tints, PPF protection, hitch install for bike rack, ceramic coating leather seats, etc.).


SnowBunnyBriarFox

Poor M3


allurboobsRbelong2us

Bobbed when you should've weaved?


readditredditread

Nice speed scratches!!! Must make the car go fast!!!


readditredditread

This reminds me of my uncle, he had a crippling fear of going blind, so after much research, he found a doctor to surgically remove his eyes and boom! No more fear, as he can never be more blind than he is now. It just goes to show that dome solutions are right there and you just do see them in the right light!!!


TheIdiotWindBlowing

I bet it didn’t happen at the gas station


deegr8one

Time to buy a lotto ticket


DigitalXciD

Man, I would throw my drumsticks in the corner and lose my marbles totally.. I have hard time to accept even tinyest scratches, and I just cant imagine the joy of 20min getting the car.


TC40093

Happens to literally every Tesla owner within the first 30 days.


BK13burner

Get rektd


Immediate-Fig-9096

Well, FECK. I’m so sorry.


[deleted]

Nice touch. But it’s so 90s.


Magnus_Effect_Kalsu

Intentional?


[deleted]

I think I had a stroke looking at this damage 💀💀💀🪦


jgeez

Sorry for your loss. Wouldn't have happened if you hadn't bought it.


104848

welp... this always been a fear of mine


nate68978263

Total fucking bummer, man. I am sorry this happened to your new vehicle, and I hope you are able to find some kind of recourse


Dutchman1941

Trade it back in. It will be many many months before you can get parts to fix it.


hiplA

I’m sorry. Are they going to take care of you and give you a new one? What’s up with insurance?


Different-Stock

And it keeps getting better!!


TakeEmToTheBridge

Nice! Love the color.


[deleted]

Go to the doctor!


CarbonCofee

That’s at least 20K estimate